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Gender: male
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: 360, Xbone
Video Games Played: Bf4, Bf3, COD, skyrim, AC3 and Black Flag, FO4
X-box Gamertag: winsauceiswin
Interests: electrical engineering, creative writing
Date Signed Up:6/02/2011
Last Login:5/16/2016
Location:Ohio Murica
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#36 - bendingtimeisgood (04/12/2016) [-]
I agree. If Rey is a marry sue, then so was Luke.
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#920 - lol what the **** is wrong with you? 12/12/2014 on Sexodus 0
#812 - i'm in amaerica and lived here my whole life lol. sec…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Sexodus 0
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#823 - kingderps (12/10/2014) [-]
"707 people in prison for every 100,000"

Small subset = misleading wording. A small portion of a massive number is still a big number.

According to the U.S. Bureau of Justice Statistics (BJS), 2,266,800 adults were incarcerated in U.S. federal and state prisons

Prison bitches are a well documented occurrence in all prisons, do you dispute that? Don't.

We have transgender (men acting like woman) who already fit the role of femizazi and they are obviously numerous, even if a small minority, one could argue all feminazis are a small minority anyway.

Yes, don't argue anymore. You're done.

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#920 - winsauceiswin (12/12/2014) [-]
lol what the fuck is wrong with you?
#804 - prison represents a small and specific subset of men i think i…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Sexodus 0
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#809 - kingderps (12/10/2014) [-]
A small subset? You haven't heard of America, we put everyone in prison here. Our prison populations are massive, more that enough for an accurate test sample.
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#812 - winsauceiswin (12/10/2014) [-]
i'm in amaerica and lived here my whole life lol.

second, yes, a small subset.

third, i'm not arguing this anymore lol
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#823 - kingderps (12/10/2014) [-]
"707 people in prison for every 100,000"

Small subset = misleading wording. A small portion of a massive number is still a big number.

According to the U.S. Bureau of Justice Statistics (BJS), 2,266,800 adults were incarcerated in U.S. federal and state prisons

Prison bitches are a well documented occurrence in all prisons, do you dispute that? Don't.

We have transgender (men acting like woman) who already fit the role of femizazi and they are obviously numerous, even if a small minority, one could argue all feminazis are a small minority anyway.

Yes, don't argue anymore. You're done.

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#920 - winsauceiswin (12/12/2014) [-]
lol what the fuck is wrong with you?
#798 - i disagree!!! lol  [+] (6 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Sexodus 0
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#801 - kingderps (12/10/2014) [-]
No, I can see it already. Just look at prison. "Us bitch-men can't get equal opportunity, because man-men are sexist!"
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#804 - winsauceiswin (12/10/2014) [-]
prison represents a small and specific subset of men i think it's an inaccurate example. all male society would work out fine and the biggest issue would be violence not who's more attractive. besides RIGHT NOW men aren't saying those things about other men so why would it change? the most men complain about is friendzone
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#809 - kingderps (12/10/2014) [-]
A small subset? You haven't heard of America, we put everyone in prison here. Our prison populations are massive, more that enough for an accurate test sample.
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#812 - winsauceiswin (12/10/2014) [-]
i'm in amaerica and lived here my whole life lol.

second, yes, a small subset.

third, i'm not arguing this anymore lol
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#823 - kingderps (12/10/2014) [-]
"707 people in prison for every 100,000"

Small subset = misleading wording. A small portion of a massive number is still a big number.

According to the U.S. Bureau of Justice Statistics (BJS), 2,266,800 adults were incarcerated in U.S. federal and state prisons

Prison bitches are a well documented occurrence in all prisons, do you dispute that? Don't.

We have transgender (men acting like woman) who already fit the role of femizazi and they are obviously numerous, even if a small minority, one could argue all feminazis are a small minority anyway.

Yes, don't argue anymore. You're done.

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#920 - winsauceiswin (12/12/2014) [-]
lol what the fuck is wrong with you?
#787 - all men should become gay we all date each other women…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Sexodus 0
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#824 - SilentStranger (12/10/2014) [-]
Steve Hughes: the straight gay men, and gay of straight men

Kinda reminds me of this.
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#797 - kingderps (12/10/2014) [-]
All that would happens is the prettiest men would become the new women and the problem would repeat itself.
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#798 - winsauceiswin (12/10/2014) [-]
i disagree!!! lol
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#801 - kingderps (12/10/2014) [-]
No, I can see it already. Just look at prison. "Us bitch-men can't get equal opportunity, because man-men are sexist!"
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#804 - winsauceiswin (12/10/2014) [-]
prison represents a small and specific subset of men i think it's an inaccurate example. all male society would work out fine and the biggest issue would be violence not who's more attractive. besides RIGHT NOW men aren't saying those things about other men so why would it change? the most men complain about is friendzone
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#809 - kingderps (12/10/2014) [-]
A small subset? You haven't heard of America, we put everyone in prison here. Our prison populations are massive, more that enough for an accurate test sample.
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#812 - winsauceiswin (12/10/2014) [-]
i'm in amaerica and lived here my whole life lol.

second, yes, a small subset.

third, i'm not arguing this anymore lol
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#823 - kingderps (12/10/2014) [-]
"707 people in prison for every 100,000"

Small subset = misleading wording. A small portion of a massive number is still a big number.

According to the U.S. Bureau of Justice Statistics (BJS), 2,266,800 adults were incarcerated in U.S. federal and state prisons

Prison bitches are a well documented occurrence in all prisons, do you dispute that? Don't.

We have transgender (men acting like woman) who already fit the role of femizazi and they are obviously numerous, even if a small minority, one could argue all feminazis are a small minority anyway.

Yes, don't argue anymore. You're done.

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#920 - winsauceiswin (12/12/2014) [-]
lol what the fuck is wrong with you?
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#74 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#73 - winsauceiswin (06/11/2014) [-]
NUMBER 21
#60 - jingleforth (02/19/2014) [-]
I like your text color.
#61 to #60 - winsauceiswin (02/19/2014) [-]
and what color is that lol
#62 to #61 - jingleforth (02/19/2014) [-]
White.
#63 to #62 - winsauceiswin (02/19/2014) [-]
thaaaaaaaanks
#64 to #63 - jingleforth (02/19/2014) [-]
Mine's red.
And permanent :/

How are you today?
#65 to #64 - winsauceiswin (02/19/2014) [-]
lol yeah your text color is kinda hard to read

i'm fine

you?
#66 to #65 - jingleforth (02/19/2014) [-]
I'm doing great.

Next year, I'm going with my british friend to san francisco for a whole week! I'm so excited!
#67 to #66 - winsauceiswin (02/19/2014) [-]
nice
#68 to #67 - jingleforth (02/19/2014) [-]
what should I do in san francisco?
#69 to #68 - winsauceiswin (02/19/2014) [-]
see the golden gate bridge
see the redwood trees
ride on a trolly
visit the shops and fine restaurants
take a tour of Alcatraz
#70 to #69 - jingleforth (02/19/2014) [-]
Thank you!

HAVE A NICE NIGHT!
#71 to #70 - winsauceiswin (02/19/2014) [-]
you're welcome have a nice night too
#52 - ryanfitzy (02/04/2013) [-]
Wow man, you're hella generous. Ty for your 10,000+ FJ Points.
#53 to #52 - winsauceiswin (02/04/2013) [-]
lol np, imaginary points on a website do with them what you will XD
#50 - ryanfitzy (02/04/2013) [-]
Hilarious comment, I sent you some items lol.
#51 to #50 - winsauceiswin (02/04/2013) [-]
what comment? btw thanks for the items lol
#45 - winsauceiswin (12/07/2012) [-]
thuntking if you want to say something you can. i won't be mad or anything...
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#47 to #46 - winsauceiswin (12/07/2012) [-]
no, sorry i didn't see it =/
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#49 to #48 - winsauceiswin (12/07/2012) [-]
oh...no i'm not gay sorry dude =/
#54 to #49 - Proximity (02/16/2014) [-]
That's very unfortunate.
#55 to #54 - winsauceiswin (02/16/2014) [-]
buh why?
#56 to #55 - Proximity (02/16/2014) [-]
Anal's totally rad, dude. You need to be open to that sort of thing.

Plus I doubt you can suck your own dick, so how else will you try giving a blowjob?
#57 to #56 - winsauceiswin (02/16/2014) [-]
i'd be open to try anything but i'm in a committed relationship with a female so there's no more exploring for me lol
#58 to #57 - Proximity (02/16/2014) [-]
There's still a chance.

She may pull out a strapon
Or you may decide to get a dog

Get real daring, maybe a pony.
Not a horse though. A pony is really pushing it, a horse will definitely rupture something. Don't get too ambitious.
#59 to #58 - winsauceiswin (02/16/2014) [-]
k
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#40 - TheBigGummyBear (11/15/2012) [-]
I saw your post about engineering. I am also interested in becoming one but my only concern is I'm under the impression engineer means you're a god at maths. I'm on a B- for maths B (which wherever your from, involves moderate-difficult maths that involves some physics and calc etc. but not alot.) I'm just wondering because I start next year and I'm worried I will be very behind.

I didn't do physics, but people tell me it's not a big deal as the university i'm going to is amazing at teaching it, so don't worry about that. I'm just concerned about how hard the math is for someone who does average - good at it.
#41 to #40 - winsauceiswin (11/15/2012) [-]
The math isn't too difficult as long as you pay attention and are diligent as far as homework goes. If you just pay attention in class, do your assignments and read the book you'll do very well! Don't stress too much about it; if math prodigies were the only people getting engineering degrees there'd be far less engineers lol. Also a handy saying that will keep your hopes up if you start doing worse than you thought you would do "Always remember, C's get degrees!" lol. don't LIVE by that saying but also let it remind you that it's okay to struggle in a class and get as long as you can get a C.
#42 to #41 - TheBigGummyBear (11/16/2012) [-]
thanks man i just graduated high school 1 hour ago and this has made me feel much more confident :D
#43 to #42 - winsauceiswin (11/16/2012) [-]
lol np bro; plus, engineers are typically the coolest guys on campus. all the ladies know we'll be the richest mother ******* upon graduation. unless you're a girl then it's all the guys lol
#23 - theugandanhero (09/25/2012) [-]
Oi!
#24 to #23 - winsauceiswin (09/25/2012) [-]
lulwut?
#25 to #24 - theugandanhero (09/25/2012) [-]
You're into programming?
#26 to #25 - winsauceiswin (09/25/2012) [-]
well it's part of my major lol
#27 to #26 - theugandanhero (09/25/2012) [-]
Nice nice, lol.
May I ask you a question if you can be bothered?
#28 to #27 - winsauceiswin (09/25/2012) [-]
sure i don't care
#29 to #28 - theugandanhero (09/25/2012) [-]
Okay, and this is me being 100% serious:
Where do I begin the process of learning how to program? Like, is there anything to go to online or..?
#30 to #29 - winsauceiswin (09/25/2012) [-]
fist you should understand what language you want to use. depending on what you want to apply your programming to you will need a certain language. if you plan on making websites you'll want to learn html coding but if you want to write software for machines (like program an aoutomated device) you would want to learn C++. Java is a good program to get started with because it's pretty simple and has some similarities to C++ and other "big" programming languages. there aren't many free online places to learn programming that I'm personally aware of. But what you can do is download a compiler which allows you to write your own code and when you click "compile" it will read your code and point out any flaws in it. the program is called "blue jay" here's the link http://www.bluej.org/download/download.html you'll want to download the first option if you're on vista or windows plat form and then obviously there's a download for mac. After you get this you could go online and look up things in google and learn how to do certain actions. i could also just give you some notes maybe? idk
#31 to #30 - winsauceiswin (09/25/2012) [-]
import java.util.*;
public class Lab2Problem1
{
public static void main(String args [])
{
Scanner input = new Scanner(System.in);
double average, number1;
System.out.print("What is the first number? ");
number1 = input.nextDouble();
System.out.print("What is the second number? ");
number1 = input.nextDouble();
System.out.print("What is the third number? ");
number1 = input.nextDouble();
System.out.print("What is the fourth number? ");
number1 = input.nextDouble();
System.out.print("What is the fifth number? ");
number1 = number1 + number1;
number1 = input.nextDouble();
average = number1/5;
System.out.print("Average: " + average);
}
}
here is a program we wrote in class (it's really simple) you can copy it into blue jay once you've download it and then click "compile" and then run it.
#32 to #31 - winsauceiswin (09/25/2012) [-]
i'll post more instructional pictures
#35 to #34 - winsauceiswin (09/25/2012) [-]
just do a bit of research on your own and you should be able to find something about java somewhere. go to your library and look up a book for basic java programming. that will be a good start. hope this helps you
#36 to #35 - theugandanhero (09/25/2012) [-]
Well it's definitely a good start, man thanks!
Does it get a little easier once one familiarizes himself with this information and such?
#37 to #36 - winsauceiswin (09/26/2012) [-]
yeah i find it really easy and fun, i write programs just for ***** and gigs sometimes lol
#38 to #37 - theugandanhero (09/26/2012) [-]
Lol nice!
Anyway, it's telling me that I need the Java Development Kit. Would you happen to have any useful links to get a good download?
#39 to #38 - winsauceiswin (09/26/2012) [-]
http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/index.html here you go, you'll have to find which JDK you need but it shouldn't be too hard. basically the way that program works is you enter text into a JVS (java virtual machine) and then compiles it using a JDK (java development kit)
#21 - anon (08/25/2012) [-]
Your gunna be some homeless worthless ******* bitch some day and when I see you, I'm going to ******* spit on your ******* face you prick.

P.s. This isn't a random anon, it's someone you know and when you find out, hmu so we can settle this in a fight so i can leave you ****** up on thew street.
#22 to #21 - winsauceiswin (09/06/2012) [-]
hahah go **** yourself