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williamzanziger

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:7/27/2011
Last Login:3/14/2014
Location:Texas
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Level 188 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 189 Content: Anon Annihilator
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Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:466325
Times Content Favorited:571 times
Total Comments Made:1140
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half hawaiian, half Native America, all awesome.

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#249 - funny story, when i was 18 i had the police called on me becau…  [+] (1 reply) 03/02/2014 on Horses n' Guns 0
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#250 - lolzordz (03/02/2014) [-]
ah its a whole different mentality in america..
#82 - see the sword thing doesnt apply to all states, neither does t…  [+] (3 replies) 02/27/2014 on Horses n' Guns 0
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#86 - lolzordz (02/27/2014) [-]
oh ok... i wouldnt carry a baseball bat really, i was going to say a stick (ripped from a tree) just for swinging around like a sword for fun (as you do). yeah, i got stopped by police for that before (i was 17 at the time with a group of others).

i just didnt want to say stick because it would seem too absurd, but thats the reality of it in london.
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#249 - williamzanziger (03/02/2014) [-]
funny story, when i was 18 i had the police called on me because i had a stick
someone reported seeing a man with a rifle
someone else reported he had been shooting people
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#250 - lolzordz (03/02/2014) [-]
ah its a whole different mentality in america..
#79 - no idea why you would just walk around with a bat but all righ…  [+] (5 replies) 02/27/2014 on Horses n' Guns 0
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#80 - lolzordz (02/27/2014) [-]
so youre allowed to carry a sword but not a knife bigger than your palm? the waters are getting murky my friend...
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#82 - williamzanziger (02/27/2014) [-]
see the sword thing doesnt apply to all states, neither does the knife it just depends where you live.
I live in texas currently, they basically give a knife with the purchase of anything
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#86 - lolzordz (02/27/2014) [-]
oh ok... i wouldnt carry a baseball bat really, i was going to say a stick (ripped from a tree) just for swinging around like a sword for fun (as you do). yeah, i got stopped by police for that before (i was 17 at the time with a group of others).

i just didnt want to say stick because it would seem too absurd, but thats the reality of it in london.
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#249 - williamzanziger (03/02/2014) [-]
funny story, when i was 18 i had the police called on me because i had a stick
someone reported seeing a man with a rifle
someone else reported he had been shooting people
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#250 - lolzordz (03/02/2014) [-]
ah its a whole different mentality in america..
#11 - im from america where we speak english, and that don't sound l…  [+] (2 replies) 02/27/2014 on 420 weigh it faggot +1
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#13 - impaledsandwich (02/27/2014) [-]
I dunno hwat the fuck yer on about, kiddo. 'Round these parts we speak American and American only.
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#15 - radtroll (02/27/2014) [-]
not to be "that guy" but only Illinois speaks American, its their official language
#70 - you can carry a sword on you wherever you go you just cant…  [+] (7 replies) 02/27/2014 on Horses n' Guns 0
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#75 - lolzordz (02/27/2014) [-]
oh my god in england you cant even walk around with a baseball bat without getting harassed by police
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#79 - williamzanziger (02/27/2014) [-]
no idea why you would just walk around with a bat but all right.
there are limits to these rules though, if you carry a knife on you it must be smaller than your palm or is a crime, concealed firearms must have a license to operate, etc, etc.
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#80 - lolzordz (02/27/2014) [-]
so youre allowed to carry a sword but not a knife bigger than your palm? the waters are getting murky my friend...
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#82 - williamzanziger (02/27/2014) [-]
see the sword thing doesnt apply to all states, neither does the knife it just depends where you live.
I live in texas currently, they basically give a knife with the purchase of anything
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#86 - lolzordz (02/27/2014) [-]
oh ok... i wouldnt carry a baseball bat really, i was going to say a stick (ripped from a tree) just for swinging around like a sword for fun (as you do). yeah, i got stopped by police for that before (i was 17 at the time with a group of others).

i just didnt want to say stick because it would seem too absurd, but thats the reality of it in london.
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#249 - williamzanziger (03/02/2014) [-]
funny story, when i was 18 i had the police called on me because i had a stick
someone reported seeing a man with a rifle
someone else reported he had been shooting people
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#250 - lolzordz (03/02/2014) [-]
ah its a whole different mentality in america..
#123 - around 100,000 times if your heart is normal.  [+] (1 reply) 02/16/2014 on Fallout surprise +1
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#124 - folkflunky (02/16/2014) [-]
I know.
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#20 - How can I lose? I got a Bionic arm!  [+] (1 reply) 02/10/2014 on Science! 0
#31 - arbyworks (02/10/2014) [-]
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