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PSN: Xalenes0408
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:4/25/2015
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#59 - Flaws I see in this: * There are a lot of people who are s…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2015 on Smart parking 0
#60 - drpenguinz (04/21/2015) [-]
flaws i see in this:
*it's shit
#297 - You can catch her confession at 5:30 04/10/2015 on I Love Karma 0
#278 - The lady wasnt white  [+] (4 new replies) 04/10/2015 on I Love Karma +5
User avatar #306 - basichaharemix (04/10/2015) [-]
She isn't? My mistake. I've read like 3 articles saying that she was a white woman.
Guess it's because it's normally the type of a thing a white woman does.
User avatar #284 - Ragumshnagum (04/10/2015) [-]
Well she certainly did a very white girl thing.
User avatar #297 - xalenes (04/10/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhWJttp_T6c

You can catch her confession at 5:30
User avatar #289 - odstnsg (04/10/2015) [-]
yay go team racism <3
#324 - Picture 04/08/2015 on Reverse-Racism 0
#118 - every job application. Medical record keeping, Insurance place…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on Reverse-Racism 0
User avatar #290 - fishinyourface (04/07/2015) [-]
I live in canada, so that's probably why, but I have never heard of having to mention your race when applying for a job.
#37 - JESUS ******* CHRIST! 04/07/2015 on Anime is blood +25
#102 - It really depends on what youre aiming for. I've applied at of…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Reverse-Racism -2
#108 - fishinyourface (04/07/2015) [-]
I'm sorry, what part of applying for a job has you identify what race you are? Until they physically see you, they have no idea what you look like based on your resume.
User avatar #125 - andrewandreas (04/07/2015) [-]
almost everywhere.
User avatar #118 - xalenes (04/07/2015) [-]
every job application. Medical record keeping, Insurance places, Banks, fast food, Grocery stores. I guess i should also mention I live in Houston. Where illegals run rampant so I guess thats why? They dont do that in other states?
User avatar #290 - fishinyourface (04/07/2015) [-]
I live in canada, so that's probably why, but I have never heard of having to mention your race when applying for a job.
User avatar #117 - kjftiger (04/07/2015) [-]
Most jobs now of days have you put your race on their application
#119 - merrrione (04/07/2015) [-]
which is bullshit. The entire definition of racism is the belief that there are different races. The ethnicity section of your job appliance paper should not exist in the goddam first place, i mean what the fuck, this is so hypocritical it makes me wanna puke.
#324 - xalenes (04/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #120 - kjftiger (04/07/2015) [-]
I agree with you, I think there is usually an option to not say what you are, as well as for gender
#11 - Pit Bulls were not bread to be "violent fighting dogs&quo…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/06/2015 on A dog called Baby +6
#57 - pokemonstheshiz (04/07/2015) [-]
the "nanny dog" thing is complete and utter bullshit
thenannydogblog.blogspot.com/
That nickname was for the English Staffordshire Bull Terrier, which is closely related but a different breed than the American Pit Bull Terrier.
I guarantee you won't find anything from the 19th century referring to the American Pit Bull as a "nanny dog", and likely not in the 20th either.

Pit Bulls were bred to be faster and stronger than Terriers for dog fighting, after bull baiting was banned in the UK.
doglawreporter.blogspot.com/2012/06/sordid-history-of-pit-bull-fighting-in.html
article partially biased, but has got the sources to back up the history

Why isn't anyone as concerned about Dalmatians? They have problems with temperment, but Dalmatian attacks are not nearly as likely to be fatal.
User avatar #113 - lean (04/07/2015) [-]
Any cross between bull and terrier is commonly called a pit bull. All these breeds are various mixes of bulldog, black and tan terrier, white english terriers etc. All were bred with the same purpose, and the different names are due to AKC and KC nomenclature and size. It takes a professional to tell the difference between a staffordshire and pit bull terrier. I can tell you that these statistics do not pick between one breed and the other, they generalize.
#13 - swagmonstah (04/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's not true at all lmfao.
User avatar #14 - pixmantle (04/06/2015) [-]
thetruthaboutpitbulls.blogspot.ca/2010/08/nanny-dog-myth-revealed.html
Yeah, I read something about it, that is was some other breed or variation that were used as nannies, and there are no citable sources to suggest pitbulls. Google is a wonderful thing.
#25 - strangerranger (04/07/2015) [-]
Smh get a load of this echo chamber, I love pitbulls but I'll be dned if I start denying the history of the breed and the temperament bred into the dog. It CAN be a great family pet IF you train the hell out of it, this isn't a dog for some lazy fuck to just have around and never socialize and educate
User avatar #33 - tomtomvdp (04/07/2015) [-]
No dog is a dog for some lazy fuck to just have around and never socialize and educate.
User avatar #29 - pixmantle (04/07/2015) [-]
That's about the long and short of it. My whole argument is that most people don't train a pitbull beyond how they'd train any other dog, and that's why they're more often dangerous, along with the other fighting dog breeds. Saying that it's possible for a pitbull to be properly handled doesn't mean they are.
User avatar #12 - pixmantle (04/06/2015) [-]
"Only reason pitbulls are regarded as dangerous is because they kill people when they get aggressive."
www.dogsbite.org/dog-bite-statistics-quick-statistics.php
Yeah, agree with you there, mate.
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#263 - Im a bit strange. Meh I dont deny it. 04/06/2015 on Take the Test: Are You a... 0
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#3 - yannis ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
I'm trying to remember why I felt the need to add you as a friend. You're a girl, but that cant have been the only reason. btw nice yolandi visser pic
User avatar #2 - fathis (02/21/2014) [-]
you should
User avatar #1 - RobotManGuy (07/13/2012) [-]
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