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#6 - What show/movie?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Only a warning this time 0
User avatar #8 - foamytesquirrel (09/21/2014) [-]
Spongebob Squarepants
User avatar #7 - alexanderjohnson (09/21/2014) [-]
Come Fly With Me.
#55 - You did not specify which kinds. 09/21/2014 on Dear Citizens of 4Chan: +26
#183 - Damn straight, a very nice shade of blue.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on woodenalligator's profile 0
User avatar #184 - fistfireace (09/17/2014) [-]
Dodger's Blue. I liked another shade (I forgot what it's called), but it's a little to white. I might give it a shot, with my next colored text though.
#189 - Ah. I suppose I didn't know that trick or treating was only an… 09/17/2014 on (untitled) 0
#187 - I think you forgot free candy.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on (untitled) 0
#188 - milvus (09/17/2014) [-]
I do not live in america and where I live its just a bunch of teenagers drinking beer in slutty outfits.
User avatar #189 - woodenalligator (09/17/2014) [-]
Ah. I suppose I didn't know that trick or treating was only an American thing. In your case, yes, the slutty costumes do appear to be the only good thing.
#12 - All good things have their time, but they also must have their end.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on Revenge 0
User avatar #13 - thebroble (09/12/2014) [-]
Exactly. Better to die the hero then let the show go on too long and become shit.
#171 - I like reading your thoughts, do you have any more?  [+] (7 new replies) 09/12/2014 on (untitled) 0
#230 - hotsand (09/13/2014) [-]
The final point is a bit short. Simply put, a good portion of the population turn to religion as an answer to their fuck ups in life. Either from drug addiction to rape or murder, in those times of sadness the idea of forgiveness I assume would be enticing.

To hit on some other notes before I go and work out, it is odd that people put so much respect into God.

I have no evidence to refute his or her existence so for all I know there is a big guy in the sky.

What I do have proof over is the fact that he is a cunt.

From the famine to war, the fact that he is an incompetent asshole is unequivocally factual.

Many like to retort by saying that these are the actions of humans, not God, and to that I say he is still nowhere near a positive character for letting all of that shit happen in the first place.

He is an individual who can be classified as indifferent to our, yours, or my suffering, and nothing more.

I could go into the fucked up shit regarding race and its use in religion but that would be a totally different can of worms.

Hope I didn't disappoint, man.

Fuck, I'm hungry.
#227 - hotsand (09/13/2014) [-]
The third point I listed is ignorance and this opinion of mine will most likely be used to label me as a fedora tipping neckbeard, but fuck it, here we go.

From attempted debate over religion, be it between those my age or the parents of those my age, I have seen that there is a very interesting, variably hidden shade of ignorance among every religious viewpoint and disposition.

Nobody likes to question what they believe in. Nobody likes thinking about whether or not God is a fucking asshole or how the concept of eternity doesn't really work.

That's a fun, violently depressing subject to think about by the way.

The idea of eternal happiness or torture just does not work. We would break down over millenniums into creatures so void of human emotion or feeling that heaven would eventually become hell.

Shit, I couldn't imagine spending eternity around anyone, even my theoretical soul mate. After millions and millions of years I could not see the logic in not breaking down on a psychological level.

Oh, the religious usually pull a cop out when this is brought up, saying something along the lines of "But we can't understand the concept of God" or "Heaven and Hell are too complicated for us." Personally, I would like to think that, upon death, our brain gives us what would realistically be a second but what would feel like a great deal of time just to do the kind of shit we always wanted. Maybe like a lucid dream of some sort for a little while before turning the lights off. Then again, we are merely animals. But maybe animals experience the same short moment of bliss before death as well. I haven't looked into it.

To get back on topic, the religious seem to reside in ignorance as almost a defense mechanism against the less friendly outlooks such as my cheery belief that there is no point in anything. Like I said, I may or may not be autistic so let me go ahead and state that the previous sentence was sarcastic.
#214 - hotsand (09/13/2014) [-]
The continuation of religion is spread by means of lack in resistance, weakness, ignorance, or attempted "salvation."

Let me address each of these points individually.

This might also span a couple more posts so bare with me.

Dude, I fucked up somewhere pretty hard.

From most my age, those who associate themselves with a religious belief have withheld said connection since childhood. In that I see a definitive use of brainwash. This child is told by the two people he cares most for, who are his or her personal God throughout their early, developmental years, is given, among clothing, food, fun, and shelter, the concept of religion and the ideology of heaven, hell, or whatever afterlife their spiritual disposition just so happens to follow.

This is brainwash. Of course you are going to do what your parents say when they hold such significance to you and your livelihood.

And when you are of age to have the brain power to question your parents actions you are so warped by the years of church, prayer, and belief of sin to think any differently.

And this has been the cycle of religious spread since religion existed.

To continue, "weakness" brings others by force into the welcoming hands of God as missionary work uses the frailty of impoverished nations to spread the ever healing words among the unimaginably attractive installations of hospitals and schools. Much like children, starving third-worlders will undoubtedly be more open to a religion that is being fed to them along with the other transported aid.

That one bothers me a lot, just as much as the brainwashing. I guess one of the reasons I haven't killed myself yet is that I would like to address this on a larger scale.

Missionary work is a morally questionable act. Instead of simply providing relief to royally fucked up parts of the world, it is found logical, and is respected by a large majority, to push God's word just as much as to build a house.

I'll go ahead and make another post to talk some more
#206 - hotsand (09/13/2014) [-]
I have always, and remain to be, the one to attempt conversation. Problem is, I have no means to relate with the entirety of those I converse with.

This is where I start even another string of conscious on how I don't find much interest in what people on most any age spectrum have to talk about.

Maybe this proves me to be even more autistic than originally believed. The mentioned "grinding hour" that concluded the first post was spent mostly in a state of anger and confusion, something that those with Autism, specifically Asperger's deal with.

I just fail to grasp the importance of what we are talking about. Be it either my mom or my classmates, I have never truly felt the IMPORTANCE of the conversation.

Why are we talking about popular culture? What impact does this have on us?

Why are we finding drama in things that can be easily solved? (That is directed towards my mom just as much as it is teenage girls)

I just lack the ability to care about the pointless things. And that might spark a sense of narcissism so let me add that I don't think these conversations are weak because they aren't coming from me, I just find no point in talking about things that can either be fixed or don't effect one another.

And here is where I start tying things together.

I see that this doesn't substantially change as one ages. As much as teenagers are disrespected and looked down upon for being mindless and void of personality, those twice and three times my age would face the equivalent accusation, save for the social stigma that they are right and I am wrong.

This spans far beyond conversation of mindless mediums of media, sick alliteration I know.

Our whole concept of meaning is based around standards that nobody has ever really examined. Our whole purpose for living, if looked at on an objective, biological scale, is to make more of us and die.

And to hop awkwardly into religion, the topic I should have probably started with, let me make one more post.
#195 - hotsand (09/12/2014) [-]
Really? Man, that's nice to hear. I could talk about anything, really.

This is about the fourth time I have retyped this sentence as I am now a bit "on the spot," so bare with me if I turn out to be shittier than you anticipated.

I think the current idea in my pessimistic head that can be most fluently transcribed as of right now is "adulthood" and what I have been seeing as of late.

That being an infuriating ride of hypocrisy and alienation.

Oh, I'm 17 by the way. Now, I can use that statement possibly to my advantage as you might suddenly, upon reading that, feel a slight feeling of intellectual superiority only on the basis of age. And that is what I am talking about.

We put too much importance into the age of an individual. Now, to preface this opinion, I guess I should go ahead and establish myself as a teenager outside the norm of other teenagers, and more so the younger populace as a whole.

I have never really been able to explain myself in any regard easily. I find saying I am the "most high-functioning autistic individual you'll ever meet" to be relatively accurate.

I don't like white noise and stacking cans isn't my cup of tea, but in terms of being socially retarded I fit the bill surprisingly well.

Not to say I am one of those absolutely horrified of public or personal confrontation. I don't know what image is morphing in your head of me, and with what I have just written being relatively fresh, one would naturally assume me to be akin with all the other, creepily quiet kids you saw in school. My ability to write presumably well doesn't seem to help, admittedly.

My social interaction with people could best be described as a fighting struggle until I give up out of a feeling of uselessness.

I don't know whether or not you want me to shut up but I could really use an outlet as the last hour has been surprisingly grinding. I'm just gonna pour out my thoughts and try to personally clean things out.
#197 - hotsand (09/12/2014) [-]
I realize now that you may have been talking about my thoughts on religion so this might only prove my point even more so of me being wildly fucking retarded.

Bare with me, I'll get to religion eventually.
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#78 - No, the creators said that was his real name.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on The Middle 0
#79 - reaperboy (09/12/2014) [-]
people who invent a lying character can lie too.
#52 - Yes, that is Neil Flynn, the actor that played the Janitor (la…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2014 on The Middle +1
#69 - reaperboy (09/11/2014) [-]
he was probably lying.
User avatar #78 - woodenalligator (09/12/2014) [-]
No, the creators said that was his real name.
#79 - reaperboy (09/12/2014) [-]
people who invent a lying character can lie too.
#54 - What show is it? 09/10/2014 on Bad Education 0

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User avatar #182 - fistfireace (09/17/2014) [-]
This is my colored text. Beautiful isn't it?
User avatar #183 to #182 - woodenalligator (09/17/2014) [-]
Damn straight, a very nice shade of blue.
User avatar #184 to #183 - fistfireace (09/17/2014) [-]
Dodger's Blue. I liked another shade (I forgot what it's called), but it's a little to white. I might give it a shot, with my next colored text though.
#168 - fistfireace (08/31/2014) [-]
**fistfireace rolled image** Hey, what's up?
#169 to #168 - woodenalligator (08/31/2014) [-]
**woodenalligator rolled image** Nothing much, man. Talking to some friends, eating a sandwich. You?
#170 to #169 - fistfireace (08/31/2014) [-]
**fistfireace rolled image**  Listening to music, also downloading some on my iPod for tomorrow.
**fistfireace rolled image** Listening to music, also downloading some on my iPod for tomorrow.
#171 to #170 - woodenalligator (08/31/2014) [-]
**woodenalligator rolled image** What ya got planned for tomorrow? I think I should buy an MP3 sometime soon, again.
#172 to #171 - fistfireace (08/31/2014) [-]
**fistfireace rolled image** Going hang out with my family for my cousin's 20th birthday. I probably won't like it that much, to be honest..
#173 to #172 - woodenalligator (08/31/2014) [-]
**woodenalligator rolled image** then it's good that you'll have the music, huh? I don't like a lot of times I visit some family, either, bro.
#174 to #173 - fistfireace (08/31/2014) [-]
**fistfireace rolled image** Well, I'm trying to get some. I just don't know a good app. I have Spotify, but not premium so I can't listen to it since I won't have internet.
#175 to #174 - woodenalligator (08/31/2014) [-]
**woodenalligator rolled image** Why not use youtube-to-mp3 and then put those files on your Ipod? It will take longer, but you'll have the music.
**woodenalligator rolled image** Why not use youtube-to-mp3 and then put those files on your Ipod? It will take longer, but you'll have the music.
#176 to #175 - fistfireace (08/31/2014) [-]
**fistfireace rolled image** I probably will.  Then again, eh, too lazy.  Just might listen to music that I already paid for (it isn't a lot though).
**fistfireace rolled image** I probably will. Then again, eh, too lazy. Just might listen to music that I already paid for (it isn't a lot though).
#177 to #176 - woodenalligator (08/31/2014) [-]
**woodenalligator rolled image** I was gonna say something about it being a long time since I'd paid for music, then I remember that I've bought records/tapes in the past year
#178 to #177 - fistfireace (08/31/2014) [-]
**fistfireace rolled image**  I hate illegally downloading music, I'd pay for music if I could.
**fistfireace rolled image** I hate illegally downloading music, I'd pay for music if I could.
#179 to #178 - woodenalligator (08/31/2014) [-]
**woodenalligator rolled image** yeah, same here. I mostly just use spotify though, so it isn't really like I have to download. But if I had a lot of money, and an Ipod or whatever, I'd always pay for music
#180 to #179 - fistfireace (08/31/2014) [-]
**fistfireace rolled image** Yeah, Spotify is cool. Problem is, if you don't have premium, you can't listen to music offline. I had premium a couple of times, though.
#181 to #180 - woodenalligator (08/31/2014) [-]
**woodenalligator rolled image** That'd frustrate me if I had something to listen to it with, aside from computer. Though there were times when my internet's been down that I wished to be able to listen to stuff I didn't have in local files
**woodenalligator rolled image** That'd frustrate me if I had something to listen to it with, aside from computer. Though there were times when my internet's been down that I wished to be able to listen to stuff I didn't have in local files
User avatar #166 - fukkenname (08/13/2014) [-]
We almost have the same comment rank
User avatar #167 to #166 - woodenalligator (08/13/2014) [-]
I suppose that is so.
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User avatar #136 - welfarekid (04/06/2014) [-]
Thread was so long I couldn't reply so I am coming here lol.

If you want to be a journalist, I would really suggest Air Force or Navy.
They are more education and technologically centered.
Military is all different by branch, the Army and Marines you pick a field and are given a job in the field. There is a reserve system, but it is only for high school seniors with very high grades, etc. Marines you pick a field and are handed a random job in that field and then when the time comes, they can change your job when they want and you are sent to a more dangerous area, but all Marines have to do it, it is a deployment. You may have Aviation Mechanic job, but it will be changed when they decide to deploy you and you'll be given a rifle and go into a dangerous area, or at least a more dangerous area.
Air force you choose 5 jobs and they try getting them on priority, but you usually end up getting your second or third choice.
In the Navy, you don't choose anything, you go to MEPS, they ask you what job you're interested in, and they give you 2-5 different jobs to pick from that pool. I got Advanced Electronics and Computer field, but applied for Nuclear Engineer and got picked for it.
I also do love movies, I am trying to write a book, and I have many screenplay ideas, but never have time to do anything with them. I used to be big in drama. Been in a few plays, etc.
User avatar #137 to #136 - woodenalligator (04/06/2014) [-]
That's all very helpful, really. When I get to that point, of deciding if I want to join military, all of that will be a big part in which branch to go into. What are some ideas you have, or plays you've been in? What's the book going to be about?
User avatar #138 to #137 - welfarekid (04/06/2014) [-]
Last notion on military unless you ask about it more, Navy does deploy too, and of course in a time of war there is risk of being sank ( but same for pilots in the airforce and ground troops in marines and army) But deployment for the navy is typically 6 months or so and you hop from country to country on little missions (typically not dangerous) and you get to experience the world.

I have lost many of my ideas, there was one about some kids who fake their deaths to become "famous" by getting "hit by train", and there is one about my personal life. I was a person who kind of envied the underbelly of society and it is mainly about the party, but one that captures the emotional toll it takes on a kid. (It was almost like a commune really lol, but we called ourselves the Do work posse)
I was in M*A*S*H, A christmas carol, The Suessical (gay as hell), Alice the musical, Almost Maine, did tech for Narnia and Complete Works of Shakespeare abridged,
User avatar #140 to #138 - woodenalligator (04/06/2014) [-]
Damn dude, you've done a lot! I especially think you should write about your time in the Navy, because we get a lot of stylized films and things now, but yours could be like a normal (however normal it can be, huh?) look on it.
User avatar #141 to #140 - welfarekid (04/06/2014) [-]
I was thinking about that, there aren't many Navy movies except for about SEALS taking out pirates.
User avatar #142 to #141 - woodenalligator (04/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, or the Zero Dark Thirty. But those are all the big crazy stories, and getting the fact on what it's like to just be a part of such things is cool. Like, Full Metal jacket, though it was mostly fictitious, was kind of like that for Marines. I also think you writing about the love letters, or making a narrative out of them, would be something really amazing.
User avatar #143 to #142 - welfarekid (04/06/2014) [-]
It will be a good story, I know I have not totally started but I have read all the letters, there were a lot.
Jar Head was a good movie too, it was marines.
Or the end of watch, but that was inner city police.
What are your ideas, or screenplay you're working on.
(You don't have to get too into detail, I am sketchy about letting people know my ideas)
User avatar #144 to #143 - woodenalligator (04/06/2014) [-]
I'd like to red it or hear about as you work on the book. As for me, I mostly have comedy ideas for TV shows- like a work place comedy in as Suicide Hotline (that one's always a touchy topic with people, haha), or a Romantic comedy in WWII Germany, Adolf Finds Love, where Hitler falls in love with a Jewish woman in a concentration camp. One that I've been working on recently is kind of a meta film inspired by the movie Adaptation, using my life in the past few months as the plot.
User avatar #145 to #144 - welfarekid (04/06/2014) [-]
I take it you've been in a rough spot? Care to explain or not? I understand either way.
I like the workplace comedy one. Hitler one is strange lol.
User avatar #146 to #145 - woodenalligator (04/06/2014) [-]
Some friends have thought the same about the Suicide Hotline and Hitler ones, haha. And I haven't exactly been in any bad situations, looking at a larger scale. But through the eyes of a teenager, things are seen as bigger or more important (but most people see things that happen to them as important, eh?). It was more about how I like this girl at my new school, and we're friends. I wrote a couple episodes of a script about my life at the school, kind of to tell her how I feel, basically, but also because I think it's some funny ideas there. But the movie is the story of me doing those scripts, as well as having parts where it's just like, every day kind of, but also be writing the movie that this movie is. (that's where the whole thing was mostly inspired by Adaptation). I was thinking it'd be a kind of teenage thing too, like a view on how they see things as bigger than they are, but also having it dramatized so the story is bigger than it was, I guess? I can probably try and explain better...
User avatar #147 to #146 - welfarekid (04/06/2014) [-]
I am 18 I understand completely, I was 16 and everything seemed like a big deal and little things had a huge impact.
I am graduating going into the military, those are big things to worry about (But still little compared to things that affect everyone)
I just broke up with my girlfriend of 4 months who was 16, she worried about little **** that didn't matter. Always fabricating things in her head, she was focused on prom, I was focused on life. I said we're in too different worlds and she was too immature and I dumped her.
User avatar #149 to #147 - woodenalligator (04/06/2014) [-]
That is pretty reasonable on why to break up with someone. If you find that you or them just aren't working towards similar things in a relationship, then it is most likely best. I've never had a girlfriend, but I wouldn't want one that I couldn't see eye to eye at least on most things, or that I couldn't joke around with and such.
User avatar #150 to #149 - welfarekid (04/06/2014) [-]
plus I don't think she really liked me I think she just lusted. I think she was thirsty as hell, cause that's what she told one of my friends.
User avatar #151 to #150 - woodenalligator (04/06/2014) [-]
Oh, that too is not a good foundation for a relationship, then. Having time away/to travel will be good, then, yes? Having a girlfriend doesn't have to be the focus, although I can see it being something of importance when I am older (because it is now, I've always liked girls, haha.). I think sometimes it's odd that I kind of feel like I have more serious ideals of relationships than other people my age, which is weird, because I can't really get behind the whole idea of just going out with someone for sex or whatever.
User avatar #152 to #151 - welfarekid (04/06/2014) [-]
me either, I typically want to really feel connected and my girlfriend before the last I still think of from time to time, but we were kind of together on and off for a year or so, an we still talk and flirt a bit, but she is a tricky one.
User avatar #153 to #152 - woodenalligator (04/06/2014) [-]
I see. It was probably for the better though, mate. That's one of the reasons I'm kind of working at trying to change (probably not the best word, but it's "complicated", so change/make will have to do) my friend Kelly's view, or make her like me, with these scripts and stupid stuff like that.
User avatar #155 to #154 - woodenalligator (04/06/2014) [-]
I wouldn't know (haha), but no, I get what you're saying.
User avatar #156 to #155 - welfarekid (04/06/2014) [-]
im no expert lol, i promise.
User avatar #163 to #156 - woodenalligator (04/08/2014) [-]
Damn you. I'm sitting here with crayons drawing things kind of worthy of the fridge, and you're there drawing things worthy of a gallery.
User avatar #164 to #163 - welfarekid (04/09/2014) [-]
My art teacher said the self portrait sucked, she ridiculed the Janis Joplin saying "at least she looks drugged out" and that "Hole in the ground" at the top right of the soviet flag drawing was supposed to be a mound of trash covering a mistake that can still be seen.

I like to draw, but I don't think anything I draw is perfect. I am just proud of it. I can only draw because I am half way OCD and I am very mathematically oriented.

how about some of your talents? I mean besides the writing, (not that that isnt ******* cool because it is awesome. I think it is cool as hell that youre working on screenplays)
User avatar #159 to #156 - woodenalligator (04/06/2014) [-]
That all sounds pretty close to me. I used to play more, but for about a year now I haven't played near at all. I also used to draw a lot more, but I've got back into it because I started coloring random funny drawings for my friends ( a few for that girl, Kelly.) What do you like to draw, or read?
#160 to #159 - welfarekid (04/06/2014) [-]
I am actually drawing right now. Janis Joplin, it is not amazing or finished, but w/e.
I draw people typically, I do self portraits too. Ill show you one on my next comment.
It is a weird one though.
and I recently have read Divergent, Orange is the new black, The road, I am reading the great gatsby.
User avatar #157 to #156 - woodenalligator (04/06/2014) [-]
Ha, same here. So, you play any video games?
User avatar #158 to #157 - welfarekid (04/06/2014) [-]
honestly not really.
Not at all.
I read, draw, do homework, funnyjunk, and facebook.
User avatar #148 to #147 - welfarekid (04/06/2014) [-]
two and too both fit their but I meant two
User avatar #128 - bcsaint (01/28/2014) [-]
so wanna play RS tonight?
User avatar #129 to #128 - woodenalligator (01/28/2014) [-]
I forget how to make an account and stuff. I think I'll try if I am able to. Maybe in a little bit?
User avatar #130 to #129 - bcsaint (01/28/2014) [-]
it's 10:44 here and i don't get off work until 5, and since you're making a new account, ill hook you up with some stuff
User avatar #131 to #130 - woodenalligator (01/28/2014) [-]
Nice man. and alright, because it's 11:45 here.
User avatar #132 to #131 - bcsaint (01/28/2014) [-]
just let me know what you want, i think i've got about 1M to play around with
User avatar #133 to #132 - woodenalligator (01/28/2014) [-]
Holy balls. I know there a lot that have more, but when I used to play I never reached that level man. That is almost god tier to me.
User avatar #134 to #133 - bcsaint (01/28/2014) [-]
wow, i was worried that i would be a noob
User avatar #135 to #134 - woodenalligator (01/28/2014) [-]
haha. I used to play a lot, and I think I didn't understand it to much because I'd play with my friend and try to do quests but I'd always die and **** , so I never actual reached a HIGH level of money or items. Also I don't remember a fair share of my ventures, so money perception there is very odd now.
#126 - feragon (01/13/2014) [-]
Just added you on xbox live
User avatar #127 to #126 - woodenalligator (01/14/2014) [-]
Cool bro. I'l be on and accept in a bit
User avatar #97 - kingofhazard (01/06/2014) [-]
You will be missed random guy who I have a message from. Farewell.
User avatar #98 to #97 - woodenalligator (01/07/2014) [-]
Well, if you got the message then we're friends.
User avatar #99 to #98 - kingofhazard (01/07/2014) [-]
We are? Cool, well if I added you you must be a good guy and you really will be missed.
User avatar #100 to #99 - woodenalligator (01/07/2014) [-]
Oh, thank you very much. (I know I said I'd be gone, but my dad didn't take the computer back, so, um, some people might get upset with me)
User avatar #101 to #100 - kingofhazard (01/07/2014) [-]
Well if it helps, I don't give a toss, good on you for being able to keep your computer.
User avatar #102 to #101 - woodenalligator (01/07/2014) [-]
It rather is a good thing! How have you been, sir?
User avatar #103 to #102 - kingofhazard (01/09/2014) [-]
How have I been? The last guy that asked me that committed suicide, but today like five minutes ago I completed this game that I haven't played in about five months so can't complain, yourself?
User avatar #104 to #103 - woodenalligator (01/09/2014) [-]
Wait, woah, wait, what? Also what game?
User avatar #105 to #104 - kingofhazard (01/09/2014) [-]
From boredom!... Damn, this is the second time today I have been in need of a joke/sarcasm font. but it was the cave, haven't played it in ages, decided to sit down and see if I could get past this puzzle, ******* face palmed at how easy it was and how stupid I was for not figuring it out back then.
User avatar #106 to #105 - woodenalligator (01/09/2014) [-]
I can agree with you there on games with puzzles! And ok, I got a little nervous, I'll admit.
User avatar #107 to #106 - kingofhazard (01/09/2014) [-]
Don't worry, I very rarely drive someone to actually commit suicide, maybe only a couple times a year, although the year is still new...
User avatar #108 to #107 - woodenalligator (01/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #109 to #108 - kingofhazard (01/09/2014) [-]
Please... Obama doesn't even have a mustache.
User avatar #110 to #109 - woodenalligator (01/09/2014) [-]
Haha, you're right, other people can't seem to see it though! Let's agree that Hitler had a pretty sick mustache though. Also that Nazi Germany is pretty damn amazing and funny.
User avatar #111 to #110 - kingofhazard (01/09/2014) [-]
Oh those Nazis and their wacky antics. Starting world wars, killing millions, *tut* democracy ah?
User avatar #112 to #111 - woodenalligator (01/09/2014) [-]
I would probably prefer it if Socialism could transfer from paper to life better, and implement that in America.
User avatar #113 to #112 - kingofhazard (01/09/2014) [-]
I'm not a very political person, you seem like a cool guy so I'm just gonna agree with you on that as socialism seems like a good thing, I dunno, I live in the UK so the only thing politics changes for us is how big a wanker the next prime ministor will be. Apart from Boris Johnson, that guy is pure awesome.
User avatar #114 to #113 - woodenalligator (01/09/2014) [-]
Oh, UK. What's it like over there?
User avatar #115 to #114 - kingofhazard (01/09/2014) [-]
Dull and full of tossers, and as it's winter you can leave the house in the morning wne it's poring with rain and freezing and by the time you're in town or wherever it's boiling hot where the sun has come out to give us all sunburn, don't think it's a stereotype, our weather really does suck.
User avatar #124 to #115 - woodenalligator (01/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, we never hit a single damn target. Or did you mean measurements?
User avatar #125 to #124 - kingofhazard (01/10/2014) [-]
I'm confused even more now, target? Like how hot or cold you expect it to be?
User avatar #122 to #115 - woodenalligator (01/10/2014) [-]
What's it like, man?
User avatar #123 to #122 - kingofhazard (01/10/2014) [-]
What's the metric system like? Oh do you still use the imperial system?
User avatar #120 to #115 - woodenalligator (01/10/2014) [-]
Kind of a broad answer, eh? haha. But no, no. S, the metric system then?
User avatar #121 to #120 - kingofhazard (01/10/2014) [-]
What about the metric system? Sorry, I'm kinda confused on what you're asking.
User avatar #118 to #115 - woodenalligator (01/09/2014) [-]
Live in Pennsylvania- north east USA. Also, what's Celsius like?
User avatar #119 to #118 - kingofhazard (01/09/2014) [-]
What's Celsius like? Kind of a broad question. Sometimes it's cold and sometimes... it's very cold.
User avatar #116 to #115 - woodenalligator (01/09/2014) [-]
Didn't even know there was a weather stereotype of the UK. I just wish it'd stay in the negatives here.
User avatar #117 to #116 - kingofhazard (01/09/2014) [-]
Where abouts do you live? Like what state? I'm just presuming you live in the USofA.
User avatar #96 - samxdaxman (03/27/2013) [-]
Hey :) just sayin' hi to all my FJ friends. Whatsup?
User avatar #95 - samxdaxman (09/07/2012) [-]
hey whatsup?
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User avatar #91 to #91 - woodenalligator (02/11/2012) [-]
Er, yes?
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User avatar #93 to #93 - woodenalligator (02/11/2012) [-]
Damian is indeed very ******* hilarious.
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User avatar #87 - ambiguousninja (01/24/2012) [-]
Gah, thanks, I swear I clicked the **** button though...
User avatar #88 to #88 - woodenalligator (01/24/2012) [-]
No problem fellow funnyjunker and ************ .
#80 - DemonMatt (12/10/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#81 to #81 - woodenalligator (12/10/2011) [-]
The dance I do everywhere
The dance I do everywhere
#74 - chaosbrae (09/13/2011) [-]
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User avatar #75 to #75 - woodenalligator (09/13/2011) [-]
User avatar #76 to #76 - woodenalligator (09/13/2011) [-]
Da **** does it say that for?!
User avatar #77 to #77 - chaosbrae (09/13/2011) [-]
damn word filters...
User avatar #70 - thatcreepyguy (09/12/2011) [-]
could you do me a favor, could you please repost that bikini stuffers post?
i didnt get a chance to save it
User avatar #71 to #71 - woodenalligator (09/12/2011) [-]
hm? I don't believe I uploaded something called Bikini Stuffers
User avatar #72 to #72 - thatcreepyguy (09/12/2011) [-]
woops sorry wrong person
User avatar #73 to #73 - woodenalligator (09/12/2011) [-]
mo problem bro
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User avatar #48 to #48 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
Oh, that is cool. And yeah. that kind of stinks, when the thread gets to 20 and then you can't reply
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User avatar #51 to #51 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
You don't seem like a whore, but we have only talked for a while. you seem kind of nice, but it is the internet. It is also kind of hard to judge people over the internet and get to know them without sounding almost like a creep
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User avatar #53 to #53 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
Then I guess I am both. HAHA. But no seriously, I am commonly referred to as a nerd. Probably just because of how stupid the majority of today's society is.
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User avatar #55 to #55 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
Wow, lol. I know what you mean because that is everywhere. 'OMG a female nerd, she is so hot!' I like girls for their personalities, likes/dislikes, and partially for looks. if I get along with 'em they are ok with me. It is just easier with "nerd" girls because they commonly have the same music/game opinions as me
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User avatar #57 to #57 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
I do not know how this will affect your opinions on me, but I am kind of into shoes/clothes shopping...
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User avatar #59 to #59 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
I have been told by many women that I am great at picking out clothes and shoes and stuff. Some thought I was gay...
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User avatar #61 to #61 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
I don't really care what people say they think I am, because I have friends that know who I am. And who even gives a flying **** if someone is gay or not? I have many gay friends, male and female
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User avatar #64 to #64 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
I completely agree. I live in Pennsylvania, and as far as I know it is illegal here. that sucks because I love it in Pittsburgh, PA but I don't want to live somewhere where they don't give people in love the right to marry
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User avatar #66 to #66 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
Oh, what state? I lived in Florida for a couple years a while back and I did not like it. Mainly because there is no sign of changing seasons, no snow, and it si just always hot. I could not get used to a warm christmas
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User avatar #68 to #68 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
Damn, that is about the same here except we go down to sometimes the negatives in the winter. IT KICKS ASS
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User avatar #46 - xXnOObXx (06/17/2011) [-]
congrats on quads
User avatar #49 to #47 - woodenalligator (06/28/2011) [-]
thanks bro
#43 to #35 - tacoflavoredcondom (06/16/2011) [-]
so was it really big brother or what?
User avatar #44 to #44 - monarch (06/16/2011) [-]
i guess not....:(
#45 to #45 - tacoflavoredcondom (06/16/2011) [-]
Feels bad man :(
User avatar #35 to #35 - monarch (06/16/2011) [-]
User avatar #36 to #36 - woodenalligator (06/16/2011) [-]
thanks bro. Now should I upload it or something?
User avatar #37 to #37 - monarch (06/16/2011) [-]
i allready did,look at my top p[age pic description!
User avatar #38 to #38 - woodenalligator (06/16/2011) [-]
oh, thanks a lot bro. That is ******* cool of you to do.
User avatar #40 to #40 - woodenalligator (06/16/2011) [-]
no you da man!
User avatar #42 to #42 - woodenalligator (06/16/2011) [-]
LOL, We both da man
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User avatar #32 to #32 - woodenalligator (06/05/2011) [-]
A- huh? What are you implying?
B- Who the hell are you?
C- Why do you have the ideas about me that you have?
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User avatar #27 - dovahkiin (05/17/2011) [-]
Thanks for accepting the request. I love makemebad35!
User avatar #28 to #28 - woodenalligator (05/17/2011) [-]
no problem dude, and me too. It's so sad his step dad died though
User avatar #29 to #29 - dovahkiin (05/17/2011) [-]
Oh, I didn't know, really sad. But, when?
User avatar #30 to #30 - dovahkiin (05/17/2011) [-]
Just watching the video. Feels bad man.
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