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Gender: male
Age: 26
Video Games Played: Mortal Kombat, Assassins Creed series,Halo, Gears of War...
X-box Gamertag: christopher V13
Interests: Bitches.
Date Signed Up:11/30/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:phoenix
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#7868
Highest Content Rank:#967
Highest Comment Rank:#820
Content Thumbs: 9103 total,  10366 ,  1263
Comment Thumbs: 9095 total,  11293 ,  2198
Content Level Progress: 71% (71/100)
Level 190 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 191 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 75% (75/100)
Level 286 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 287 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:3
Content Views:304456
Times Content Favorited:336 times
Total Comments Made:3720
FJ Points:2454
Favorite Tags: Love (3) | i (2)
I am a Metal-Head and Misanthropist who laughs at almost any form of humor.

latest user's comments

#96 - Oh **** , that was pretty depressing. "Here l… 11/11/2014 on VG Cats: Nuance 0
#91 - I unfortunately missed it. 11/11/2014 on Gotta Love Simpsorama +1
#707 - Am I supposed to feel sympathy for criminals? **** … 11/11/2014 on Worth the read. 0
#66 - He's great.  [+] (7 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Dragonball? +1
User avatar #68 - hashtronaut (11/11/2014) [-]
ive raised little dick(y) awareness tenfold on funnyjunk this year
User avatar #70 - trolljunkusa (11/11/2014) [-]
I hate it when I'm masturbating and I can't get it up and then I accidentally click on a gay hardcore porn video that i accidentally saved in favorites and immediately get hard and fap to that video for 20 minutes before splurging all over my keyboard
User avatar #71 - hashtronaut (11/11/2014) [-]
am i supposed to laugh
User avatar #72 - trolljunkusa (11/11/2014) [-]
that's up to you my friend
User avatar #73 - hashtronaut (11/11/2014) [-]
then... nah. but a for effort. in another note do you know who lil dicky is because you should
User avatar #74 - trolljunkusa (11/11/2014) [-]
Yes I know exactly who he is lolololol
User avatar #75 - hashtronaut (11/11/2014) [-]
i love that man. homo 989038309 x 0
#89 - I want it too 11/11/2014 on thug life 0
#75 - Weezer - Say It Ain't So. 10/28/2014 on Scary Movie +1
#198 - so I hear 10/28/2014 on Not that I'm complaining 0
#194 - never heard of him  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Not that I'm complaining 0
User avatar #196 - metalcoldreaper (10/28/2014) [-]
you missed out.
User avatar #198 - wilfredfanforever (10/28/2014) [-]
so I hear
#104 - Oh, Metallica. You never fail to amuse me. 10/26/2014 on Lighters 0
#96 - You missed one crucial stage in his life. 10/26/2014 on Lighters 0
#178 - ******* Rekt 10/26/2014 on fookin rekt m8 0
#119 - "Here, hold my fanny-pack. I'm gonna go **** … 10/26/2014 on Things that have never been... +1
#229 - Is he a nice guy? 10/25/2014 on Sex 0
#6127 - **wilfredfanforever rolls 998,673,460** I'll take my free … 10/24/2014 on Free Steam +2
#105 - Wally West is best Flash. 10/24/2014 on I have no idea who this is 0
#104 - Pretty great. I like it. Episode 8 will feature a duel with Th… 10/24/2014 on I have no idea who this is 0
#103 - Yup it's The Justice League. 10/24/2014 on I have no idea who this is 0
#24 - Have not seen that **** in ages  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on He must be working with Kotaku 0
User avatar #28 - srhkid (10/19/2014) [-]
I saw it when it first aired on Cartoon Network. I watched it twice and never heard about it after
#106 - nevermind I'm an idiot  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on shadow of mordor +1
User avatar #108 - joejigsaw (10/14/2014) [-]
The first step is always admitting it.
#105 - I think you accidentally your sentence 10/14/2014 on shadow of mordor 0
#147 - Mortal Kombat mentioned. Swell with blood and amputated limbs.… 10/14/2014 on Some Random Interesting... +9
#111 - thanks, I guess.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on solid parenting 0
User avatar #112 - lesolan (10/14/2014) [-]
I am here but to serve the greater good of FJ.
#107 - Godspeed  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2014 on solid parenting +1
#110 - lesolan (10/14/2014) [-]
6/10, fairly tame for internet shock factor standards today.

This is directly under the video: The video which was shot in 2005 depicts Kenneth Pinyan an American engineer working for Boeing, receiving anal sex from a stallion. The incident was known as the “Enumclaw horse sex case”. During the sex act he suffered a perforated colon and later died from the injuries.

This is all accurate information, however, the actual clip is fairly tame. Kenneth is bent over with only his naked ass and legs on screen. With some coaxing from the second, unnamed man, the horse mounts Kenneth, thrusts a few times, then dismounts after ejaculation.

There wasn't any blood, minimal exposure of horse penis, and very little actual action. Pretty much the worst consists of Mr. Pinyan grunting out 'oh god' a few times, in obvious pain/discomfort.

I hope this clinical review of the linked video is to your pleasure. If you ever need me again, I am but a name call away.

posted may or may not be relevant dependent on reader's sexual interests/fetishes.
User avatar #111 - wilfredfanforever (10/14/2014) [-]
thanks, I guess.
User avatar #112 - lesolan (10/14/2014) [-]
I am here but to serve the greater good of FJ.
#79 - this one is cool too  [+] (5 new replies) 10/12/2014 on I watch porn for the plot +49
#151 - ribocoon (10/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #120 - nutsfromahippie (10/12/2014) [-]
I'M NOT EVEN SKELETOR!
I'M ACTUALLY A NIGGER!
User avatar #107 - daftiduck (10/12/2014) [-]
Porn and comedy should stay separate. But jesus christ that was funny!
User avatar #88 - technoshaman (10/12/2014) [-]
Holy shit that was amazing. +1
User avatar #86 - snacky (10/12/2014) [-]
Jesus fucking Christ that was way to godam funny
#47 - dang, oh well 10/11/2014 on God Bless perversion 0
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User avatar #73 to #72 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
Indeed I have
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User avatar #65 to #56 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
gimme back john, my little boy
User avatar #66 to #65 - hodon (04/05/2014) [-]
Do you really want him?
User avatar #67 to #66 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
who wouldn't
User avatar #68 to #67 - hodon (04/08/2014) [-]
Girls....ooooh fuken gottem
User avatar #69 to #68 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
oooooh
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User avatar #38 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
hey man. this is my old banned account
notice the delicious blue name?
User avatar #39 to #38 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
I'll get there one day... one day.
User avatar #40 to #39 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Yeh I wish I made mine sooner. I was anon for a long time, I could of been cool like all the oldfags.

So uh, when you gettin more xbox membership
User avatar #41 to #40 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
It'll never be as blue as kodylol.

Can I was money on my account to buy member ship? if yes then I can get it now.
User avatar #47 to #41 - Kodylol (01/12/2014) [-]
****** so blue yo.
#48 to #47 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
Holy **** , it's you. And it's so blue it's purple.
User avatar #50 to #49 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
I don't know how to respond to this. Is it your theme song?
User avatar #42 to #41 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Prolly got a purple name by now.

Also I think you accidentally your sentence
User avatar #43 to #42 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
use*
User avatar #44 to #43 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
If your account is linked to a credit card then transactions will charge from the card

Or if you have left over Microsoft points then they will probably be converted to dollar amounts
User avatar #45 to #44 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
One way to find out.
User avatar #51 to #45 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Soooo?
User avatar #53 to #51 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #52 to #51 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
can't do it
User avatar #46 to #45 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Do it.....
User avatar #35 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Hi, I was wondering if you were using your points/items?

If not; I would really enjoy having them.

I promise they will go to a good use (items).

All you have to do is go to my profile and trade them over to me or I can for you.
User avatar #36 to #35 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
do whatever you want as long as you call me daddy
#37 to #36 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you so much!
You are a very generous person.

Enjoy my friends abs.
#28 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
<3 you too
<3 you too
#33 to #32 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Wilfred is awesome
Wilfred is awesome
#34 to #33 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
You got that right sweet tits
You got that right sweet tits
User avatar #14 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Nearly two hundred thumbs down...

Were you really ready for their rage?
User avatar #15 to #14 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
I expected some angry replies, but not the **** storm I unleashed.
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Hmm. I usually see posts with that image thumbed up, but the last two times it didn't seem to be as lucky for the posters.
User avatar #17 to #16 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
unlucky? ya I'll say
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I got around seventy thumbs down on a post not too long ago, but it was negated (in a sense) by two other posts made around the time that had a combined total of more thumbs. Anyway, sometimes I just find comments with that many thumbs down amusing for some reason. Have you seen that one "9/11 wasn't funny" comment? It has gone over ten thousand red thumbs a while ago.
User avatar #19 to #18 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
link? I don't recall this
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/200731/Stewie%20/1#1

Behold! The most amazoing comment on the website, mainly just because of all of those !!red thumbs!!!
User avatar #21 to #20 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
Holy **** man, look at that.
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah man, that is pretty wacky. I just wonder how it went in its early days, regarding that, apparently, not long after it was made it was already a sight to be seen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
poor bastard, Never saw it coming
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I wonder how the person who posted that feels.
User avatar #25 to #24 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
he probably is pretty happy he rustled all those jimmies
User avatar #26 to #25 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
It's possible that he doesn't know at all. Oh well. He himself doesn't matter to us beyond that single comment.
User avatar #27 to #26 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
very true
User avatar #5 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for those golden, succulent bananas
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