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#149 - can you deny its accuracy? 11/27/2015 on #JustToddHowardThings -5
#145 - thanks 11/27/2015 on #JustToddHowardThings +1
#16 - but isn't the venom part of the snake? like do secretions coun…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/27/2015 on Wonderful +3
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#17 - thechosentroll (11/27/2015) [-]
Don't know, but it follows the usual guideline. If you eat the venom, you die. Therefore, it's poisonous. If you eat the snake ( but not the bits with the venom in them, which are in the head anyway, so you wouldn't want to eat them in the first place ) you don't die, therefore it's not poisonous. If the snake bites you, you die. Therefore it's venomous.
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#20 - thegrohltroll (11/27/2015) [-]
ermmmmmm what if it was a small snake with really big poison glands, like huge ... due to some genetic disorder that you've never heard of?
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#22 - internetexplain (11/27/2015) [-]
I'll explain it to you quickly.

If you bite it and die , it's poisonous
If it bites you and die , it's venomous
And the organ it used to do that is toxic.
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#27 - thegrohltroll (11/27/2015) [-]
You didn't answer my question. What you said is common knowledge
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#28 - internetexplain (11/27/2015) [-]
Like I told the anon , too many purple lines , I TL;DR's the whole thread.
I saw " poison " " venom " and a question mark
that's all I needed to comment.

Unless I'm required in some way I just spend my time shitposting.
#25 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
shut the fuck up,it has already been explained fucktard
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#26 - internetexplain (11/27/2015) [-]
no need to be rude faggot

I'm a man of TL;DR. when it comes to this many purple lines.
#13 - i bet if you ate the venom you'd get poisoned  [+] (10 new replies) 11/27/2015 on Wonderful +15
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#31 - yunoavailable (11/27/2015) [-]
actually as long as you didn't have any tiny wounds in you gastro-intestinal tract you would be fine
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#14 - thechosentroll (11/27/2015) [-]
That's cause the venom is poisonous.
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#16 - xXferaligatrXx (11/27/2015) [-]
but isn't the venom part of the snake? like do secretions count as a part of you?
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#17 - thechosentroll (11/27/2015) [-]
Don't know, but it follows the usual guideline. If you eat the venom, you die. Therefore, it's poisonous. If you eat the snake ( but not the bits with the venom in them, which are in the head anyway, so you wouldn't want to eat them in the first place ) you don't die, therefore it's not poisonous. If the snake bites you, you die. Therefore it's venomous.
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#20 - thegrohltroll (11/27/2015) [-]
ermmmmmm what if it was a small snake with really big poison glands, like huge ... due to some genetic disorder that you've never heard of?
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#22 - internetexplain (11/27/2015) [-]
I'll explain it to you quickly.

If you bite it and die , it's poisonous
If it bites you and die , it's venomous
And the organ it used to do that is toxic.
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#27 - thegrohltroll (11/27/2015) [-]
You didn't answer my question. What you said is common knowledge
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#28 - internetexplain (11/27/2015) [-]
Like I told the anon , too many purple lines , I TL;DR's the whole thread.
I saw " poison " " venom " and a question mark
that's all I needed to comment.

Unless I'm required in some way I just spend my time shitposting.
#25 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
shut the fuck up,it has already been explained fucktard
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#26 - internetexplain (11/27/2015) [-]
no need to be rude faggot

I'm a man of TL;DR. when it comes to this many purple lines.
#140 - well not in story progression but they do unlock perks which e…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2015 on #JustToddHowardThings -6
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#148 - sideismss (11/27/2015) [-]
seems like you're just grasping at straws at this point
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#149 - xXferaligatrXx (11/27/2015) [-]
can you deny its accuracy?
#135 - in f4 stats unlock perks what exactly do stats do in…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/27/2015 on #JustToddHowardThings -6
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#138 - sideismss (11/27/2015) [-]
look at the lockpicking example I just gave you, stats don't actually matter in fallout 4
#197 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
The lockpicking example was wrong.

You cannot open the locks until you put enough points in the perk, which must be unlocked by having a high enough perception.
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#140 - xXferaligatrXx (11/27/2015) [-]
well not in story progression but they do unlock perks which effect play style, weapon/armor modifications, and some unlock abilities like allowing you to place workbenches in settlements while having that stats natural effect such as making it easier to sneak or dealing more damage

in pokemon stats only have their respective stat effect physical/special attack/defense and speed (which only determines who goes first) however they can change mid battle which does effect gameplay but only by meta and not by design
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#148 - sideismss (11/27/2015) [-]
seems like you're just grasping at straws at this point
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#149 - xXferaligatrXx (11/27/2015) [-]
can you deny its accuracy?
#129 - i actually did forget about that **** all my other po…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/27/2015 on #JustToddHowardThings -4
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#132 - sideismss (11/27/2015) [-]
stats don't matter in fallout 4, but they do in pokemon. hence why pokemon is still an RPG and fallout 4 is not
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#135 - xXferaligatrXx (11/27/2015) [-]
in f4 stats unlock perks

what exactly do stats do in pokemon except effect builds?
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#138 - sideismss (11/27/2015) [-]
look at the lockpicking example I just gave you, stats don't actually matter in fallout 4
#197 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
The lockpicking example was wrong.

You cannot open the locks until you put enough points in the perk, which must be unlocked by having a high enough perception.
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#140 - xXferaligatrXx (11/27/2015) [-]
well not in story progression but they do unlock perks which effect play style, weapon/armor modifications, and some unlock abilities like allowing you to place workbenches in settlements while having that stats natural effect such as making it easier to sneak or dealing more damage

in pokemon stats only have their respective stat effect physical/special attack/defense and speed (which only determines who goes first) however they can change mid battle which does effect gameplay but only by meta and not by design
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#148 - sideismss (11/27/2015) [-]
seems like you're just grasping at straws at this point
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#149 - xXferaligatrXx (11/27/2015) [-]
can you deny its accuracy?
#126 - master ******* locks  [+] (30 new replies) 11/27/2015 on #JustToddHowardThings -6
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#127 - sideismss (11/27/2015) [-]
is it like in skyrim where a character with starting lockpicking skill can pick any lock?

but let me guess, now that my skill is 100, picking it will only take me 5 seconds instead of 30 seconds? there is no hard limit, or probability limit, that is actually discouraging enough. any character can pick that shit if they sit there and pick the lock long enough
#157 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
No it isn't. And if you'd played the fucking game you would know you dickbag.
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#164 - sideismss (11/27/2015) [-]
show me where I'm wrong, where does it say I'm wrong on the wiki?
#166 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
'is it like in skyrim where a character with starting lockpicking skill can pick any lock?'

Look up the picklocking perks.

Christ, I know it's a bandwagon to hate on popular stuff, but when you've clearly not even played 10 minutes of something you've spent dozens of comments breaking down it's just fucking rediculous.
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#172 - sideismss (11/27/2015) [-]
"hey stop bandwagoning against my bandwagon, its ridiculous. you can't dislike something I like unless you're doing it intentionally."
#175 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
"HURR DURR I HAVNT PLAYED THE GAME BUT I READ AN ANGRY COMMENT ABOUT IT SO NOW IM AN EXPERT LOLOLOL SILLY ANON ME SO CLEVAR"
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#178 - sideismss (11/27/2015) [-]
I never said I was an expert, just saying its a piece of shit thats not worthy of being called a fallout game. and I'm not gonna buy something I know is a piece of shit, and I'm not even going to waste time and disc space to pirate it. thats right, fallout 4 is so bad that its not even worth pirating
#179 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
Yeah it's a piece of shit alright. Thats why it's one of the best selling, most popular games of all time.

It's not what you wanted from a Fallout game. Thats fine, then do as you are and dont play it. It becomes simply stupid to then rail about it being bad when it really isn't. It's a great game that you can happily pour hours into.

Basically, you're being a pretentious cunt and thats why I called you out.
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#192 - sideismss (11/27/2015) [-]
they turned a hardcore isometric stat-based RPG with major branching dialog choices and quest paths and moral choices, into a generic open world FPS with cosmetic dialog options. and I enjoyed what it used to be, but now its shit.
#194 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
So you like isometric RPGs, fine. There are plenty out there that will appeal to you - I suggest pillars of eternity.

You clearly don't like the FPS aspect which, yet again, is your taste. The game itself is good which is why it's had such incredible sales and praise.
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#190 - sideismss (11/27/2015) [-]
its false advertising and its false expectations. bethesda gave me a taste of something I loved, and did the old switcheroo and replaced it with a turd. and they took something I loved, and threw it in the toilet for some extra cash. the most dispicable thing a game company can do is not have any artistic integrity, and bethesda has proven time and time again that it doesn't.
#191 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
"false advertising and its false expectations"

Is actually 'advertising and hype.' Which still doesn't change the fact that you not liking the game doesn't mean its bad. It's a very good game, just not your cup o' tea. Which is, once again, fine, just don't be a cunt about it.
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#187 - sideismss (11/27/2015) [-]
I don't need to play fallout 4 to know its shit. bethesda broke my heart too many times. I played oblivion, it was only OK. played fallout 3, and it was complete shit. played skyrim, and it was the worst excuse for an RPG I have ever played. I'm not gonna waste another 60 dollars hoping that the next lump of shit bethesda makes is slightly less shit. would rather burn 60 dollars than spend it on fallout 4
#188 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
Again, thats not the game being bad. Thats you not liking this type of game.

This is a fairly simple concept to grasp.
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#181 - sideismss (11/27/2015) [-]
"this guy dislikes something that I like! that means he thinks he's better than me!"
#185 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
Yeah thats it, keep insulting me to deflect from you getting blown the fuck away below.

You moaned about something you were wrong about. Got called out on not even playing the game and are now trying to deflect from the fact that you're wrong.
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#180 - sideismss (11/27/2015) [-]
the only reason its a best selling game is because bethesda made it. bethesda can literally sell people clumps of shit, and they would still give it a 9/10 minimum.
#186 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
"People can't possibly enjoy something which I have deemed (through other peoples reviews because i havnt played it myself) unworthy. THEY MUST BE SHILLS!"
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#171 - sideismss (11/27/2015) [-]
you can still go into the menu to pick locks, it doesn't stop you unless its a quest lock
#174 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
Except thats wrong retard.

You can only pick the next tier of locks if you first put an extra point in the lockpicking perk. This is the only way to 'skill up' the perk. If you don't have the correct tier you cannot attempt to open it. Same for terminals you get a 'no way i can open that' comment.
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#176 - sideismss (11/27/2015) [-]
in that comment I was talking about skyrim and assuming it was the same in fallout 4
#177 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
No shit sherlock. Thats why i pointed out that it isn't the fucking same at all.
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#129 - xXferaligatrXx (11/27/2015) [-]
i actually did forget about that fuck

all my other points still stand however
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#132 - sideismss (11/27/2015) [-]
stats don't matter in fallout 4, but they do in pokemon. hence why pokemon is still an RPG and fallout 4 is not
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#135 - xXferaligatrXx (11/27/2015) [-]
in f4 stats unlock perks

what exactly do stats do in pokemon except effect builds?
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#138 - sideismss (11/27/2015) [-]
look at the lockpicking example I just gave you, stats don't actually matter in fallout 4
#197 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
The lockpicking example was wrong.

You cannot open the locks until you put enough points in the perk, which must be unlocked by having a high enough perception.
User avatar
#140 - xXferaligatrXx (11/27/2015) [-]
well not in story progression but they do unlock perks which effect play style, weapon/armor modifications, and some unlock abilities like allowing you to place workbenches in settlements while having that stats natural effect such as making it easier to sneak or dealing more damage

in pokemon stats only have their respective stat effect physical/special attack/defense and speed (which only determines who goes first) however they can change mid battle which does effect gameplay but only by meta and not by design
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#148 - sideismss (11/27/2015) [-]
seems like you're just grasping at straws at this point
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#149 - xXferaligatrXx (11/27/2015) [-]
can you deny its accuracy?
#124 - that was replying to my comment not yours and a small influenc…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2015 on #JustToddHowardThings -6
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#130 - sideismss (11/27/2015) [-]
influence so small it might as well not be there at all. at that point they just put stats in fallout 4 to shut people up
#120 - which i just realized also applies to pokemon and you…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2015 on #JustToddHowardThings -6
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#122 - sideismss (11/27/2015) [-]
stats still matter, thats roleplaying. there is a stat-based role for you to play
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#124 - xXferaligatrXx (11/27/2015) [-]
that was replying to my comment not yours and a small influence is still an influence stats matter
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#130 - sideismss (11/27/2015) [-]
influence so small it might as well not be there at all. at that point they just put stats in fallout 4 to shut people up