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#22 - Brothers dont share food though. Ever 06/28/2015 on Brothers +3
#50 - basically any scene with the brothers before **** goes … 06/17/2015 on Clever Girl 0
#248 - If i remeber correctly, the birds dont actually do the retard …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/15/2015 on Wind Turbines are ruining... 0
#282 - kalasnokov (06/15/2015) [-]
Birds aren't the smartest animal in the world, and those giant blades turbines have can reach speeds of 300 km/h at the tips.

Birds getting hit happens quite often, and you can find dead birds lying about on the ground beneath turbines, corpses which attracts other birds such as vultures or other scavengers, who then get cut in half too.
User avatar #359 - notnewaccount (06/16/2015) [-]
Natural selection and bad luck. Those which don't get close will live. Getting hit by the blades is not as easy as you say.
User avatar #249 - notnewaccount (06/15/2015) [-]
They don't touch the trees, where most of big birds make their nests.
Storks also make them on human stuff, but not on moving giant human stuff.
#260 - captaincrapface (06/15/2015) [-]
Mentioning you, diedede, because you started this thread and I want you to read this

I agree with you, notnewaccount, birds are safe. Windmills won't threaten their species Unless you be a retard with them and clear forests and get rid of their habitat for room for windmills and any species that can see and has some intelligence would avoid something that is big and moving
HOWEVER, bats have had a reputation of flying through the windmills, not completely sure why they like to do that though, and because of the air pressure change around the windmill blades, it kills them, because it was something about the fact that there was less air pressure and it caused their lungs to implode or something like that.
I think this was fixed in some places, they turn the windmills off when the bats are leaving and coming back home so they dont get rekt.
User avatar #280 - notnewaccount (06/15/2015) [-]
This country won't bat an eye for them. They're not endangered.
They're probably confused by the movement of them. Poor things
#119 - his name is tyrone and he wants to **** bitches  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2015 on "Looks don't matter brah!" +2
User avatar #120 - renatolopes (06/09/2015) [-]
relax its just a roll
#49 - says to always show teeth. Doesnt show teeth in the next photo  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2015 on Talking to girls using pics... 0
User avatar #54 - nyawgga (05/30/2015) [-]
Well I'm one of those douches who refuses to follow his own advice, so fuck you.

I'll post a new photo in a sec
#55 - nyawgga has deleted their comment.
#86 - I just realized that he was flipping them off the entire time 05/25/2015 on Tyrone +1
#28 - Im going to need a source on that  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Shrek 2 0
#31 - anon (05/25/2015) [-]
game is papers please
#279 - See this is why i shouldn't eat when im on FJ 05/25/2015 on Heard that you were talkin... 0
#54 - and the punisher is in prison right now 05/15/2015 on doesnt get enough credit 0
#28 - I was expecting give that man a reich 05/14/2015 on No English +4
#83 - To make it worse, the voice of ned flanders and Mr. Burns just left 05/14/2015 on Simpsons have been renewed +4
#158 - yall ************* need oxen 04/29/2015 on What if we cull the stupid 0
#107 - so i missed something. Im guessing a cop shot a black dude or …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2015 on Meanwhile, in Baltimore... 0
User avatar #111 - sirfiiddlesticks (04/29/2015) [-]
Cop kills a black guy, full-on chimpout ensues. Lots of riots and shit. Pretty much just Ferguson 2: Electric Boogaloo
#191 - Don't ever let that **** get to you man. I know that yo… 04/20/2015 on I don't know what to do. +1
#87 - i don't have to even look at the comment section to know there… 04/08/2015 on Damn Pokemon lovers 0
#60 - don't watch porn 03/31/2015 on How? 0
#65 - its a joke based on the dad that hired peole to kill his son i… 03/29/2015 on Getting the job done +13
#112 - someone tells me goodbye every ******* time when i go b… 03/28/2015 on Among other introverts +3
#56 - Im still holding on to 2007 when i was eight 03/27/2015 on i said i got it! fucks... 0
#219 - yes 03/27/2015 on too soon 0
#6244 - So i really like to read stuff from writers that haven't quite…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2015 on /books/ board +1
#6255 - nethack (03/18/2015) [-]
writing.com has really good forums
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User avatar #6245 - maxpaynenarration (03/17/2015) [-]
I frequent GTAForums, which has a very slow, but faithful community called Writers' Discussion. People upload decent short-stories between GTA fanfictions. Besides that, I can't think of anywhere else unless you're going to go near some Writers' Forums, and I wouldn't want to go near those cancerous places.
#55 - Garcia Hotspur 03/17/2015 on Full names 0
#62 - but why?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on Tricking people to date you... 0
User avatar #69 - sladee (03/16/2015) [-]
"They played us a like a damn fiddle!" -Kazuhira Miller
#107 - so apparently oatmeal made a card game called exploding cats. … 02/28/2015 on FJ Facts comp 0
#82 - why do you think everybody loves her 02/22/2015 on being older than ur gf +2


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