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#43 - It's 26,000 no matter where you go (or however much materials … 05/28/2016 on Canada on American Healthcare 0
#8 - So i got IP banned for posting sauce on your page. Now that i'… 05/27/2016 on messier's profile 0
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#6 - silversspoon (05/26/2016) [-]
Yeah dood
Novabird is it true?
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#7 - novabird (05/26/2016) [-]
#28 - link didn't work, i'm just posting the unedited version on you… 05/26/2016 on Robots on sloppy sex 0
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#26 - messier (05/26/2016) [-]
**messier used "*roll picture*"**
**messier rolled image** Sauce?
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#28 - xchewsifferx (05/26/2016) [-]
link didn't work, i'm just posting the unedited version on your page. Cool? Cool.

Nice roll by the way
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#79 - I'm afraid not 05/13/2016 on Obama 0
#33 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2016 on Obama +8
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#61 - brassydolphin (05/13/2016) [-]
Is there more?
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#79 - xchewsifferx (05/13/2016) [-]
I'm afraid not
#32 - any story about a grandpa always makes me think of this  [+] (4 new replies) 05/13/2016 on Obama +11
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#88 - jesusisagoose (05/13/2016) [-]
what a shitty grandson
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#61 - brassydolphin (05/13/2016) [-]
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#79 - xchewsifferx (05/13/2016) [-]
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#3 - ayrendil (06/19/2015) [-]

Thought you'd like to see this. Bruiser bear is the one that loves water and keeps jumping into the pool.
#5 to #3 - xchewsifferx (06/19/2015) [-]
DUDE! Thanks for the video!! Bears are probably my favorite animals, the last time I was in Michigan I was going to stop at a black bear sanctuary, where they let you feed and pet a cub. Alas, we didn't have enough time and i missed out... But this bear in your video seems like he would be a blast to work with! Haha

pic is the only grizzly related thing i have
#6 to #5 - ayrendil (06/19/2015) [-]
Oh god that gif. I gotta save that. Oh but no problem. Just actually found out how to save videos from Facebook and uploaded it to see if I can get it some more publicity. I don't care about thumbs and all that jazz but it gets enough so that more people can see it.

Oh but sadly I don't know if Bruiser and Honey are able to be played with :/ The two got old enough now where only certain people at Single vision can handle them. Not because they're aggressive but because... Well they're bears who act kinda like puppies. So any tackles or play fights can really hurt you. I actually remember my youngest sister Mariah, (The one in the pic before hand with the lion) coming home with bruises all over her arms because she played with Bruiser bear. Guess that's one of the reasons he got his name.

( www.funnyjunk.com/Bruiser+bear/movies/5586711 )
#7 to #6 - xchewsifferx (06/19/2015) [-]
Haha yeah I figured Honey and Bruiser would likely be off limits to the public due to their size and age. People (myself included) see these videos and forget how powerful and potentially dangerous these animals can be. I mean I see him playing in the pool and want to jump in and play with him, but if he wanted to he could sit on top of me and drown me, just because he doesn't know any better.

Growing up, it took me a while to comprehend, but I finally understood living in captivity ≠ domestication.
#4 to #3 - ayrendil (06/19/2015) [-]
(It's the guy from the post talking about Single Vision by the way)
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