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Date Signed Up:4/24/2013
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#67 - It Sure is! ;) 07/20/2014 on :^) +4
#235 - Hey, I have depression, and missed 4 months of school because … 07/18/2014 on tell addy your feels +1
#112 - I just got the joke of your original picture, the pony is lick…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on Thursday Random Chat 0
#144 - imadeanaccountforu (07/10/2014) [-]
#92 - I hope we become fast lovers. Shotgun on being the bottom ;)  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Thursday Random Chat 0
#99 - giglt (07/10/2014) [-]
Yis.
User avatar #112 - willisteal (07/10/2014) [-]
I just got the joke of your original picture, the pony is licking a cock! I'm a bit slow sometimes, but I make up for that by having no gag reflex!
#144 - imadeanaccountforu (07/10/2014) [-]
#87 - Ooh nasty, you're a girl. I don't need no fem tongue on my gaynus 07/10/2014 on Jump on the Cart thingy +2
#80 - I am gay, but unlike giglt, I am not a whore ...I only give handy js  [+] (5 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Thursday Random Chat +1
#87 - giglt (07/10/2014) [-]
I hope we become fast friends.
User avatar #92 - willisteal (07/10/2014) [-]
I hope we become fast lovers. Shotgun on being the bottom ;)
#99 - giglt (07/10/2014) [-]
Yis.
User avatar #112 - willisteal (07/10/2014) [-]
I just got the joke of your original picture, the pony is licking a cock! I'm a bit slow sometimes, but I make up for that by having no gag reflex!
#144 - imadeanaccountforu (07/10/2014) [-]
#82 - **willisteal rolled user psychadelicace ** Wipe the shit o…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Jump on the Cart thingy +4
User avatar #86 - psychadelicace (07/10/2014) [-]
yes sir
User avatar #87 - willisteal (07/10/2014) [-]
Ooh nasty, you're a girl. I don't need no fem tongue on my gaynus
#80 - Comment deleted 07/10/2014 on Jump on the Cart thingy 0
#107 - Picture 06/22/2014 on Do something +1
#106 - Picture 06/22/2014 on Do something 0

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User avatar #107 - hornack (02/24/2014) [-]
So could I have your fj points?
User avatar #108 to #107 - willisteal (02/24/2014) [-]
Why, what do they do?
User avatar #109 to #108 - hornack (02/24/2014) [-]
Because I like them.
Nothing, well if you play the item game then you can buy things with them.
User avatar #110 to #109 - willisteal (02/24/2014) [-]
So they're pretty valuable then?
User avatar #111 to #110 - hornack (02/24/2014) [-]
Something like that, not much though.

You can get items but that's it.
User avatar #112 to #111 - willisteal (02/24/2014) [-]
I'll give you my points if you convince Saudi Arabia to allow gay marriages inside the Kaaba in Mecca
User avatar #113 to #112 - hornack (02/24/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/willisteal/86#86

It's okay if you don't want to give them out, just say so
User avatar #114 to #113 - willisteal (02/25/2014) [-]
Okay, I'm sorry, i don't want to give them away
User avatar #94 - hornack (02/19/2014) [-]
How did it go?
User avatar #95 to #94 - willisteal (02/19/2014) [-]
Instead of coming out as gay, I came out about having anxiety and depression and got medication from the doctor! So that will help me in the future to come out. I'm taking it one step at a time!
User avatar #96 to #95 - hornack (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh, sorry to hear that mate. I hope you get better.
Yeah, you're right, one step at a time
User avatar #97 to #96 - willisteal (02/19/2014) [-]
I'm better for admitiing it than keeping it hidden, so I can get the help i need! It took strength to tell people! So thanks!
User avatar #98 to #97 - hornack (02/19/2014) [-]
It does help admitting something.
I understand, my gf has problems too and well she talk about it to her mom. She didn't really seemed to care but it made her feel a lot better.
I'm glad I could help, if you need anything I'm here.
User avatar #99 to #98 - willisteal (02/19/2014) [-]
Thanks, but my mother is very supportive as other family members also have similar problems. (Bi - Polar disorder)
User avatar #100 to #99 - hornack (02/19/2014) [-]
That makes sense and I'm glad you have a supportive family.

To be honest I don't know if its her mom or her, since she doesn't really ask for help.
User avatar #101 to #100 - willisteal (02/19/2014) [-]
You should let her know that you'll be supportive and helpful on any and all problems, no matter how embarrassing they are.
User avatar #102 to #101 - hornack (02/19/2014) [-]
Trust me I have.

She's a bit stubborn and well to be honest I haven't shown much that I care but I'm doing my best to do so now.
User avatar #103 to #102 - willisteal (02/19/2014) [-]
Well it's hard to help someone when you don't know what's wrong and they won't tell you. I've struggled with depression on and off for a few years and I finally made progress literally today, getting medicine from the doctor. It's just that it's difficult and embarrassing to admit that something is wrong with you, but once you admit it you can get help.
User avatar #104 to #103 - hornack (02/19/2014) [-]
It's harder when you're not physically there. I know most of her troubles, if not all but I can't do much but talk.
I'm glad you did.
User avatar #105 to #104 - willisteal (02/19/2014) [-]
Thanks. I'd say just give her time to open up to you. Showing her that you're there for her is all that you can do, the rest is up to her.
User avatar #106 to #105 - hornack (02/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, I guess so, thanks.
User avatar #71 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Hey, you might get this a lot and I'm sorry for bothering you with this but is there a way I could get your fj points?
User avatar #72 to #71 - willisteal (02/16/2014) [-]
And I'll tell you what I tell everyone else. $1 = 10 points
User avatar #73 to #72 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
No one will pay that.
User avatar #74 to #73 - willisteal (02/16/2014) [-]
Well I don't understand FJ points so I don't know what they're worth!
User avatar #75 to #74 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
They're just used for items. Nothing more.
If you want to get something out of it then maybe go for steam related things. Not many people do it but some have. It'll be hard to do so but I'm sure someone will end up doing it.
User avatar #76 to #75 - willisteal (02/16/2014) [-]
I'll give you the lot if you come out to my mother for me!
User avatar #77 to #76 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Maybe.
User avatar #78 to #77 - willisteal (02/16/2014) [-]
You have to say, " Ma'am, your son is gay and happy with it, and I swear ti fuck if you don't accept him for who he is, I'll cut off your head and shove a gay pride flag down your neck hole"
User avatar #79 to #78 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
I can do that.
User avatar #80 to #79 - willisteal (02/16/2014) [-]
Well, I'm joking obviously! But I'm really eager to come out since Ellen Page did it yesterday!
User avatar #81 to #80 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
I know that.

So you haven't gone out? Don't you miss the outside world?
User avatar #82 to #81 - willisteal (02/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, the shit is starting to pile really high in this closet, and I'm 19 years dehydrated!
User avatar #83 to #82 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Oh god.
Go tell everyone of your flaming homosexuality!
User avatar #84 to #83 - willisteal (02/16/2014) [-]
It's not really flaming, It's kind of mild, like a very cheesy enchilada
User avatar #85 to #84 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Oh.
Then tell everyone you're one gay cheesy enchilada!
Everyone is going to like you.
User avatar #86 to #85 - willisteal (02/16/2014) [-]
Okay, I'll make you a deal, if your words in your next reply to me inspire me to come out by 12 am. - Monday which is tomorrow night, then I'll give you all my FJ points!
User avatar #87 to #86 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Dude like seriously just do it. You don't need inspiration, you don't need me. All you need is love, all you need is love. Love, love, love!


Just go, like my gf said; those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
User avatar #88 to #87 - willisteal (02/16/2014) [-]
You're gay too?!
User avatar #89 to #88 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
That was a song. Didn't go so well.

I'm a dude.
User avatar #92 to #89 - willisteal (02/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, I changed the Feel's face to a smile instead of a standard feel!
User avatar #93 to #92 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Oh yeah. Didn't see that.
Well I hope it goes well.
#90 to #89 - willisteal (02/16/2014) [-]
I assumed you were a girl because of your pic!  Anyway, your Gf's words inspire me, I'll try tomorrow when my mother is awake!    
   
Pic related! TFW no gf
I assumed you were a girl because of your pic! Anyway, your Gf's words inspire me, I'll try tomorrow when my mother is awake!

Pic related! TFW no gf
User avatar #91 to #90 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
Haha, well now you know.
I wish you luck.

But aren't you gay?
User avatar #62 - hornack (02/03/2014) [-]
Why the friend request?
User avatar #63 to #62 - willisteal (02/03/2014) [-]
So I could find your oc comics more easily!
User avatar #64 to #63 - hornack (02/09/2014) [-]
Oh, I'm glad you like it.
I'm totally out of ideas :c
User avatar #65 to #64 - willisteal (02/09/2014) [-]
Well at least you're good at making OC!
I just made a polandball that got 9 thumbs up and 6 thumbs down!
I know it'll be April before I make more OC!!!
User avatar #66 to #65 - hornack (02/09/2014) [-]
I made it for the coloured text. I have pink for 180 days and I gave someone else light wine for 90 days.
I'm not a big fan of those comics but fj seems to like them so you'd have a chance. I hope you do well.
User avatar #67 to #66 - willisteal (02/09/2014) [-]
Lol, Lucky You! I had an OC that got over 700 thumbs a while back. I gave the link to Admin & he didn't respond!
User avatar #68 to #67 - hornack (02/09/2014) [-]
He didn't respond for a week. But I got it done, maybe try posting it again. It's still OC and I'm sure you can get it. I try it if you want.
User avatar #69 to #68 - willisteal (02/09/2014) [-]
Nah, it's ok! I don't post much on FJ any more anyway!
User avatar #70 to #69 - hornack (02/09/2014) [-]
Okay

I just want to get to level 330 and I can rest. I don't get on much anymore :/
#54 - kitsunemochalite (11/08/2013) [-]
Ohohoo SO YOU DON'T LIKE A GOOD JEWISH JOKE EH!?
#55 to #54 - willisteal (11/08/2013) [-]
What? I love jokes against religious people! lol Although out of all Abrahamic Religions, Jews have to be my favorite. I particularly like the way they grew the strength to build a powerful country (Israel) up from in the arab wasteland after having a third of their entire population wiped out, only to survive two or three wars after the holocaust, where Israel won the battle against a whole group of arab nations.
It was like: Israel Vs. Syria and Egypt and Jordan and Palestine and Iraq and lebanon and volunteers from Pakistan, Yemen and Sudan.
Israel won. LOL Tough little state. Rumored to be armed to the teeth with nukes.

So no, I don't mind jokes about jews unless you joke about the holocaust which isn't funny. I also don't mind Christian Jokes, Hindu Jokes, Atheist Jokes, Muslim Jokes (love 'em), some racial jokes, some sexuality jokes (as long as not homophobic)
#56 to #55 - kitsunemochalite (11/08/2013) [-]
That was certainly more than I bargained for from that little jettison of lulz I sent you   
I just saw you on the thread and wanted to poke fun with you <3
That was certainly more than I bargained for from that little jettison of lulz I sent you
I just saw you on the thread and wanted to poke fun with you <3
User avatar #57 to #56 - willisteal (11/08/2013) [-]
Can you link me to the thread because I have no idea what post you're talking about.

Btw, I think Israel should take over and keep Gaza, Sinai Peninsula, all of Lebanon, Northern Cyprus, Golan Heights, all of Jordan, west bank and Iraq. I'm joking but seriously, the UN needs to enforce some gay rights in those areas.
User avatar #58 to #57 - kitsunemochalite (11/08/2013) [-]
Oh i'm just teasing old friend, this one from earlier
www.funnyjunk.com/Make+admin+raugh/text/4875141/

Gay rights are something I feel won't occur there in either of our lifetimes. Those people are very set in their ways mang
User avatar #59 to #58 - willisteal (11/08/2013) [-]
I know, It won't happen this century likely, although pressure from other countries on 50 years or so could make them buckle
#60 to #59 - kitsunemochalite (11/08/2013) [-]
I don't feel that they are a country that will bend to a pressure from surrounding forces. Things haven't changed because stubbornness is too strong you see. Somethings like homosexuality are still viewed as taboo, even int he most tolerate places it is still looked down upon because it doesn't fit the norm that was established thousands of years ago. Old habits die hard
I don't feel that they are a country that will bend to a pressure from surrounding forces. Things haven't changed because stubbornness is too strong you see. Somethings like homosexuality are still viewed as taboo, even int he most tolerate places it is still looked down upon because it doesn't fit the norm that was established thousands of years ago. Old habits die hard
User avatar #61 to #60 - willisteal (11/08/2013) [-]
Actually a lot of cultures that are homophobic today were traditionally very accepting, but things like the introduction of christianity or Islam, and in a lot of places, laws and homophobia from british colonial rule have chnged attitudes.
User avatar #39 - iedcollect (11/07/2013) [-]
Sent the trade!
Just waiting on you now buddy
User avatar #22 - lyraheartstrings (11/06/2013) [-]
If you've got no use for them, is there a way I could get your fj points?
User avatar #24 to #22 - willisteal (11/07/2013) [-]
What can you give me in return
User avatar #25 to #24 - lyraheartstrings (11/07/2013) [-]
What would you want in return?
User avatar #26 to #25 - willisteal (11/07/2013) [-]
Cold Hard Cash
User avatar #28 to #26 - lyraheartstrings (11/07/2013) [-]
2 dollars 37 cents paid in biweekly installments of 12 cents. Points up front

Pleasure doing business with ya :p
User avatar #29 to #28 - willisteal (11/07/2013) [-]
If you want them points as desperately as I think you do, €1 = 100 points so €234.30 minimum
User avatar #38 to #29 - lyraheartstrings (11/07/2013) [-]
Oh no I don't want them desperately at all, I just got 500k from another guy. They'd just be nice to have seeing as they just sit there ya know
User avatar #40 to #38 - willisteal (11/07/2013) [-]
£5,000,000 per point. My final offer
User avatar #41 to #40 - lyraheartstrings (11/07/2013) [-]
Well I can't turn that down, that's a steal. I'll send trade
User avatar #42 to #41 - willisteal (11/07/2013) [-]
willisteal? yesiwill!
User avatar #44 to #42 - lyraheartstrings (11/07/2013) [-]
accept trade plz thx
User avatar #47 to #46 - willisteal (11/07/2013) [-]
okay so you'll give me five million pounds sterling for my points?
User avatar #49 to #48 - willisteal (11/07/2013) [-]
Okay then, transfer them to my paypal account
User avatar #50 to #49 - lyraheartstrings (11/07/2013) [-]
accept trade
User avatar #51 to #50 - willisteal (11/07/2013) [-]
okay
User avatar #43 to #42 - lyraheartstrings (11/07/2013) [-]
No is legit, will pay
User avatar #20 - ied (10/29/2013) [-]
Selling FJ points?
User avatar #23 to #20 - willisteal (11/07/2013) [-]
Sure
User avatar #27 to #23 - ied (11/07/2013) [-]
Sweet nigga
What you lokoing for and for how much
How many you got?
User avatar #30 to #27 - willisteal (11/07/2013) [-]
I have 234317 points
User avatar #31 to #30 - ied (11/07/2013) [-]
Ok, what you want
User avatar #32 to #31 - willisteal (11/07/2013) [-]
What is the going rate for fj points?
User avatar #33 to #32 - ied (11/07/2013) [-]
10 rits per 10k points
want me to send
User avatar #34 to #33 - willisteal (11/07/2013) [-]
What is a rit?
User avatar #35 to #34 - ied (11/07/2013) [-]
rare item tik
User avatar #37 to #35 - willisteal (11/07/2013) [-]
10 rits per 10k is far too low, sorry, no can do.
User avatar #36 to #35 - willisteal (11/07/2013) [-]
ok, sure
#17 - dracomancer (09/11/2013) [-]
I've got my eye on you

With love, dracomancer
#10 - kitsunemochalite (09/06/2013) [-]
Simply Smashing!!!!
User avatar #11 to #10 - willisteal (09/06/2013) [-]
dat Nigel Thornberry
#12 to #11 - kitsunemochalite (09/06/2013) [-]
I just wanted to break the ice appropriately
I just wanted to break the ice appropriately
#13 to #12 - willisteal (09/06/2013) [-]
Oh, well here, this will not only break the ice, it'll also break the universe
Oh, well here, this will not only break the ice, it'll also break the universe
#14 to #13 - kitsunemochalite (09/07/2013) [-]
Guuurrrrl you know I love 2 twerk while I werk
Guuurrrrl you know I love 2 twerk while I werk
User avatar #15 to #14 - willisteal (09/07/2013) [-]
bitches be like twerk team
User avatar #16 to #15 - kitsunemochalite (09/07/2013) [-]
Fo shizzle my nizzle
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