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#22 - I think some people aren't aware Stick of Truth is a direct co… 03/23/2014 on penis joke +1
#2 - I just had my first White Russian last night. **** … 03/17/2014 on mfw no gf 0
#3 - Consider the following... A card "deck" app…  [+] (22 new replies) 03/17/2014 on This is what my college... +7
User avatar #4 - anonymousmkiii (03/17/2014) [-]
Consider the following:

I can get a normal pack of playing cards for 5 bucks, depending on where i find them

I can print a pack of playing cards on 8.5x11 cardstock at a professional printing place, double sided, for 32 bucks

i dont care if they used 2 ipads and just kept shuffling, thats head-up-ass retarded.
#9 - fixxxer (03/17/2014) [-]
Who the fuck would pay 5$ for a pack of playing cards, they're like 1.50$.
User avatar #56 - anonymousmkiii (03/22/2014) [-]
probably the same person that would pay $4200 bucks for a dozen ipads to play cards?
User avatar #14 - uwbymannen (03/17/2014) [-]
They cost $0.75 where i live.
User avatar #18 - wiredguy (03/17/2014) [-]
you guys must buy terrible quality cards
#39 - fixxxer (03/17/2014) [-]
Nope, Bicycle decks here are 1.50$ ish, and I also get decks from the casino, they're used once or twice, and boxed up and you can get them from front desk. They punch a hole in the center so you cant bring them back in, but ya, even a pack of bicycle, which are good quality cards are 1.50$-2.00$ around here.
User avatar #52 - wiredguy (03/17/2014) [-]
well damn, lucky you

shit like that does often cost more in Britain, I pay about £2 ($3.33) for a pack here.
plus there aren't any casinos.
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User avatar #19 - uwbymannen (03/17/2014) [-]
Terrible indeed. One drop of water and the card is forever destroyed. This also goes for the whole deck when trying to make a magic trick or bending them over. I just can never fit it in. You know what I mean?
User avatar #20 - wiredguy (03/17/2014) [-]
yeah, I do.
it sucks

get Bicycle, really.
it's so generic, and all, but they really are the best.
cheapest I've found them is £2 each, which is about $3.33
User avatar #21 - uwbymannen (03/17/2014) [-]
Thanks for the hint. I will try it.
#24 - wiredguy (03/17/2014) [-]
I have better chips now
User avatar #25 - uwbymannen (03/17/2014) [-]
Not bad. I, however am not so good when it comes to card games. I only know how two play 2-4 different card games and barely know a very simple card trick.
#27 - wiredguy (03/17/2014) [-]
that's fair enough, I do magic

theoretically

here's an old-ass gif of me in my messy teenage bedroom.
you've probably seen the trick before, but I still liked to practise it for general dexterity.

you should learn. it's a good skill.
User avatar #28 - uwbymannen (03/17/2014) [-]
Not a bad trick. Yes, I could try to learn some other tricks, but i will need to finish a big report first. I have been working on it for over 6 months now. Well, including all of the time i have been reading manga which is about 252 hours of reading in a couple of weeks.

I really need to stop reading ecchi manga for a while. *sigh*
User avatar #29 - wiredguy (03/17/2014) [-]
sounds like one hell of a hobby
User avatar #31 - uwbymannen (03/17/2014) [-]
Well, it is like training to be a monk. Just in case you did not know, ecchi is aborderline between normal manga and hentai manga. Imagine reading over 1000 chapters with 20-100 pages each filled with half or completely naked(with some censorship) anime females and a good storyline.

That is my hobby including writing and reading bizarro fiction.
User avatar #32 - wiredguy (03/17/2014) [-]
so you never masturbate?
User avatar #33 - uwbymannen (03/17/2014) [-]
Of course i do but try not to when reading this kind of manga. You should also take a note that some of the characters looks like women but actually are men. Here is one example : mangafox.me/manga/mei_no_naisho/
The character in the picture is a boy.
#23 - wiredguy (03/17/2014) [-]
Guardian

plus some old, cheap as fuck poker chips I had
#22 - wiredguy (03/17/2014) [-]
gotta love Bicycle

here's a dragon deck
#5 - urapooper (03/17/2014) [-]
This is a hypothetical situation and in this situation you have to use Ipads.

Just roll with it.
#13 - if you're going to bring up date formats, only YYYYMMDD is log… 11/12/2013 on Celebrate -7
#7 - Honestly, this picture kind of bothers me...less about the lac…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2013 on Double Standards Are an... +122
#87 - anonymous (11/10/2013) [-]
also, the longer you look at it, the more she kisses him
#7 - Scarlett Johansson was the only white chick that seemed fairly…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2013 on by god 0
User avatar #12 - abotu (11/05/2013) [-]
I thought Kate Middleton was pretty good
#4 - More like "Should I do something productive today or.… 11/05/2013 on I Like Option #2 0
#5 - Finding work sucks, but it's doable if you spend time making y… 11/05/2013 on College +3
#22 - That's funny, because I've seen plenty of things on the intern… 10/05/2013 on Ah shit feminism +3
#86 - I would think a guy saying "I don't know if it's in"… 10/05/2013 on Three Words +6

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#6 - anonymous (04/12/2012) [-]
You are a ****** , You are welcome.
User avatar #5 - Kelech (10/05/2011) [-]
hallo new friend
User avatar #3 - moldytaco (10/04/2011) [-]
Can you help me with my math homework?
#4 to #3 - xelihope (10/04/2011) [-]
...possibly...but I guess that would depend on if your being serious
User avatar #1 - jjvoodoo (07/13/2011) [-]
show me your boobs
User avatar #2 to #1 - TheNorwegianSmurf (08/27/2011) [-]
I second that
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