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Gender: male
Age: 24
Consoles Owned: PS3,XB360,WII U, PS4
Video Games Played: BF4,Minecraft,whatever I torrent
X-box Gamertag: brasingtonbyron
PSN: ToxicTraction
Interests: Gaming,Computers,Law enforcement,EMT,College/Uni,money,Funnyjunk
Date Signed Up:3/26/2011
Last Login:8/02/2015
Location:Mississippi USA
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#13 - That's kind of stupid, a shooter, a well trained one, is going… 37 minutes ago on Notice me Senpai 0
#160 - Great story, well written. 1 hour ago on Draw with FunnyJunk 0
#144 - "Old Toothy"  [+] (3 new replies) 2 hours ago on Draw with FunnyJunk +1
#151 - jgd (2 hours ago) [-]
without getting into the sordid details, ill tell you a thing
>be 14
>be at gf's house
> something to note about her, she knew virtually nothing about sex
>she looks at me out of nowhere and sais "hey anon i wanna give you a blowjob"
>In the most prepubescent, octive jumping voice i could muster. "HUH REALLY? OK!"
>she takes me into a dark room, i dont really pay attention to my surroundings.
> dick bout to get sukked fam
>she starts sucking on my balls and swear on christmas she kept doing it for five minutes
>afraid to correct her because of possible no bojo
>"Why havent you finished yet, am i doing something wrong?"
>thankfuck.jpg
>find out her friends tricked her
whatever bojo time
>guide and coach her like she was trying to be the best dicksucker that no one ever was.
>she goes deep, and mind you i was in the heat of puberty and i was not expecting this so my bush was immense. like there was probably a tribe of jungle bunnies living up in there
>allovasudden *knockknockkncok*
>her mom is at the fucking door.
heres where it git gud
>she tries to pull off fast but her braces decided to grab a fist full of my flowing dick locks
>i freak the fuck out, tear her off of me and i clap my hand over my mouth to avoid screaming, shit hurt
>"hey potter is anon staying for dinner?"
>"uh yeah mom"
>"ok sweety, by the way youve got something in your braces"
>her mom leaves and she turns around asking if im okay.
>i think my dick is bleeding.
>"well a little blood didnt hurt anyone"
>turn the light on im serious
>"ugh finee" im the one with a bleeding dick and shes acting like im putting her out
>lights flash on and im looking at my dick
(its cool i whispered no homo first)
>blood dripping down my balls, peice of skin missing im in shock
>"so where were we anon?"
>i looked at her and first noticed the missing chunk of skin in her garbage disposal level braces.
then i fucking noticed it.
>the entire fucking room was filled with porcelain dolls and they were all fucking staring into my soul.
>"SOO where were we"
>(bitch im holding my limp bleeding cock while annabelle and all of her friends are watching)
>Yeahhhhh you were about to take me home.
tl;dr, i stuck my dick in a garbage disposal more or less
#174 - triggin (46 minutes ago) [-]
sauce on gif?
User avatar #160 - xbyronx (1 hour ago) [-]
Great story, well written.
#141 - Oh my ******* god this is hilarious.  [+] (5 new replies) 2 hours ago on Draw with FunnyJunk 0
User avatar #142 - jgd (2 hours ago) [-]
i got my first bojo from old toothy here.

it went about as well as you expect
#144 - xbyronx (2 hours ago) [-]
"Old Toothy"
#151 - jgd (2 hours ago) [-]
without getting into the sordid details, ill tell you a thing
>be 14
>be at gf's house
> something to note about her, she knew virtually nothing about sex
>she looks at me out of nowhere and sais "hey anon i wanna give you a blowjob"
>In the most prepubescent, octive jumping voice i could muster. "HUH REALLY? OK!"
>she takes me into a dark room, i dont really pay attention to my surroundings.
> dick bout to get sukked fam
>she starts sucking on my balls and swear on christmas she kept doing it for five minutes
>afraid to correct her because of possible no bojo
>"Why havent you finished yet, am i doing something wrong?"
>thankfuck.jpg
>find out her friends tricked her
whatever bojo time
>guide and coach her like she was trying to be the best dicksucker that no one ever was.
>she goes deep, and mind you i was in the heat of puberty and i was not expecting this so my bush was immense. like there was probably a tribe of jungle bunnies living up in there
>allovasudden *knockknockkncok*
>her mom is at the fucking door.
heres where it git gud
>she tries to pull off fast but her braces decided to grab a fist full of my flowing dick locks
>i freak the fuck out, tear her off of me and i clap my hand over my mouth to avoid screaming, shit hurt
>"hey potter is anon staying for dinner?"
>"uh yeah mom"
>"ok sweety, by the way youve got something in your braces"
>her mom leaves and she turns around asking if im okay.
>i think my dick is bleeding.
>"well a little blood didnt hurt anyone"
>turn the light on im serious
>"ugh finee" im the one with a bleeding dick and shes acting like im putting her out
>lights flash on and im looking at my dick
(its cool i whispered no homo first)
>blood dripping down my balls, peice of skin missing im in shock
>"so where were we anon?"
>i looked at her and first noticed the missing chunk of skin in her garbage disposal level braces.
then i fucking noticed it.
>the entire fucking room was filled with porcelain dolls and they were all fucking staring into my soul.
>"SOO where were we"
>(bitch im holding my limp bleeding cock while annabelle and all of her friends are watching)
>Yeahhhhh you were about to take me home.
tl;dr, i stuck my dick in a garbage disposal more or less
#174 - triggin (46 minutes ago) [-]
sauce on gif?
User avatar #160 - xbyronx (1 hour ago) [-]
Great story, well written.
#140 - Please. 2 hours ago on Draw with FunnyJunk 0
#93 - Comment deleted 11 hours ago on Age Is Just A Number 0
#89 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 11 hours ago on Age Is Just A Number 0
#91 - eggfriedriece (11 hours ago) [-]
I didn't ask but whatever helps you sleep at night Mate
#93 - xbyronx has deleted their comment.
#27 - Sounds like someone is lacking confidence in their own sexuali… 12 hours ago on Terrifying video of... 0
#79 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 12 hours ago on Age Is Just A Number +1
#88 - eggfriedriece (11 hours ago) [-]
**eggfriedriece used "*roll picture*"**
**eggfriedriece rolled image** 'They are some of my best friends' - Captain Friendzone in the middle
#89 - xbyronx has deleted their comment.
#91 - eggfriedriece (11 hours ago) [-]
I didn't ask but whatever helps you sleep at night Mate
#93 - xbyronx has deleted their comment.
#84 - Thanks for sharing this middle aged distinctly racist, obvious… 21 hours ago on Wake Up, Sheeple +2

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User avatar #30 - andranadu (11/27/2014) [-]
you became a mod
gg
User avatar #26 - joshlol (11/27/2014) [-]
relog if you haven't already

read the sticky here
funnyjunk.com/modboard/

it's easy not to **** up, just read the modguide and don't show users and mod ****
if you have any questions on whether or not something's flaggable you can ask here:
funnyjunk.com/mod-social/ or the mod skype group
User avatar #27 to #26 - xbyronx (11/27/2014) [-]
Was I wrong for flagging this? www.funnyjunk.com/hentai/186229#186229
User avatar #29 to #27 - joshlol (11/27/2014) [-]
oh also it's probably better to stick to SFW modding (i.e. finding porn in the SFW section of the site)
since there's already WAY more mods than needed on the **** team that it's pretty much always covered
the main reason for admin wanting new mods was people spamming porn in the SFW content section
User avatar #28 to #27 - joshlol (11/27/2014) [-]
yeah that's fine
but don't worry, if you're unsure to flag something just ask here first (or I can add you to the skype group if you want)
for the most part there's not too much to flag, so just spectate/observe for a while until you're confident on what's flaggable etc
you can see other mods flags here funnyjunk.com/flags/
also you could read the OC guide and judge some OC if you just want something to do, most of it's just denied anyway (if you have any OC related questions tridaak is the go to guy)
User avatar #18 - joshlol (11/27/2014) [-]
you still wanna be mod btw?
User avatar #20 to #18 - xbyronx (11/27/2014) [-]
Why do you ask?
User avatar #21 to #20 - joshlol (11/27/2014) [-]
we need more mods
User avatar #22 to #21 - xbyronx (11/27/2014) [-]
mother ****** I can be a mod. Lol. Where do I sign up?
User avatar #23 to #22 - joshlol (11/27/2014) [-]
just sit tight for now
User avatar #25 to #23 - xbyronx (11/27/2014) [-]
OH. MEIN. GOT.
User avatar #24 to #23 - xbyronx (11/27/2014) [-]
you got it.
User avatar #19 to #18 - xbyronx (11/27/2014) [-]
yeah, a boy can dream can't he?
#1 - brendantheferret (01/31/2014) [-]
Hey there, I wanted to leave you a comment to say that you seem like a very kind and caring person. Continue being a bro that all bros can inspire to be  Talking about this whole thread www.funnyjunk.com/Punchline/funny-pictures/4998323/72#72
Hey there, I wanted to leave you a comment to say that you seem like a very kind and caring person. Continue being a bro that all bros can inspire to be Talking about this whole thread www.funnyjunk.com/Punchline/funny-pictures/4998323/72#72
User avatar #2 to #1 - xbyronx (01/31/2014) [-]
Thanks mate, cheers to you too man! I really appreciate the positive feedback i really try.
User avatar #3 to #2 - brendantheferret (01/31/2014) [-]
I've been helped so much by the generosity of people in the past. When I'm finally out of high school I want to get a degree in Engineering and use whatever money I make to help others
User avatar #4 to #3 - xbyronx (01/31/2014) [-]
The best way to help others is to inspire them to help themselves, give a little, but teach a lot. either way you choose your path, i admire your attitude.
 
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