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#2093 - *roll pony* 12/16/2014 on Fun roll types 0
#347017 - That sounds about right. As you were, bestpie. 12/09/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#347016 - Picture 12/09/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#347013 - But why? I mean, if my doors locked and no one's knocking on i…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #347015 - thebestpieever (12/09/2014) [-]
It is my duty to severely and ignorantly judge people. It is not to rationalise why.
User avatar #347017 - wittypotato (12/09/2014) [-]
That sounds about right. As you were, bestpie.
#347009 - Does masturbation really warrant 1, 2,3 ...- approximately 6…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #347012 - thebestpieever (12/09/2014) [-]
While other people are in the house? Yes.
User avatar #347013 - wittypotato (12/09/2014) [-]
But why? I mean, if my doors locked and no one's knocking on it than it shouldn't matter if I'm home alone or not.
User avatar #347015 - thebestpieever (12/09/2014) [-]
It is my duty to severely and ignorantly judge people. It is not to rationalise why.
User avatar #347017 - wittypotato (12/09/2014) [-]
That sounds about right. As you were, bestpie.
#346846 - You see, bestpie, that's why bedrooms have doors. I've go…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #346859 - thebestpieever (12/09/2014) [-]
Dude... no. No, just, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
User avatar #347009 - wittypotato (12/09/2014) [-]
Does masturbation really warrant 1, 2,3 ...- approximately 61 w's?
User avatar #347012 - thebestpieever (12/09/2014) [-]
While other people are in the house? Yes.
User avatar #347013 - wittypotato (12/09/2014) [-]
But why? I mean, if my doors locked and no one's knocking on it than it shouldn't matter if I'm home alone or not.
User avatar #347015 - thebestpieever (12/09/2014) [-]
It is my duty to severely and ignorantly judge people. It is not to rationalise why.
User avatar #347017 - wittypotato (12/09/2014) [-]
That sounds about right. As you were, bestpie.
User avatar #346882 - alexanderburns (12/09/2014) [-]
I masturbate while I talk to you
User avatar #346884 - thebestpieever (12/09/2014) [-]
I sort of assumed there's a couple of you that just masturbate idly while doing everything you do online.
#346843 - *English. 12/09/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#346842 - So, I was going to take the family laptop up to my room becaus…  [+] (20 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #346857 - volero (12/09/2014) [-]
Like fish said, tell him if he doesn't shut up you'll show his porn collection to everyone.
User avatar #346852 - fishinyourface (12/09/2014) [-]
show your family his shitty porn collection
User avatar #346866 - rebornpooper (12/09/2014) [-]
Show your poop his poopy porn collection
#346849 - rebornpooper (12/09/2014) [-]
... People poop while there's other people in the bathroom?
#346844 - thebestpieever (12/09/2014) [-]
... People masturbate while there's other people in the house?
User avatar #346851 - alexanderburns (12/09/2014) [-]
are you retarded
User avatar #346862 - thebestpieever (12/09/2014) [-]
The concept of masturbation is foreign and strange to me.
User avatar #346869 - alexanderburns (12/09/2014) [-]
apparently so is the concept of not being retarded
User avatar #346873 - thebestpieever (12/09/2014) [-]
Well, yes. I don't understand who the hell sits and tugs at his penis for 30 minutes while his family's having a chit-chat downstairs. That's so fucking weird and creepy.
User avatar #346875 - alexanderburns (12/09/2014) [-]
does it hurt to be retarded?
User avatar #346880 - thebestpieever (12/09/2014) [-]
It's quite blissful, actually.
User avatar #346846 - wittypotato (12/09/2014) [-]
You see, bestpie, that's why bedrooms have doors.
I've got a family of eight. If I did it when no one else was home, I'd be shooting out dust.
User avatar #346859 - thebestpieever (12/09/2014) [-]
Dude... no. No, just, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
User avatar #347009 - wittypotato (12/09/2014) [-]
Does masturbation really warrant 1, 2,3 ...- approximately 61 w's?
User avatar #347012 - thebestpieever (12/09/2014) [-]
While other people are in the house? Yes.
User avatar #347013 - wittypotato (12/09/2014) [-]
But why? I mean, if my doors locked and no one's knocking on it than it shouldn't matter if I'm home alone or not.
User avatar #347015 - thebestpieever (12/09/2014) [-]
It is my duty to severely and ignorantly judge people. It is not to rationalise why.
User avatar #347017 - wittypotato (12/09/2014) [-]
That sounds about right. As you were, bestpie.
User avatar #346882 - alexanderburns (12/09/2014) [-]
I masturbate while I talk to you
User avatar #346884 - thebestpieever (12/09/2014) [-]
I sort of assumed there's a couple of you that just masturbate idly while doing everything you do online.
#346649 - >Amerifats >Americunts >Mudslimes >Eur…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #346654 - thebestpieever (12/08/2014) [-]
I used to know this chick named Arendt whose bullying name was "Ain't isn't" and I never fucking got it.
User avatar #346679 - aoeui (12/08/2014) [-]
>europoors
>making sense
User avatar #346651 - majormayor (12/08/2014) [-]
It's kinda funny.
#346647 - 10 / 10 best response 2014. 12/08/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0

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#1 - sinery (07/29/2013) [+] (15 replies)
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GLORIOUS FIRST COMMENT.
User avatar #83 - newposterintown (07/06/2014) [-]
The most important query I have is; as of now, where do you stand?
Do you have links, examples, quintessential pieces of work that you are proud of? How long have you been writing, and why? How old are you, what are your strengths weakness? Most important of all, I would like to see work.
User avatar #84 to #83 - wittypotato (07/06/2014) [-]
I have a google doc full of information of the world I built, regarding characters, concepts, everything, and several other concepts I'm worldbuilding on. I haven't finished anything yet because I'm not confident in my plotting abilities. I've been doing this for a little over a year, mostly cause I like the ideas I come with and I love building them up and writing them out. I'm sixteen now, and I think my strength is characters and my weaknesses are plot and my inability to connect any interesting plot points I think of together in a coherent way.
User avatar #85 to #84 - newposterintown (07/06/2014) [-]
Okay.
So what have you done so far?
Any completed projects, ongoing projects, or thoughts floating in the air? What are you working on, what is it you wish yo accomplish?
User avatar #86 to #85 - wittypotato (07/06/2014) [-]
So far, I'm focusing on one project in particular, and for this universe, I have the characters, geography,history,concepts, and objects done. All I need is to construct interesting story lines using these elements. I have some plot points and some semblance of a story for the books 2-5, and book 1 seems a bit shaky.
User avatar #87 to #86 - newposterintown (07/06/2014) [-]
You have an interesting and popular method of writing. I develop my characters and landscape around a plot, whereas you are doing the opposite. That is interesting, friend.
Okay. So your ultimate goal is to write a book?
User avatar #89 to #87 - wittypotato (07/06/2014) [-]
It's actually a series.
User avatar #88 to #87 - wittypotato (07/06/2014) [-]
Honestly, I just want to make a story. One to entertain myself and one that I would enjoy sharing with others as well.
User avatar #90 to #88 - newposterintown (07/06/2014) [-]
Okay. How do you feel about the story content?
User avatar #91 to #90 - wittypotato (07/06/2014) [-]
You mean the universe or the books plot points?
User avatar #92 to #91 - newposterintown (07/06/2014) [-]
Plot points; but universe too, if that applies.
User avatar #93 to #92 - wittypotato (07/06/2014) [-]
Well, I feel like the plot just isn't that interesting. It feels kind of chest piece, like 'character goes to point a - character goes to point b - character goes to point c' kind of dull and formulaic.
User avatar #94 to #93 - newposterintown (07/06/2014) [-]
This is life; this is intrinsic.
What is key is how you portray these events, what occurs, just weaving it all to create a cohesive story. On top of that, if you truly can find no points to develop in a story, perhaps you should consider new options.
#76 - sinery (01/26/2014) [-]
I got a character, you didn't.
Therefore I am better than you.
User avatar #77 to #76 - wittypotato (01/26/2014) [-]
A character for what?
User avatar #80 to #78 - wittypotato (01/26/2014) [-]
but actually that's an awesome shirt.
User avatar #82 to #80 - sinery (01/26/2014) [-]
I know right.
User avatar #79 to #78 - wittypotato (01/26/2014) [-]
your character is gay anyway. It's not like I want one or anything. IT'S STUPID ANYWAY
User avatar #75 - wittypotato (01/26/2014) [-]
It's because Tumblr is full of generic cunts who try to seem quirky and unique by identifying heavily with a slightly offbeat fandom. These fandoms are: the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Game Of Thrones. "But wait, those are all incredibly mainstream and not offbeat at all!" you say. And you're right. But actual offbeat things don't give as much 'nerd' cred, and these things have more creative value than reality TV so people on Tumblr can make posts such as "Why are all girls nowadays such idiots who watch Jersey Shore? I'm very unique because I like nerdy intelligent stuff like Iron Man 3, and I like quirky men like Benedict Cumberbatch and Eleventh Doctor and Loki teehee, look at this repeating gif of 0.5 seconds of Loki doing a thing with his face and a theory about how Sherlock is actually Khan from Star Trek Episode 2 Into The Night in canon and Spock is a timelord and here is some fanart of all the Avengers gender swapped and with less sexist costumes and they all have the exact same ******* face with that bulbous red nose also did you know that I am a girl who likes superheroes I know it's hard to believe but it is true I AM LANNISTER HEAR MY WINTER look at this gif of Tyrion raising his eyebrow, anyway The Avengers is sexist because Black Widow's costume is too tight and unrealistic for a special agent so here is a redesign of her in figure hiding combat fatigues because I am progressive. Does anyone else think that 10th Doctor and Iron Man would make a good couple? TEE HEE I LOVE GAYS BECAUSE I AM SO TOTALLY NOT HOMOPHOBIC EVEN THOUGH I TREAT GAYS AS AN AMUSING NOVELTY Robb Stark for president!"
User avatar #65 - sinery (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeah... I'm going to need you to stop humping the duck.
User avatar #66 to #65 - wittypotato (12/17/2013) [-]
**** you, Dad I do what I want.
#62 - sinery (11/16/2013) [-]
Finally you type "Sin-Sin" properly.
User avatar #38 - wittypotato (10/29/2013) [-]
I just realized I ******* suck.
User avatar #37 - sorenlolz (10/18/2013) [-]
'Sup bitch ***** ? Level 300 master race reporting in.
User avatar #40 to #37 - wittypotato (11/04/2013) [-]
Ooh sorry I'm 309 now I can't talk to you.
#41 to #40 - sorenlolz (11/04/2013) [-]
You're 307, and in this house we add comment level, and content.
User avatar #42 to #41 - wittypotato (11/04/2013) [-]
So I'm 483 then?
Also I know what I typed.
#43 to #42 - sorenlolz (11/04/2013) [-]
That means I'm 582.
That means I'm 582.
User avatar #44 to #43 - wittypotato (11/04/2013) [-]
Oh... I meant no disrespect at all sir.
#45 to #44 - sorenlolz (11/04/2013) [-]
Do we have a problem here?
Do we have a problem here?
User avatar #46 to #45 - wittypotato (11/04/2013) [-]
N-No sir.
#47 to #46 - sorenlolz (11/04/2013) [-]
Don't let it happen again.
Don't let it happen again.
User avatar #48 to #47 - wittypotato (11/04/2013) [-]
Y-Yes sir.
User avatar #52 to #51 - wittypotato (11/04/2013) [-]
That's... Pretty clever.
No wonder your 508.
User avatar #53 to #52 - sorenlolz (11/04/2013) [-]
Shut up.
User avatar #54 to #53 - wittypotato (11/04/2013) [-]
No u.
User avatar #55 to #54 - sorenlolz (11/04/2013) [-]
Respect your elders.
User avatar #57 to #56 - sorenlolz (11/04/2013) [-]
That was not very nice. I've been here since about '05.
User avatar #60 to #57 - wittypotato (11/04/2013) [-]
Surreee.
By that logic I've been here since 04'.
User avatar #61 to #60 - sorenlolz (11/04/2013) [-]
Old username?
User avatar #58 to #57 - wittypotato (11/04/2013) [-]
Then why is your name so light.
User avatar #59 to #58 - sorenlolz (11/04/2013) [-]
I didn't have this account.
User avatar #35 - twi (09/17/2013) [-]
pop pop
User avatar #36 to #35 - wittypotato (09/17/2013) [-]
you ignorant slut.
#30 - acemcgunner (09/03/2013) [-]
me and dash hate each other with passion of war..but everyone want us to butt sex
me and dash hate each other with passion of war..but everyone want us to butt sex
#17 - sorenlolz (08/28/2013) [-]
Did you possibly make this picture for me?
User avatar #18 to #17 - wittypotato (08/29/2013) [-]
Bitch I might have
I can't say I did. I wish I did though, that's ******* syick
User avatar #19 to #18 - sorenlolz (08/29/2013) [-]
I remember seeing your avatar somewhere.
(I asked someone on the art board to combine the two images for me thought it might have been you)
User avatar #29 to #19 - sinery (08/29/2013) [-]
Nope, not me either.
User avatar #20 to #19 - wittypotato (08/29/2013) [-]
Oh.... You're probably looking for sinery, Due to an inside joke, I'm now sinery and he's sin-sin.
User avatar #21 to #20 - sorenlolz (08/29/2013) [-]
I don't know, did you have an older profile?
User avatar #22 to #21 - wittypotato (08/29/2013) [-]
I was fishesbecrazy but I deleted that one when I saw the dildo channel.
User avatar #23 to #22 - sorenlolz (08/29/2013) [-]
Why did you have to delete it?
User avatar #24 to #23 - wittypotato (08/29/2013) [-]
Cause I thought funnyjunk hit its lowest ever and I didn't want to be a part of it.
User avatar #26 to #24 - sorenlolz (08/29/2013) [-]
Do you have a Steam profile?
User avatar #28 to #26 - wittypotato (08/29/2013) [-]
An I might have an old one with the same name lying around.
User avatar #25 to #24 - sorenlolz (08/29/2013) [-]
Nah, there is a retard portion of every site. We are still better than Reddit, 4Chan, Tumblr, and 9feg.
User avatar #27 to #25 - wittypotato (08/29/2013) [-]
I suppose, the worst parts of us are better than the worst parts of them.
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