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Gender: male
Age: 26
Video Games Played: Mortal Kombat, Assassins Creed series,Halo, Gears of War...
X-box Gamertag: christopher V13
Interests: Bitches.
Date Signed Up:11/30/2011
Last Login:12/25/2014
Location:phoenix
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#7709
Highest Content Rank:#967
Highest Comment Rank:#820
Content Thumbs: 9103 total,  10366 ,  1263
Comment Thumbs: 9113 total,  11314 ,  2201
Content Level Progress: 71% (71/100)
Level 190 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 191 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 95% (95/100)
Level 286 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 287 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:3
Content Views:304496
Times Content Favorited:336 times
Total Comments Made:3772
FJ Points:2474
Favorite Tags: Love (3) | i (2)
I am a Metal-Head and Misanthropist who laughs at almost any form of humor.

latest user's comments

#65 - Comment deleted 12/03/2013 on how? 0
#61 - Awww, thank you. 12/03/2013 on Pretty good OC 0
#106 - You are not a great person. 12/02/2013 on That's fucking sad 0
#242 - Not even cold November Rain! 12/02/2013 on Feels 0
#196 - **wilfredfanforever rolled a random image posted in comment …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2013 on FJ in a nutshell 0
User avatar #248 - yisumad (12/04/2013) [-]
I guess wherever Blue Exorcist is...?
#195 - **wilfredfanforever rolled user yisumad ** .... well who's…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2013 on FJ in a nutshell 0
#196 - wilfredfanforever (12/01/2013) [-]
**wilfredfanforever rolled a random image posted in comment #99865 at Friendly ** where are we hiding out?
User avatar #248 - yisumad (12/04/2013) [-]
I guess wherever Blue Exorcist is...?
#192 - **wilfredfanforever rolled a random image posted in comment …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/01/2013 on FJ in a nutshell 0
User avatar #195 - wilfredfanforever (12/01/2013) [-]
**wilfredfanforever rolled user yisumad ** .... well who's my survival buddy?
#196 - wilfredfanforever (12/01/2013) [-]
**wilfredfanforever rolled a random image posted in comment #99865 at Friendly ** where are we hiding out?
User avatar #248 - yisumad (12/04/2013) [-]
I guess wherever Blue Exorcist is...?
#191 - Still waiting for a decent zombie survival horror game. Reside… 12/01/2013 on FJ in a nutshell 0
#78 - **wilfredfanforever rolls 3,600** 12/01/2013 on now you feel bad +1
#114 - I'll take it 12/01/2013 on Your Argument Is Invalid 0
#113 - **wilfredfanforever rolls 81** the age I shall die  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2013 on Your Argument Is Invalid 0
User avatar #114 - wilfredfanforever (12/01/2013) [-]
I'll take it
#167 - THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BE… 12/01/2013 on Lemony Snickerdoodle 0
#34 - My Favorite kind of Black Friday 11/30/2013 on Black friday +1
#96 - Did you seriously expect people to reply no? 11/30/2013 on [Title Needed] 0
#41 - Picture 11/30/2013 on Louis C.K Banana Rape at... 0
#12 - **wilfredfanforever rolled a random image posted in comment … 11/30/2013 on Cutlery andddd...... 0
#56 - Am I the only one here who didn't go shopping? 11/30/2013 on Chaos 0
#108 - I... wat? help 11/30/2013 on Stupid shit trying to be deep 0
#38 - Comment deleted 11/30/2013 on Deer god, I love this joke +7
#37 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2013 on Deer god, I love this joke +4
#38 - wilfredfanforever Comment deleted by wilfredfanforever
#182 - Knowledge is cool. 11/30/2013 on teaching the right way +1
#37 - Why did the money not burn?  [+] (14 new replies) 11/29/2013 on teaching the right way +4
#47 - taintedangel (11/29/2013) [-]
The alcohol burned. It's like spraying your arm with a shit load of Axe and lighting it on fire, and only the Axe burned off.

As the alcohol evaporated, it mixed with oxygen causing the perfect fuel, cuz liquid alcohol doesn't burn, just the vapor. When the alcohol fully evaporated the fuel was gone and no damage happened to the bill because the fire never touched the bill. This would also happen if you dip the bill in gasoline.

The more you know.
User avatar #182 - wilfredfanforever (11/30/2013) [-]
Knowledge is cool.
User avatar #151 - adak (11/29/2013) [-]
Actually, for this trick to work well the solution you spray/dip the bill in needs to have a specific concentration of alcohol, about 50% etanol. You can also add salt (or numerous other chemicals) to give it a more colorful/visible flame.

Since alcohol evaporates at a much lower temperature than water it will start turning into vapor immediatly. You then ignite the vapor, which will burn until the fluid on the bill doesn't have enough etanol to sustain the flame, leaving you with an unscathed, although damp, dollar bill.

I imagine that if you use 95-100% etanol (possibly also lower concentrations), the water (if there is any) in the solution will evaporate, and the bill would catch fire.
User avatar #184 - taintedangel (11/30/2013) [-]
Yes, at a lower concentration of alcohol/ethanol/gasoline/ect., the flame would reach the bill and it would ignite the dollar bill.

You can totally use this knowledge to fuck with people and win bar bets.

Stay in school kids.
#150 - fasde (11/29/2013) [-]
wouldnt the heat from the fire affect the bill?

like if i was to soak my arm in axe and set it on fire wouldnt my arm be burned from heat of fire?
#149 - fasde has deleted their comment.
#127 - anonymous (11/29/2013) [-]
so, if you covered your whole body in the stuff, you could run into a burning building and come out untouched like frieking superman at the beginning of man of steel?
User avatar #183 - taintedangel (11/30/2013) [-]
No, you'd suffer from heat stroke and dehydration if you did that.
User avatar #60 - XTakedownpaladinX (11/29/2013) [-]
I did not know that. Carry on good sir.
#55 - anonymous (11/29/2013) [-]
Don't do it kids. Best case scenario you'll loose all of your hair on the arm.
User avatar #185 - taintedangel (11/30/2013) [-]
Yeah it'll burn the hair off your arm because the hair is within the range of the fire.
#171 - anonymous (11/29/2013) [-]
#49 - tyroneisanigger (11/29/2013) [-]
Axe makes the perfect (and the easiest to make) flamethrower.
User avatar #186 - taintedangel (11/30/2013) [-]
Any aerosol can spray will work.
#40 - that's different  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2013 on Weirdman -2
User avatar #48 - schneidend (11/29/2013) [-]
Not really.
#207 - 16, also not a squeeker 11/29/2013 on heists 0
#204 - btw, how old areyou?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2013 on heists 0
#206 - hoddon (11/29/2013) [-]
you?
#205 - hoddon (11/29/2013) [-]
ummm well 15, but im not a squeeker lol and ive been on FJ since green
User avatar #207 - wilfredfanforever (11/29/2013) [-]
16, also not a squeeker
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User avatar #73 to #72 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
Indeed I have
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User avatar #65 to #56 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
gimme back john, my little boy
User avatar #66 to #65 - hodon (04/05/2014) [-]
Do you really want him?
User avatar #67 to #66 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
who wouldn't
User avatar #68 to #67 - hodon (04/08/2014) [-]
Girls....ooooh fuken gottem
User avatar #69 to #68 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
oooooh
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User avatar #38 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
hey man. this is my old banned account
notice the delicious blue name?
User avatar #39 to #38 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
I'll get there one day... one day.
User avatar #40 to #39 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Yeh I wish I made mine sooner. I was anon for a long time, I could of been cool like all the oldfags.

So uh, when you gettin more xbox membership
User avatar #41 to #40 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
It'll never be as blue as kodylol.

Can I was money on my account to buy member ship? if yes then I can get it now.
User avatar #47 to #41 - Kodylol (01/12/2014) [-]
****** so blue yo.
#48 to #47 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
Holy **** , it's you. And it's so blue it's purple.
User avatar #50 to #49 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
I don't know how to respond to this. Is it your theme song?
User avatar #42 to #41 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Prolly got a purple name by now.

Also I think you accidentally your sentence
User avatar #43 to #42 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
use*
User avatar #44 to #43 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
If your account is linked to a credit card then transactions will charge from the card

Or if you have left over Microsoft points then they will probably be converted to dollar amounts
User avatar #45 to #44 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
One way to find out.
User avatar #51 to #45 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Soooo?
User avatar #53 to #51 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #52 to #51 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
can't do it
User avatar #46 to #45 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Do it.....
User avatar #35 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Hi, I was wondering if you were using your points/items?

If not; I would really enjoy having them.

I promise they will go to a good use (items).

All you have to do is go to my profile and trade them over to me or I can for you.
User avatar #36 to #35 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
do whatever you want as long as you call me daddy
#37 to #36 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you so much!
You are a very generous person.

Enjoy my friends abs.
#28 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
<3 you too
<3 you too
#33 to #32 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Wilfred is awesome
Wilfred is awesome
#34 to #33 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
You got that right sweet tits
You got that right sweet tits
User avatar #14 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Nearly two hundred thumbs down...

Were you really ready for their rage?
User avatar #15 to #14 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
I expected some angry replies, but not the **** storm I unleashed.
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Hmm. I usually see posts with that image thumbed up, but the last two times it didn't seem to be as lucky for the posters.
User avatar #17 to #16 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
unlucky? ya I'll say
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I got around seventy thumbs down on a post not too long ago, but it was negated (in a sense) by two other posts made around the time that had a combined total of more thumbs. Anyway, sometimes I just find comments with that many thumbs down amusing for some reason. Have you seen that one "9/11 wasn't funny" comment? It has gone over ten thousand red thumbs a while ago.
User avatar #19 to #18 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
link? I don't recall this
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/200731/Stewie%20/1#1

Behold! The most amazoing comment on the website, mainly just because of all of those !!red thumbs!!!
User avatar #21 to #20 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
Holy **** man, look at that.
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah man, that is pretty wacky. I just wonder how it went in its early days, regarding that, apparently, not long after it was made it was already a sight to be seen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
poor bastard, Never saw it coming
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I wonder how the person who posted that feels.
User avatar #25 to #24 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
he probably is pretty happy he rustled all those jimmies
User avatar #26 to #25 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
It's possible that he doesn't know at all. Oh well. He himself doesn't matter to us beyond that single comment.
User avatar #27 to #26 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
very true
User avatar #5 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for those golden, succulent bananas
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