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User avatar #134 - xchewsifferx (09/21/2014) [-]
can't find a link to the unedited one, but she goes by the name ms alice.

She is worshiped on tumblr. just type in "ms alice tumblr gif" and it'll likely pop up
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thank you
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User avatar #157 - ballsofearth (09/09/2014) [-]
#93 - I don't know about the Jehovah's witness one. In the US we hav…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +2
#114 - thingexplain (09/05/2014) [-]
As an EMT, I had the opportunity to take a seminar on medicolegal issues. The stories are varied, and there's more than one of them, but the one of which there was actual factual data rather than hearsay was a case in Wisconsin 2006, where a 2nd year intern doing a shift in the ER hung a few bags of whole red blood cells despite a roadID bracelet and wallet card showing her status as a Jehovah's Witness and asking for blood products not to be used. The problem was that he had claimed to have not seen the roadID bracelet, but in the process of prepping her he cut it off with his trauma shears. Jehovah's Witnesses are accidentally given blood products all the time, and the church has a religious proceeding to cleanse those who were given blood products against their will, but in this case there was reason to believe he knew and instead chose to ignore the patient's wishes. He was successfully sued for assault and malpractice.
User avatar #152 - lockstin (09/06/2014) [-]
There's no church processing or cleansing or whatever when they get someone elses blood without their knowledge. It's more just a "oh, well bummer, guess we'll just have to be more careful next time."
User avatar #153 - thingexplain (09/06/2014) [-]
You and puggles haven't experienced the branch of the church that my aunt is in, then. Thank god, I thought all Jehovah's witnesses were as crazy as her. Nice to know it's just my family being my family again.
User avatar #157 - lockstin (09/06/2014) [-]
Most of my family are JW's, and I've definitely heard of butt-tons of crazy JW stories, from other JW's even. But typically when one is crazy enough into it they are discouraged from being that way, they try not to be dogmatic. There are crazy people in every belief system, but for some reason I always notice that JW's really get some of the biggest backlash, at least when it comes to fake "Facts," of which I've seen plenty. A lot of these facts, like this one for instance, if they are true the story probably ends with the JW involved getting a real big talking to by the head JWs, because thats not your typical JW behavior.
User avatar #140 - puggles (09/06/2014) [-]
they don't actually have "religious proceedings to clense" themselves. as wacky as the religion is, it doesn't hold their members responsible if the blood is forced on them against their will. they believe the choice to violate what they see as god's will itself is the sin.

my mother's one.
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