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#12 - 20 mins naps are more effective, and if you feel you didnt sle… 08/18/2014 on Waking from naps 0
#11 - its because you nap more that 20 minutes... in the first 20 mi… 08/18/2014 on Waking from naps +2
#49 - the sith code makes more sense 08/16/2014 on Sith and Jedi Wallpaper 0
#214 - wow i didnt even knew in china people called us that... sa…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2014 on RIP August 9 1945 0
User avatar #215 - rkngl (08/12/2014) [-]
Portugal
#212 - people in my country had their moments, and de difference i se…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/12/2014 on RIP August 9 1945 0
User avatar #213 - rkngl (08/12/2014) [-]
Precisely. Take the Spanish: they arrived in America and killed and pillaged, and now spanish South America is fragmented in several tiny nations. The portuguese South America, on the other hand, is a huge Brasil. Even today, in China, the Portuguese are called "the polite europeans".
User avatar #214 - xankon (08/12/2014) [-]
wow i didnt even knew in china people called us that...
say where are you from actually?
User avatar #215 - rkngl (08/12/2014) [-]
Portugal
#210 - i cant remember all, but the kinds of things like these i stil…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/12/2014 on RIP August 9 1945 0
User avatar #211 - rkngl (08/12/2014) [-]
I believe they do that to prevent shame on other nations. Spanish say "we did this", English say "we did that", it would be hard for the Portuguese to come and say "oh, and we did this and this and that and that also, and this and this, and that, and..." because nobody believes such a tiny nation could have done so much when many other european nations still lived in the dark ages.
User avatar #212 - xankon (08/12/2014) [-]
people in my country had their moments, and de difference i see with other countries is not that here we are brightest or more iteligent than others, it´s that we´ve allways accepted our humanity. You can see it in our food, culture and the way we treat each others, The biggest problem of us is that there are some people that are too uncultured, illiterate and there is many curruption ( in economical ways, not violently )
User avatar #213 - rkngl (08/12/2014) [-]
Precisely. Take the Spanish: they arrived in America and killed and pillaged, and now spanish South America is fragmented in several tiny nations. The portuguese South America, on the other hand, is a huge Brasil. Even today, in China, the Portuguese are called "the polite europeans".
User avatar #214 - xankon (08/12/2014) [-]
wow i didnt even knew in china people called us that...
say where are you from actually?
User avatar #215 - rkngl (08/12/2014) [-]
Portugal
#147 - i didnt even know the Portuguese founded it ( and im Portugues…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/10/2014 on RIP August 9 1945 0
User avatar #200 - rkngl (08/10/2014) [-]
You know Colombo, capital of Sri Lanka, or Lagos, capital of Nigeria? The islands of Reunion, Maldives, Madagascar, Tristan da Cunha? Among so many other things they taught you at school surely... Why do you think the poet said the Portuguese 'gave new worlds to the world'?
User avatar #210 - xankon (08/12/2014) [-]
i cant remember all, but the kinds of things like these i still do as I remember Macau for the Portuguese assisance with the chinise pirates...
User avatar #211 - rkngl (08/12/2014) [-]
I believe they do that to prevent shame on other nations. Spanish say "we did this", English say "we did that", it would be hard for the Portuguese to come and say "oh, and we did this and this and that and that also, and this and this, and that, and..." because nobody believes such a tiny nation could have done so much when many other european nations still lived in the dark ages.
User avatar #212 - xankon (08/12/2014) [-]
people in my country had their moments, and de difference i see with other countries is not that here we are brightest or more iteligent than others, it´s that we´ve allways accepted our humanity. You can see it in our food, culture and the way we treat each others, The biggest problem of us is that there are some people that are too uncultured, illiterate and there is many curruption ( in economical ways, not violently )
User avatar #213 - rkngl (08/12/2014) [-]
Precisely. Take the Spanish: they arrived in America and killed and pillaged, and now spanish South America is fragmented in several tiny nations. The portuguese South America, on the other hand, is a huge Brasil. Even today, in China, the Portuguese are called "the polite europeans".
User avatar #214 - xankon (08/12/2014) [-]
wow i didnt even knew in china people called us that...
say where are you from actually?
User avatar #215 - rkngl (08/12/2014) [-]
Portugal
#38 - oh the irony...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on he knows how to embarrass a... 0
User avatar #64 - zetazayinseven (08/05/2014) [-]
shutthefuckupcarlos.jpeg
#164 - ;) 08/04/2014 on Fuckin' tune, mate. 0
#162 - thank you for this... you made my day a better day  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Fuckin' tune, mate. 0
User avatar #163 - catburglarpenis (08/04/2014) [-]
Anytime.
User avatar #164 - xankon (08/04/2014) [-]
;)

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User avatar #84 - Marker ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
why are you such a faggot
User avatar #79 - elochai (04/17/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/bronies
u shud join us
User avatar #80 to #79 - xankon (04/17/2014) [-]
NO **** you i hate bronies!
User avatar #81 to #80 - elochai (04/17/2014) [-]
>ur a brony
also no, they aren't even bronies
it's literally a sfw random board
User avatar #82 to #81 - xankon (04/17/2014) [-]
no u ugly bronie

i dont even like poneys i like little horses
User avatar #83 to #82 - elochai (04/18/2014) [-]
kkkkk
#77 - cymruambyth (05/09/2013) [-]
found another cool RD pic :D
found another cool RD pic :D
User avatar #78 to #77 - xankon (05/09/2013) [-]
hooooo freaking awesome ! thx bro!
User avatar #57 - tiagodisouza (11/03/2012) [-]
Dude Hoje ofereci um beta do Dota2 a um gajo daqui e ele ofereceu-me o Counter strike Global offensive! :D fukin awesome
User avatar #58 to #57 - xankon (11/04/2012) [-]
isso tem a campanha?? o single player?
User avatar #59 to #58 - tiagodisouza (11/04/2012) [-]
counter strike nao tem campanha nabo xD so tem jogo contra bots e multiplayer
User avatar #60 to #59 - xankon (11/04/2012) [-]
o counter strike source, quando saiu trazia um "extra" que era um modo de campanha...
eu sei porque joguei ! o meu pai comprou os cds na altura da promoção... passei akilo so ke não encontro dude

epa akilo eras da swat e andavas em varios paises a procura de um bandido ke no final matavas...

true story bro
User avatar #61 to #60 - tiagodisouza (11/04/2012) [-]
isso é o condition zero ******* :P
User avatar #62 to #61 - xankon (11/05/2012) [-]
condition zero, nao funciona com o motor source, akele jogo saio na altura do HL2
User avatar #63 to #62 - tiagodisouza (11/05/2012) [-]
Entao nao era um Cs oficial porque so o Condition zero é que tem missoes devia ser um mod ou assim
User avatar #64 to #63 - xankon (11/05/2012) [-]
epa so se nao era chamado counter strike... mas era da mesma cena, senao os cds nao vinham juntos...
User avatar #65 to #64 - tiagodisouza (11/05/2012) [-]
pois entao nao sei xD
User avatar #66 to #65 - xankon (11/05/2012) [-]
entao morre
User avatar #67 to #66 - tiagodisouza (11/05/2012) [-]
Fak u niger
User avatar #68 to #67 - xankon (11/05/2012) [-]
do u evn lift? fght me irl faget!
User avatar #69 to #68 - tiagodisouza (11/05/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #71 to #69 - xankon (11/05/2012) [-]
i am so imagining gorrilas in a jungle with weapons!

CALL OF DUTY GORILA WARFARE!
User avatar #73 to #72 - xankon (11/05/2012) [-]
loved it
User avatar #74 to #73 - tiagodisouza (11/05/2012) [-]
heheh :P so did i!
"WHERE THE RAKKS FLY AND THE SKAGS CRAWLLLLL"
User avatar #70 to #69 - xankon (11/05/2012) [-]
"gorilla warfare" LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
#39 - tiagodisouza (10/08/2012) [-]
Why are you stuck into one of my nuts?
Why are you stuck into one of my nuts?
User avatar #40 to #39 - xankon (10/09/2012) [-]
what?
User avatar #41 to #40 - tiagodisouza (10/09/2012) [-]
do you know who i am idiot?
User avatar #42 to #41 - xankon (10/10/2012) [-]
jose sadoque?
#43 to #42 - tiagodisouza (10/10/2012) [-]
I AM BETADYNE
#44 to #43 - xankon (10/12/2012) [-]
You sould wake up covered in bears DIE!!!!!
You sould wake up covered in bears DIE!!!!!
#45 to #44 - tiagodisouza (10/12/2012) [-]
MOTHER OF GOD
#46 to #45 - xankon (10/12/2012) [-]
Your face after all those bears...
Your face after all those bears...
#47 to #46 - tiagodisouza (10/12/2012) [-]
MFW when i raped you
User avatar #51 to #49 - xankon (10/12/2012) [-]
men a tua irma ta a ficar mesmo boa... posso comê-la mesmo?
#52 to #51 - tiagodisouza (10/12/2012) [-]
I can't say no to my best friend now can i?
User avatar #53 to #52 - xankon (10/12/2012) [-]
ill break her membrane of her vagina you know?
User avatar #54 to #53 - tiagodisouza (10/12/2012) [-]
and i'll break your skin in a way so fierce that i will rip you a new asshole
User avatar #55 to #54 - xankon (10/12/2012) [-]
that seems a fair trade =D
#18 - dragonzard (07/12/2012) [-]
Dat avatar.
User avatar #19 to #19 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
lol that picture is awsome, :D
#21 to #21 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
you know what, you reminded me of a drawing i made of rainbowdash a time ago... (it´s the pic)
#22 to #22 - dragonzard (07/12/2012) [-]
nice^^
nice^^
User avatar #23 to #23 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
is rainbow dash your favourite pony as well? =D
#24 to #24 - dragonzard (07/12/2012) [-]
You bet your flank she is <3
You bet your flank she is <3
#28 to #25 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
this is the image wich i took the pic for my avatar
#30 to #29 - dragonzard (07/12/2012) [-]
If you could keep two,
who would it be?
User avatar #32 to #31 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
you?
#33 to #33 - dragonzard (07/12/2012) [-]
Dash and Fluttershy.
Pinkie is a slut.
User avatar #34 to #34 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
lol, well i picked her up cuse im just like her, random as **** xD
User avatar #35 to #35 - dragonzard (07/12/2012) [-]
That is true,but FS is ******* cute :3
User avatar #36 to #36 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
hahaha true, so true
#37 to #37 - dragonzard (07/12/2012) [-]
Later bro,I love you.&lt;3   
No homo.
Later bro,I love you.<3
No homo.
User avatar #38 to #38 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
later, love you 2
User avatar #31 to #31 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
pinkie pie and Dashie :D
#26 to #25 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
i have these, in case you dont have them
#25 to #25 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
hehehehe
#27 to #26 - dragonzard (07/12/2012) [-]
The last image looks....distubing.
But OK.
User avatar #29 to #28 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
really? i think it´s awsome :S
User avatar #10 - smokeydaze (02/06/2012) [-]
First rule of business as friends; explain to me the lure of ponies.
User avatar #11 to #11 - xankon (02/06/2012) [-]
The lure of ponies comes from the Nostalgia of the times where my parents where still together and reminds me of how inocent and happy my world was back then. The cartoons aren´t bad, you can compare them to other cool cartoons
User avatar #12 to #12 - smokeydaze (02/06/2012) [-]
I enjoy cartoons, but everything that Funnyjunk introduces me to, I develop an unhealthy relationship with. Thus, I am fearful to venture towards the ponies.
User avatar #13 to #13 - xankon (02/06/2012) [-]
You should give them a look ;)
User avatar #14 to #14 - smokeydaze (02/06/2012) [-]
I already have to many quirts that alienate me from the rest of normal civilization, the ponies could be the end of me on the outside world.
User avatar #15 to #15 - xankon (02/06/2012) [-]
**** the rest of the civilation, i say **** everyone that doesn´t accept nor apriciate me for what and who I am, what or who i like. I prefer to die alone, but being myself, than being a pussy like everyone elsem and pretend to be something that they aren´t just because "society" doesn´t accept it...
#16 to #16 - smokeydaze (02/06/2012) [-]
oh I don't care what the "outsiders" think of me, its the simply fact that I would never go outside again. I have entirely to many distractions that keep me inside.
User avatar #17 to #17 - xankon (02/06/2012) [-]
xDDD
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User avatar #7 to #7 - xankon (01/18/2012) [-]
poke my avi??
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User avatar #9 to #9 - xankon (01/18/2012) [-]
looool
User avatar #5 - cameldwarf (01/05/2012) [-]
This shall be the forth.
User avatar #3 - badboywantsu (12/14/2011) [-]
Tough luck on the skyrim comments but it seems like you are a good commenter.
User avatar #4 to #4 - xankon (12/14/2011) [-]
lol thx xD
User avatar #2 - stewpid (11/05/2011) [-]
You're awesome. Keep up the good content.
User avatar #1 - Ankou ONLINE (10/15/2011) [-]
keep being sexy
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