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#2783 - **workermaster rolls 529,802,548** 07/10/2014 on Free Steam Card 0
#4 - this was a tyre commercial in the Netherlands. the dude that i… 06/14/2014 on Crossing guard of the year... +2
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User avatar #73 - puffyclouds (06/02/2014) [-]
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#127 - ok so here are the details. we were on London southen…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2014 on SnowGlobe messing is not cool. +6
User avatar #134 - mrpotatofudge (06/01/2014) [-]
deadmansdope
iraniie
he delivered
User avatar #201 - iraniie (06/02/2014) [-]
thanks bro
#5 - when i was at london southend airoport the customs actually tr…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/31/2014 on SnowGlobe messing is not cool. +37
User avatar #127 - workermaster (06/01/2014) [-]
ok so here are the details.

we were on London southend airport to go home. we went to Londen for the weekend. we put all our stuff in the plastic baskets to let them pass through the x-ray machine. i almost forgot my phone so i did put it on the top of my basket in my coat. that way the phone could not fall out of the basket. (i am very carefull with my stuff). when my bucket passed through the machine i also walked though the gates. i passed and waited for my stuff to get out of the machine. after taking my stuff back i noticed that my phone was missing. i asked the customs where my phone was. one of the men working there immediatly got a angry face because he had to find my phone. he then took my phone from underneath their table where the person that tells you to put your stuff in the basket sits. they had taken my phone (a galaxy s2) and simply put it in their bureau. all the customs started to look at my phone at that moment.

i was pissed but didnt make a scene and here is why:
those bastards also threw a lot of stuff of my mother away because the bottle of shampoo was to big. we did get it through the customs at Schiphol so this was bullshit. afther that they did a body search on my mother and proceeded to check the other family members as well.

i also have to mention that the bottles of shampoo and deoderant i had in my bag were waaay bigger. and they passed even though the customs actually saw them.
after you have passed the customs you can buy large bottles of stuff that you can't bring on the plane with you so that was also weird.


to make it simple: fuck you London southend airport. fuck you.

i was planning on filing a complaint but haven't done that. a shame though.
User avatar #134 - mrpotatofudge (06/01/2014) [-]
deadmansdope
iraniie
he delivered
User avatar #201 - iraniie (06/02/2014) [-]
thanks bro
User avatar #94 - iraniie (06/01/2014) [-]
go on...
User avatar #18 - deadmansdope (06/01/2014) [-]
details pls

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User avatar #45 - lunargreenhouse ONLINE (06/08/2012) [-]
Whoa your like just around the corner, compared to all the others around here on FJ. (just saw your´re from the netherlands)
User avatar #46 to #49 - workermaster (06/08/2012) [-]
i am going to Germany in a few weeks. i am going to movieworld.
User avatar #47 to #50 - lunargreenhouse ONLINE (06/08/2012) [-]
ah to botrop, I was there when they had the Halloween specials in oktober 2010, i really recommend visiting at that time
#44 - sonicwind (04/10/2012) [-]
you should have led with, your from the Netherlands (if thats true)    
   
Maury is a daytime talk show in the USA that specializes in paternity tests and crazy family drama thats is so crazy it has to be true. Like Jerry Springer without the fighting
you should have led with, your from the Netherlands (if thats true)

Maury is a daytime talk show in the USA that specializes in paternity tests and crazy family drama thats is so crazy it has to be true. Like Jerry Springer without the fighting
 
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