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Date Signed Up:12/03/2011
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#4 - Picture 01/07/2013 on Some porn 4 U 0
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2013 on Some porn 4 U 0
#4 - xanthiumxxxxx (01/07/2013) [-]
#88 - Like I said... toilet paper. And if nothing else I'll rip off … 09/02/2012 on Every single time 0
#81 - I use a paper towel or toilet paper to avoid touching the door…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/02/2012 on Every single time 0
User avatar #86 - enormity (09/02/2012) [-]
and when the bathroom has no paper towels ?
like the one in the picture ..
User avatar #88 - xanthiumxxxxx (09/02/2012) [-]
Like I said... toilet paper. And if nothing else I'll rip off some piece of something in there or wait until someone comes in or out of the door to open it for me. Absolutely nothing is worth touching that gnarly door handle.
#33 - Picture 09/02/2012 on xanthiumxxxxx's profile 0
#124 - Comment deleted  [+] (7 new replies) 09/02/2012 on Amazing Grace -66
#184 - counteractive (09/02/2012) [-]
#156 - tornadoofanger (09/02/2012) [-]
#139 - itrustyoutokillme (09/02/2012) [-]
had to use this more than usual lately
#138 - skittlesareepic (09/02/2012) [-]
User avatar #134 - formidableguy (09/02/2012) [-]
Yea, but you'd still be stuck behind him in your car and be waiting even longer because he would be unconscious
#132 - Kirara (09/02/2012) [-]
#131 - zeruaargi (09/02/2012) [-]
#122 - Comment deleted  [+] (13 new replies) 09/02/2012 on Amazing Grace -81
#181 - counteractive (09/02/2012) [-]
User avatar #175 - badsamaritan (09/02/2012) [-]
Now would be a good time to press the delete button next to your comment, then leave.
#155 - kbxcn (09/02/2012) [-]
Get out.
#153 - tornadoofanger (09/02/2012) [-]
Stop trying to act like a bad ass 12 year old faggot. I know my 8 year old cousin who is socially retarded could come up with a better comment than that
#147 - theencyclopedia (09/02/2012) [-]
leave faggot
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#184 - counteractive (09/02/2012) [-]
#156 - tornadoofanger (09/02/2012) [-]
#139 - itrustyoutokillme (09/02/2012) [-]
had to use this more than usual lately
#138 - skittlesareepic (09/02/2012) [-]
User avatar #134 - formidableguy (09/02/2012) [-]
Yea, but you'd still be stuck behind him in your car and be waiting even longer because he would be unconscious
#132 - Kirara (09/02/2012) [-]
#131 - zeruaargi (09/02/2012) [-]
#101 - Bitch please...  [+] (6 new replies) 07/09/2012 on IE 10 Has come a long way. +15
#117 - lolfire (07/09/2012) [-]
Bitch. Please.
#108 - anonymous (07/09/2012) [-]
Second best browser
#106 - welxo (07/09/2012) [-]
**welxo rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Cleverbot ** bitches plz
User avatar #103 - TheUsername (07/09/2012) [-]
I heard IE9 is faster than GC....
User avatar #115 - gnifle (07/09/2012) [-]
Yeah, but taking other things into considereation such as customizeability (does this word even exist? :P) and layout, i still prefer Chrome! ^^
#104 - anonymous (07/09/2012) [-]
It is.
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#120 - When I go out, I drink responsibly as well. 06/17/2012 on Just one mom! +1

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User avatar #34 - owmowmow (04/01/2013) [-]
xanthium are you still kicking? long time no content....
#31 - anonymous (03/09/2012) [-]
Really liked your obama cock post ! In fact I liked it so much that I flagged it as porn so a d m i n can see it to . You THINK you're smart , but you aren't . Enjoy the ban .
#21 - xxane (02/22/2012) [-]
WHY look, you have now accomplished the goal of becoming DUMBASS OF THE YEAR!! Congrats
User avatar #22 to #27 - xanthiumxxxxx (02/22/2012) [-]
Why thank you and how thoughtless and uninventful of you! Especially since that was the first joke I pulled on you while posting to your profile... yet you somehow managed to pathetically scrounge up the desperate action of not only copying me initially... but yet you then copy your own copying of my very action! Well I guess they say that imitation is the most sincere form of flattery so I suppose I've got no choice but to just say thanks on this one. ; )
#23 to #29 - xxane (02/23/2012) [-]
Oh sorry heres your official certificate of being a dumbass.
Oh sorry heres your official certificate of being a dumbass.
User avatar #24 to #30 - xanthiumxxxxx (02/23/2012) [-]
Haha. But... who's the dumbass??? All you did was rework your broken imitation of my likeness. You're nothing but a desperate fan.

I mean... is that all you've got? C'mon you ******** .... give me something I can work with here. You're a pathetic bitch who can't think worth a **** and it shows bold and clear. Usually when I argue with people online I like a bit of a challenge. But, sometimes it's fun to have some helpless flailing ******** to slap around at perfect ease, just for something different. I'm actually happy that you're filling that role for me.
User avatar #25 to #32 - xxane (02/25/2012) [-]
lol ur a ******* dumbass prick, go make another dumb ass daniels post. Your content sucks dick, ur a jobber. Ur stupidity makes me laugh, ur 33 and ur on the internet complaining with a 17 year old. Lmfao ur pathetic. im having fun, ur just mad.
User avatar #26 to #33 - xanthiumxxxxx (02/26/2012) [-]
Listen, I'll argue with anyone who pitches **** in my direction, plus you started it you **** . And my content sucks? Is that why I get way more thumbs per pic than you? Plus, my content alot of times is pretty offensive and not everybody likes it, resulting in alot of thumbs down. But even so that doesn't prevent me from whipping your ass in the thumbs department.

You're a total ******* clown. And, you're a half-wit chimp. Only a half-wit retarded ******** would try to bust out that lie you told about getting 50/80 posts to the front page. And to top that off... you let me see your profile which you should've known was a mistake, giving me all the evidence I needed to dissect you and expose your fake plan... as if I believed it for even a millisecond to begin with. But it's so gratifying to take the proof you gave and shove it right down your throat and make you admit your fraudulency.

And then, you try to criticize my content when you don't even have a single post on your profile. A bit hypocritical don't you think? You're nothing but a fake lying joke, a moron and you've thoroughly proved yourself as such. So how's it feel to get exposed ************ ??? You try to say I'm mad but I'm sitting here with a big fat smile on my face as I stomp your ass into the earth over and over. We both know who's mad. It's you, because I've got my foot right on your ******* throat and you can't do **** about it. I've exposed you for the fake you are and caught you in every lie you told. So suck my dick you stupid pig bitch, you stank worthless ************ .

You think you're a troll? I've played you like a puppet this whole time, pulling your strings and picking you apart. You don't fool me for a second with your pathetic facade... I know you're boiling inside.

By the way... still waiting on that ban you fake, lying rotten cunt. You're a worthless scumbag **** who wouldn't even be worthy to eat ******* off the bottom of my shoe.
User avatar #28 to #37 - xxane (02/28/2012) [-]
OH AND BTW, I just did some calculations and you average 1 front page post every 19 posts you make in every category. Your ******* terrible, at least on my HankHillITellUWhat account I averaged 1 front page post every 5. Your content still sucks.
User avatar #27 to #37 - xxane (02/28/2012) [-]
Okay #1 is that I have never posted content ****** , and if I actually did I would ******* whip u back and forth.

#2 I knew I didn't get 50/80, but me thinking ur a dumbass I thought you would believe it lol.

#3 you totally are a hypocrite to ur #1 complaint. To me your of lower intelligence than a brick. And you stunting and yelling words on the internet saying 'I've got my foot right on your ******* throat and you can't do **** about it. I've exposed you for the fake you are and caught you in every lie you told. So suck my dick you stupid pig bitch, you stank worthless ************ .' shows that your pretty mad. AND ME? No im not mad at all, ur pretty retarded actually. I dont know if u just kidding or what but im gonna assume youre retarded. And the ban? I have no Idea what ur talking about.

User avatar #29 to #38 - xanthiumxxxxx (02/28/2012) [-]
Follow up post below...

My sfw posts averaged 104 thumbs per pic and my last account got way higher than that because I got 4 front pages and a #1 and I’ve got the screen shots to prove it. And, I made all of them myself… OC ************ . Virtually everything I post is OC. I’ve been posting on my 2 recent accounts for 4 months and you’ve been posting 3 times as long… and I’ve got over twice the thumbs that you’ve got.
So tell me something… how much of the **** you posted did you make yourself? I noticed that your ban reason was “ **** off cunt wad, they’re my pictures”. You’re a reposting bitch, you stupid ass maggot. You take other people’s **** and repost it yourself. You have to be a pretty hardcore, cheap and obvious reposter to get banned simply for reposting. I’ll bet you didn’t make any of your pics and if you did, I’ll bet they sucked because I can see how obviously ****** stupid you are. You’re nothing but a fake reposting bitch and you know it. That’s probably why you haven’t posted anything in the entire 3 months that you’ve had your new account because you don’t make **** yourself, and you don’t want to get banned again for being a stank, reposting whore. The only thing you posted is that ultra ****** youtube video, which of course you didn’t make yourself (big surprise) and you took it down right away as soon as I criticized it because you were embarrassed… weren’t ya? You ****** freak.

User avatar #30 to #40 - xanthiumxxxxx (02/28/2012) [-]
And… You’re a half-wit chimp for thinking that anyone would believe that hair-brained 50/80 story. You should have at least made it somewhat believable. But, like I said… you’re a chimp. And again… you further proved your chimphood by trying to come at me, by showing me your ****************** account which exposed you for the lying chimp that you are. And because of that… now I know that you’re also a reposting chimp. You’re a fake lying bitch and a content thief. So suck it you stupid stank chimp. What… did you get figured out again???

And tell me if you would... how'd you come up with that *posts getting to the front page* formula? How'd you come up with those "calculations" because there ain't no way to calculate an amount for posts getting to the front page. Yet you still try to bust out some fake specific number for both you and I… in a fake lying attempt which you should have known by now that I’d figure out, and bust your balls with it after I dissected your ******** and found the truth behind it… again, with you behaving just like the clown that you are. So tell me… how’d ya get that figure that Bozo? But yet again… xxane gets caught in the traps of the Xman and gets technically ripped apart, which I like said… is basically like shooting fish in a barrel due to the fact that you’re such a ****** idiot. I definitely await your next response you goddamn stupid ****** chimp.
#17 - xxane (02/13/2012) [-]
AND a chimp is presenting it for u! You should make this ur profile pic.
AND a chimp is presenting it for u! You should make this ur profile pic.
#18 to #22 - xanthiumxxxxx (02/13/2012) [-]
Oh hey... it's you in the pic! Whoa, that's nice of you to do that! Thanks for bringing that to me! Now... here's your reward.
User avatar #19 to #24 - xxane (02/13/2012) [-]
lol ur ****** .
#20 to #25 - xanthiumxxxxx (02/13/2012) [-]
Yeah that'll happen alright. Maybe when you and your relatives fly out of my ass! ; )
Yeah that'll happen alright. Maybe when you and your relatives fly out of my ass! ; )
User avatar #15 - AwesomeJT (01/18/2012) [-]
thank you for saving america :D
#16 to #20 - xanthiumxxxxx (01/19/2012) [-]
That's what I'm here for brother!
#13 - boobiesplz (01/12/2012) [-]
Got so mad u deleted ur content ? Nice going Ron Paul hater
User avatar #14 to #14 - xanthiumxxxxx (01/12/2012) [-]
**** you bitch. Like I said, I was losing mad comment pinkies and ******** were hitting me left and right and I've gotta save some comments pinkies for all the rest of the smack I'm gonna talk in the future to little stank ****** bitches like you. So suck my ****** dick you little spongebob asswipe cunt ************ .
#11 - mikhailovych (12/31/2011) [-]
so your account is still here..... OP didnt deliver
User avatar #12 to #11 - xanthiumxxxxx (12/31/2011) [-]
I didn't say that I would delete my account, ******** *********** is the only one who said he would. I had no faith in the mass douchebaggery of retarded 12 year olds that is the norm audience of funnyjunk and for good reason obviously.
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