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#125 - glycogen  [+] (5 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Coloured Text 0
User avatar #126 - glycogen (08/25/2014) [-]
whats up?
User avatar #127 - windson (08/25/2014) [-]
Read content OP, comment.
User avatar #129 - glycogen (08/25/2014) [-]
I dont troll in the classic sense. I just have an unpopular opinion.

Someone told me that if I reach maximum red thumbs my username becomes pink......

Thats kind of the opposite of this idea
User avatar #134 - windson (08/25/2014) [-]
I'd do anything for color text or name.
User avatar #135 - glycogen (08/25/2014) [-]
I had colour text for one week after getting 1250 green thumbs on a Bizarro comic...

It definitely draws attention to you
#252 - Ohh I see. Big strong metal robots can't break through.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on Mike no!! +1
User avatar #256 - johnnyferno (08/25/2014) [-]
We actually don't know HOW strong they are. And they need a certain speed along with a good amount of power to break through the glass. They are hard built robots yes, but unless they have the speed and control to lift their arms and strike, I am not sure how much success they will have at breaking the glass. Plus, they aren't incredibly intelligent AI, they are restuarant robots, built for rotating and occasional walking, so maybe they don't even think about it.
#13 - Picture 08/25/2014 on Uncle bens private collection +4
#231 - Why exactly can't they break through the window again?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Mike no!! +3
User avatar #345 - neverborn (08/25/2014) [-]
well, ignoring the crazy haunted spooky ghost shit that goes on, the bots are apparently just in a free-roaming mode to stop their servos from locking up. if they encounter an obstacle they just go around, rather than try to break it down.
then again the fox tries to get through the door but you could argue that they're programmed to know the layout of the place and what areas are traversable (doorways, halls) and what is not (windows, walls, ect.)
User avatar #243 - johnnyferno (08/25/2014) [-]
Security glass?
User avatar #252 - windson (08/25/2014) [-]
Ohh I see. Big strong metal robots can't break through.
User avatar #256 - johnnyferno (08/25/2014) [-]
We actually don't know HOW strong they are. And they need a certain speed along with a good amount of power to break through the glass. They are hard built robots yes, but unless they have the speed and control to lift their arms and strike, I am not sure how much success they will have at breaking the glass. Plus, they aren't incredibly intelligent AI, they are restuarant robots, built for rotating and occasional walking, so maybe they don't even think about it.
#37 - >russian text 08/24/2014 on U wot m8? +3
#24 - Can you explain that Emmy joke to me?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2014 on (untitled) 0
#55 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/24/2014) [-]
they didnt get a emmy for poop jokes as loctos said.

the joke is that this is a series that has won an emmy. and this whole episode was about pooping. the whole episode gets progressively more juvinelle and the emmy joke shows up a couple more times at the more outrageous stuff
#30 - loctos (08/24/2014) [-]
They got an Emmy for poop jokes.
User avatar #49 - thetom (08/24/2014) [-]
It's not just poop jokes. look at that spectacular acting! for a second there, you really believe he's in a great deal of pain
#23 - The whole batch of meth they cooked. 08/24/2014 on (untitled) +8
#102 - ******* aren't a minority in Africa and nobody wa…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2014 on tumblr at work people +5
#116 - warlordstuart (08/24/2014) [-]
don't be too sure
#106 - huntergriff (08/24/2014) [-]
#4 - Picture 08/24/2014 on Don't Eyeball Me Boy! 0
#28 - **windson rolled image ** The burn center I go to. 08/23/2014 on Facebook -1
#35 - Not the thumbs.... What have I done... 08/23/2014 on You're having a better day... 0
#33 - Because that would've been going into too much detail, m9. Plu…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2014 on You're having a better day... +1
User avatar #34 - schwerdaddy (08/23/2014) [-]
But at what cost? Poor guy got 4 red thumbs in the process for your sick sense of humor.
#35 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
Not the thumbs....
What have I done...
#31 - But that's the thing. He must put on the costume.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/23/2014 on You're having a better day... 0
User avatar #32 - schwerdaddy (08/23/2014) [-]
Why did you not scrutinize op for not specifically saying "put hands on the ground, apply force towards ground with arms, regain balance as you ascend, shift all weight onto two feet and legs"? He didn't specifically describe every step of standing up, but that was okay because "Stand up." encompassed all necessary actions to complete the task. So when theguywhoaskswhy said, "Do your fucking job," he used that phrase to encompass any necessary action to complete the job, which includes putting on the costume.
User avatar #33 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
Because that would've been going into too much detail, m9. Plus, I was saying it with a hint of a joke.
User avatar #34 - schwerdaddy (08/23/2014) [-]
But at what cost? Poor guy got 4 red thumbs in the process for your sick sense of humor.
#35 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
Not the thumbs....
What have I done...
#29 - I doubt that's the job description.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/23/2014 on You're having a better day... 0
User avatar #30 - schwerdaddy (08/23/2014) [-]
Having to wear a costume is an encompassing term for the means of which the wearer puts on the costume. They have to hold the sign while wearing the costume by any means possible. In order to achieve that goal, they must put on the costume. There is no other possible way that they could do their job without putting on the costume.
User avatar #31 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
But that's the thing. He must put on the costume.
User avatar #32 - schwerdaddy (08/23/2014) [-]
Why did you not scrutinize op for not specifically saying "put hands on the ground, apply force towards ground with arms, regain balance as you ascend, shift all weight onto two feet and legs"? He didn't specifically describe every step of standing up, but that was okay because "Stand up." encompassed all necessary actions to complete the task. So when theguywhoaskswhy said, "Do your fucking job," he used that phrase to encompass any necessary action to complete the job, which includes putting on the costume.
User avatar #33 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
Because that would've been going into too much detail, m9. Plus, I was saying it with a hint of a joke.
User avatar #34 - schwerdaddy (08/23/2014) [-]
But at what cost? Poor guy got 4 red thumbs in the process for your sick sense of humor.
#35 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
Not the thumbs....
What have I done...
#27 - Doing his job is standing there with the costume swinging that…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/23/2014 on You're having a better day... 0
User avatar #28 - schwerdaddy (08/23/2014) [-]
Putting on the costume is also his job though.
User avatar #29 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
I doubt that's the job description.
User avatar #30 - schwerdaddy (08/23/2014) [-]
Having to wear a costume is an encompassing term for the means of which the wearer puts on the costume. They have to hold the sign while wearing the costume by any means possible. In order to achieve that goal, they must put on the costume. There is no other possible way that they could do their job without putting on the costume.
User avatar #31 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
But that's the thing. He must put on the costume.
User avatar #32 - schwerdaddy (08/23/2014) [-]
Why did you not scrutinize op for not specifically saying "put hands on the ground, apply force towards ground with arms, regain balance as you ascend, shift all weight onto two feet and legs"? He didn't specifically describe every step of standing up, but that was okay because "Stand up." encompassed all necessary actions to complete the task. So when theguywhoaskswhy said, "Do your fucking job," he used that phrase to encompass any necessary action to complete the job, which includes putting on the costume.
User avatar #33 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
Because that would've been going into too much detail, m9. Plus, I was saying it with a hint of a joke.
User avatar #34 - schwerdaddy (08/23/2014) [-]
But at what cost? Poor guy got 4 red thumbs in the process for your sick sense of humor.
#35 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
Not the thumbs....
What have I done...
#38 - Ahh so for them negotiation is important. Thanks, mate. 08/23/2014 on justice +1
#69 - I doubt it's actually shopped as opposed to greenscreened. 08/23/2014 on Entering class just before... 0
#316 - >actually admitting you're wrong instead of insulting the o… 08/23/2014 on (untitled) -1
#315 - What? Too cheap to pay for your hobby? 08/23/2014 on (untitled) 0
#314 - "Oh, yes, adventurer. I just need you to find Vvanderfell… 08/23/2014 on (untitled) +1
#313 - The UV mapping is ****** out the ass. 08/23/2014 on (untitled) 0
#16 - Meaning, he can't do his job unless he's wearing the suit. 08/23/2014 on You're having a better day... +4
#15 - 'Doing his job' is swinging the thing around. That's doing it.…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/23/2014 on You're having a better day... +1
User avatar #20 - schwerdaddy (08/23/2014) [-]
Where the fuck does that logic even come from? Wearing the costume is definitely part of doing her job. It seems like you agree, but then you go and discredit it as an "extra rule," whatever the hell that means.
User avatar #27 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
Doing his job is standing there with the costume swinging that sign.
He can't do his job unless he specifically puts his costume on.
See now?
User avatar #28 - schwerdaddy (08/23/2014) [-]
Putting on the costume is also his job though.
User avatar #29 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
I doubt that's the job description.
User avatar #30 - schwerdaddy (08/23/2014) [-]
Having to wear a costume is an encompassing term for the means of which the wearer puts on the costume. They have to hold the sign while wearing the costume by any means possible. In order to achieve that goal, they must put on the costume. There is no other possible way that they could do their job without putting on the costume.
User avatar #31 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
But that's the thing. He must put on the costume.
User avatar #32 - schwerdaddy (08/23/2014) [-]
Why did you not scrutinize op for not specifically saying "put hands on the ground, apply force towards ground with arms, regain balance as you ascend, shift all weight onto two feet and legs"? He didn't specifically describe every step of standing up, but that was okay because "Stand up." encompassed all necessary actions to complete the task. So when theguywhoaskswhy said, "Do your fucking job," he used that phrase to encompass any necessary action to complete the job, which includes putting on the costume.
User avatar #33 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
Because that would've been going into too much detail, m9. Plus, I was saying it with a hint of a joke.
User avatar #34 - schwerdaddy (08/23/2014) [-]
But at what cost? Poor guy got 4 red thumbs in the process for your sick sense of humor.
#35 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
Not the thumbs....
What have I done...
#13 - I'm going to take a wild guess here that he probably wouldn't …  [+] (13 new replies) 08/23/2014 on You're having a better day... +3
User avatar #14 - theguywhoaskswhy (08/23/2014) [-]
Then DO YOUR FUCKING JOB encompasses that quite well don't you think?
User avatar #16 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
Meaning, he can't do his job unless he's wearing the suit.
User avatar #15 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
'Doing his job' is swinging the thing around. That's doing it. Wearing the costume is extra rule.
User avatar #20 - schwerdaddy (08/23/2014) [-]
Where the fuck does that logic even come from? Wearing the costume is definitely part of doing her job. It seems like you agree, but then you go and discredit it as an "extra rule," whatever the hell that means.
User avatar #27 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
Doing his job is standing there with the costume swinging that sign.
He can't do his job unless he specifically puts his costume on.
See now?
User avatar #28 - schwerdaddy (08/23/2014) [-]
Putting on the costume is also his job though.
User avatar #29 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
I doubt that's the job description.
User avatar #30 - schwerdaddy (08/23/2014) [-]
Having to wear a costume is an encompassing term for the means of which the wearer puts on the costume. They have to hold the sign while wearing the costume by any means possible. In order to achieve that goal, they must put on the costume. There is no other possible way that they could do their job without putting on the costume.
User avatar #31 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
But that's the thing. He must put on the costume.
User avatar #32 - schwerdaddy (08/23/2014) [-]
Why did you not scrutinize op for not specifically saying "put hands on the ground, apply force towards ground with arms, regain balance as you ascend, shift all weight onto two feet and legs"? He didn't specifically describe every step of standing up, but that was okay because "Stand up." encompassed all necessary actions to complete the task. So when theguywhoaskswhy said, "Do your fucking job," he used that phrase to encompass any necessary action to complete the job, which includes putting on the costume.
User avatar #33 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
Because that would've been going into too much detail, m9. Plus, I was saying it with a hint of a joke.
User avatar #34 - schwerdaddy (08/23/2014) [-]
But at what cost? Poor guy got 4 red thumbs in the process for your sick sense of humor.
#35 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
Not the thumbs....
What have I done...
#11 - You forgot "Put on costume"  [+] (15 new replies) 08/23/2014 on You're having a better day... +8
User avatar #12 - theguywhoaskswhy (08/23/2014) [-]
Is the costume part of his job?
User avatar #13 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
I'm going to take a wild guess here that he probably wouldn't be wearing it if it wasn't mandatory.
User avatar #14 - theguywhoaskswhy (08/23/2014) [-]
Then DO YOUR FUCKING JOB encompasses that quite well don't you think?
User avatar #16 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
Meaning, he can't do his job unless he's wearing the suit.
User avatar #15 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
'Doing his job' is swinging the thing around. That's doing it. Wearing the costume is extra rule.
User avatar #20 - schwerdaddy (08/23/2014) [-]
Where the fuck does that logic even come from? Wearing the costume is definitely part of doing her job. It seems like you agree, but then you go and discredit it as an "extra rule," whatever the hell that means.
User avatar #27 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
Doing his job is standing there with the costume swinging that sign.
He can't do his job unless he specifically puts his costume on.
See now?
User avatar #28 - schwerdaddy (08/23/2014) [-]
Putting on the costume is also his job though.
User avatar #29 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
I doubt that's the job description.
User avatar #30 - schwerdaddy (08/23/2014) [-]
Having to wear a costume is an encompassing term for the means of which the wearer puts on the costume. They have to hold the sign while wearing the costume by any means possible. In order to achieve that goal, they must put on the costume. There is no other possible way that they could do their job without putting on the costume.
User avatar #31 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
But that's the thing. He must put on the costume.
User avatar #32 - schwerdaddy (08/23/2014) [-]
Why did you not scrutinize op for not specifically saying "put hands on the ground, apply force towards ground with arms, regain balance as you ascend, shift all weight onto two feet and legs"? He didn't specifically describe every step of standing up, but that was okay because "Stand up." encompassed all necessary actions to complete the task. So when theguywhoaskswhy said, "Do your fucking job," he used that phrase to encompass any necessary action to complete the job, which includes putting on the costume.
User avatar #33 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
Because that would've been going into too much detail, m9. Plus, I was saying it with a hint of a joke.
User avatar #34 - schwerdaddy (08/23/2014) [-]
But at what cost? Poor guy got 4 red thumbs in the process for your sick sense of humor.
#35 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
Not the thumbs....
What have I done...
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User avatar #28 to #27 - windson (08/23/2014) [-]
Chicken tastes better imho.
User avatar #15 - regimentbluefly (07/21/2014) [-]
**regimentbluefly rolls 86** Cmom rolling gods!
#26 to #15 - windson (07/26/2014) [-]
**windson rolls 526**
#24 to #15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/21/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 747**
User avatar #25 to #24 - regimentbluefly (07/21/2014) [-]
Dammit anon
User avatar #16 to #15 - windson (07/21/2014) [-]
**windson rolls 24**
stop making new comments just reply
User avatar #17 to #16 - regimentbluefly (07/21/2014) [-]
**regimentbluefly rolls 99**
#18 to #17 - windson (07/21/2014) [-]
**windson rolls 53**
User avatar #21 to #18 - regimentbluefly (07/21/2014) [-]
**regimentbluefly rolls 263**
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#22 to #19 - windson (07/21/2014) [-]
**windson rolls 239**
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**windson rolls 061**
User avatar #23 to #20 - regimentbluefly (07/21/2014) [-]
**regimentbluefly rolls 475**
User avatar #11 - regimentbluefly (07/21/2014) [-]
**regimentbluefly rolls 03**
User avatar #8 - regimentbluefly (07/21/2014) [-]
we suck at rolling
*roll 2*
User avatar #9 to #8 - windson (07/21/2014) [-]
**windson rolls 51**

My last few rolls have ended at 1. 41, 51, 91
User avatar #10 to #9 - windson (07/21/2014) [-]
**windson rolls 38**
now you have gotta be ******* me
User avatar #12 to #10 - regimentbluefly (07/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #13 to #12 - windson (07/21/2014) [-]
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aight aight check this out
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