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wisdombranch

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Video Games Played: YES
Date Signed Up:10/27/2010
Last Login:8/05/2015
Location:USANineThreeSeven
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#4 - This cat, This freakin cat is what so many owners want. …  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Pet me pls +6
User avatar #5 - zeroqp (1 hour ago) [-]
but then I feel like a shithead because my cat begs for attention and is adorable by interrupting my gaming and laying on my keyboard and stuff. I game enough, but I could always gain more to silence my anxiety
#9 - You can drown in that stuff very easily. Two guys did I know.… 2 hours ago on I wonder if it feels like... +1
#46 - If you are wizard, is it possible for you to curse yourself to…  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Harry potter tumblr comp 0
User avatar #72 - Encarna (1 hour ago) [-]
He's reading A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking. Talks about the Big Bang and blacks holes and stuff.
#90 - Go look at HYDROFOIL in wikipedia... same principle. … 3 hours ago on Dirt Bike Surfing 0
#68 - You can see the showmasters face and it reads: I would break … 4 hours ago on Horrible accident at... +3
#256 - 23 or 18 or 35 DAYS 4 hours ago on Planned Parenthood gets A+ 0
#255 - As a pro-lifer, I cannot advocate any "birth control"…  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on Planned Parenthood gets A+ 0
User avatar #256 - wisdombranch (4 hours ago) [-]
23 or 18 or 35 DAYS
#254 - Never heard of Phimosis, but, I have had [Lifestyles extra sen…  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Planned Parenthood gets A+ 0
User avatar #258 - elcreepo (1 hour ago) [-]
My fiancee and I found that spermicidal lubricated, E-Z trojans work best. They don't constrict the penis too much or get in the way of feeling good.

Plus we've done this test where we poked a hole in a used one and filled it with water and it didn't come out until the condom filled WAY up.

The problem with a bigger one is that the semen might leak out the top but that can happen with any condom.
#253 - Can we get your thoughts on Progesterone Implants?  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Planned Parenthood gets A+ 0
User avatar #257 - elcreepo (1 hour ago) [-]
I dislike needles. But that's just me. I see no reason NOT to get one if you don't mind having a stick left inside you.

Also ever since vaginal meshing turned out to really be quite dangerous I'm wary of all implants. Stupid, I know, considering this is literally just putting a three year's worth of pill inside you.

It's really just more of my fear of needles and the possibility of the stick stabbing its way outside of my arm.

I absolutely hate that it's so easy to forget to take your pill, though.
#252 - And here is the first reasonable thing you have said. 5 hours ago on Planned Parenthood gets A+ 0

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User avatar #26 - wisdombranch ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
I have seen some stupid stuff on this site--stuff to take off a full IQ point off the entire internet. I am wisdom-branch. I cannot fix all this intellectual destruction. But if I can, over the course of my life, help raise our collective IQ by just one point,m then my life is worth living. Thank you, FJ.
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User avatar #21 - GabeAsher (05/07/2013) [-]
hey man, I was just wondering, if you dont play items anymore, is it cool if I get yours? :)

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
User avatar #22 to #21 - wisdombranch ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
some of them.... how?
User avatar #23 to #22 - GabeAsher (05/08/2013) [-]
I send a trade request, you get a notification, click on go to items interface, go to the tab that says requests received, click on my request and then do the captcha and accept :D
Just tell me which ones you dont wanna give away so I can make the trade :P
Thank you by the way :)
User avatar #24 to #23 - wisdombranch ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
Trade request has not been received.
User avatar #16 - SonicTeam (04/17/2013) [-]
Question: Did you add me cause you saw my erotic?
User avatar #17 to #16 - wisdombranch ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
no, which one?
User avatar #18 to #17 - SonicTeam (04/17/2013) [-]
Wait...Nvm. You're Zach from FB.
User avatar #19 to #18 - wisdombranch ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
yeah, sup?
User avatar #20 to #19 - SonicTeam (04/17/2013) [-]
I forgot it was you. LOL. So why the add?
#1 - User (08/24/2012) [-]
Your virginity... I have it.
#2 to #1 - wisdombranch ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
yes, darling, you do and I am a little disconcerted by it.
#3 to #2 - User (08/24/2012) [-]
I am sorry you feel that way.
#4 to #3 - wisdombranch ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
Nevermind....wanna go again?
#5 to #4 - User (08/24/2012) [-]
I am going to sleep.
#6 to #5 - wisdombranch ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
Should have figured my first time would be ... unimpressive.
#8 to #6 - User (08/24/2012) [-]
<-- oh btw guy just in case you didn't know.

Don't want any unpleasant revelations.
#12 to #11 - User (08/24/2012) [-]
Successful trap?
#13 to #12 - wisdombranch ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
yes... good night.
#14 to #13 - wisdombranch ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
just kidding
User avatar #15 to #14 - User (08/24/2012) [-]
Oh well.
User avatar #10 to #8 - User (08/24/2012) [-]
<----- *oh btw, guy, just...
#7 to #6 - User (08/24/2012) [-]
My first time was full of compliments... You could always lie and act like you still have your virginity.
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