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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:11/01/2014
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    oped the door, get on the floor... oped the door, get on the floor...
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#152 - no more like rockabilly and cool asians 10/20/2014 on (untitled) 0
#6 - Sucks that Texas is gonna be the last on to legalize it. It re… 09/27/2014 on Northeastern Institute of... +1
#15 - ******* christ thats beautiful! I wish i lived th… 09/27/2014 on Hello again, KC 0
#5 - Not eating right. When you dont get proper nutrition like from… 09/26/2014 on Pow right in the kisser 0
#108 - >at work >getting hungry but forgot to pack lunch …  [+] (10 new replies) 09/26/2014 on helping husban +13
#121 - xcoreyx (09/26/2014) [-]
So he's supposed to magically know what ingredients you want on your sandwich in addition to the ones you told him about?
User avatar #137 - danniegurl (09/26/2014) [-]
if you've got ham in the fridge, it's usually pretty obvious.
#139 - xcoreyx (09/26/2014) [-]
Not every sandwich has meat on it. Plus, we don't know what he had in his fridge.
User avatar #141 - danniegurl (09/26/2014) [-]
I was giving an example of a type of meat, obviously I don't know what's in their fridge.
But when it's a sandwich like that and you know your significant other halfway decently, you'll know that she eats meat in her sandwich.
#143 - xcoreyx (09/26/2014) [-]
Yeah I get your point. I'm just saying that you can't make assumptions when there are so many variables we don't know.

Maybe he didn't have any meat available
Maybe she only has sandwiches with meat sometimes
Maybe there were multiple meat options in the fridge, and since she didn't specify one he didn't want to randomly choose one and hope she liked it

I think it's pretty unfair to say that somebody fucked up when they followed the instructions given to them
User avatar #144 - danniegurl (09/26/2014) [-]
He didn't put any meat in it though. Some things are just common sense or at least knowing the person you're with. And think context clues, they must have had meat if she expected it.
#174 - anon (09/26/2014) [-]
you sound like a stupid fucking bitch. point is if you want something you gotta ask for it and not expect it. i get your point, the meat hungry slut wanted meat in her mouth, but where the fuck in the story did it say that meat was an option? it only said that she wanted the D meat. not that it was an option. go eat a dick. btw your profile picture makes you look like thats all you eat. cunt.
#173 - vampirebram (09/26/2014) [-]
Sure common sense. And then we get yelled at for using said common sense. Right...
User avatar #118 - breakfastskippa (09/26/2014) [-]
You got what you asked for really...
#109 - thesunpraiser (09/26/2014) [-]
This was too funny... It's getting late...
#30 - it is. this is when she was starting out. so its one of her firsts 09/21/2014 on 'merica +1
#76 - >be me, around 8 >have 6 yr old sister >also … 09/20/2014 on Letting siblings use your shit +2
#309 - 60!? ok seriously who the **** takes 60 naked pic… 09/04/2014 on I am apalled +3
#7 - i lol'd 09/01/2014 on (untitled) 0
#2 - because if they are so big to where the restraints cant click …  [+] (11 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Triggering intensifies +349
#143 - hopporto (09/01/2014) [-]
GG well played
#93 - anon (09/01/2014) [-]
Making rides to accommodate fatter people is really not that big of an issue. It really wouldn't even come close to our most state of the art engineering feats.
That being said an amusement park should not be made to follow law concerning what size person they accomodate.
If the overweight people create enough of a dent in their profits by not buying tickets, the free market will force the amusement parks to upgrade their rides.
User avatar #91 - TommyV (09/01/2014) [-]
If someone is too stupid to see that the harness won't secure if they're on the ride...let them ride.

Natural selection will take care of the rest.
#39 - addictanon (09/01/2014) [-]
That's an engineering constraint though. You don't refuse service to someone in a wheel chair because carrying them up the stairs is dangerous, you build a ramp. I've never seen a law which makes it clear how far you're supposed to take the accommodation efforts, but w/e.

In any case, this example is covered almost exactly by the Americans with Disabilities Act so there's no ambiguity -

"Safety requirements may be imposed only if they are necessary for the safe operation of a place of public accommodation. They must be based on actual risks and not on mere speculation, stereotypes, or generalizations about individuals with disabilities.
For example, an amusement park may impose height requirements for certain rides when required for safety." - ADA Title III Section IV
#6 - anon (08/31/2014) [-]
Learn to spot a troll, you moronic noob.
#14 - anon (08/31/2014) [-]
he's already -400, i doubt thumbing him down is going to do anything more.
#9 - anon (08/31/2014) [-]
Honest question, who exactly "loses" if someone responds to a troll. Heck, why does anyone care at all about "keepin them at zero", who cares if they get a Negative title, it's an internet title. Why is that so vitally important around here?
#90 - anon (09/01/2014) [-]
because if they get what they want, they'll continue and grow in numbers.
Soon there will be so many trolls that we won't know who's trolling or not cuz of the troll posts that will flood every post.
Trolls will soon reign over FJ!
#18 - anon (08/31/2014) [-]
Because trolls are people who act like cunts in return for negative attention/thumbs. Not rewarding someone for deliberately being a cunt seems pretty self-explanatory.
#46 - anon (09/01/2014) [-]
who gives a shit about what those dumbfucks think lol. so if someone 'trolls' and we give them little green thumbs instead, we are suddenly the 'winners of the internet'?

#141 - anon (09/01/2014) [-]
just ignore them
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#3 - yannis (03/07/2014) [-]
I'm trying to remember why I felt the need to add you as a friend. You're a girl, but that cant have been the only reason. btw nice yolandi visser pic
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you should
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