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#2 - Its what is expected of us 02/29/2016 on Jumping on that Bandwagon +2
#356 - kids with guns, kids with guns 02/01/2016 on Shoe mercilessly beats women 0
#44 - drumsticks though 11/28/2015 on Fan gifted a signed guitar +1
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#172 - they did tear up the first ammendment after all 11/04/2015 on Daily, just wow 0
#202 - So am i the only one who didn't like Halo 5's ending?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/31/2015 on Match Made in Heaven +1
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#205 - clavatninenine (10/31/2015) [-]
Halsey: "...took you long enough."


Chief: "Arby my nigga how you been?"
Arbiter: "Damn fine, home slice, damn fine. This a pretty weird ending though , eh?"
Chief: "Heh...cliffhanger, nothing is certain...leaves more questions than answers...YOU KNOW WHAT THAAAAAT MEEEEEANS?"
Chief + Arbiter: "HALO 6, BABYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"
*Chief and Arbiter share the manliest hug the galaxy has ever seen and then go off to get drunk and fuck Mahkee'Chava while Locke sits in the corner being ONI trash*
#218 - anon (10/31/2015) [-]
You're just an embarrassing person. This comment is on the level of Youtube comments from 7 years ago. Or Youtube comments on FNAF and Minecraft videos currently. Try to restrain yourself, all you're doing is making a fool out of yourself in front of a bunch of strangers.
#220 - clavatninenine (10/31/2015) [-]
Look everybody, buttmad anon thinks its people.