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xXferaligatrXx

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Playstation 3, Wii, Gamecube, N64, Gameboy, Gameboy advance
Video Games Played: Injustice,MK9,DOA5,TTT2,Tekken 6,SSBM,Project M
PSN: Betty_whitebread
Interests: Technology, Pokemon, Videogames
Date Signed Up:12/10/2009
Last Login:7/16/2015
Location:New York
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    Am i the only one who cried? Am i the only one who cried?
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    do the motherfuckin creep do the motherfuckin creep
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latest user's comments

#11 - nerves maybe 07/01/2015 on yea dude, you got it.. +3
#5 - never seen ghostbusters 07/01/2015 on Say a Prayer 0
#7 - he would have made it if he had jumped from the edge  [+] (6 new replies) 07/01/2015 on yea dude, you got it.. +15
User avatar #18 - theugandanhero (07/01/2015) [-]
I would've made it if I was on the other side already
User avatar #17 - immatakeaduty (07/01/2015) [-]
doubtful, but it would have improved his odds.
User avatar #9 - xedeid (07/01/2015) [-]
I had to rewatch it after reading your comment, and wtf. Why would anyone jump that early?
#40 - myjunk (07/01/2015) [-]
Lost his spaghetti
User avatar #23 - redtooth (07/01/2015) [-]
Well can't step over the yellow line, duh.
User avatar #11 - xXferaligatrXx (07/01/2015) [-]
nerves maybe
#18 - i'm confused too 07/01/2015 on All hail to Hypnotoad 0
#136 - the sitting down one isn't that hard to do though 06/09/2015 on Neat 0
#111 - well i am ROCK hard ;) 06/03/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... +5
#110 - like why? everything must die eventually lie out with the … 06/03/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#10 - segregation still exists in America 06/02/2015 on Take it easy, man -2
#10 - nobody is using the temple anymore though it literally just sits there  [+] (19 new replies) 06/02/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
User avatar #54 - gibroner (06/02/2015) [-]
nobody uses you dick I guess we should grind that up into a road too then?
#111 - xXferaligatrXx (06/03/2015) [-]
well i am ROCK hard ;)
User avatar #87 - teddybearlove (06/03/2015) [-]
That would sure be a small road. more of a bike path... for ants.
User avatar #41 - EdwardNigma (06/02/2015) [-]
But it is still a monument from a long gone civilization that should be preserved.
User avatar #110 - xXferaligatrXx (06/03/2015) [-]
like why?
everything must die eventually lie out with the old and in with the new
why waste resources transporting stone from somewhere else when its right tehre and not being used for anything
old buildings get torn down all the time
#98 - anon (06/03/2015) [-]
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings
look upon my works, ye mighty and despair
#100 - superhoody (06/03/2015) [-]
Good poem, good episode.
#101 - superhoody (06/03/2015) [-]
Thumbnail, sorry.
#58 - anon (06/03/2015) [-]
I don't see why. You keep this shit around for two reasons: to discover culture; to make money. If tourists aren't going to it because it's a lifeless block, and the government gives you the permission because they believe they've discovered all the culture of the place on the outside, why not take it apart and see how it was built and then turn it into a road?
User avatar #77 - gravysponge (06/03/2015) [-]
No one got permission, in fact the temple was a protected relic.

The company that tore it apart for gravel did so to save a few dollars in fill so they didn't have to truck it as far.
#45 - tannerninja has deleted their comment.
User avatar #46 - EdwardNigma (06/02/2015) [-]
Because if I went over and smashed your parents graves to build a fucking road, I imagine you'd be pretty pissed.
User avatar #47 - tannerninja (06/02/2015) [-]
But it would be more like my great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents graves that I never even knew I had. Also it is there country and their monuments, why should anyone but the people that live there have a right to say anything about it?
User avatar #66 - thesovereigngrave (06/03/2015) [-]
You seem to think that the company asked for permission from the government, got the okay, and then bulldozed it. That's not what happened; they just came in and started destroying it for gravel.
User avatar #49 - EdwardNigma (06/02/2015) [-]
Oh thats fine then, its just spitting on the graves of their ancestors. A people that fought its god damn hardest to resist conquest, and all that remains of them are these monuments, things we don't build anymore, and even if we try to replicate it, it won't be the same.

But who the fuck cares about that, right? Its only an important part of South American history and culture. Fuck it, why not destroy the Colosseum at Rome too? Every Greek temple, the Pyramids in Egypt, Stonehenge, every monument of past civilizations that show the history and glory of our species.
#80 - jumperzero (06/03/2015) [-]
but.. we weren't their ancestors.. and the people living there are not their ancestors.. like... eastern cultures came here after. like.
#17 - anon (06/02/2015) [-]
Yes and?
User avatar #16 - Einsty (06/02/2015) [-]
Well, technically you are correct.
User avatar #104 - sursum (06/03/2015) [-]
The best kind of correct
#334 - I'm not on krokodil 05/27/2015 on You're not a sad pepe 0

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#8 - chronicliar (03/21/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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samus in her suit
#6 - rakuraimasuta (05/15/2014) [-]
yess  I like you
yess I like you
#4 - nevergetsdubs (03/26/2013) [-]
Yep, lol, don't worry
we all have our "DERP" days
Once I threw my sandwich into the garbage and bit into the plastic container it was in
User avatar #5 to #4 - xXferaligatrXx (03/26/2013) [-]
i know that feeling. while making breakfast and i cracked not one but two eggs directly into the trashcan
 
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