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Gender: female
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:8/17/2016
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Content Thumbs: 24925 total,  27022 ,  2097
Comment Thumbs: 1638 total,  1749 ,  111
Content Level Progress: 69.39% (694/1000)
Level 219 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 1% (1/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:3
Content Views:1084911
Times Content Favorited:2984 times
Total Comments Made:393
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    Eye Directions Eye Directions
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    a title a title
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    Triggering intensifies Triggering intensifies
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    why am i laughing why am i laughing
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    You know its true You know its true
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    you lie like a dog you lie like a dog
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    MFW dinners ready. MFW dinners ready.
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    Snake venom Snake venom
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    The longer you stare The longer you stare
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    The Shock The Shock
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    Full moon Full moon
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    oped the door, get on the floor... oped the door, get on the floor...

latest user's comments

#54 - >lives in texas >no shawarmas anywhere because Texas…  [+] (3 replies) 04/13/2016 on Remove Shawarma +10
#69 - bellbottomshark (04/14/2016) [-]
**bellbottomshark used "*roll picture*"**
**bellbottomshark rolled image** Are you not allowed out of Texas? Did they already build a wall all around the state to protect against second generation Mexicans?
#59 - roflstorm (04/13/2016) [-]
Well here's the best description i have for some middle eastern eats
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#65 - homercxg (04/13/2016) [-]
Texas here. I want it. all of that.
#19 - >His wife comes home from cleaning your house I do…  [+] (1 reply) 01/27/2016 on Anon bumps into Jeb 0
#43 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
She's a beaner.
#52 - I was 14 when i dated my 19 old bf. We were together for 6 yea…  [+] (5 replies) 12/13/2015 on 14 at heart 0
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#70 - majormoron (12/13/2015) [-]
He sounds like a gentleman, why did you leave him?
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#87 - imalex (12/13/2015) [-]
because females fucking hate everything and anything that loves them and is half decent to them
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#89 - majormoron (12/13/2015) [-]
Mmmm not true. sounds like you are salty from a previous relationship, perhaps?
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#90 - imalex (12/13/2015) [-]
right i fucking am

i was the most stable thing she had in her life, i cared for her and i loved her and she loved me, then suddenly she just fucking left, dumped me like that.
(wasnt a beta phaggot and showered her in emotion n shit either btw)
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#96 - majormoron (12/13/2015) [-]
There there brah, I am not going to make any presumptions on what happened with your relationship, but I firmly believe things happen for a reason. You'll find your someone one day. Just gotta believe brotha.

Stay stronk.