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got my RAM in, now i've just got to jerry-rig my recording software to work and record commentary as wellcomment
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Youtube Channel: Wrinklynewt
Consoles Owned: xbox 360, PC, ps2, PS3
Video Games Played: Dark Souls, Skyrim, Saints Row
Interests: furry, videogames, youtube
Date Signed Up:5/17/2011
Last Login:10/31/2014
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i also do youtube stuffs, the general lets plays that there are billions of on youtube, but check it out if you'd like

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    these things these things
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    sounds questionable sounds questionable
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#2930 - ok 7 hours ago on wrinklynewt's profile 0
#10 - are you kidding me a wrist mounted crossbow …  [+] (6 new replies) 8 hours ago on Motivation +13
User avatar #65 - soupkittenagain (2 hours ago) [-]
He also had Leonardo da Vinci.
#64 - soupkittenagain has deleted their comment.
User avatar #15 - riggyrigs (7 hours ago) [-]
poisonned arrows i assume. and crossbow look like it shoots hidden blades.
User avatar #13 - drldrl (7 hours ago) [-]
A pistol that attracts every person in a mile radius isn't very assassin-like.
User avatar #73 - sovietsamurai (1 hour ago) [-]
Walking around in a famously extravagant brightly colored hood and covered in weapons isn't assassin-like either so fuck you
#11 - anon (8 hours ago) [-]
because its
~cool~
and
~fancy~
and
~stealthy~
#9 - so this isn't really a crossover this is more of a fa…  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on Simpsons Guy 2 +1
User avatar #11 - bulbakip (9 hours ago) [-]
Hence the unfunny family guy humor here.
#2928 - Picture 21 hours ago on wrinklynewt's profile 0
#31 - for the most part in order i think he skipped whatever rin…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2014 on The standards are just too... 0
#40 - jewfrosdsd (10/29/2014) [-]
Didn't Dante encounter his father in greed?
User avatar #35 - upfordownsyndrome (10/29/2014) [-]
Circle 5, eh? Can you imagine how many people he'd have to kill to get through 7, let alone 8? Fuck.
#24 - criminal minds recent episode, season 15 i believe …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/29/2014 on The standards are just too... +7
User avatar #55 - discardedslinky (10/29/2014) [-]
god I love criminal minds so much
User avatar #29 - upfordownsyndrome (10/29/2014) [-]
That's actually pretty kick ass. did he do it in order? How far did he get?
User avatar #31 - wrinklynewt (10/29/2014) [-]
for the most part in order
i think he skipped whatever ring is suicide and got to wrath

oh, and he only killed abusive fathers (he was insane ans saw them all as his father, the dude above)
#40 - jewfrosdsd (10/29/2014) [-]
Didn't Dante encounter his father in greed?
User avatar #35 - upfordownsyndrome (10/29/2014) [-]
Circle 5, eh? Can you imagine how many people he'd have to kill to get through 7, let alone 8? Fuck.
#31 - well you did offer to suck my dick 10/29/2014 on How we all wish miku on... 0
#1769 - glad to hear, always a fun time 10/28/2014 on yourbed's profile 0
#1767 - so your field trip was pretty fun  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on yourbed's profile 0
User avatar #1768 - yourbed (10/28/2014) [-]
Indeed it was.
saw and tasted alot of new things.
User avatar #1769 - wrinklynewt (10/28/2014) [-]
glad to hear, always a fun time
#1765 - wooo thank you so much dude, and just let me know if …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2014 on yourbed's profile 0
User avatar #1766 - yourbed (10/28/2014) [-]
Will do dude.
User avatar #1767 - wrinklynewt (10/28/2014) [-]
so your field trip was pretty fun
User avatar #1768 - yourbed (10/28/2014) [-]
Indeed it was.
saw and tasted alot of new things.
User avatar #1769 - wrinklynewt (10/28/2014) [-]
glad to hear, always a fun time

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#2814 - wrinklynewt (07/22/2014) [-]
stickied by wrinklynewt
if you're here because i flagged something of yours, feel free to ask why i guess    
you're the one who posted it, so you usually should have known that you shouldn't have posted whatever it was    
but feel free i suppose. no guarantee that i'll read it, or reply, but if it makes you feel better then ok    
   
or just send in a mod complaint, i'll get asked about it either way
if you're here because i flagged something of yours, feel free to ask why i guess
you're the one who posted it, so you usually should have known that you shouldn't have posted whatever it was
but feel free i suppose. no guarantee that i'll read it, or reply, but if it makes you feel better then ok

or just send in a mod complaint, i'll get asked about it either way
#2287 - wrinklynewt (05/05/2013) [+] (77 replies)
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so....
what brings you to my profile comments?
User avatar #2929 - Falkor (7 hours ago) [-]
you suck
User avatar #2913 - djequalizee (09/25/2014) [-]
wrinkle
#2915 to #2914 - djequalizee (09/25/2014) [-]
Is dark souls 2 dlc worth the moni
#2916 to #2915 - wrinklynewt (09/25/2014) [-]
well that depends on a few things

did you play the first one?
#2917 to #2916 - djequalizee (09/25/2014) [-]
Yeah.  didn't beat it though. I still have it, just been too lazy to get around to it.
Yeah. didn't beat it though. I still have it, just been too lazy to get around to it.
#2918 to #2917 - wrinklynewt (09/25/2014) [-]
well here is my recommendation
if you are really needing something to do right now, then go ahead
if not i would say wait until the fall/winter sale to pick it up, even at 25% off

i bought it at full price because i had the money and i wanted to record it for youtube (which i did, check it out if you want, give you a better idea)

keep in mind you are probably going to put 60+ hours into beating it with each character
probably going to want to read the wikidot
some weapon types are really overeffective against some enemies
there are a lot of humanoid enemies that you can just circle-strafe
User avatar #2919 to #2918 - djequalizee (09/25/2014) [-]
Alrighty, cool cool. i'll watch some of your videos on it
#2920 to #2919 - wrinklynewt (09/25/2014) [-]
why thakee

lemmie know what you think, both positive and negative. trying to improve a bit

overall it is a really good game, you can put a lot of time into it if you want to
User avatar #2911 - avoideduniform (09/19/2014) [-]
upon what hills doth our white women be located, sire?
User avatar #2912 to #2911 - wrinklynewt (09/19/2014) [-]
the green one
User avatar #2893 - ancientchaos (09/02/2014) [-]
;<
#2894 to #2893 - wrinklynewt (09/02/2014) [-]
the only thing i was getting out of that chat was "boo doop, boo doop, boo doop" when people made calls while i was trying to play games

i never join the calls
i have little clue as to what most people are talking about

if u want gayme
let me no
User avatar #2897 to #2894 - ancientchaos (09/02/2014) [-]
**** we had the same last sentences
User avatar #2898 to #2897 - wrinklynewt (09/02/2014) [-]
nah it's k
User avatar #2895 to #2894 - ancientchaos (09/02/2014) [-]
thats what i figured

if we ever play bf3 or somethin again i'll let ya know
User avatar #2896 to #2895 - wrinklynewt (09/02/2014) [-]
thanks man
User avatar #2883 - djequalizee (08/26/2014) [-]
**djequalizee rolls 17**
User avatar #2884 to #2883 - wrinklynewt (08/26/2014) [-]
**wrinklynewt rolls 04**
User avatar #2885 to #2884 - djequalizee (08/26/2014) [-]
**djequalizee rolls 280**
User avatar #2886 to #2885 - wrinklynewt (08/26/2014) [-]
**wrinklynewt rolls 451**
User avatar #2887 to #2886 - djequalizee (08/26/2014) [-]
**djequalizee rolls 3,112**
User avatar #2888 to #2887 - wrinklynewt (08/26/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2889 to #2888 - djequalizee (08/26/2014) [-]
**djequalizee rolls 02,618**
User avatar #2891 to #2889 - wrinklynewt (08/27/2014) [-]
**wrinklynewt rolls 626,531,002**
User avatar #2892 to #2891 - djequalizee (08/27/2014) [-]
**djequalizee rolls 15,720,878**
User avatar #2890 to #2889 - wrinklynewt (08/26/2014) [-]
**wrinklynewt rolls 76,278**
User avatar #2873 - gunslayer (08/23/2014) [-]
Hi, the thread on reports reached max responses so I hope you have no problem with me posting here, you should definitely check with your Internet provider, or if you can, ask a friend in a different location if they can access the website, unless it's weird because it's porn.
User avatar #2874 to #2873 - wrinklynewt (08/23/2014) [-]
well.... yeah it kind of is

the rest of the mods can apparently reach the page
i'll check another place tomorrow night and see if the pages load or it is just my house in particular

because i can't really call my internet provider and be like "WHURRS MY PORN AT"
User avatar #2875 to #2874 - gunslayer (08/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, I guess it's the best solution for now, anyways, sorry I couldn't help
User avatar #2876 to #2875 - wrinklynewt (08/23/2014) [-]
nah it's not your fault
just something that happened and i can't completely pinpoint the cause

thanks for your time though
User avatar #2864 - kitarierose (08/18/2014) [-]
Heya, I found something that might be ban worthy. www.funnyjunk.com/nsfw_brony/120081#120081
User avatar #2865 to #2864 - wrinklynewt (08/18/2014) [-]
ehhh
i can see why you would think so, but something like that is actually within the rules
especially for ****

if there isn't a human involved, then it is just nature (i recommend just an hide all if it bugs you)

thanks for the heads up though
User avatar #2866 to #2865 - kitarierose (08/18/2014) [-]
Alright, thanks.
User avatar #2848 - posttwo (08/17/2014) [-]
Theres four complaints about you
lol
User avatar #2850 to #2849 - posttwo (08/17/2014) [-]
About the same comment chain
lol
User avatar #2851 to #2850 - wrinklynewt (08/17/2014) [-]
you mean the 2 pages of spam?
yeah, i figured that people would be bootyblasted
User avatar #2852 to #2851 - posttwo (08/17/2014) [-]
Yeeha
i dont like the way admin made spam flags 12 hours for each comment flagged now
Before when it was 30 minutes we could flag every comment as spam to clean up
now Im gonna have to ask mods to not flag every comment and to call a higher level to clean up if its needed
User avatar #2853 to #2852 - wrinklynewt (08/17/2014) [-]
well this apparently he had been flagged in the past
but alright i suppose personally i think people reap what they sow
if they spam 50 comments then they should face their consequences


so should i flag a percentage of the spam from now on? or what is the cutoff point for how many i should flag out of however many
User avatar #2854 to #2853 - posttwo (08/17/2014) [-]
Yeeha
but right now the consequences are a bit harsh
Before flagging every comment would be a-okay, more you spam more youre banned

Just flag a few if its a good user, Before 30 minute spam bans we had 24 hour ones or something and we were told to flag 1/2/3 comments depending on how spammy the spam was
if its a spam account, nuke it all.
User avatar #2856 to #2854 - wrinklynewt (08/17/2014) [-]
especially since he made this such a huge thing with his circlejerk buddies on /music/

either way i probably wont hear the end of it
User avatar #2857 to #2856 - posttwo (08/17/2014) [-]
Dont unflag ****
why would you
User avatar #2858 to #2857 - posttwo (08/17/2014) [-]
if I was going to shorten his ban I would ask a higher level to sprinkle some unban juice on him
User avatar #2859 to #2858 - wrinklynewt (08/17/2014) [-]
oh, alright

i guess i just confused what you were saying

i took "now Im gonna have to ask mods to not flag every comment and to call a higher level to clean up if its needed " as you saying that i need to unflag some stuff and have someone do that
my bad
User avatar #2860 to #2859 - posttwo (08/17/2014) [-]
is for futurrree
User avatar #2862 to #2861 - posttwo (08/17/2014) [-]
enjoy being best **** mod! <#
User avatar #2855 to #2854 - wrinklynewt (08/17/2014) [-]
so what about 50 spam posts
do i really have to go back and unflag like 4/5ths of them?
User avatar #2838 - kitarierose (08/14/2014) [-]
Hey, just wanted to tell you I was completely unaware that those were considered "underage" to me, they just looked flat-chested. Not being a smart-ass at all, I really was unaware.

I also really wish that you would've atleast gave me a warning before banning. If you would've told me they were underaged, I would've deleted it right away. I just made a mistake.
User avatar #2839 to #2838 - wrinklynewt (08/14/2014) [-]
i try to give warnings to people until they have multiple offences
if you think a picture is questionable, usually just give it a google search
User avatar #2840 to #2839 - kitarierose (08/14/2014) [-]
It didn't really look questionable to me.

But okay, I'll play your game and google search anything that has a flat chest.
User avatar #2841 to #2840 - kitarierose (08/14/2014) [-]
That looks sarcastic, but it isn't.
User avatar #2842 to #2841 - wrinklynewt (08/14/2014) [-]
if the artist who drew it tags it as loli.... then i think it will be loli
User avatar #2843 to #2842 - kitarierose (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm not here to argue. I made a mistake.

And not everybody takes the time to read a bunch of tags on every porn image they get. I said I'd play your game, and check the tags on "questionable" images, and I will. No point in arguing over it. What's done is done. The last thing I really need is an argument right now, I got some really bad news in real life, and I just...don't want to argue about anything. I'll do as you say, and no longer question anything you do. Sorry for my mistake.
#2821 - ohhitheree (08/11/2014) [-]
Grog is delete spamming again in gay. Also spammed rolls.
User avatar #2823 to #2822 - wrinklynewt (08/11/2014) [-]
8 posts isnt too bad but yeah, i got em

sorry i missed that
#2833 to #2823 - ohhitheree (08/11/2014) [-]
Wasn't so much he spammed, that he spammed right after getting unbanned for spam
#2819 - Marker ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
**** bruh, you had power, what happened
User avatar #2844 to #2819 - wrinklynewt (08/15/2014) [-]
stuff happened
User avatar #2867 to #2844 - Marker ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
stuff happened indeed
User avatar #2870 to #2869 - wrinklynewt (08/18/2014) [-]
well GG
User avatar #2845 to #2844 - Marker ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
GG
User avatar #2820 to #2819 - wrinklynewt (08/08/2014) [-]
something happened and i didn't handle it very well
it's over with now and dealt with
User avatar #2817 - weazr (08/07/2014) [-]
RIP
User avatar #2815 - heartlessrobot (07/22/2014) [-]
Y u no liek me?
User avatar #2811 - posttwo (07/18/2014) [-]
Hey
www.funnyjunk.com/nsfw/yMwLLlZ/Korra+is+best+avatar/33#33
any chance you remember the picture that was there
User avatar #2812 to #2811 - wrinklynewt (07/18/2014) [-]
oh yeah
it was korra and the 2 young airbenders
User avatar #2781 - ubisoft (06/25/2014) [-]
Best moderator is best
User avatar #2785 to #2782 - ubisoft (06/25/2014) [-]
In my opinion you're the best moddy. And I just wanted to let you know that. <3
#2786 to #2785 - wrinklynewt (06/25/2014) [-]
oh well

i-it's not like i try to do my b-best or anything
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