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Date Signed Up:2/20/2012
Last Login:5/08/2014
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#49 - Comment deleted 03/19/2013 on Murphy Stark 0
#79 - Comment deleted 03/19/2013 on Title is going to be here 0
#444 - Picture 03/17/2013 on this week in science +1
#89 - YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2013 on Funny bumper stickers. +24
#142 - anonymous (03/17/2013) [-]
k.
User avatar #159 - popkornking (03/17/2013) [-]
shut up Meg.
#186 - anonymous (03/17/2013) [-]
Shut up popkornking.
#201 - Picture 03/07/2013 on Put the duck on my head..... +3
#71 - Picture 03/06/2013 on Suddenly it all makes sense.. 0
#68 - It's a motherfucking TF2 spray!  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2013 on Suddenly it all makes sense.. 0
#69 - felixjarl (03/06/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4424575/How+to+make+your+own+TF2+spray/

Easy to make sprays my friend, nothing truly special about it.
#71 - xbenas (03/06/2013) [-]
#170 - Picture 03/03/2013 on Worst moment for every... +5
#248 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 03/03/2013 on Video Games Today +1
#292 - lolmallroflmao (03/03/2013) [-]
Well not boarderlands 2......
#256 - badpeace (03/03/2013) [-]
You can't just generalize all fps's now to CoD, thats fucking retarded.
User avatar #262 - Encarna (03/03/2013) [-]
It's the same as generalizing all MMORPG's to WoW though, which isn't exactly wrong. All games have their own quirks but they follow the same standard format, in this case CoD is the generic FPS game that others follow.
User avatar #285 - ferrettamer (03/03/2013) [-]
K, I've hardly played Halo campaigns, but I know the only thing that regenerates without a health pack is your shield, it isn't linear (at least ODST wasn't), there are quite a few secret shit to be found (at least in Bungie's games), there are more than grunts, I personally never used cover, you can turn on the skull thing to make it so there are no checkpoints, and there really isn't any bloom other than in Reach. And that is only one of the most popular FPS games out there
User avatar #287 - Encarna (03/03/2013) [-]
Skulls were a great innovative idea that changed the campaign mechanics. The difference is, is that Bungie made their own game without another big corporation breathing down their neck. Also in most of the Halo games after 2 excluding ODST (I think) there was no health bar or health kits, just a shield and the standard flashing red screen; Reach might've had health I really can't remember. ODST wasn't as linear but the others were, while there were quite a lot of secrets to be found, that was Halo's quirk that I mentioned in the previous comment, Bungie were good at lore righting and they were good at making people want to find secrets. But the game follows the traditional FPS format, kill group of people, proceed to next objective.
User avatar #307 - ferrettamer (03/03/2013) [-]
And that is pretty much Doom as well. Kill group of enemies, go to new room. Only difference is Doom has bosses
#508 - **xbenas rolled a random image posted in comment #131 at H… 02/24/2013 on Fucking Ecosystem 0
#507 - Comment deleted 02/24/2013 on Fucking Ecosystem 0
#159 - Picture 02/24/2013 on It´s all lies +1
#61 - Picture 02/24/2013 on womb service +9
#60 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2013 on womb service +3
#61 - xbenas (02/24/2013) [-]
#73 - Why? Is it a new meme or something? 02/21/2013 on the clap -1
#273 - Do you even remember? 02/21/2013 on 30 Years of Music Sales 0
#200 - Please enlighten me! 02/20/2013 on Not Chrome 0
#39 - Am I late for the "we hate memes bandwagon" I … 02/19/2013 on Yeah Right +14
#92 - Speaking of TF2... 02/16/2013 on Bear gryll's in fallout +4
#84 - Picture 02/16/2013 on He have a point! +3
#128 - Picture 02/16/2013 on Fact of the Day #4 +9
#127 - Picture 02/16/2013 on Fact of the Day #4 +9
#602 - Oh shit, it's the XBOX 360 games, didn't see that. 02/16/2013 on True Morbid +3
#601 - That's why I prefer Steam.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2013 on True Morbid -2
#636 - headhunternl (02/16/2013) [-]
Seriously? That is why you prefer Steam? So a mad ex can't break your games?
It's not because it's cheap? or because it's portable to any other pc? Nothing like that?


hmm....
#633 - improbablyyourdad (02/16/2013) [-]
Then she just trashes the $700 computer..
#602 - xbenas (02/16/2013) [-]
Oh shit, it's the XBOX 360 games, didn't see that.
#301 - I remember reading this somewhere, but can't remember anything…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2013 on The Simpsons feel 0
User avatar #313 - brenton (02/15/2013) [-]
It's on Netflix. Watch it.
#307 - GShock (02/15/2013) [-]
Back during the great depression, two men (One mentally challenged and the other looking out for him) go to work as farm hands. The mentally challenged likes soft things like puppies and bunnies, but doesn't know his strength so he ends up killing some of the animals he pets. This one girl lets him touch her hair, and he doesn't stop. This scares her and she tries to run away, but he accidentally kills her in the process. The guy runs away when a mob forms up to hunt him down and hang him. The guy that took care of him found him first. He tells the big guy to imagine a farm they always talked about buying: Bunnies, cats, sheep, and living together off the fat of the land. as the big guy imagines all of this, the care taker shoots him in the back of the head so he wouldn't end up being beaten and hung.
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#143 - xbenas (01/12/2013) [-]
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#142 - xbenas (12/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #137 - mattyjay ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
Have you re-joined items?
User avatar #138 to #137 - xbenas (12/17/2012) [-]
Nah, I don't get it what's so amusing about it :L
User avatar #139 to #138 - mattyjay ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
Oh. Lol kai, please may I has your items?
User avatar #140 to #139 - xbenas (12/17/2012) [-]
No, sorry. I wil be keeping them. I will wait for 2015 when these items will be fucking extinct and then it will be my time to shine.
User avatar #141 to #140 - mattyjay ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
Wow, great plan.
#136 - xbenas (12/05/2012) [-]
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#135 - xbenas (11/28/2012) [-]
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#122 - xbenas (11/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #110 - ghostninja (11/23/2012) [-]
do you or do you not want to do the pay pal thing?
User avatar #111 to #110 - xbenas (11/24/2012) [-]
I want, sorry, I needed to get off PC.

Tough, I saw some comments on your profile about scamming.
You know what I think... :|
User avatar #112 to #111 - ghostninja (11/24/2012) [-]
some guy gave me borderlands 2 shit but i went to sleep when he sent it and i did sned him the thing but i got scammed since he gave it to someone else
User avatar #114 to #112 - xbenas (11/24/2012) [-]
Man, this is dangerous.
We could start off with Velvet Assassin.
store.steampowered.com/app/16720
What's the cost in dollars?
User avatar #117 to #114 - xbenas (11/24/2012) [-]
Man, it's fucking 1.24 euros here.

Lemme explain. I live in lithuania, our currency is LTU.
1.24$=3.30 LTU
1.24 EUROS =4.28 LTU
Now I won't be saving much money with this deal, but let's just start with this one, okay? I will want to buy Assassin's Creed II Deluxe later.
wait a sec i gotta go brb 10 min
User avatar #116 to #114 - ghostninja (11/24/2012) [-]
$1.24
User avatar #118 to #116 - xbenas (11/24/2012) [-]
See #117 comment.

How we do this? It's the first time for me actually.
You buy me the gift, then I give you the money to your PayPal?
User avatar #119 to #118 - ghostninja (11/24/2012) [-]
send it to my paypal use that money to buy it sorry went to bed
User avatar #120 to #119 - xbenas (11/24/2012) [-]
OK you still alive?
User avatar #121 to #120 - ghostninja (11/24/2012) [-]
yeah i am
User avatar #115 to #114 - ghostninja (11/24/2012) [-]
let me see
User avatar #113 to #112 - xbenas (11/24/2012) [-]
hmmmmmmmmmmmm. Wait a sec, im currently looking up on other games.
User avatar #109 - xbenas (11/18/2012) [-]
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#108 - dareposta (11/12/2012) [-]
hey dude can i have your fj points? they won't affect your rating or anything, they're used by item collectors and nothing more.
#107 - anonymous (09/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #101 - desmondaltairezio (09/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #103 to #99 - guitaraddicttwo (09/12/2012) [-]
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