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#739 - **xchewsifferx used "*roll picture*"** **xchewsifferx rolle… 11 hours ago on This is what molested you... 0
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#98 - "the school is based on a sliding scale ranging from $333… 07/04/2015 on Finally a safe space for... 0
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#68 - Hello darkness my old friend 07/03/2015 on The many faces of cheerleaders +2
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#85 - John Cena (07/03/2015) [-]
Gimme the sauce! Please?
User avatar #86 - xchewsifferx (07/03/2015) [-]
Prepare for some disappointment!

I'm not sure what it's really from. I snagged it from the comments section 2 years ago. I asked if anybody knew where it came from but got no answers. After doing a bunch of reverse image searches i found it posted a few times on 9gag and imgur. Apparently it was an old repost even in 2013.

The best answer that I got from someone was that it was a fan-made short clip of what it would be like if Mario crossed over into counterstrike, but they didn't know anything besides that.

#219 - I bet he tells people he just likes to play casually 07/03/2015 on This guy has skills. +1
#145 - Picture 07/01/2015 on Name's Nuffins, Dindu Nuffins +3
#59 - how it feels to chew 5 gum 07/01/2015 on Now you're thinking with... +1
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User avatar #3 - ayrendil (06/19/2015) [-]

Thought you'd like to see this. Bruiser bear is the one that loves water and keeps jumping into the pool.
#5 to #3 - xchewsifferx (06/19/2015) [-]
DUDE! Thanks for the video!! Bears are probably my favorite animals, the last time I was in Michigan I was going to stop at a black bear sanctuary, where they let you feed and pet a cub. Alas, we didn't have enough time and i missed out... But this bear in your video seems like he would be a blast to work with! Haha

pic is the only grizzly related thing i have
User avatar #6 to #5 - ayrendil (06/19/2015) [-]
Oh god that gif. I gotta save that. Oh but no problem. Just actually found out how to save videos from Facebook and uploaded it to see if I can get it some more publicity. I don't care about thumbs and all that jazz but it gets enough so that more people can see it.

Oh but sadly I don't know if Bruiser and Honey are able to be played with :/ The two got old enough now where only certain people at Single vision can handle them. Not because they're aggressive but because... Well they're bears who act kinda like puppies. So any tackles or play fights can really hurt you. I actually remember my youngest sister Mariah, (The one in the pic before hand with the lion) coming home with bruises all over her arms because she played with Bruiser bear. Guess that's one of the reasons he got his name.

( www.funnyjunk.com/Bruiser+bear/movies/5586711 )
User avatar #7 to #6 - xchewsifferx (06/19/2015) [-]
Haha yeah I figured Honey and Bruiser would likely be off limits to the public due to their size and age. People (myself included) see these videos and forget how powerful and potentially dangerous these animals can be. I mean I see him playing in the pool and want to jump in and play with him, but if he wanted to he could sit on top of me and drown me, just because he doesn't know any better.

Growing up, it took me a while to comprehend, but I finally understood living in captivity ≠ domestication.
User avatar #4 to #3 - ayrendil (06/19/2015) [-]
(It's the guy from the post talking about Single Vision by the way)
User avatar #1 - alexfost (08/15/2013) [-]
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