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Date Signed Up:1/03/2011
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#6 - first time I ate chile rellenos, I almost cried due to how ama…  [+] (2 replies) 09/17/2016 on Lunch Lady +19
#27 - anon (09/17/2016) [-]
mexican here i don't like chiles rellenos but i know others do so i learned how to make them from my grandma and mom. as well as many other dishes.
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#9 - kongdong (09/17/2016) [-]
you know what's up. good job m8
#14 - I know how you feel... Its a huuuge trust thing  [+] (19 replies) 09/12/2016 on You look nice +18
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#15 - manofparody (09/12/2016) [-]
Yea, I had been with her for over a year, and even then she did not handle that properly at all.
She just kept cutting herself off..
"How.."
"What.."
"I don't.."
-poke poke-

Needless to say I got incredibly self conscious and got dressed.
I'm almost 7'' erect, but flaccid it's pretty much just an inch.
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#29 - mariox (09/12/2016) [-]
Damn dude, I got lucky in that I showed my gf mine while hard and she got to see it go flaccid. She enjoys the sudden change.
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#59 - manofparody (09/12/2016) [-]
Well later I showed her it go flaccid.

I have no idea what's with women and watching our dicks like it's an exotic animal and they're observers.
She wouldn't let me look at her vagina like that. Bitch.
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#62 - mariox (09/12/2016) [-]
Do you eat her out? Cause that sounds like the best chance to stare.
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#63 - manofparody (09/12/2016) [-]
Well, she's my ex, so not anymore.

Getting to go down on her was a chore, because she was so self conscious. Everytime I made my way down there, she would say no and cover herself. She was afraid she'd smell or something, and she was uncomfortable with it.
She was very shy like that, and it got really fucking annoying at times.
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#65 - mariox (09/12/2016) [-]
Ooh. My current gf was super shy like that, still kinda is but a lot of that is gone now. You'll find the right one man.
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#66 - manofparody (09/12/2016) [-]
I don't believe in "the right one" or "destiny" with relationships.

Relationships are work. The only ones that actually last are the ones where the people are mature enough to know that relationships require work and forgiveness. You usually won't find someone like that until late 20s to early 30s. The majority of relationships will end before those ages, no matter how strong they are and no matter how much you love each other.

My ex and I loved each other more than you've seen 2 people love each other. But thanks to some mistakes and her not being able to face her guilt or forgive me and work through our problems, she cut and ran with no explanation.
It takes maturity to make a relationship. Everything else is second.
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#67 - mariox (09/13/2016) [-]
I meant right one for you, relationships are hella work and like anything, they require maintance. I've somehow got lucky and am still in my current one, reaching 3 years next month
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#41 - gloriousthighs (09/12/2016) [-]
Nothing hotter than suddenly murdering an erection
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#24 - brokentrucker (09/12/2016) [-]
Mine's not much bigger, but I'm not that small when flaccid, unless I've been swimming or whatever. I think her reaction is pretty fuckin accurate.
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#27 - manofparody (09/12/2016) [-]
Well, I'm not circumcised, so the skin tends to push a fair bit of it back into me (as weird as that fuckin' sounds) when it's flaccid, which causes it to be that short.
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#23 - becauseoprahsaidso (09/12/2016) [-]
kek
#18 - anon (09/12/2016) [-]
>7" erect
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#25 - manofparody (09/12/2016) [-]
It's really not as big as it seems.
I honestly thought I was small (I guess because of porn), but when I measured it (from the top) it ended up being 7''. It kinda changes depending on just how erect it is. Sometimes I get fully erect to a little over 7, other times it's 6 and a half.
#30 - cwsamss (09/12/2016) [-]
Can you PLEASE describe your dick in more detail? Anything weird about it? Please I wanna know more about your flaccid and errect dick.
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#58 - manofparody (09/12/2016) [-]
Sure brah, I have a blemish on the right side at the base of it, and a large vein on the left. Wassup?
#17 - PowerofAnonymous (09/12/2016) [-]
Thank god, I thought I got a bad deal with that. Just over 6 when hard, but looks like a bottlecap when soft
#16 - anon (09/12/2016) [-]
you're 7 feet erect? Are you stupid?

Stay in school, kids
#19 - PowerofAnonymous (09/12/2016) [-]
is this bait? it says 7", not 7'
#9 - mfw i looked up the song  [+] (4 replies) 08/28/2016 on /A/non Discovers his Reality +9
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#11 - severepwner (08/28/2016) [-]
It appears if you skip like 5 FUCKING MINUTES into the song, it turns into something that resembles actual music a little better, albeit a 30 minute long instrumental.
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#14 - cookiecoketwo (08/28/2016) [-]
Someone clearly doesn't like instrumental music
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#82 - severepwner (08/28/2016) [-]
Not necessarily. It's just this is a really long instrumental, so the music relies completely on the instruments to keep the listener interested. Without vocals a 30 minute instrumental can feel long winded and repetitive.
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#83 - cookiecoketwo (08/29/2016) [-]
Lemme correct myself, sorry. Someone doesn't like this type of instrumental music. It's good for studying imo.