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Gender: male
Age: 25
Video Games Played: Assassins Creed series,Halo, Gears of War...
X-box Gamertag: christopher V13
Interests: Bitches.
Date Signed Up:11/30/2011
Last Login:8/27/2014
Location:phoenix
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Comment Ranking:#3742
Highest Content Rank:#967
Highest Comment Rank:#820
Content Thumbs: 9101 total,  10364 ,  1263
Comment Thumbs: 8726 total,  10913 ,  2187
Content Level Progress: 70% (70/100)
Level 190 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 191 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 85% (85/100)
Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 284 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:3
Content Views:303814
Times Content Favorited:336 times
Total Comments Made:3571
FJ Points:2163
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I am a Metal-Head and Misanthropist who laughs at almost any form of humor.

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#92 - Ya know, I don't remember. 07/31/2014 on Vampire Diaries 0
#82 - Oh yeah. I guess Death would be on the list too  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Vampire Diaries +1
User avatar #84 - cantfindausername (07/31/2014) [-]
That leaves one left.
Where is the Colt anyway?
User avatar #92 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2014) [-]
Ya know, I don't remember.
#80 - Yeah, me too. I was able to cross off Leviathan and angels, bu…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Vampire Diaries +1
User avatar #81 - cantfindausername (07/31/2014) [-]
God, I imagine.
User avatar #82 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2014) [-]
Oh yeah. I guess Death would be on the list too
User avatar #84 - cantfindausername (07/31/2014) [-]
That leaves one left.
Where is the Colt anyway?
User avatar #92 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2014) [-]
Ya know, I don't remember.
#78 - "6 things in all of creation that that gun cannot kill, I…  [+] (16 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Vampire Diaries +1
User avatar #79 - cantfindausername (07/31/2014) [-]
Thank you. I wonder what they are, though.
User avatar #85 - trollchildxy (07/31/2014) [-]
The full list of (5, not six). This is my own assumed list.
-God (Presumed)
-Horsemen (Presumed)
-Leviathans (Presumed)
-Archangels (Tested on lucifer)
-Eve (Presumed)
User avatar #90 - bobpizza (07/31/2014) [-]
If you want to be technical about it you could just add plain old angels i think
User avatar #91 - trollchildxy (07/31/2014) [-]
That was also never tested, but I would assume it could kill ordinary angels. Who knows though.
User avatar #94 - bobpizza (07/31/2014) [-]
maybe they'll add another race that will also be immune to it
User avatar #95 - trollchildxy (07/31/2014) [-]
Oooooh! Perhaps. I wish they had done more lovecraft, i felt like that one episode leading into the leviathans was pretty shitty. Lovecraft mythos has so much more to offer than giant mouth-faces....

The current season makes me hope they are going to do that though.
User avatar #96 - bobpizza (07/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, the lovecraft episode was less focused on lovecraft himself and more on the woman-monster and such. Maybe cthulu, lol
User avatar #97 - trollchildxy (07/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, i hope they get more into it and maybe even do the lovecraftian apocalypse as a story arch.
User avatar #98 - bobpizza (07/31/2014) [-]
I can see it now. Dean: "Gawddamit, we stopped one apocololypse and another one starts up!"
User avatar #99 - trollchildxy (07/31/2014) [-]
And once again it would have to be all sam's fault for being a cry-baby ball bitch.
User avatar #100 - bobpizza (07/31/2014) [-]
like maybe he found a stash of lovecraft books and read one of their incantations aloud and opened a portal, lol
User avatar #80 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, me too. I was able to cross off Leviathan and angels, but that's it
User avatar #81 - cantfindausername (07/31/2014) [-]
God, I imagine.
User avatar #82 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2014) [-]
Oh yeah. I guess Death would be on the list too
User avatar #84 - cantfindausername (07/31/2014) [-]
That leaves one left.
Where is the Colt anyway?
User avatar #92 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2014) [-]
Ya know, I don't remember.
#138 - My ethnicity is Dutch, you all knew what I was trying to say. 07/31/2014 on So it rained a little in... 0
#92 - I'm Dutch, but live in America and have never been to The Neth…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/30/2014 on So it rained a little in... -15
User avatar #130 - produktr (07/30/2014) [-]
Haha stomme lul
#123 - helgheimftw (07/30/2014) [-]
then you aint dutch you fucktard
User avatar #115 - mrthezho (07/30/2014) [-]
Fucking americans thinking they are part of a nationality just because some of their ancestor came from there.
#132 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
So if a German moves to America, he isn't German anymore? Where the fucks the logic in this comment?
User avatar #137 - mrthezho (07/30/2014) [-]
Did I say that? He said he had never been to The Netherlands, so I assume he wasn't born there.
#131 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
He did say he "lives" there.

He could of been born there and then emigrated a year or two later.
User avatar #136 - mrthezho (07/30/2014) [-]
"Have never been to The Netherlands."
#113 - grandmabetty (07/30/2014) [-]
"If you ain't dutch, you ain't much"

...And you ain't dutch
#103 - trollypollyz (07/30/2014) [-]
You ain't dutch
User avatar #101 - mutzaki (07/30/2014) [-]
How the fuck are you Dutch?
User avatar #138 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2014) [-]
My ethnicity is Dutch, you all knew what I was trying to say.
#97 - fizzor (07/30/2014) [-]
#93 - sinconn (07/30/2014) [-]
I'm a nigger, but live in Canada and have never been to Africa. I also can't speak a word of Nigger. Oh, how I wish I could at least speak my language.
#102 - trollypollyz (07/30/2014) [-]
It's exactly 1:52 Am. You sir have made me laugh longer than I have in a long time, fukn favorited.
#96 - huntergriff (07/30/2014) [-]
#47 - Alright, that was pretty ****** funny 07/30/2014 on 3paranormal5me 0
#267 - You know what, you're right. 07/30/2014 on Is This Even Possible? 0
#16 - I don't really like Terry. Smarmy little prick so full of hims… 07/30/2014 on Batman +1
#159 - besides the Hulk, that is. 07/30/2014 on Wayne owns Kent 0
#175 - Picture 07/30/2014 on Is This Even Possible? +1
#170 - Could of sworn he said he was Jewish  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Is This Even Possible? 0
User avatar #173 - jacksonrhoads (07/30/2014) [-]
He was born jewish, but he definitely has renounced it
#175 - wilfredfanforever (07/30/2014) [-]
#250 - I'll check it out 07/30/2014 on PEETEEESSDEE 0
#105 - Jon Stewart and Bill Maher are actually good friends, they don…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Is This Even Possible? +3
User avatar #252 - pokemonstheshiz (07/30/2014) [-]
That doesn't mean other people can't perceive Bill as a dick. What anon was trying to say is that Bill Maher is very blatantly anti-religious and annoying about it (think Ricky Gervais, but with a political show), whereas Jon and Colbert are much less so, despite being on comedy political shows that often make fun of religion/religious people.
User avatar #267 - wilfredfanforever (07/30/2014) [-]
You know what, you're right.
#169 - jacksonrhoads has deleted their comment.
User avatar #170 - wilfredfanforever (07/30/2014) [-]
Could of sworn he said he was Jewish
User avatar #173 - jacksonrhoads (07/30/2014) [-]
He was born jewish, but he definitely has renounced it
#175 - wilfredfanforever (07/30/2014) [-]
#187 - **** . 07/29/2014 on PEETEEESSDEE 0
#70 - ........I liked the movie  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on lovely +1
User avatar #87 - thisguyissmallllll (07/31/2014) [-]
You're one in a million kid.
#181 - Do you guys remember the movie Rambo? the original? I know it'…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/29/2014 on PEETEEESSDEE +3
User avatar #234 - Tyranitar (07/30/2014) [-]
I was told that the beginning of Saving Private Ryan gave the best example Hollywood is capable of giving on how horrible and terrifying war can be.
User avatar #294 - kevinator (07/30/2014) [-]
I had actually grown a fear of war because of this exact movie when I was younger, the beach scene and the one with the knife fight, show you how horrific it can be.
User avatar #235 - Tyranitar (07/30/2014) [-]
Haven't seen it yet, sadly, but I hear nothing but good things.
User avatar #250 - wilfredfanforever (07/30/2014) [-]
I'll check it out
User avatar #183 - thefifthdoctor (07/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #187 - wilfredfanforever (07/29/2014) [-]
Shit.
#1 - So uh, you like Rooster Teeth?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on hispanicatthedisco's profile 0
#2 - hispanicatthedisco (07/30/2014) [-]
Enough to make it a part of my funnyjunk name
#471 - Thanks phanact! 07/29/2014 on It's over guys!!! +1
#90 - Keep your chin up. It'll all work out soon enough.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on Soulmate 0
User avatar #94 - sushiwins (07/29/2014) [-]
i really didnt think any one would reply. thanks though i appreciate it.

#86 - I'm not committing widespread and waging a war on two fronts 07/29/2014 on YLYL - Did you know? 0
#336 - Remember when we always use to make fun of black people? 07/29/2014 on Thin Privilege Exists! +10
#101 - NOW I remember 07/28/2014 on God damn news 0
#60 - nice username 07/28/2014 on I am kill +16
#167 - you've done a great job pissing off all of our potheads. 07/28/2014 on how to mentally destroy a... 0
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User avatar #73 to #72 - wilfredfanforever (06/04/2014) [-]
Indeed I have
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User avatar #65 to #56 - wilfredfanforever (04/01/2014) [-]
gimme back john, my little boy
User avatar #66 to #65 - hodon (04/05/2014) [-]
Do you really want him?
User avatar #67 to #66 - wilfredfanforever (04/06/2014) [-]
who wouldn't
User avatar #68 to #67 - hodon (04/08/2014) [-]
Girls....ooooh fuken gottem
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User avatar #38 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
hey man. this is my old banned account
notice the delicious blue name?
User avatar #39 to #38 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
I'll get there one day... one day.
User avatar #40 to #39 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Yeh I wish I made mine sooner. I was anon for a long time, I could of been cool like all the oldfags.

So uh, when you gettin more xbox membership
User avatar #41 to #40 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
It'll never be as blue as kodylol.

Can I was money on my account to buy member ship? if yes then I can get it now.
User avatar #47 to #41 - Kodylol (01/12/2014) [-]
****** so blue yo.
#48 to #47 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
Holy **** , it's you. And it's so blue it's purple.
User avatar #50 to #49 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
I don't know how to respond to this. Is it your theme song?
User avatar #42 to #41 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Prolly got a purple name by now.

Also I think you accidentally your sentence
User avatar #44 to #43 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
If your account is linked to a credit card then transactions will charge from the card

Or if you have left over Microsoft points then they will probably be converted to dollar amounts
User avatar #45 to #44 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
One way to find out.
User avatar #51 to #45 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Soooo?
User avatar #53 to #51 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #52 to #51 - wilfredfanforever (01/13/2014) [-]
can't do it
User avatar #46 to #45 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Do it.....
User avatar #35 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Hi, I was wondering if you were using your points/items?

If not; I would really enjoy having them.

I promise they will go to a good use (items).

All you have to do is go to my profile and trade them over to me or I can for you.
User avatar #36 to #35 - wilfredfanforever (09/06/2013) [-]
do whatever you want as long as you call me daddy
#37 to #36 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you so much!
You are a very generous person.

Enjoy my friends abs.
#28 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
<3 you too
<3 you too
#33 to #32 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2013) [-]
Wilfred is awesome
Wilfred is awesome
#34 to #33 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
You got that right sweet tits
You got that right sweet tits
User avatar #14 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Nearly two hundred thumbs down...

Were you really ready for their rage?
User avatar #15 to #14 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
I expected some angry replies, but not the **** storm I unleashed.
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Hmm. I usually see posts with that image thumbed up, but the last two times it didn't seem to be as lucky for the posters.
User avatar #17 to #16 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
unlucky? ya I'll say
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I got around seventy thumbs down on a post not too long ago, but it was negated (in a sense) by two other posts made around the time that had a combined total of more thumbs. Anyway, sometimes I just find comments with that many thumbs down amusing for some reason. Have you seen that one "9/11 wasn't funny" comment? It has gone over ten thousand red thumbs a while ago.
User avatar #19 to #18 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
link? I don't recall this
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/200731/Stewie%20/1#1

Behold! The most amazoing comment on the website, mainly just because of all of those !!red thumbs!!!
User avatar #21 to #20 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
Holy **** man, look at that.
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah man, that is pretty wacky. I just wonder how it went in its early days, regarding that, apparently, not long after it was made it was already a sight to be seen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
poor bastard, Never saw it coming
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I wonder how the person who posted that feels.
User avatar #25 to #24 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
he probably is pretty happy he rustled all those jimmies
User avatar #26 to #25 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
It's possible that he doesn't know at all. Oh well. He himself doesn't matter to us beyond that single comment.
User avatar #27 to #26 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
very true
User avatar #5 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for those golden, succulent bananas
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