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Gender: male
Age: 25
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Date Signed Up:10/27/2010
Last Login:4/16/2015
Location:USANineThreeSeven
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#209 - Family of 4? From where do you pull this bull? Minimum wage …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on Ideas +2
#220 - anonymous (04/16/2015) [-]
Back then everything was a hell of a lot cheaper relative to one's wages as well, you know.
#412 - I have never heard that... ever. Are you from the USA....like…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on Equal Rights 0
User avatar #413 - xtremehivoltage (04/16/2015) [-]
Tenessee
#199 - On the republican rise to glory..... not quite the same but a …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Ideas 0
#202 - anonymous (04/16/2015) [-]
Well bare in mind that that was in the 30s, when minimum wage was defined as the minimum amount required for one person to support a family of four, with a house and a car. Nowadays, inflation has so far outstripped the increase of minimum wage that you can barely afford rent, utilities and groceries, for one person in a shitty apartment, and MIGHT be able to afford a bike or a bus pass to get where you need to go. Good fucking luck pulling that off in the modern day.
User avatar #231 - wolverinebamf (04/16/2015) [-]
Minimum wage didn't exist in 1936.
User avatar #209 - wisdombranch (04/16/2015) [-]
Family of 4? From where do you pull this bull? Minimum wage only came about 3 years prior and was 25cents an hour = ($4.07 in 2012 dollars)
#220 - anonymous (04/16/2015) [-]
Back then everything was a hell of a lot cheaper relative to one's wages as well, you know.
#159 - You have honored me; thank you. 04/12/2015 on Equal Rights +3
#156 - Blood is thicker than water: When weaker members of one's fami…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Equal Rights +16
User avatar #311 - xtremehivoltage (04/12/2015) [-]
He's not even a wisdombranch
The saying is "the blood if a covenant is thicker than the water of the womb" (friendship > fam)

But I like where he went with it. If my 12 year old sis was getting beat, you bet your ass my 6'3" 200 lb ass would be in there in a snap
User avatar #412 - wisdombranch (04/16/2015) [-]
I have never heard that... ever. Are you from the USA....like up-state New York?
User avatar #413 - xtremehivoltage (04/16/2015) [-]
Tenessee
#157 - umppis (04/12/2015) [-]
thank mr wisdombranch for living up to your name by saying the stuff i want to in words i cant.

Ive decked one guy for harassing my sister and id do it again in a heartbeat
I'm not much of a fighter though so i might get my ass handed over to me in a similar situation someday
User avatar #159 - wisdombranch (04/12/2015) [-]
You have honored me; thank you.
#147 - No, that fight was all kinds of filial! Man goes in 1…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/11/2015 on Equal Rights +18
#151 - umppis (04/12/2015) [-]
I might not be in a state to fully comprehend the point youre trying to get across and i had to google what filial meant (its 3:05AM here and im slightly intoxicated) but i somehow feel like i should be agreeing with you here so im just gonna thumbs you up and go to bed
User avatar #156 - wisdombranch (04/12/2015) [-]
Blood is thicker than water: When weaker members of one's family are threatened, most males will be filled with a rage that comes from one of their Berserker ancestors.
User avatar #311 - xtremehivoltage (04/12/2015) [-]
He's not even a wisdombranch
The saying is "the blood if a covenant is thicker than the water of the womb" (friendship > fam)

But I like where he went with it. If my 12 year old sis was getting beat, you bet your ass my 6'3" 200 lb ass would be in there in a snap
User avatar #412 - wisdombranch (04/16/2015) [-]
I have never heard that... ever. Are you from the USA....like up-state New York?
User avatar #413 - xtremehivoltage (04/16/2015) [-]
Tenessee
#157 - umppis (04/12/2015) [-]
thank mr wisdombranch for living up to your name by saying the stuff i want to in words i cant.

Ive decked one guy for harassing my sister and id do it again in a heartbeat
I'm not much of a fighter though so i might get my ass handed over to me in a similar situation someday
User avatar #159 - wisdombranch (04/12/2015) [-]
You have honored me; thank you.
#142 - That statement sounds very leftist; I am offended by such a li… 04/11/2015 on Equal Rights 0
#140 - No, you do not smack a bitch. You march your ass out…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2015 on Equal Rights +4
#361 - thelizardlord (04/12/2015) [-]
ONLY if you have the pyromaniac perk
#22 - It is called BEND IT OVER 2. WHAT **…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on a real man never gives up +5
User avatar #28 - chuckbob (04/04/2015) [-]
Iunno, but there's also a part 3. www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1154623350
#41 - I'm not certain that was even a trilby... maybe this hat.... m… 04/04/2015 on Class is for men and swag... 0

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User avatar #26 - wisdombranch (03/28/2015) [-]
I have seen some stupid stuff on this site--stuff to take off a full IQ point off the entire internet. I am wisdom-branch. I cannot fix all this intellectual destruction. But if I can, over the course of my life, help raise our collective IQ by just one point,m then my life is worth living. Thank you, FJ.
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User avatar #21 - GabeAsher (05/07/2013) [-]
hey man, I was just wondering, if you dont play items anymore, is it cool if I get yours? :)

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
User avatar #22 to #21 - wisdombranch (05/07/2013) [-]
some of them.... how?
User avatar #23 to #22 - GabeAsher (05/08/2013) [-]
I send a trade request, you get a notification, click on go to items interface, go to the tab that says requests received, click on my request and then do the captcha and accept :D
Just tell me which ones you dont wanna give away so I can make the trade :P
Thank you by the way :)
User avatar #24 to #23 - wisdombranch (05/08/2013) [-]
Trade request has not been received.
User avatar #16 - SonicTeam (04/17/2013) [-]
Question: Did you add me cause you saw my erotic?
User avatar #17 to #16 - wisdombranch (04/17/2013) [-]
no, which one?
User avatar #18 to #17 - SonicTeam (04/17/2013) [-]
Wait...Nvm. You're Zach from FB.
User avatar #19 to #18 - wisdombranch (04/17/2013) [-]
yeah, sup?
User avatar #20 to #19 - SonicTeam (04/17/2013) [-]
I forgot it was you. LOL. So why the add?
#1 - User (08/24/2012) [-]
Your virginity... I have it.
#2 to #1 - wisdombranch (08/24/2012) [-]
yes, darling, you do and I am a little disconcerted by it.
#3 to #2 - User (08/24/2012) [-]
I am sorry you feel that way.
#4 to #3 - wisdombranch (08/24/2012) [-]
Nevermind....wanna go again?
#5 to #4 - User (08/24/2012) [-]
I am going to sleep.
#6 to #5 - wisdombranch (08/24/2012) [-]
Should have figured my first time would be ... unimpressive.
#8 to #6 - User (08/24/2012) [-]
<-- oh btw guy just in case you didn't know.

Don't want any unpleasant revelations.
#12 to #11 - User (08/24/2012) [-]
Successful trap?
#13 to #12 - wisdombranch (08/24/2012) [-]
yes... good night.
#14 to #13 - wisdombranch (08/24/2012) [-]
just kidding
User avatar #15 to #14 - User (08/24/2012) [-]
Oh well.
User avatar #10 to #8 - User (08/24/2012) [-]
<----- *oh btw, guy, just...
#7 to #6 - User (08/24/2012) [-]
My first time was full of compliments... You could always lie and act like you still have your virginity.
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