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Gender: male
Age: 25
Video Games Played: Assassins Creed series,Halo, Gears of War...
X-box Gamertag: christopher V13
Interests: Bitches.
Date Signed Up:11/30/2011
Last Login:7/23/2014
Location:phoenix
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Content Ranking:#12569
Comment Ranking:#2850
Highest Content Rank:#967
Highest Comment Rank:#820
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I am a Metal-Head and Misanthropist who laughs at almost any form of humor.

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#51 - Toast scene? I don't recall  [+] (12 new replies) 06/17/2014 on M. Night is at it Again +1
User avatar #52 - samxdaxman (06/17/2014) [-]
In one scene, some Mexican security guard says "Wait, I'll be right back." and comes back with a piece of toast. He the purposely drops it. Wanna know why?

You sure?

Last chance, this logic is gonna blow your mind.

Here goes:

He explains that IF THE TOAST LANDS JELLY SIDE DOWN, THE DEVIL IS NEAR. LET THAT SINK IN FOR A SEC. THINK ABOUT HOW GENIUS THAT IS.

I'm just kidding, it's the dumbest explanation I've ever heard.
User avatar #97 - alphagex (06/17/2014) [-]
Okay as a christian i found that retarded, i think he must been doing form of satire or some sort of parody nobody on this earth is that retarded seriously
User avatar #98 - alphagex (06/17/2014) [-]
correction the logic behind it is when the devil is near back things happens as in his dark aura influence affect our world

but the Fucken jelly toast thing...is retarded based by the fact that the jelly side always fall on the ground due cuz is more heavy You dont need to be sherlock holmes for this

seriously this is an insult to christianity jelly toast ground side=devil is near

main point is when devil near bad things happen..he just happen to use the most retarded example
User avatar #134 - samxdaxman (06/17/2014) [-]
Nah man, it's from the bible

"And if ye shall drop thy toast and it lands jelly side down, the devil is within thy house. He's a total dick though, so just make some more toast and don't drop it like a retard and you'll be fine."- John 6:66
User avatar #191 - alphagex (06/17/2014) [-]
Stop shitting on my firm tities i love you vagina but you can't keep doing that
User avatar #192 - samxdaxman (06/17/2014) [-]
But your firm titties are the best things to shit on bby.
There's no escaping Banana. Pruhpare to duuuuuuuh
User avatar #193 - alphagex (06/17/2014) [-]
God you made me so horny I'm fapping now at the thought of you shitting on my firm tities
User avatar #194 - samxdaxman (06/17/2014) [-]
We can't do that yet, you didn't say no homo.
User avatar #195 - alphagex (06/17/2014) [-]
too late for that i already spoolged my pants, guess i got the gays now i go see a doctor for cure for it don't worry
User avatar #196 - samxdaxman (06/17/2014) [-]
WKUK - Gay Doctor Alright, just don't go to this guy.
User avatar #197 - alphagex (06/17/2014) [-]
but his my fav doctor
User avatar #53 - wilfredfanforever (06/17/2014) [-]
Found it. Can't believe I forgot this scene Satan vs. Toast
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#62 - missionary position is best position  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on 4chin 0
#70 - spanishninja (06/16/2014) [-]
>made me cum by farting on my testicles

fucking lol'd
#169 - My mother is a HUGE conspiracy theorist.... just thought I'd share 06/16/2014 on Idiotic conspiracy theories 0
#149 - Fantastic fucking game to play wit ha group of friends. 06/15/2014 on Invisible jet 0
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#41 - An asshole who keeps spamming anime shit and saying how good it is  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Guess what day it is 0
User avatar #69 - dehnoobshow (06/14/2014) [-]
How everything that isn't anime is shit*
#87 - archmagestudios (06/19/2014) [-]
are you autistic
User avatar #88 - dehnoobshow (06/19/2014) [-]
That was Etna's words.
#82 - more?  [+] (6 new replies) 06/14/2014 on whut 0
#84 - juter (06/14/2014) [-]
everything you have
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#76 - Lemme know if you want more  [+] (11 new replies) 06/14/2014 on whut 0
#78 - juter (06/14/2014) [-]
of course i do
User avatar #82 - wilfredfanforever (06/14/2014) [-]
more?
#84 - juter (06/14/2014) [-]
everything you have
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#40 - Oh God, I can relate so much. pic related. It's what happens e… 06/13/2014 on Cops! 0
#47 - Someone pls doit  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on 2spooky4me +1
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#81 - This movie. 06/13/2014 on The Green Mile +4
#75 - The new Tomb Raider looks hella nice. 06/13/2014 on Low Poly Lara Cosplay 0
#89 - I think pickles are disgusting.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on Love me some pickles +1
User avatar #100 - schneidend (06/12/2014) [-]
You're disgusting.
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User avatar #73 to #72 - wilfredfanforever (06/04/2014) [-]
Indeed I have
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User avatar #65 to #56 - wilfredfanforever (04/01/2014) [-]
gimme back john, my little boy
User avatar #66 to #65 - hodon (04/05/2014) [-]
Do you really want him?
User avatar #67 to #66 - wilfredfanforever (04/06/2014) [-]
who wouldn't
User avatar #68 to #67 - hodon (04/08/2014) [-]
Girls....ooooh fuken gottem
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User avatar #38 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
hey man. this is my old banned account
notice the delicious blue name?
User avatar #39 to #38 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
I'll get there one day... one day.
User avatar #40 to #39 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Yeh I wish I made mine sooner. I was anon for a long time, I could of been cool like all the oldfags.

So uh, when you gettin more xbox membership
User avatar #41 to #40 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
It'll never be as blue as kodylol.

Can I was money on my account to buy member ship? if yes then I can get it now.
User avatar #47 to #41 - Kodylol (01/12/2014) [-]
Shit's so blue yo.
#48 to #47 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
Holy shit, it's you. And it's so blue it's purple.
User avatar #50 to #49 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
I don't know how to respond to this. Is it your theme song?
User avatar #42 to #41 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Prolly got a purple name by now.

Also I think you accidentally your sentence
User avatar #44 to #43 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
If your account is linked to a credit card then transactions will charge from the card

Or if you have left over Microsoft points then they will probably be converted to dollar amounts
User avatar #45 to #44 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
One way to find out.
User avatar #51 to #45 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Soooo?
User avatar #53 to #51 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #52 to #51 - wilfredfanforever (01/13/2014) [-]
can't do it
User avatar #46 to #45 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Do it.....
User avatar #35 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Hi, I was wondering if you were using your points/items?

If not; I would really enjoy having them.

I promise they will go to a good use (items).

All you have to do is go to my profile and trade them over to me or I can for you.
User avatar #36 to #35 - wilfredfanforever (09/06/2013) [-]
do whatever you want as long as you call me daddy
#37 to #36 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you so much!
You are a very generous person.

Enjoy my friends abs.
#28 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
<3 you too
<3 you too
#33 to #32 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2013) [-]
Wilfred is awesome
Wilfred is awesome
#34 to #33 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
You got that right sweet tits
You got that right sweet tits
User avatar #14 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Nearly two hundred thumbs down...

Were you really ready for their rage?
User avatar #15 to #14 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
I expected some angry replies, but not the shit storm I unleashed.
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Hmm. I usually see posts with that image thumbed up, but the last two times it didn't seem to be as lucky for the posters.
User avatar #17 to #16 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
unlucky? ya I'll say
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I got around seventy thumbs down on a post not too long ago, but it was negated (in a sense) by two other posts made around the time that had a combined total of more thumbs. Anyway, sometimes I just find comments with that many thumbs down amusing for some reason. Have you seen that one "9/11 wasn't funny" comment? It has gone over ten thousand red thumbs a while ago.
User avatar #19 to #18 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
link? I don't recall this
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/200731/Stewie%20/1#1

Behold! The most amazoing comment on the website, mainly just because of all of those !!red thumbs!!!
User avatar #21 to #20 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
Holy Shit man, look at that.
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah man, that is pretty wacky. I just wonder how it went in its early days, regarding that, apparently, not long after it was made it was already a sight to be seen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
poor bastard, Never saw it coming
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I wonder how the person who posted that feels.
User avatar #25 to #24 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
he probably is pretty happy he rustled all those jimmies
User avatar #26 to #25 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
It's possible that he doesn't know at all. Oh well. He himself doesn't matter to us beyond that single comment.
User avatar #27 to #26 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
very true
User avatar #5 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for those golden, succulent bananas
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