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#74 - Is it bad that: If I were that old, I would totally want… 10/12/2014 on *SPOILER* Lost my shit! +1
#50 - 7.86 Terameters or so... 52.5 AU? I think that may be beyond …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on Fetishes and such 0
#53 - thismustbeseen (09/24/2014) [-]
close enough. The arrow is pointing to a spot on the plane with planets.
#176 - Mexican standoff.... that makes sense now. Does moden…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on 'merica 0
User avatar #178 - pokimone (09/22/2014) [-]
Not really a thing for it per say, and it isn't just modern... the problem is that we germans can be a bit... feisty, when things are done perfectly. So when our country ends up bankrupt, and things start going bad, everyone gets pissed off and blames the countries we're in debt to or that caused the recession. Then someone gets some extreme ideas, rises up politically, and does something stupid that makes the rest of the world pissed. We caused the Third Crusade (to find valuable holy artifacts to get rid of debt), and the Hussite wars (so we didn't have to pay our debt to them) back in the middle ages, then the Thirty Years war with France so we didn't have to pay them back either, after that, Clausewitz rose to power in the government in the 1800s saying that war was the best way to raise funds from the people, and gain a better economy through weapons trade, then the War of Unification with Denmark and Prussia because they owed us money and we figured the best way to get it was to take it, then WWI because we convinced... I think it was serbia, to assasinate an arch duke that owed us a lot of trade he didn't follow through on, after that war, Hitler decided germany was in bad shape, and that the best way to fix it was to deport and take care of "problematic citizens" and to take back land that was taken in the War of Unification so we wouldn't have to keep paying france war reperations, which all started WWII. We even had a hand in the Cold War between the US and Russia, we tried to raise money by trading radioactive materials to build weapons to both sides. And now we're at now, where Greece, Latvia, Russia, Great Britain, and Egypt, are all in serious debt to us, and our economy is failing because of it. Great Britain is the only country that seems to have any intention of paying them back, and politicians here are getting pissy with the others, which is always how the whole "Reich" thing started... I don't want that to happen, so fingers crossed.
#174 - Question: If all of us are in debt to other countries..... who…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2014 on 'merica 0
User avatar #175 - pokimone (09/21/2014) [-]
Thats exactly why its all so stupid. A good example is: China is in debt to america for about 53 billion. America is also in debt to china for about 34 billion. But neither is willing to just say "Hey, can we pay off this debt by knocking off some of yours?" because we're all in such economic shit that we need actual money. The world is in debt to no one, its just that all the countries on it are all too stubborn to let bygones be bygones and forgive debts that make sense to forgive. Thats why america is trying to get the oil in brazil and the middle east, why russia is re-claiming land that was taken from it after the fall of the soviet union, why china, thailand, and japan are all argueing over The Sea of Japan (rich in oil, fish, and a great trade route), and why Scotland tried to leave the UK, but ended up going back in. Its all to try to get money to pay off debts, or get rid of the people they're in debt too. Personally, I think the UN should just get together and talk about the debt, but no countries want to admit they're low financials to the others, in case two forgive debts, end up temporarily weaker for the lack of fake money, and get invaded by the USA, Russia, Germany, or China. The issue is, all the debts would have to be taken care of at once, or someone will end up having much, much more than everyone else and have the means to take over. So its kind of like a big mexican standoff.
User avatar #176 - wisdombranch (09/21/2014) [-]
Mexican standoff.... that makes sense now.

Does moden Germany really have a thing for invading places?
User avatar #178 - pokimone (09/22/2014) [-]
Not really a thing for it per say, and it isn't just modern... the problem is that we germans can be a bit... feisty, when things are done perfectly. So when our country ends up bankrupt, and things start going bad, everyone gets pissed off and blames the countries we're in debt to or that caused the recession. Then someone gets some extreme ideas, rises up politically, and does something stupid that makes the rest of the world pissed. We caused the Third Crusade (to find valuable holy artifacts to get rid of debt), and the Hussite wars (so we didn't have to pay our debt to them) back in the middle ages, then the Thirty Years war with France so we didn't have to pay them back either, after that, Clausewitz rose to power in the government in the 1800s saying that war was the best way to raise funds from the people, and gain a better economy through weapons trade, then the War of Unification with Denmark and Prussia because they owed us money and we figured the best way to get it was to take it, then WWI because we convinced... I think it was serbia, to assasinate an arch duke that owed us a lot of trade he didn't follow through on, after that war, Hitler decided germany was in bad shape, and that the best way to fix it was to deport and take care of "problematic citizens" and to take back land that was taken in the War of Unification so we wouldn't have to keep paying france war reperations, which all started WWII. We even had a hand in the Cold War between the US and Russia, we tried to raise money by trading radioactive materials to build weapons to both sides. And now we're at now, where Greece, Latvia, Russia, Great Britain, and Egypt, are all in serious debt to us, and our economy is failing because of it. Great Britain is the only country that seems to have any intention of paying them back, and politicians here are getting pissy with the others, which is always how the whole "Reich" thing started... I don't want that to happen, so fingers crossed.
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#168 - So... aside from areas which benefit directly to foreign wealt…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/21/2014 on 'merica 0
User avatar #173 - pokimone (09/21/2014) [-]
Pretty much everywhere but the icelandic places are economic shitholes right now, Europe, Asia, a good portion of the americas, but its pretty bad in the EU.
The thing about Latvia, Estonia, and the Czech, is that they were never in any real debt. So while they were never that prosperous, they've kind of stayed at a standstill, which puts them ahead of the countries in debt right now. GB is just really well maintained and has managed to keep most of the poverty out.
Greece is I believe one of the poorest countries in the world right now, certainly the poorest in europe, it would be a few billion, but since they have next to no land, and almost no trade with outside countries, they're economy fell to shit when the rest of the worlds did, but they didn't have funds saved up to save themselves. They relied on tourism to keep everything going, and when everyone went into economic shit, people stopped visiting the smaller places like Greece.
Germany is a bit of a weird case, we loaned out tons of money to greece, and a few other countries, the problem is, none of them can pay us back. So we kind of fucked ourselves. Our taxes are also stupidly low, but for some reason everyone gets upset when they try to raise them, even though we desperately need it so we don't end up like greece. Really, what I'm worried about is that every single time in history germany's gone bankrupt, we've suddenly decided to take back what we loaned out by force, and kind of fuck over the world. It happens consistently everytime we're about to hit rock bottom. Not just WWI and WWII, so I'm hoping that we don't end up at rock bottom so we can avoid WWIII. But really, the lack of tourism hit germany hard too, so that isn't helping the economy at all.
User avatar #174 - wisdombranch (09/21/2014) [-]
Question: If all of us are in debt to other countries..... who is not in debt?

If there was a debt consolidation company for the entire world.... who would we all have to pay off? Like if two countries owe each other money then only one actually owes money... equal to the difference in debt.
User avatar #175 - pokimone (09/21/2014) [-]
Thats exactly why its all so stupid. A good example is: China is in debt to america for about 53 billion. America is also in debt to china for about 34 billion. But neither is willing to just say "Hey, can we pay off this debt by knocking off some of yours?" because we're all in such economic shit that we need actual money. The world is in debt to no one, its just that all the countries on it are all too stubborn to let bygones be bygones and forgive debts that make sense to forgive. Thats why america is trying to get the oil in brazil and the middle east, why russia is re-claiming land that was taken from it after the fall of the soviet union, why china, thailand, and japan are all argueing over The Sea of Japan (rich in oil, fish, and a great trade route), and why Scotland tried to leave the UK, but ended up going back in. Its all to try to get money to pay off debts, or get rid of the people they're in debt too. Personally, I think the UN should just get together and talk about the debt, but no countries want to admit they're low financials to the others, in case two forgive debts, end up temporarily weaker for the lack of fake money, and get invaded by the USA, Russia, Germany, or China. The issue is, all the debts would have to be taken care of at once, or someone will end up having much, much more than everyone else and have the means to take over. So its kind of like a big mexican standoff.
User avatar #176 - wisdombranch (09/21/2014) [-]
Mexican standoff.... that makes sense now.

Does moden Germany really have a thing for invading places?
User avatar #178 - pokimone (09/22/2014) [-]
Not really a thing for it per say, and it isn't just modern... the problem is that we germans can be a bit... feisty, when things are done perfectly. So when our country ends up bankrupt, and things start going bad, everyone gets pissed off and blames the countries we're in debt to or that caused the recession. Then someone gets some extreme ideas, rises up politically, and does something stupid that makes the rest of the world pissed. We caused the Third Crusade (to find valuable holy artifacts to get rid of debt), and the Hussite wars (so we didn't have to pay our debt to them) back in the middle ages, then the Thirty Years war with France so we didn't have to pay them back either, after that, Clausewitz rose to power in the government in the 1800s saying that war was the best way to raise funds from the people, and gain a better economy through weapons trade, then the War of Unification with Denmark and Prussia because they owed us money and we figured the best way to get it was to take it, then WWI because we convinced... I think it was serbia, to assasinate an arch duke that owed us a lot of trade he didn't follow through on, after that war, Hitler decided germany was in bad shape, and that the best way to fix it was to deport and take care of "problematic citizens" and to take back land that was taken in the War of Unification so we wouldn't have to keep paying france war reperations, which all started WWII. We even had a hand in the Cold War between the US and Russia, we tried to raise money by trading radioactive materials to build weapons to both sides. And now we're at now, where Greece, Latvia, Russia, Great Britain, and Egypt, are all in serious debt to us, and our economy is failing because of it. Great Britain is the only country that seems to have any intention of paying them back, and politicians here are getting pissy with the others, which is always how the whole "Reich" thing started... I don't want that to happen, so fingers crossed.
#158 - What is it that makes America the greatest? 09/21/2014 on 'merica 0
#157 - Show you face, sir. 09/21/2014 on 'merica 0
#152 - America was, but it is not anymore. When a country starts bel…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2014 on 'merica 0
#156 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/21/2014) [-]
You can go fuck yourself. Fuck off with your wrong opinion you filthy traitor.
User avatar #158 - wisdombranch (09/21/2014) [-]
What is it that makes America the greatest?
User avatar #157 - wisdombranch (09/21/2014) [-]
Show you face, sir.
#88 - How the people behave is really a regional thing: So…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/21/2014 on 'merica +1
User avatar #160 - pokimone (09/21/2014) [-]
From the places I've been, it seems like Great Britain has the highest standard of living, yeah. Outside of the main tourist areas, France is polluted like no ones business, beautiful countryside, but too many factories and things like that, the air quality is awful, and sickness is marginally higher than other places. Italy is beautiful, clean, and well off, but most of the cities have next to no space. Large families live in small homes, and it leads to overcrowding, the same goes for Spain. Germany, as much as I love it, is the opposite, there arn't huge amounts of people, but unfourtunatly, we also have very little money, and our economy is currently worse than almost any, things are expensive as hell here and the job market is next to nothing. Russia... well... its cold as balls in the northern sections, and in the southern sections, the roads, and public services are awful. Remember the hotels they built for the olympics? Missing walls, holes in the ceiling, cracked bumpy roads and backed up plumbing? Its the same for a large number of the cities, again, not in the really touristy areas, but for the average person, its not great. The icelandic areas are pretty well off, but theres a huge wealth gap. The rich are filthy rich, but the poor have ext to nothing, and that throws off the average. The wealthy live like kings, and the poor like peasants. Scotland and Ireland have economies much like germany's right now, Greece is so poor its basically up for sale. Malta, Romania, and Portugal have severe sickness and not much in the way of healthcare. Great Britain, Latvia, Estonia, and the Czech Republic have it the best there is in Europe right now, and the past 7 or so years. Good space, good healthcare, enough food, economies arn't amazing, but there are still jobs ad the average person can afford food and shelter, crime is at a low, and the citizens seem mostly happy. So thats basically Europe in a nutshell right now.
User avatar #168 - wisdombranch (09/21/2014) [-]
So... aside from areas which benefit directly to foreign wealths visiting them... the EU is an economic shithole.
Great Britain, Latvia, Estonia, and the Czech Republic have it the best there is in Europe right now....(O_0) WOW.... I had figured (save GB) that they would have been the worst off.

Interesting about Greece.... how much would the USA have to pay to buy Greece?

I thought Germany was doing rather well, rather strong.... Germany had loaned a massive bit to Greece... is a reason for your weakness that Greece has no hope/intention of paying back?
User avatar #173 - pokimone (09/21/2014) [-]
Pretty much everywhere but the icelandic places are economic shitholes right now, Europe, Asia, a good portion of the americas, but its pretty bad in the EU.
The thing about Latvia, Estonia, and the Czech, is that they were never in any real debt. So while they were never that prosperous, they've kind of stayed at a standstill, which puts them ahead of the countries in debt right now. GB is just really well maintained and has managed to keep most of the poverty out.
Greece is I believe one of the poorest countries in the world right now, certainly the poorest in europe, it would be a few billion, but since they have next to no land, and almost no trade with outside countries, they're economy fell to shit when the rest of the worlds did, but they didn't have funds saved up to save themselves. They relied on tourism to keep everything going, and when everyone went into economic shit, people stopped visiting the smaller places like Greece.
Germany is a bit of a weird case, we loaned out tons of money to greece, and a few other countries, the problem is, none of them can pay us back. So we kind of fucked ourselves. Our taxes are also stupidly low, but for some reason everyone gets upset when they try to raise them, even though we desperately need it so we don't end up like greece. Really, what I'm worried about is that every single time in history germany's gone bankrupt, we've suddenly decided to take back what we loaned out by force, and kind of fuck over the world. It happens consistently everytime we're about to hit rock bottom. Not just WWI and WWII, so I'm hoping that we don't end up at rock bottom so we can avoid WWIII. But really, the lack of tourism hit germany hard too, so that isn't helping the economy at all.
User avatar #174 - wisdombranch (09/21/2014) [-]
Question: If all of us are in debt to other countries..... who is not in debt?

If there was a debt consolidation company for the entire world.... who would we all have to pay off? Like if two countries owe each other money then only one actually owes money... equal to the difference in debt.
User avatar #175 - pokimone (09/21/2014) [-]
Thats exactly why its all so stupid. A good example is: China is in debt to america for about 53 billion. America is also in debt to china for about 34 billion. But neither is willing to just say "Hey, can we pay off this debt by knocking off some of yours?" because we're all in such economic shit that we need actual money. The world is in debt to no one, its just that all the countries on it are all too stubborn to let bygones be bygones and forgive debts that make sense to forgive. Thats why america is trying to get the oil in brazil and the middle east, why russia is re-claiming land that was taken from it after the fall of the soviet union, why china, thailand, and japan are all argueing over The Sea of Japan (rich in oil, fish, and a great trade route), and why Scotland tried to leave the UK, but ended up going back in. Its all to try to get money to pay off debts, or get rid of the people they're in debt too. Personally, I think the UN should just get together and talk about the debt, but no countries want to admit they're low financials to the others, in case two forgive debts, end up temporarily weaker for the lack of fake money, and get invaded by the USA, Russia, Germany, or China. The issue is, all the debts would have to be taken care of at once, or someone will end up having much, much more than everyone else and have the means to take over. So its kind of like a big mexican standoff.
User avatar #176 - wisdombranch (09/21/2014) [-]
Mexican standoff.... that makes sense now.

Does moden Germany really have a thing for invading places?
User avatar #178 - pokimone (09/22/2014) [-]
Not really a thing for it per say, and it isn't just modern... the problem is that we germans can be a bit... feisty, when things are done perfectly. So when our country ends up bankrupt, and things start going bad, everyone gets pissed off and blames the countries we're in debt to or that caused the recession. Then someone gets some extreme ideas, rises up politically, and does something stupid that makes the rest of the world pissed. We caused the Third Crusade (to find valuable holy artifacts to get rid of debt), and the Hussite wars (so we didn't have to pay our debt to them) back in the middle ages, then the Thirty Years war with France so we didn't have to pay them back either, after that, Clausewitz rose to power in the government in the 1800s saying that war was the best way to raise funds from the people, and gain a better economy through weapons trade, then the War of Unification with Denmark and Prussia because they owed us money and we figured the best way to get it was to take it, then WWI because we convinced... I think it was serbia, to assasinate an arch duke that owed us a lot of trade he didn't follow through on, after that war, Hitler decided germany was in bad shape, and that the best way to fix it was to deport and take care of "problematic citizens" and to take back land that was taken in the War of Unification so we wouldn't have to keep paying france war reperations, which all started WWII. We even had a hand in the Cold War between the US and Russia, we tried to raise money by trading radioactive materials to build weapons to both sides. And now we're at now, where Greece, Latvia, Russia, Great Britain, and Egypt, are all in serious debt to us, and our economy is failing because of it. Great Britain is the only country that seems to have any intention of paying them back, and politicians here are getting pissy with the others, which is always how the whole "Reich" thing started... I don't want that to happen, so fingers crossed.

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User avatar #21 - GabeAsher (05/07/2013) [-]
hey man, I was just wondering, if you dont play items anymore, is it cool if I get yours? :)

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
User avatar #22 to #21 - wisdombranch (05/07/2013) [-]
some of them.... how?
User avatar #23 to #22 - GabeAsher (05/08/2013) [-]
I send a trade request, you get a notification, click on go to items interface, go to the tab that says requests received, click on my request and then do the captcha and accept :D
Just tell me which ones you dont wanna give away so I can make the trade :P
Thank you by the way :)
User avatar #24 to #23 - wisdombranch (05/08/2013) [-]
Trade request has not been received.
User avatar #16 - SonicTeam (04/17/2013) [-]
Question: Did you add me cause you saw my erotic?
User avatar #17 to #16 - wisdombranch (04/17/2013) [-]
no, which one?
User avatar #18 to #17 - SonicTeam (04/17/2013) [-]
Wait...Nvm. You're Zach from FB.
User avatar #19 to #18 - wisdombranch (04/17/2013) [-]
yeah, sup?
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I forgot it was you. LOL. So why the add?
#1 - User (08/24/2012) [-]
Your virginity... I have it.
#2 to #1 - wisdombranch (08/24/2012) [-]
yes, darling, you do and I am a little disconcerted by it.
#3 to #2 - User (08/24/2012) [-]
I am sorry you feel that way.
#4 to #3 - wisdombranch (08/24/2012) [-]
Nevermind....wanna go again?
#5 to #4 - User (08/24/2012) [-]
I am going to sleep.
#6 to #5 - wisdombranch (08/24/2012) [-]
Should have figured my first time would be ... unimpressive.
#8 to #6 - User (08/24/2012) [-]
<-- oh btw guy just in case you didn't know.

Don't want any unpleasant revelations.
#12 to #11 - User (08/24/2012) [-]
Successful trap?
#13 to #12 - wisdombranch (08/24/2012) [-]
yes... good night.
#14 to #13 - wisdombranch (08/24/2012) [-]
just kidding
User avatar #15 to #14 - User (08/24/2012) [-]
Oh well.
User avatar #10 to #8 - User (08/24/2012) [-]
<----- *oh btw, guy, just...
#7 to #6 - User (08/24/2012) [-]
My first time was full of compliments... You could always lie and act like you still have your virginity.
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