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    xalim

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    #73 - I suppose, I was more so talking about the forever alone concl…  [+] (6 replies) 11/15/2016 on The reason why FJ exists +1
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    #75 - tridaak (11/15/2016) [-]
    Assume there's 10 people. 6 guys 4 girls.
    Assuming they're all straight and can only have one partner, leaves 2 people who don't have a partner.

    Now, assume 2 of those guys are gay and 2 of those girls are lesbian.
    Meaning, number of heterosexual guys to girls is now: 4 guys and 2 girls.
    Difference between them is 2 guys are left 'forever alone'.

    Meaning, number of matches wouldn't increase dramatically. Potential partners didn't get added in, but rather preference. And this preference is rather small and affects both groups, leading to a small change.
    User avatar
    #77 - xalim (11/15/2016) [-]
    I got you, but what about the polygendered dumpster-kin?
    They deserve some recognition.

    Nah, just screwing around, I feel like there are too many variables to assume that one would be forever alone, like cucks or women who cheat. But I see where you're coming from.
    User avatar
    #78 - tridaak (11/15/2016) [-]
    Yea... too many variables. Not to mention, not all girls would match up with someone. Meaning, number of people alone is even greater
    No wonder FJ is still alive after all this time.
    #79 - xalim (11/15/2016) [-]
    I'm trying to be optimistic here man, stop making me feel lonely.
    User avatar
    #80 - tridaak (11/15/2016) [-]
    If anything, should make you feel better. Cause, can consider that there's still girls out there that haven't found a partner, not to mention, being alone is something shared with more people, making it more normal not to be in a relationship.
    Cause, imagine if you were the only one in the world without a gf/bf/xf/otherkinf (not to misgender or misidentify anyone), that'd be poop.
    User avatar
    #81 - xalim (11/15/2016) [-]
    You're making me a whirlwind of emotions, all of these figures.
    #71 - Seems a bit misleading, doesn't include sexual preferences. …  [+] (8 replies) 11/15/2016 on The reason why FJ exists +4
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    #72 - tridaak (11/15/2016) [-]
    Doesn't matter, number of gays/lesibans affect both sides, and numbers aren't as great as to offset that difference.
    User avatar
    #73 - xalim (11/15/2016) [-]
    I suppose, I was more so talking about the forever alone conclusion.

    Still an interesting statistic though.
    User avatar
    #75 - tridaak (11/15/2016) [-]
    Assume there's 10 people. 6 guys 4 girls.
    Assuming they're all straight and can only have one partner, leaves 2 people who don't have a partner.

    Now, assume 2 of those guys are gay and 2 of those girls are lesbian.
    Meaning, number of heterosexual guys to girls is now: 4 guys and 2 girls.
    Difference between them is 2 guys are left 'forever alone'.

    Meaning, number of matches wouldn't increase dramatically. Potential partners didn't get added in, but rather preference. And this preference is rather small and affects both groups, leading to a small change.
    User avatar
    #77 - xalim (11/15/2016) [-]
    I got you, but what about the polygendered dumpster-kin?
    They deserve some recognition.

    Nah, just screwing around, I feel like there are too many variables to assume that one would be forever alone, like cucks or women who cheat. But I see where you're coming from.
    User avatar
    #78 - tridaak (11/15/2016) [-]
    Yea... too many variables. Not to mention, not all girls would match up with someone. Meaning, number of people alone is even greater
    No wonder FJ is still alive after all this time.
    #79 - xalim (11/15/2016) [-]
    I'm trying to be optimistic here man, stop making me feel lonely.
    User avatar
    #80 - tridaak (11/15/2016) [-]
    If anything, should make you feel better. Cause, can consider that there's still girls out there that haven't found a partner, not to mention, being alone is something shared with more people, making it more normal not to be in a relationship.
    Cause, imagine if you were the only one in the world without a gf/bf/xf/otherkinf (not to misgender or misidentify anyone), that'd be poop.
    User avatar
    #81 - xalim (11/15/2016) [-]
    You're making me a whirlwind of emotions, all of these figures.
    #246 - I'm just happy I don't have to talk about it anymore, it'll go… 11/09/2016 on As an FJ Libertarian +6
    #61 - Using the below picture provided by another user, the images a… 11/09/2016 on Let's Nail these Guys 0
    #25519 - GG GUYS, I'M GLAD WE GOT TO EXPERIENCE THIS! 11/09/2016 on Post Election Chat +2
    #23117 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 11/09/2016 on Post Election Chat 0
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    #23221 - mrrandomness (11/09/2016) [-]
    wisconsin isnt for sure yet, but its probably going to be.
    #23060 - THIS IS WHAT I GOT ON MY END, DID WE WIN?  [+] (3 replies) 11/09/2016 on Post Election Chat 0
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    #23074 - mrrandomness (11/09/2016) [-]
    Whats the site
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    #23117 - xalim (11/09/2016) [-]
    www.realclearpolitics.com/elections/live_results/2016_general/president/map.html
    User avatar
    #23221 - mrrandomness (11/09/2016) [-]
    wisconsin isnt for sure yet, but its probably going to be.
    #22772 - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA… 11/09/2016 on Post Election Chat -4
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