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Video Games Played: Assassins Creed series,Halo, Gears of War...
X-box Gamertag: christopher V13
Interests: Bitches.
Date Signed Up:11/30/2011
Last Login:11/24/2014
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#94 - I doubt it, but even if they do, it's a real dick move. The he…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/03/2014 on We all did this 0
#96 - apurpleliger (08/03/2014) [-]
That's just what I've heard. Personally I've never seen any official Rockstar announcement talking about heists. And once you get Rooftop Rumble or know someone with it it becomes a lot easier.
User avatar #97 - wilfredfanforever (08/04/2014) [-]
I don't like doing that job over and over and over when my friends have all used glitching to become bill gates and actually have fun in the game. Rooftop Rumble is a legit method, but It becomes a drag really quick
#98 - apurpleliger (08/04/2014) [-]
Better than Coveted, since you can just go in there and blow everyone up and pretty much be done. I'll do it about four times or so then go screw around again until I run out of money. I'm also not personally against micro-transactions to Rockstar. If I really want to buy something (Liberator), I'll go ahead and spend real money on it since I know it'll be worth it to me.
User avatar #99 - wilfredfanforever (08/04/2014) [-]
I think the whole shark card thing is just a huge load of shit. We shouldn't have to spend extra money to get the most out of a game that's already about making money and being a nefarious criminal.
#100 - apurpleliger (08/04/2014) [-]
So far all of the extra content has come out as free updates though, so there's that. And I'd probably be buying them if they were DLC anyways because I like customizing my character. I do think that they should make it easier to make money and get experience though. Or at least if they had a sandbox mode where you had infinite money but nothing saved. I'd like to see that.
User avatar #101 - wilfredfanforever (08/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I guess that's true. I just Wish it'd be a little simpler to make some decent cash.

The campaign was flawless. The multiplayer needs work
#8 - no no he's right 08/03/2014 on MOTHERFUCKER -1
#13 - By next month, Gta v will have been out for a year. And still …  [+] (19 new replies) 08/03/2014 on We all did this +17
#31 - apurpleliger (08/03/2014) [-]
I heard they're bringing it out when the next gen GTA V comes out
User avatar #94 - wilfredfanforever (08/03/2014) [-]
I doubt it, but even if they do, it's a real dick move. The heists were advertised almost a year ago and still nothing. It's hard as Ron Jeremy's dick to earn a decent amount of money in the game, so of course people will resort to boosting/glitching. Of course Rockstar doesn't like that and expects us to just buy the money with the dumb shark cards. seriously, my jimmies have been severely rustled
#96 - apurpleliger (08/03/2014) [-]
That's just what I've heard. Personally I've never seen any official Rockstar announcement talking about heists. And once you get Rooftop Rumble or know someone with it it becomes a lot easier.
User avatar #97 - wilfredfanforever (08/04/2014) [-]
I don't like doing that job over and over and over when my friends have all used glitching to become bill gates and actually have fun in the game. Rooftop Rumble is a legit method, but It becomes a drag really quick
#98 - apurpleliger (08/04/2014) [-]
Better than Coveted, since you can just go in there and blow everyone up and pretty much be done. I'll do it about four times or so then go screw around again until I run out of money. I'm also not personally against micro-transactions to Rockstar. If I really want to buy something (Liberator), I'll go ahead and spend real money on it since I know it'll be worth it to me.
User avatar #99 - wilfredfanforever (08/04/2014) [-]
I think the whole shark card thing is just a huge load of shit. We shouldn't have to spend extra money to get the most out of a game that's already about making money and being a nefarious criminal.
#100 - apurpleliger (08/04/2014) [-]
So far all of the extra content has come out as free updates though, so there's that. And I'd probably be buying them if they were DLC anyways because I like customizing my character. I do think that they should make it easier to make money and get experience though. Or at least if they had a sandbox mode where you had infinite money but nothing saved. I'd like to see that.
User avatar #101 - wilfredfanforever (08/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I guess that's true. I just Wish it'd be a little simpler to make some decent cash.

The campaign was flawless. The multiplayer needs work
User avatar #37 - holycrapimacupcake (08/03/2014) [-]
I don't believe them.
#39 - apurpleliger (08/03/2014) [-]
Maybe not, personally I'm not too concerned about heists since I spend most of my time in game just screwing around with airplanes. That's just what I heard from someone.
User avatar #42 - holycrapimacupcake (08/03/2014) [-]
I do what Achievement Hunter does ad create my own heists.
#47 - apurpleliger (08/03/2014) [-]
I tried that once with my friends, ended up being pretty sucky though. I'd rather just pile everyone in a Barracks, rob a store, and shoot anyone who chases.
User avatar #49 - holycrapimacupcake (08/03/2014) [-]
It's better when you bring in that one shitty friend to help plan and it all goes to shit just as you escape. Makes for good laughs.
#59 - apurpleliger (08/03/2014) [-]
We tried one where we were going to grab an armored truck with the cargo bob, couldn't find it after an hour, I gave up after 20 minutes and got fussed at. Tried another where we were supposed to rob a store, run through a back alley, then make our way to the airport for an evac. I stuck C4 on the car beforehand and blew up my passenger as I rolled out of the car. That was nice. Tried another one where three groups of two rolled in for crowd control after the robbers blew up the gas station. That one would have been more fun if I hadn't died as soon as I got out of the car.

I did have a lot of fun recently breaking out of the police station on the West side of the city. One of my friends was supposed to land a plane on the road right next to it and ended up smacking into a building instead. It ended up that one of my friends came flying in with his Liberator and we basically just drove over everything until we got to the airport where we flew off in a Titan after driving being chased around the airport for 10 minutes waiting for cops to show up.
User avatar #60 - holycrapimacupcake (08/03/2014) [-]
Liberator is best escape.
#65 - apurpleliger (08/03/2014) [-]
It's just the best vehicle to use at any time. One of my friends has the smart car, and I could actually send it flying sideways down the highway just by hitting it right in the Liberator.
User avatar #68 - holycrapimacupcake (08/03/2014) [-]
Body of mine was on his little Vader, tried hitting me. Well next thing he knows he's on the beach and I'm driving down the hill to finish the job.
#69 - apurpleliger (08/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, the Liberator truly is a wonderful vehicle. I just wish that it weighed more. I know it's more realistic to have it bounce around like it does, but it sure makes offroading difficult at high speeds.
User avatar #70 - holycrapimacupcake (08/03/2014) [-]
Tried getting up Mt.Chiliead and I ended up launching off the peak.
#25 - anytime 08/03/2014 on burned +2
#23 - Well, that's too bad.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/03/2014 on burned +3
User avatar #24 - yugiballs (08/03/2014) [-]
Thanks anyways dude.
#26 - xbyronx (08/03/2014) [-]
I-I just wanted to help.
User avatar #60 - yugiballs (08/04/2014) [-]
I asked for morphine to numb the pain, you gave me cyanide and ended it.
User avatar #61 - xbyronx (08/04/2014) [-]
well at least you're in a better place now.
User avatar #62 - yugiballs (08/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, NSFW
#27 - reloyjerkins (08/03/2014) [-]
haha, here for you
User avatar #25 - wilfredfanforever (08/03/2014) [-]
anytime
#21 - I know.. but I want you to have the knowledge..  [+] (9 new replies) 08/03/2014 on burned +2
User avatar #22 - yugiballs (08/03/2014) [-]
That brony cunt over there just ruined it. But thanks anyways. Fuck, some people are just dicks, xbyronx is a prime example.
User avatar #23 - wilfredfanforever (08/03/2014) [-]
Well, that's too bad.
User avatar #24 - yugiballs (08/03/2014) [-]
Thanks anyways dude.
#26 - xbyronx (08/03/2014) [-]
I-I just wanted to help.
User avatar #60 - yugiballs (08/04/2014) [-]
I asked for morphine to numb the pain, you gave me cyanide and ended it.
User avatar #61 - xbyronx (08/04/2014) [-]
well at least you're in a better place now.
User avatar #62 - yugiballs (08/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, NSFW
#27 - reloyjerkins (08/03/2014) [-]
haha, here for you
User avatar #25 - wilfredfanforever (08/03/2014) [-]
anytime
#26 - Picture 08/03/2014 on Title +5
#25 - correct 08/03/2014 on Title 0
#44 - ******* hilarious 08/03/2014 on Sweet Treats for the kids 0
#17 - ***** do you just want me to tell you  [+] (11 new replies) 08/03/2014 on burned +3
User avatar #20 - yugiballs (08/03/2014) [-]
I wanted to play a game...
User avatar #21 - wilfredfanforever (08/03/2014) [-]
I know.. but I want you to have the knowledge..
User avatar #22 - yugiballs (08/03/2014) [-]
That brony cunt over there just ruined it. But thanks anyways. Fuck, some people are just dicks, xbyronx is a prime example.
User avatar #23 - wilfredfanforever (08/03/2014) [-]
Well, that's too bad.
User avatar #24 - yugiballs (08/03/2014) [-]
Thanks anyways dude.
#26 - xbyronx (08/03/2014) [-]
I-I just wanted to help.
User avatar #60 - yugiballs (08/04/2014) [-]
I asked for morphine to numb the pain, you gave me cyanide and ended it.
User avatar #61 - xbyronx (08/04/2014) [-]
well at least you're in a better place now.
User avatar #62 - yugiballs (08/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, NSFW
#27 - reloyjerkins (08/03/2014) [-]
haha, here for you
User avatar #25 - wilfredfanforever (08/03/2014) [-]
anytime
#28 - Not sure. Although if they're being dicks you should put a sto… 08/03/2014 on Crows 0
#63 - HFW 08/03/2014 on Bitch you ain't slick +1
#45 - Every single time they do an episode involving flashbacks of M… 08/03/2014 on Adventure time feels 0
#36 - Yeah it had a pretty big tumor, but in the end we were able to…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on What the fuck +20
User avatar #81 - catburglarpenis (08/03/2014) [-]
You are the hero this site deserves.
#12 - water adolescent starvation strength 08/03/2014 on burned +1
#65 - >saving porn. Why? why would anyone who doesn't li… 08/03/2014 on That's just cruel 0
#174 - A tasty, perfect evil 08/02/2014 on murica 0
#139 - I just didn't give a **** about what I was suppos…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on Assassins Burn 0
#140 - saladtongsofdeath (08/02/2014) [-]
i honestly thought he was gonna have a baby with carolina sforza... when i was reading her bio, it said that she was pregnant a little after she had sex with ezio
#137 - Rome was nice. And I admit one thing Brotherhood had of AC2 wa…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Assassins Burn 0
#138 - saladtongsofdeath (08/02/2014) [-]
i know!!! the last memoir i was balling
User avatar #139 - wilfredfanforever (08/02/2014) [-]
I just didn't give a shit about what I was supposed to do in the main story, I just wanted to cry like a bitch
#140 - saladtongsofdeath (08/02/2014) [-]
i honestly thought he was gonna have a baby with carolina sforza... when i was reading her bio, it said that she was pregnant a little after she had sex with ezio
#133 - other way around for me. I think one reason is because of the …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Assassins Burn 0
#135 - saladtongsofdeath (08/02/2014) [-]
yea... but brotherhood fixed something i found seriously wrong with 2..... i was looking forward to going to rome and fucking shit up and syncronizing on top of the vatican.... and they let you go to rome, but didnt let you explore the city
User avatar #137 - wilfredfanforever (08/02/2014) [-]
Rome was nice. And I admit one thing Brotherhood had of AC2 was the Cristina memories That was some heavy shit, man
#138 - saladtongsofdeath (08/02/2014) [-]
i know!!! the last memoir i was balling
User avatar #139 - wilfredfanforever (08/02/2014) [-]
I just didn't give a shit about what I was supposed to do in the main story, I just wanted to cry like a bitch
#140 - saladtongsofdeath (08/02/2014) [-]
i honestly thought he was gonna have a baby with carolina sforza... when i was reading her bio, it said that she was pregnant a little after she had sex with ezio
#111 - I guess so. that must be why 08/02/2014 on Assassins Burn +4
#107 - Why would Leonardo go for Sali, I seriously doubt that his att…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Assassins Burn +2
#108 - fishinyourface (08/02/2014) [-]
I don't know, he's only a genius with his art I guess. They had to be historically accurate but...still.....
#111 - wilfredfanforever (08/02/2014) [-]
I guess so. that must be why
#104 - agreed, he was a bit of a douche troubled young individual  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Assassins Burn +2
#106 - fishinyourface (08/02/2014) [-]
he's a user, that's all he is, and Leo just falls for it...
#107 - wilfredfanforever (08/02/2014) [-]
Why would Leonardo go for Sali, I seriously doubt that his attitude changed around Leo.
#108 - fishinyourface (08/02/2014) [-]
I don't know, he's only a genius with his art I guess. They had to be historically accurate but...still.....
#111 - wilfredfanforever (08/02/2014) [-]
I guess so. that must be why
#38 - wow, that sure was exciting 08/01/2014 on (1) Tumblr +2
#91 - Leonardo was the best. I found it quite humorous when he was a…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Assassins Burn +1
#102 - fishinyourface (08/02/2014) [-]
I didn't think Ezio would approve of Cunt McCunterson Salai very much. Damnit Leo, you can do better...
User avatar #153 - salai (08/03/2014) [-]
Why wouldn't he?
#104 - wilfredfanforever (08/02/2014) [-]
agreed, he was a bit of a douche troubled young individual
#106 - fishinyourface (08/02/2014) [-]
he's a user, that's all he is, and Leo just falls for it...
#107 - wilfredfanforever (08/02/2014) [-]
Why would Leonardo go for Sali, I seriously doubt that his attitude changed around Leo.
#108 - fishinyourface (08/02/2014) [-]
I don't know, he's only a genius with his art I guess. They had to be historically accurate but...still.....
#111 - wilfredfanforever (08/02/2014) [-]
I guess so. that must be why
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User avatar #73 to #72 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
Indeed I have
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User avatar #65 to #56 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
gimme back john, my little boy
User avatar #66 to #65 - hodon (04/05/2014) [-]
Do you really want him?
User avatar #67 to #66 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
who wouldn't
User avatar #68 to #67 - hodon (04/08/2014) [-]
Girls....ooooh fuken gottem
User avatar #69 to #68 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
oooooh
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User avatar #38 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
hey man. this is my old banned account
notice the delicious blue name?
User avatar #39 to #38 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
I'll get there one day... one day.
User avatar #40 to #39 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Yeh I wish I made mine sooner. I was anon for a long time, I could of been cool like all the oldfags.

So uh, when you gettin more xbox membership
User avatar #41 to #40 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
It'll never be as blue as kodylol.

Can I was money on my account to buy member ship? if yes then I can get it now.
User avatar #47 to #41 - Kodylol (01/12/2014) [-]
****** so blue yo.
#48 to #47 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
Holy **** , it's you. And it's so blue it's purple.
User avatar #50 to #49 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
I don't know how to respond to this. Is it your theme song?
User avatar #42 to #41 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Prolly got a purple name by now.

Also I think you accidentally your sentence
User avatar #43 to #42 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
use*
User avatar #44 to #43 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
If your account is linked to a credit card then transactions will charge from the card

Or if you have left over Microsoft points then they will probably be converted to dollar amounts
User avatar #45 to #44 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
One way to find out.
User avatar #51 to #45 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Soooo?
User avatar #53 to #51 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #52 to #51 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
can't do it
User avatar #46 to #45 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Do it.....
User avatar #35 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Hi, I was wondering if you were using your points/items?

If not; I would really enjoy having them.

I promise they will go to a good use (items).

All you have to do is go to my profile and trade them over to me or I can for you.
User avatar #36 to #35 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
do whatever you want as long as you call me daddy
#37 to #36 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you so much!
You are a very generous person.

Enjoy my friends abs.
#28 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
<3 you too
<3 you too
#33 to #32 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Wilfred is awesome
Wilfred is awesome
#34 to #33 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
You got that right sweet tits
You got that right sweet tits
User avatar #14 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Nearly two hundred thumbs down...

Were you really ready for their rage?
User avatar #15 to #14 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
I expected some angry replies, but not the **** storm I unleashed.
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Hmm. I usually see posts with that image thumbed up, but the last two times it didn't seem to be as lucky for the posters.
User avatar #17 to #16 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
unlucky? ya I'll say
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I got around seventy thumbs down on a post not too long ago, but it was negated (in a sense) by two other posts made around the time that had a combined total of more thumbs. Anyway, sometimes I just find comments with that many thumbs down amusing for some reason. Have you seen that one "9/11 wasn't funny" comment? It has gone over ten thousand red thumbs a while ago.
User avatar #19 to #18 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
link? I don't recall this
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/200731/Stewie%20/1#1

Behold! The most amazoing comment on the website, mainly just because of all of those !!red thumbs!!!
User avatar #21 to #20 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
Holy **** man, look at that.
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah man, that is pretty wacky. I just wonder how it went in its early days, regarding that, apparently, not long after it was made it was already a sight to be seen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
poor bastard, Never saw it coming
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I wonder how the person who posted that feels.
User avatar #25 to #24 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
he probably is pretty happy he rustled all those jimmies
User avatar #26 to #25 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
It's possible that he doesn't know at all. Oh well. He himself doesn't matter to us beyond that single comment.
User avatar #27 to #26 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
very true
User avatar #5 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for those golden, succulent bananas
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