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Date Signed Up:3/02/2012
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#60 - that ******* roll tho 07/26/2015 on Service dog helps an... +1
#100 - yeah true, like he could choose any planet in the galaxy but n… 07/26/2015 on Man of Steel/Batman vs... 0
#37 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2015 on Thug life 0
#38 - fennis (07/24/2015) [-]
light, what it is, or can be
idk

#35 - light  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2015 on Thug life 0
User avatar #36 - fennis (07/24/2015) [-]
The teacher said: What is heat?
The first student said: Heat is a mystery.
The second said: Heat is the vibration of molecules.
The third said: I've never seen a molecule.
The fourth said: Heat is a sensation in the observer.
The fifth said: Heat is a sensation in the observer caused by the vibration of molecules.
The sixth said: Heat is the firing of peripheral and central nerves caused by thermal sensors within the skin.
The seventh said: Heat is the set of vibrating molecules, recording senses, nerves firing and awareness in the observer.
The eighth said: Heat Perception is the result of millions of years of evolution.
The ninth said: Without earth no evolution.
The tenth said: Without the sun no earth.
The eleventh said: Heat assumes the entire universe and all of history.
The twelfth said: All these are but the contents of consciousness.
The thirteenth said: Consciousness is merely an epiphenomenon of matter.
The fourteenth said: Matter consists entirely of molecules.
The fifteenth said molecules consist entirely of strings.
The sixteenth said strings consist entirely of energy.
The seventeenth said: Energy is a form of heat.
The eighteenth retorted: Heat is a form of energy.
The nineteenth said: Energy is just one idea.
The twentieth said: Things are imperfect printing of perfect ideas.
The twenty-first said: Ideas are imperfect models of perfect things.
The twenty said: Every idea is completely unique and self-contained.
The twenty-third said: Every thing is completely unique and self-contained.
The first interrupted: What to do well even with the heat.
The twenty-fourth said: He meant that things are actually processes like heat.
The twenty-third said: I did not mean at all.
The twenty-fifth said: Are processes essentially no sequences of states?
The twenty-sixth said: Only if the time consists of quanta, which in my opinion certainly can not be ruled out.
The teacher squeaked: Can anyone just a window open.
The twenty-seventh said: You mean heat acquires meaning in the context of human praxis?
The teacher said: Mean is the prerogative of the student.
#37 - xapplemanx (07/24/2015) [-]
#38 - fennis (07/24/2015) [-]
light, what it is, or can be
idk

#22 - joint*  [+] (5 new replies) 07/24/2015 on Thug life 0
User avatar #34 - fennis (07/24/2015) [-]
spliff pixels
User avatar #35 - xapplemanx (07/24/2015) [-]
light
User avatar #36 - fennis (07/24/2015) [-]
The teacher said: What is heat?
The first student said: Heat is a mystery.
The second said: Heat is the vibration of molecules.
The third said: I've never seen a molecule.
The fourth said: Heat is a sensation in the observer.
The fifth said: Heat is a sensation in the observer caused by the vibration of molecules.
The sixth said: Heat is the firing of peripheral and central nerves caused by thermal sensors within the skin.
The seventh said: Heat is the set of vibrating molecules, recording senses, nerves firing and awareness in the observer.
The eighth said: Heat Perception is the result of millions of years of evolution.
The ninth said: Without earth no evolution.
The tenth said: Without the sun no earth.
The eleventh said: Heat assumes the entire universe and all of history.
The twelfth said: All these are but the contents of consciousness.
The thirteenth said: Consciousness is merely an epiphenomenon of matter.
The fourteenth said: Matter consists entirely of molecules.
The fifteenth said molecules consist entirely of strings.
The sixteenth said strings consist entirely of energy.
The seventeenth said: Energy is a form of heat.
The eighteenth retorted: Heat is a form of energy.
The nineteenth said: Energy is just one idea.
The twentieth said: Things are imperfect printing of perfect ideas.
The twenty-first said: Ideas are imperfect models of perfect things.
The twenty said: Every idea is completely unique and self-contained.
The twenty-third said: Every thing is completely unique and self-contained.
The first interrupted: What to do well even with the heat.
The twenty-fourth said: He meant that things are actually processes like heat.
The twenty-third said: I did not mean at all.
The twenty-fifth said: Are processes essentially no sequences of states?
The twenty-sixth said: Only if the time consists of quanta, which in my opinion certainly can not be ruled out.
The teacher squeaked: Can anyone just a window open.
The twenty-seventh said: You mean heat acquires meaning in the context of human praxis?
The teacher said: Mean is the prerogative of the student.
#37 - xapplemanx (07/24/2015) [-]
#38 - fennis (07/24/2015) [-]
light, what it is, or can be
idk

#42 - what song is in the video  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2015 on When your in the VR for too... +2
User avatar #119 - hourlyb (07/22/2015) [-]
DANCE WITH THE DEAD - Andromeda Andromeda
#41 - the one in the vid is better > 07/21/2015 on When your in the VR for too... 0
#76 - woah dude thats edgy 07/21/2015 on Description 0
#35 - rich ****  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2015 on PC's are Hard +2
User avatar #58 - tehbomb (07/18/2015) [-]
i saved for like 8 months yo
User avatar #45 - AnomynousUser (07/18/2015) [-]
Some people spend their money on sub woofers in their cars, others get curved OLED TV's, others have self control.
We just upgrade/build things we already spend too much time on.
User avatar #37 - xgeneration (07/18/2015) [-]
Yo that's mines too but I'm not that rich
Just spending money on the wrong things.
#139 - Picture 07/16/2015 on southern hospitality +5

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User avatar #12 to #5 - xapplemanx ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
pls no
#13 to #12 - drl (03/20/2015) [-]
what was that
i could not hear you over this greasy goodness
User avatar #16 to #13 - xapplemanx ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
have mercy
#17 to #16 - drl (03/20/2015) [-]
im sorry we seem to be out of stock
User avatar #21 to #17 - xapplemanx ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
lord save me from this horror
#3 - Fgner (12/12/2014) [-]
You are so ******* right about that thing you said.
User avatar #4 to #3 - xapplemanx ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
i ******* know right!
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