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#247108 - I hate that I can't remember a TV show I watched as a kid and …  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #247114 - darksideofthebeast (8 hours ago) [-]
Codename kids next door?
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User avatar #247015 - thebestpieever (15 hours ago) [-]
Maleficent. Also that Snow White movie and that Alice in Wonderland movie. But the one I care about is Maleficent.
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except for donkeys
User avatar #2755 - wittypotato (04/15/2014) [-]
Only cause his swag might accidentally kill them if he's not careful.
#245418 - You've done it. You convinced me there's an anime worse the SO…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #245436 - megavoir (04/14/2014) [-]
have you not seen school days?
#245420 - fargfour (04/13/2014) [-]
I'm not sure I could tell you. The entire last episode is pretty much completely nonsensical because it desperately tries to invoke Evangelion's 2deep4u and fails fucking miserably.

What I came away with was that the leader of the rebellion was on the gubment's side the whole time (or something) but then he's not, but then he is, then he dies and is resurrected (again, or something) and the MC and his slutty waifu escape the military and it turns out the the MC had a weird sister figure that died (or something) during the big event thing at the beginning but she was an alien and the event was mostly his fault for not wanting to marry her (I think) and he just blocked the memories out.
I think the last episode closes with slut waifu defending a now blind and armless MC from the military by using magic shit like what people get from exposure to the chemical thing left behind by the event. I think she was part alien or something because she has a big transformation at the end where she wrecks the military's shit.

Despite all this profound stupidity, the anime had a very small number of good points. There's a girl who wears a maid outfit, cat ears, plugsuit, generic cyberloli outfit, and I think finally a gothic lolita dress. And she's got the hots for the wheelchair bound discount Asuka clone who pilots the resistance's mecha. Another good point is that GC is one of the very few anime that show a realistic method of piloting combat mecha by having the pilots do it from a trailer offsite so they don't get squished Titanfall style.
And for about three of four episodes the MC goes full Stalin and rules his little cadre of highschoolers with an iron fist, ranking them by their usefullness and using them as cannon fodder against the military. It's hilarious.
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User avatar #245415 - fargfour (04/13/2014) [-]
Basically there's this [generic apocalyptic event that seems to exclusively affect Japan and is given a really stupid name (Black Christmas or something like that in this case)] that kills a bunch of people. The Pharmaceutical (I think) company that treats people in the aftermath somehow becomes the provisional government and has deathsquads roaming the run down parts of town killing squatters in case they're infected or something. this may have been explained but I remember nothing of it
It opens with this girl wearing a get up that would make a stripper blush stealing something from the aforementioned pharma-gubment that some how makes its way into the hands of the ultra generic MC and gives him the power to use physical manifestations of peoples' souls as weapons. Slut girl's is a sword, a faggot that shows up later gets a camera, etc. He then is pressganged into the super generic resistance group with a name that only the Japanese could come up with. He reluctantly fights the evil gubment with his extremely situational power and tries to come to terms with the fact that he's almost completely useless 99% of the time because he's shit.

Fast Forward about twenty episodes and you've seen pretty much every single stupid cliche possible, culminating in one of the stupidest endings I've ever seen.
User avatar #245422 - freedomreturns (04/14/2014) [-]
Too bad, because that first paragraph sounds like a neat idea.
User avatar #245428 - fargfour (04/14/2014) [-]
It's a pretty stock standard premise. I can't think of any names but I know I've seen it or something remarkably similar to it several times before.
User avatar #245418 - wittypotato (04/13/2014) [-]
You've done it. You convinced me there's an anime worse the SOA. Good job.

How does it end by the way?
User avatar #245436 - megavoir (04/14/2014) [-]
have you not seen school days?
#245420 - fargfour (04/13/2014) [-]
I'm not sure I could tell you. The entire last episode is pretty much completely nonsensical because it desperately tries to invoke Evangelion's 2deep4u and fails fucking miserably.

What I came away with was that the leader of the rebellion was on the gubment's side the whole time (or something) but then he's not, but then he is, then he dies and is resurrected (again, or something) and the MC and his slutty waifu escape the military and it turns out the the MC had a weird sister figure that died (or something) during the big event thing at the beginning but she was an alien and the event was mostly his fault for not wanting to marry her (I think) and he just blocked the memories out.
I think the last episode closes with slut waifu defending a now blind and armless MC from the military by using magic shit like what people get from exposure to the chemical thing left behind by the event. I think she was part alien or something because she has a big transformation at the end where she wrecks the military's shit.

Despite all this profound stupidity, the anime had a very small number of good points. There's a girl who wears a maid outfit, cat ears, plugsuit, generic cyberloli outfit, and I think finally a gothic lolita dress. And she's got the hots for the wheelchair bound discount Asuka clone who pilots the resistance's mecha. Another good point is that GC is one of the very few anime that show a realistic method of piloting combat mecha by having the pilots do it from a trailer offsite so they don't get squished Titanfall style.
And for about three of four episodes the MC goes full Stalin and rules his little cadre of highschoolers with an iron fist, ranking them by their usefullness and using them as cannon fodder against the military. It's hilarious.
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#1 - sinery (07/29/2013) [+] (15 replies)
stickied
GLORIOUS FIRST COMMENT.
#76 - sinery (01/26/2014) [-]
I got a character, you didn't.
Therefore I am better than you.
User avatar #77 to #76 - wittypotato (01/26/2014) [-]
A character for what?
User avatar #80 to #78 - wittypotato (01/26/2014) [-]
but actually that's an awesome shirt.
User avatar #82 to #80 - sinery (01/26/2014) [-]
I know right.
User avatar #79 to #78 - wittypotato (01/26/2014) [-]
your character is gay anyway. It's not like I want one or anything. IT'S STUPID ANYWAY
User avatar #75 - wittypotato (01/26/2014) [-]
It's because Tumblr is full of generic ***** who try to seem quirky and unique by identifying heavily with a slightly offbeat fandom. These fandoms are: the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Game Of Thrones. "But wait, those are all incredibly mainstream and not offbeat at all!" you say. And you're right. But actual offbeat things don't give as much 'nerd' cred, and these things have more creative value than reality TV so people on Tumblr can make posts such as "Why are all girls nowadays such idiots who watch Jersey Shore? I'm very unique because I like nerdy intelligent stuff like Iron Man 3, and I like quirky men like Benedict Cumberbatch and Eleventh Doctor and Loki teehee, look at this repeating gif of 0.5 seconds of Loki doing a thing with his face and a theory about how Sherlock is actually Khan from Star Trek Episode 2 Into The Night in canon and Spock is a timelord and here is some fanart of all the Avengers gender swapped and with less sexist costumes and they all have the exact same ******* face with that bulbous red nose also did you know that I am a girl who likes superheroes I know it's hard to believe but it is true I AM LANNISTER HEAR MY WINTER look at this gif of Tyrion raising his eyebrow, anyway The Avengers is sexist because Black Widow's costume is too tight and unrealistic for a special agent so here is a redesign of her in figure hiding combat fatigues because I am progressive. Does anyone else think that 10th Doctor and Iron Man would make a good couple? TEE HEE I LOVE GAYS BECAUSE I AM SO TOTALLY NOT HOMOPHOBIC EVEN THOUGH I TREAT GAYS AS AN AMUSING NOVELTY Robb Stark for president!"
User avatar #65 - sinery (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeah... I'm going to need you to stop ******* the duck.
User avatar #66 to #65 - wittypotato (12/17/2013) [-]
**** you, Dad I do what I want.
#62 - sinery (11/16/2013) [-]
Finally you type "Sin-Sin" properly.
User avatar #38 - wittypotato (10/29/2013) [-]
I just realized I ******* suck.
User avatar #37 - sorenlolz (10/18/2013) [-]
'Sup bitch ***** ? Level 300 master race reporting in.
User avatar #40 to #37 - wittypotato (11/04/2013) [-]
Ooh sorry I'm 309 now I can't talk to you.
#41 to #40 - sorenlolz (11/04/2013) [-]
You're 307, and in this house we add comment level, and content.
User avatar #42 to #41 - wittypotato (11/04/2013) [-]
So I'm 483 then?
Also I know what I typed.
#43 to #42 - sorenlolz (11/04/2013) [-]
That means I'm 582.
That means I'm 582.
User avatar #44 to #43 - wittypotato (11/04/2013) [-]
Oh... I meant no disrespect at all sir.
#45 to #44 - sorenlolz (11/04/2013) [-]
Do we have a problem here?
Do we have a problem here?
User avatar #46 to #45 - wittypotato (11/04/2013) [-]
N-No sir.
#47 to #46 - sorenlolz (11/04/2013) [-]
Don't let it happen again.
Don't let it happen again.
User avatar #48 to #47 - wittypotato (11/04/2013) [-]
Y-Yes sir.
User avatar #52 to #51 - wittypotato (11/04/2013) [-]
That's... Pretty clever.
No wonder your 508.
User avatar #53 to #52 - sorenlolz (11/04/2013) [-]
Shut up.
User avatar #54 to #53 - wittypotato (11/04/2013) [-]
No u.
User avatar #55 to #54 - sorenlolz (11/04/2013) [-]
Respect your elders.
User avatar #57 to #56 - sorenlolz (11/04/2013) [-]
That was not very nice. I've been here since about '05.
User avatar #60 to #57 - wittypotato (11/04/2013) [-]
Surreee.
By that logic I've been here since 04'.
User avatar #61 to #60 - sorenlolz (11/04/2013) [-]
Old username?
User avatar #58 to #57 - wittypotato (11/04/2013) [-]
Then why is your name so light.
User avatar #59 to #58 - sorenlolz (11/04/2013) [-]
I didn't have this account.
User avatar #35 - twi (09/17/2013) [-]
pop pop
User avatar #36 to #35 - wittypotato (09/17/2013) [-]
you ignorant slut.
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#31 - acemcgunner (09/07/2013) [-]
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#30 - acemcgunner (09/03/2013) [-]
me and dash hate each other with passion of war..but everyone want us to butt sex
me and dash hate each other with passion of war..but everyone want us to butt sex
#17 - sorenlolz (08/28/2013) [-]
Did you possibly make this picture for me?
User avatar #18 to #17 - wittypotato (08/29/2013) [-]
Bitch I might have
I can't say I did. I wish I did though, that's ******* syick
User avatar #19 to #18 - sorenlolz (08/29/2013) [-]
I remember seeing your avatar somewhere.
(I asked someone on the art board to combine the two images for me thought it might have been you)
User avatar #29 to #19 - sinery (08/29/2013) [-]
Nope, not me either.
User avatar #20 to #19 - wittypotato (08/29/2013) [-]
Oh.... You're probably looking for sinery, Due to an inside joke, I'm now sinery and he's sin-sin.
User avatar #21 to #20 - sorenlolz (08/29/2013) [-]
I don't know, did you have an older profile?
User avatar #22 to #21 - wittypotato (08/29/2013) [-]
I was fishesbecrazy but I deleted that one when I saw the dildo channel.
User avatar #23 to #22 - sorenlolz (08/29/2013) [-]
Why did you have to delete it?
User avatar #24 to #23 - wittypotato (08/29/2013) [-]
Cause I thought funnyjunk hit its lowest ever and I didn't want to be a part of it.
User avatar #26 to #24 - sorenlolz (08/29/2013) [-]
Do you have a Steam profile?
User avatar #28 to #26 - wittypotato (08/29/2013) [-]
An I might have an old one with the same name lying around.
User avatar #25 to #24 - sorenlolz (08/29/2013) [-]
Nah, there is a retard portion of every site. We are still better than Reddit, 4Chan, Tumblr, and 9feg.
User avatar #27 to #25 - wittypotato (08/29/2013) [-]
I suppose, the worst parts of us are better than the worst parts of them.
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