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woodenalligator

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:2/27/2011
Last Login:5/17/2015
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 3099 total,  3860 ,  761
Comment Thumbs: 6562 total,  8645 ,  2083
Content Level Progress: 14% (14/100)
Level 126 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 96% (96/100)
Level 261 Comments: Pure Win → Level 262 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:2
Content Views:113265
Times Content Favorited:293 times
Total Comments Made:5104
FJ Points:9001
Favorite Tags: tumbler (3) | George (2)

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latest user's comments

#552 - We are almost exactly the same 01/09/2015 on looking for a mod or two 0
#93 - This content was surprisingly sexually attractive. 01/09/2015 on link to leaked sony user... +4
#182 - Same, bro. It'd be a sad day for this site to end. 01/09/2015 on editted this for us 0
#3 - That last line seems to alienate a large group of people. 01/04/2015 on Can women aim? +3
#4 - Set everything to their maximum. Orthogonal maze. generate. Co… 01/04/2015 on Best Websites of 2014 +2
#29 - Oh my god, no one has ever really let me into any club before.… 01/04/2015 on Dear Admin +1
#27 - I like you. You seem cool. I'm gonna send you a friend request.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2015 on Dear Admin +1
#28 - InfiniteFetus (01/04/2015) [-]
Already accepted, welcome to the club.
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#29 - woodenalligator (01/04/2015) [-]
Oh my god, no one has ever really let me into any club before. *heavy breathing*
#221 - Nothing! Nothing damn it! I haven't had a freaking committed r… 01/04/2015 on Lets do this! 0
#25 - Damn, nice. I suppose I'll look into this, maybe I can see if …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/04/2015 on Dear Admin +1
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#26 - InfiniteFetus (01/04/2015) [-]
No, he was looking for a modern "about us" page to give to new hires at his company. Something with a bit of slick, young attitude to explain what the company did and expected, that kind of thing.

And if you think you can write well enough to sell, then there's no harm in putting a gig up. As long as you can meet deadlines it's fairly easy. Also, be sure to advertise it somehow. Advertising is always key to good business, especially for something small like this. Heck, some people make a living off of the site. It would take some time and effort to reach that point, but yeah.
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#27 - woodenalligator (01/04/2015) [-]
I like you. You seem cool. I'm gonna send you a friend request.
#28 - InfiniteFetus (01/04/2015) [-]
Already accepted, welcome to the club.
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#29 - woodenalligator (01/04/2015) [-]
Oh my god, no one has ever really let me into any club before. *heavy breathing*
#2 - A comedian in the making! 01/04/2015 on How to get any girl +4