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#14 - Simon Pegg and Nick Frost  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on Breaking Bad Dance 0
#20 - ewl (12/05/2014) [-]
another amazing one
#1 - Lasted 2 days, then fapped to littlemissmurder. Am I prou…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2014 on So Hows no fap November... +48
#2 - hornypotatohumper (11/03/2014) [-]
It's okay, Bro! We are the true winners!
#7 - If you think about it, power puff girls were really ***…  [+] (13 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Buttercup -12
User avatar #27 - dorfdorfdorf (10/24/2014) [-]
an eye for an eye leaves one person regretting their actions and one person feeling satisfied.
User avatar #26 - Zyklone (10/24/2014) [-]
and when giant monsters and gangters destroy your metropolis?.. Ask them to stop?

#25 - mrselfdestruct (10/24/2014) [-]
>an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind

dude, if you don't blind the man who blinded you, then justice is not served.

"an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind" is saying we shouldn't punish those who harm us.
and that's bullshit
User avatar #19 - drl (10/24/2014) [-]
Ghandi was also a racist pedophile who wrote about how all black people should die
and was for segregation between the blacks and indian population
and actively insisted on violent measures to discourage blacks from entering india
he also wrote about how he wished to have sex with young girls around the age of 13

dont believe me look it up
most of his books can be found at the local library or online
User avatar #9 - pedokuma (10/24/2014) [-]
instead of fighting them back, why don't you try talking to terrorists and criminals to stop. if you succeed I will personally fund a worldwide campaign to end all portrayal of violence in mainstream media.
#8 - mrarm (10/24/2014) [-]
It was Magic the Gathering rules, non lethal damage heals at the end of combat.
#10 - schmitty (10/24/2014) [-]
MTG mentioned in post. Swell with mana.
#11 - funnypie (10/24/2014) [-]
take that
User avatar #13 - schmitty (10/24/2014) [-]
Respond to the minus 2 with a dig through time, find Lightning Bold. Effect resolves. Untap, bolt you, attack Ajani with Bob. suck it
User avatar #14 - funnypie (10/24/2014) [-]
I know I have a white and black deck somewhere >.<
#15 - schmitty (10/24/2014) [-]
Your Zealous Persecution can do nothing against my Remand back up. Unless of course you just recast it, in which case GG bro
#16 - funnypie (10/24/2014) [-]
smallpox ^^
User avatar #17 - schmitty (10/24/2014) [-]
Oppression fate accepted. GG bro.
#17 - Why is the reflection facing the guy's front and not his side?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2014 on MFW +6
User avatar #27 - connorjay (10/23/2014) [-]
It's a cartoon.
User avatar #25 - undeadmaus (10/23/2014) [-]
Because we're not seeing it from his point of view.
#1 - PUT YOUR DICK IN IT!!!! 10/10/2014 on a shredder shreds anything.mp4 +1
#265 - if you dont want people to use racial slurs then dont put so m… 09/27/2014 on So true 0
#7 - Picture 09/27/2014 on ... Princess 0
#141 - Most American tourists tip often and are proper. To be honest,…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2014 on Tourists +3
User avatar #205 - alimais (09/26/2014) [-]
Thankfully the trash doesn't have the money to fly into Europe,

but one time a American woman tried to sue a Railway company here because she brutally hurt herself while trying to enter a moving train.
#13 - turk turkelton  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on So true +40
User avatar #65 - psyachu (09/23/2014) [-]
#11 - We don't like ******* . Black people are fine. For…  [+] (38 new replies) 09/23/2014 on So true +232
#156 - ihateuall (09/24/2014) [-]
Shut the fuck up. If you like black people don't use a racial slur
#265 - wonderglue (09/27/2014) [-]
if you dont want people to use racial slurs then dont put so much weight on it, nigger faggot. Words are only as powerful as you make them out to be.
User avatar #140 - fukkentyranitar (09/24/2014) [-]
Diet racism. Gotta love it.
#117 - billburr (09/24/2014) [-]
I'm glad they appointed you to differentiate between the two.
So if a black man isn't in a suit you hate him? Fuck you
User avatar #142 - elcreepo (09/24/2014) [-]
It has nothing to do with the suit, although a suit shows you're interested in looking your best for the job and shows that you care about getting the job

It has everything to do with the fact that the resume was shit, and what was said to the employer was shit, and the conduct was shit

If a person did what the black in the picture did they also would not get a job because of not wearing a suit, because of poor conduct, because of shitty resume and because of shitty conversation

God do you even try
#151 - billburr (09/24/2014) [-]
You do realize the picture is just something some guy drew right? Not an actual situation that happened
I'm referring to the "black vs. nigger" thing everyone is talking about, it seems like funnyjunk thinks that most black people are bad except for the ones in a suit
White guy wears a hoodie = some guy
black guy wears a hoodie = thug or "nigger" on the internet, where people don't hide their racism
I'm not crazy am I? It seems like a bit of a double standard
User avatar #154 - elcreepo (09/24/2014) [-]
Not the ones in the suit. The ones who actually have successful lives and act well, like a decent human being. And also this situation does happen all the time, maybe not with the level of stereotyping but still

We also call white people who live in trailers or who dress in a certain way niggers

White guy wears a hoodie and is spewing bullshit about how many girls he's fucked=nigger
Black guy doing the same=nigger

There isn't a double standard here. What's really going on is that we're viewing everyone who acts like a monkey in human society a nigger. And pointing out the race problem in the job force
#161 - billburr (09/24/2014) [-]
Well I did't know that you called white people that! And it surprises the shit out of me and you definitely shouldn't do it in real life it's only been sixty years since white folks would yell it at a black guy then skin him and hang him in a tree

But even if you are perfectly fair in passing out your extreme judgement of people, there isn't a pro-black bias in hiring. I know people like to say that because of affirmative action policies but if you do some research you'll find it isn't supported by facts.

I get red-thumbed every time I post about this study but I don't really care so here goes:
If you take two identical resumes, one with a white-sounding name and one with a black-sounding name, the black-sounding name is significantly less likely to get an interview I.e. Jamal vs. Jim . This study has been done numerous times and it always finds the same thing, and there are other studies showing similar problems at the interviewing stage and in getting promotions.
Here is the source on the resume study: www.nber.org/digest/sep03/w9873.html

These claims are based on anecdotes, and a lot of these anecdotes are based on faulty logic "He got hired ahead of me? Must be because he's black"
This is why we have science
User avatar #172 - elcreepo (09/24/2014) [-]
Now I'm not complaining as much as I just feel it's kind of wrong to expect all men except gay men as being good for nothing more than heavy work. Not even intelligent work. It's biased to think of women as being smart but weak.

And I feel its kind of wrong to set aside a white man with a wonderful resume and perfect tact at an interview for someone who shows no regard for getting the job at all, black or white, male or female. There are so few men working in my store. Yeah, it's an arts and crafts store, but that doesn't excuse the fact that there are men willing to work there who I probably took a job from because I was female.

The only men who work the counter are gay. The rest of the men save one are lifters, kept around for more demanding tasks.
User avatar #168 - elcreepo (09/24/2014) [-]
See? Stick around here and you'd notice it. Although many of the time these white folks call themselves wiggers or even niggers so it's not like we started it. I went to a school where, since most of the student body was white, a lot of white boys and girls adapted to being more of a black stereotype than black stereotypes themselves

MIT and several other companies were shown to, and still do, use affirmative action as an excuse to overlook overqualified persons. Now while your survey is equally proof there is data backing up the fact that many times a shit resume will get pushed because it sounds black and the company needed a black person.

I would be tempted to hear you out if I hadn't seen it in person and if I wasn't exposed to an EXTRAORDINARY amount of sexism in all my jobs. The men ALWAYS do the heavy work while the women always are told to do the light work or the smart work. Now I'm no good at assembling things or running a technical aspect of my job, and memory is really my best skill in a retail job. It's easier for me just to lift. Meanwhile, my coworker is a white male who is extremely intelligent. Guess where he is? Inside the truck unloading while I do the replenishment inside the store. Where every day I have to assemble and disassemble things which takes me forever to do. Now, to be fair his partner is a meathead, but this guy honestly is miserable, and I know I'd much rather like to be in that truck than him. But no. The two men on our replenishment staff unload the truck. We help sort, but for the most part it's their only part of the job.

My managers will say to this kid "you're a big strong man we need your muscles over here" overlooking a coworker of mine who can lift and has lifted twice her weight.

Now I know women and blacks aren't the same but the affirmative action is still there.
#191 - billburr (09/24/2014) [-]
I've been on fj since I was about 14 (9 years, mostly as anon) and I've only seen it used with black people in a derogatory sense. Sometimes it's used as a generic insult like fag but that's obviously different.
But yes, some places do use affirmative action but the study shows that, on balance, blacks have a significant disadvantage in getting jobs.
But black people and racism is very different from sexism, both in terms of history and the current situation. I really don't see how men lifting heavy things is relevant to a conversation about race
I also don't see how anecdotes are relevant when you have an near-infinite resource to search for actual evidence. I don't know, but it's quite possible that women are similarly disadvantaged in hiring if you were to look at evidence-based studies.

I also have some final points on affirmative action:
1) most universities and colleges use it to favour white kids over Asians who have generally higher test scores, but nobody complains about this because it favours white people
2) I think affirmative action should be based on income instead of race, so that upward social mobility is increased for all poor people. It is harder to have a 95% average when your parents have no money, so if you do have that average it should count for more, regardless of race. It would also stop people like those on funnyjunk from complaining about nonexistent biases towards black people in hiring decisions, and cut down on some racial tensions
User avatar #42 - enigmaticspirit (09/23/2014) [-]
All I see in this image is black people being portrayed as that. It isn't saying there's a problem with people who act like this, it just says black guys are like that.
User avatar #143 - elcreepo (09/24/2014) [-]
Neither image says black people are like that

And any idiot with a brain knows that there are black people who actually act like human beings and there are black people who chose to use their race as an excuse to act in an unacceptable manner in society

Just as there are some adult men who use their position of power to get little children in their pants, any idiot knows that not every man in a position of power will go after little children

If you base your opinions of how someone views a society on a single picture you're retarded. The fact is that there are a lot of niggas who act in this absolutely disgraceful manner when applying for a job and STILL get a job, or sue if they don't. Then you have a black man acting just like the white candidate who is hailed as the holy grail and an equally qualified white man will always not get the job

Because muh privilege
#77 - lordmandy (09/24/2014) [-]
No it does not.

It shows ONE black man, who just happens to be a nigger, instead of a respectable black man. It means nothing, I mean if it said something among the lines of "average black man", I guess you'd be right, but you can't generalize it just like that.

God damn it sjws are already here
#110 - greyhoundfd (09/24/2014) [-]
Not liking racism =/= being an SJW

Being a tremendous faggot = being an SJW
User avatar #115 - lordmandy (09/24/2014) [-]
I know the problem is that he's generalizing, I don't support racism actually and I never said I did.
#189 - greyhoundfd (09/24/2014) [-]
To be fair, economic posts this shit all the time, and he always portrays black people as niggers. I mean, the least he could do is put it in his desc one time that "I don't actually have a problem with black people, just niggers", but he doesn't. That said, there are probably <10 people on this site who actively post and actually hate blacks. The problem is just that they actively post.
User avatar #259 - lordmandy (09/25/2014) [-]
stop opressing me

Well I'm sorry I don't know about every single user and how they see the world
#91 - nickypickle (09/24/2014) [-]
they found us
run you fools
#21 - ldnelson (09/23/2014) [-]
What this guy said. Not all black men are niggers and not all niggers are black.
User avatar #164 - bighornwizardsheep (09/24/2014) [-]
Just like gays and faggots
User avatar #126 - thewizsam (09/24/2014) [-]
THE FUCKING MEANING OF NIGGER IS A SALVE TO THE WHITE MAN. A NIGGA is what you depict on the right in that picture
#160 - anonymous (09/24/2014) [-]
no fuckass.
nigga is what has been accepted as the norm for black ppl to call other black people. its not an official slang. its just that the black community tries to push it as one.
sincerly: an actual fucking nigger.
User avatar #173 - thewizsam (09/24/2014) [-]
its funny how the anon title in now white male when you said this

let me beak it doing for you
1. black man- a black male with a stable job ,decent home, and loving family
2. nigga - a dumb ass muthafucka who doesn't know how to wear a shit for 10 second and pull up there pants. they also listen to rap, hip hop, and basically only listen to genres that in involve soulfully in rhythm and beat
3. nigger - A black man who doesn't know how to stop serving the white man. basically a slave to the white man for example: every black republican
4. Negro - a blacker than black person
5. African-American - an African man, women, or child who was born in Africa ( any country) and became a citizen of the united states.
User avatar #174 - thewizsam (09/24/2014) [-]
fuck im tired, i try to sound smart but i fuck up.
#92 - nutsabusta (09/24/2014) [-]
Cant we just agree to hate all ignorant people equally?
User avatar #215 - renespar (09/24/2014) [-]
but then you're just an SJW, according to some people
User avatar #104 - rhiaanor (09/24/2014) [-]
the difference is that ignorant black people get free shit and above smart and successful hardworking white people
#109 - marvelboytwo (09/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, because white people really need a civil rights movement, right now.
User avatar #139 - elcreepo (09/24/2014) [-]
Black people don't need one either

Nobody needs civil rights what we need is equality

And at this point if you throw a crumpled up ball of paper at me as a resume and dress like you're going to paint a house my judgement tells me you are not a good candidate for the job

This holds true until you add the words "a black" instead of you and suddenly EVERYONE is claiming you're racist for not wanting to hire an ignorant person.
User avatar #176 - ponchosdm (09/24/2014) [-]
equality would be nice, then there would not be need for "diversity", feminism, homophobia, racism, etc..
User avatar #181 - elcreepo (09/24/2014) [-]
Perhaps we should dye everyone's skin in the world blue or some other color that isn't brown, pink, or yellow

Bleach the blackest blacks and then give them blue dye too so that we don't make them white

We make everyone's skin and hair the same and a color no race has. Strip away the most obvious factor of race. In a country like America we have a diversity of faces so it's hard to tell exactly what someone's actual race is without looking at color.

Feminism has pretty much worked out most of the bugs to the point of it being kind of circular logic now (women can do anything! except be expected to lift heavy objects and go to war, we just want the smart and good paying jobs men used to get), so all we have to do is keep the aspects of feminism that make sense. Do what we're already doing today to elementary/primary students to show them women have as much right to be in society as men.

Of course, this is all retarded and in a way counterproductive but is there any other way? Differences make people hate each other. Differences are good, but good enough to outweigh the cons? Sometimes I think the world of harrison burgeron isn't as bad as Ray bradbury made it seem..
User avatar #198 - ponchosdm (09/24/2014) [-]
you didnt got the point, if people treat everyone equality, then words and acts like racism, feminism, diversity, etc. are no longer needed, since everyone is equal, not by their gender or skin color, but by what they are, people... I know what differences mean to everyone, and to us as specie, we love them, just the uncivilized people do not like them
User avatar #202 - elcreepo (09/24/2014) [-]
I wish people could treat everyone equally and just see a person and not a label.

But that won't happen at all. People are often just too set in their ways, many like seeing others suffer because they are not happy and almost everyone wants everyone else to be the same as them, because differences scare us or make us jealous.

I mean, look at me. I want the black person in the content to wear a suit and conform to a standard of civilized society.

And yet I can't stand to admit my own gender online because I hate the stereotyping that comes with it and I just want to be seen as a person not a gender.

Ah, I am wrong.. thumb me down, I'll take it.
#205 - ponchosdm (09/24/2014) [-]
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What, Black Scrubs?
#13 - wonderglue (09/23/2014) [-]
turk turkelton
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User avatar #8 - Znoflats ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
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#7 - greedtheavaricious (07/20/2014) [-]
Were you serious with the dog?
Were you serious with the dog?
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why have you not yet had homoerotic sex with thelizardlord
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