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I can get a normal pack of playing cards for 5 bucks, depending on where i find them
I can print a pack of playing cards on 8.5x11 cardstock at a professional printing place, double sided, for 32 bucks
i dont care if they used 2 ipads and just kept shuffling, thats head-up-ass retarded.
Who the fuck would pay 5$ for a pack of playing cards, they're like 1.50$.
probably the same person that would pay $4200 bucks for a dozen ipads to play cards?
They cost $0.75 where i live.
you guys must buy
Nope, Bicycle decks here are 1.50$ ish, and I also get decks from the casino, they're used once or twice, and boxed up and you can get them from front desk. They punch a hole in the center so you cant bring them back in, but ya, even a pack of bicycle, which are good quality cards are 1.50$-2.00$ around here.
well damn, lucky you
shit like that does often cost more in Britain, I pay about £2 ($3.33) for a pack here.
plus there aren't any casinos.
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Terrible indeed. One drop of water and the card is forever destroyed. This also goes for the whole deck when trying to make a magic trick or bending them over. I just can never fit it in. You know what I mean?
yeah, I do.
get Bicycle, really.
it's so generic, and all, but they really are the best.
cheapest I've found them is £2 each, which is about $3.33
Thanks for the hint. I will try it.
I have better chips now
Not bad. I, however am not so good when it comes to card games. I only know how two play 2-4 different card games and barely know a very simple card trick.
that's fair enough, I do magic
here's an old-ass gif of me in my messy teenage bedroom.
you've probably seen the trick before, but I still liked to practise it for general dexterity.
you should learn. it's a good skill.
Not a bad trick. Yes, I could try to learn some other tricks, but i will need to finish a big report first. I have been working on it for over 6 months now. Well, including all of the time i have been reading manga which is about 252 hours of reading in a couple of weeks.
I really need to stop reading ecchi manga for a while. *sigh*
sounds like one hell of a hobby
Well, it is like training to be a monk. Just in case you did not know, ecchi is aborderline between normal manga and hentai manga. Imagine reading over 1000 chapters with 20-100 pages each filled with half or completely naked(with some censorship) anime females and a good storyline.
That is my hobby including writing and reading bizarro fiction.
so you never masturbate?
Of course i do but try not to when reading this kind of manga. You should also take a note that some of the characters looks like women but actually are men. Here is one example :
The character in the picture is a boy.
plus some old, cheap as fuck poker chips I had
gotta love Bicycle
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