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#42 - ilovehitler (04/30/2016) [-]
Which is all well and good until your planet gets destroyed from a distance.
Then it doesn't fly anymore.
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#26 - anon (04/29/2016) [-]
Eeeeeh, I'm not too sure how they'd deal with armies that could literally drown their school or fucking space ships.
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#39 - daniboyi (04/30/2016) [-]
Easy enough against Sauron.
Dumbledore takes the ring.
Apparates to mount doom
throws ring into lava.
Watch as big flame-eye on top of tower collapses.
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#75 - nexuslament (04/30/2016) [-]
One does not simply apparate into mordor.
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#43 - arandomanon (04/30/2016) [-]
Yeah, I sort of doubt Dumbledore is stronger than Gandalf or any other of the Istar. And Sauron is stronger than that.
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#44 - daniboyi (04/30/2016) [-]
I never said he was stronger.
Just that by the very nature of the books and how they explain their magic, Dumbledore has a lot more variety of spells, including teleportation, while Gandalf is basically stuck with manual travel methods, such as horse or on foot.
IT is not about power, it is about how many different ways they can use their power.
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#46 - arandomanon (04/30/2016) [-]
Well, to begin with, you're talking about Sauron when he got defeated (basically, the Sauron of LOTR). The picture is Sauron when he was at the pinacle of his power, I think he could kick Dumbledore's ass. Second, I'm not sure if teleportation exists in LOTR lore but I guess Sauron wouldn't be stupid enough to leave the Mount unatended if it did. I guess. He probably would think about something so Dumbledore had to walk up to the Mount and let the ring do its thing.
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#47 - daniboyi (04/30/2016) [-]
But if they don't have teleportation, how could he possibly defend himself against it?
It is literally just teleporting inside the volcano, drop the ring, teleport out. Takes less than 2 seconds at best.
Saying ' He probably would think about something' is basically the same as batman-fans saying 'oh well... he has a plan for everything!'

I am sure in a straight up fight Sauron would kick Dumbeldore's ass to Mordor and back to Gondor, but that is not really what is needed.
They just need to destroy the ring, which is pretty easy in itself, when the whole journey is just a simple magic trick away.
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#78 - arandomanon (04/30/2016) [-]
As monkeylord stated, Sauron would probably use a wizard to put an anti teleport spell around it. Or he would ward it somehow, putting vigilance 24/7 there or something. The only reason the hobbits got so far was because they used an unknown path that, even still, was warded by Shelob. Sauron would easily corrupt a wizard to aid him, he even corrupted the most powerful Istar at the time so he would have no problem with that.
This has nothing to do with a batman-like approach because I'm not saying Sauron can not be defeated because "he so smart lol". No. I just stated something that is logic and anyone with half a brain could think of. And what we've stated makes perfect sense. Unless what you are saying is to get Dumbledore and only Dumbledore from his own context to be put in a completely different context where magic works differently. Then, what you say will probably work but isn't really logical. Then again, this situation isn't logical so I guess any thoughts are valid.
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#79 - daniboyi (04/30/2016) [-]
Again, as stated before, it is VERY likely that there is no such thing as teleporting in middle earth. So how can one defend against something they do not even know exist?
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#80 - arandomanon (04/30/2016) [-]
"Unless what you are saying is to get Dumbledore and only Dumbledore from his own context to be put in a completely different context where magic works differently. Then, what you say will probably work but isn't really logical. Then again, this situation isn't logical so I guess any thoughts are valid."

I guess this is your option. I was stating something different and is the extrapolation of Dumbledore's abilities had consequences and is the fact that Dumbledore's magic was known by someone else, since he is existing in that reality. What you are stating is something different and it's what I've stated on the previous paragraph.
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#68 - monkeylord (04/30/2016) [-]
Simple, hire a dark wizard to put an anti teleport spell around the volcano, vdemort did it with a cave, and in the books they mention the school has a shit ton of security against random teleportation, do if sauron was aware of this chances are he'd have some security. This isn't thinking of everything vary-sue batman, this is some standard procedure, you want to keep out invaders, build a wall and a moat, wanna keep out wizards magically protect your volcano lair
#27 - wontkillu (04/29/2016) [-]
Hogwarts can transform into a giant flying robot.
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#42 - ilovehitler (04/30/2016) [-]
Which is all well and good until your planet gets destroyed from a distance.
Then it doesn't fly anymore.

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