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Gender: male
Age: 26
Video Games Played: Mortal Kombat, Assassins Creed series,Halo, Gears of War...
X-box Gamertag: christopher V13
Interests: Bitches.
Date Signed Up:11/30/2011
Last Login:12/18/2014
Location:phoenix
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Highest Content Rank:#967
Highest Comment Rank:#820
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I am a Metal-Head and Misanthropist who laughs at almost any form of humor.

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#98 - Anytime, man. Good luck. 03/09/2014 on Say no +1
#94 - That's nothing to be ashamed of, my friend. I myself have alwa…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Say no 0
User avatar #96 - lateday (03/09/2014) [-]
I like you. You seem smart.
She said she will quit because I hate it. But the fact that she gave in bothers me. I feel I can't trust her with quitting. She's only been on it for a month, but she told me it has gotten out of hand a few times. The vice and dependence is there already. And I don't want to pressure her. I'll talk to her about it. But I'm worried how I'll behave with her now. I don't trust her as before certainly. I thought she would never do it. Anyway, thank you. You have given me a little bit of peace.
User avatar #98 - wilfredfanforever (03/09/2014) [-]
Anytime, man. Good luck.
#90 - No problem. Now answer me this, are you mad about that because…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Say no 0
User avatar #91 - lateday (03/09/2014) [-]
I like your questions. Again, both. I really am concerned about her health, but I've always loathed the habit in itself. I guess you could say I am mad because of the habit.
User avatar #94 - wilfredfanforever (03/09/2014) [-]
That's nothing to be ashamed of, my friend. I myself have always been a live and let live guy, but it is an ugly habit. It smells for one, and it's in no way healthy. Try talking to her about it. Work with her about trying to kick the habit, and if she won't budge, see if you can get her to do it less or when you're not around.
User avatar #96 - lateday (03/09/2014) [-]
I like you. You seem smart.
She said she will quit because I hate it. But the fact that she gave in bothers me. I feel I can't trust her with quitting. She's only been on it for a month, but she told me it has gotten out of hand a few times. The vice and dependence is there already. And I don't want to pressure her. I'll talk to her about it. But I'm worried how I'll behave with her now. I don't trust her as before certainly. I thought she would never do it. Anyway, thank you. You have given me a little bit of peace.
User avatar #98 - wilfredfanforever (03/09/2014) [-]
Anytime, man. Good luck.
#88 - And what exactly were you mad about? the fact that she's a smo…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Say no 0
User avatar #89 - lateday (03/09/2014) [-]
A bit of both, but mostly because she is a smoker. Thanks for answering by the way.
User avatar #90 - wilfredfanforever (03/09/2014) [-]
No problem. Now answer me this, are you mad about that because you're concerned for her health, or because you don't like the habit?
User avatar #91 - lateday (03/09/2014) [-]
I like your questions. Again, both. I really am concerned about her health, but I've always loathed the habit in itself. I guess you could say I am mad because of the habit.
User avatar #94 - wilfredfanforever (03/09/2014) [-]
That's nothing to be ashamed of, my friend. I myself have always been a live and let live guy, but it is an ugly habit. It smells for one, and it's in no way healthy. Try talking to her about it. Work with her about trying to kick the habit, and if she won't budge, see if you can get her to do it less or when you're not around.
User avatar #96 - lateday (03/09/2014) [-]
I like you. You seem smart.
She said she will quit because I hate it. But the fact that she gave in bothers me. I feel I can't trust her with quitting. She's only been on it for a month, but she told me it has gotten out of hand a few times. The vice and dependence is there already. And I don't want to pressure her. I'll talk to her about it. But I'm worried how I'll behave with her now. I don't trust her as before certainly. I thought she would never do it. Anyway, thank you. You have given me a little bit of peace.
User avatar #98 - wilfredfanforever (03/09/2014) [-]
Anytime, man. Good luck.
#364 - #3 is the great pumpkin 03/09/2014 on Where is Jessica Hyde? 0
#26 - How about klick.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on Dad brought me McDonalds 0
User avatar #32 - klick (03/08/2014) [-]
I like it! But it only makes sense for the sexy male whores.
All sexy male whores shale be called "Klicks"
#869 - So at what point in your life did you realize vagina was below… 03/08/2014 on Want a personal... 0
#20 - Your comment brings this trailer to mind. 03/08/2014 on I am the night +1
#104 - Is it Jar-Jar 03/08/2014 on Shaak Ti 0
#41 - Picture 03/08/2014 on penis +5
#78 - Is it such a crime to laugh at stupid humor? 03/08/2014 on Raka arslet för fan +1
#29 - Well fondle my urethra and call me a bitch, what a twist. 03/07/2014 on what a twist +1
#179 - If The U.S. tried to invade Russia, the chances of success wou…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2014 on russia this moment... 0
User avatar #180 - buttgauges (03/06/2014) [-]
Have you looked at how crazy the U.S. military spending is?
#177 - I mean if it came down to invading one another, the odds would…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/06/2014 on russia this moment... 0
#178 - buttgauges (03/06/2014) [-]
You think that Russia has better odds at winning if they invade the U.S.?
User avatar #179 - wilfredfanforever (03/06/2014) [-]
If The U.S. tried to invade Russia, the chances of success would not be great. It's big, and it's cold. Russia invading the U.S. has a higher chance of success for them, I'd say.
User avatar #180 - buttgauges (03/06/2014) [-]
Have you looked at how crazy the U.S. military spending is?
#63 - Russia, wtf. I always looked at Russia as one of the best coun…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/06/2014 on russia this moment... 0
#146 - anonymous (03/06/2014) [-]
I really don't get some people who supports Putin on the internet
I mean srsly faggots ? He made a conference telling lies that russians being oppressed in ukraine - it's clearly fucking not because there's nooo fucking evidence anywhere, only the russians tell it as an excuse. But there's tons of videos where russian beats ukrainians IN UKRAINE. They also arrest peace protesters in russia.
WAKE THE FUCKING UP WORLD. THIS IS NO JOKE. CAN'T YOU SEE THE NEW HITLER ?


Look at your fucking history, Germany invaded Czechoslovakia because of ethnic german population it was considered a natural place to claim for an expansion of territory.

I also live in eastern europe and I really don't want my country to mobilize his fucking army and send me to death.
#118 - anonymous (03/06/2014) [-]
smart...

This country is as fucked up as any other 3rd wolrd country.
Their only luck is to have a lot of resources. There is a huge potential for sure, but Putin the Destroyer is too busy riding bears and showing his dick to the wolrd.
#116 - buttgauges (03/06/2014) [-]
>sure as hell as strong as America
User avatar #177 - wilfredfanforever (03/06/2014) [-]
I mean if it came down to invading one another, the odds would be in their favor.
#178 - buttgauges (03/06/2014) [-]
You think that Russia has better odds at winning if they invade the U.S.?
User avatar #179 - wilfredfanforever (03/06/2014) [-]
If The U.S. tried to invade Russia, the chances of success would not be great. It's big, and it's cold. Russia invading the U.S. has a higher chance of success for them, I'd say.
User avatar #180 - buttgauges (03/06/2014) [-]
Have you looked at how crazy the U.S. military spending is?
User avatar #103 - damping (03/06/2014) [-]
Not even close to as strong as the US but OK.
#119 - anonymous (03/06/2014) [-]
You're right, is clearly stronger than the US.
#106 - worldofwarcraftdog (03/06/2014) [-]
#231 - How about Jabba The Hut? 03/06/2014 on Commandos 0
#113 - The Lord Regent, Havelok, and Martin. Loved every bloody minute. 03/06/2014 on whale whale whale... +1
#109 - PSYCHOPATH. Plus, he was a jerk about it too.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2014 on whale whale whale... +1
#111 - shouldhaverolled (03/06/2014) [-]
Lets just agree that Lord Regent got his shit wrecked in every possible way and I enjoyed every moment of shanking the motherfucker
#113 - wilfredfanforever (03/06/2014) [-]
The Lord Regent, Havelok, and Martin. Loved every bloody minute.
#107 - you sick bastard  [+] (4 new replies) 03/06/2014 on whale whale whale... +1
#108 - shouldhaverolled (03/06/2014) [-]
said the one who killed a mute psychopath who tool pride in his work
#109 - wilfredfanforever (03/06/2014) [-]
PSYCHOPATH. Plus, he was a jerk about it too.
#111 - shouldhaverolled (03/06/2014) [-]
Lets just agree that Lord Regent got his shit wrecked in every possible way and I enjoyed every moment of shanking the motherfucker
#113 - wilfredfanforever (03/06/2014) [-]
The Lord Regent, Havelok, and Martin. Loved every bloody minute.
#105 - You mean the torturer? I enjoyed killing him. I I killed his d…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/06/2014 on whale whale whale... +1
#106 - shouldhaverolled (03/06/2014) [-]
Well I enjoyed killing the whale
so fuck you
#107 - wilfredfanforever (03/06/2014) [-]
you sick bastard
#108 - shouldhaverolled (03/06/2014) [-]
said the one who killed a mute psychopath who tool pride in his work
#109 - wilfredfanforever (03/06/2014) [-]
PSYCHOPATH. Plus, he was a jerk about it too.
#111 - shouldhaverolled (03/06/2014) [-]
Lets just agree that Lord Regent got his shit wrecked in every possible way and I enjoyed every moment of shanking the motherfucker
#113 - wilfredfanforever (03/06/2014) [-]
The Lord Regent, Havelok, and Martin. Loved every bloody minute.
#103 - I felt bad killing the whale in the slaughterhouse, but I real…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/06/2014 on whale whale whale... +2
#104 - shouldhaverolled (03/06/2014) [-]
I absolutely know that feel.
I didnt want to kill the executioner because of all his wacky antics during the night automatically put him to #1 on my "men who do not give a single fuck" list
but the roooooons
#105 - wilfredfanforever (03/06/2014) [-]
You mean the torturer? I enjoyed killing him. I I killed his dog in front of him, then did battle with him. I reloaded and was a bit more merciful with the dog the 2 - 10th time around.
#106 - shouldhaverolled (03/06/2014) [-]
Well I enjoyed killing the whale
so fuck you
#107 - wilfredfanforever (03/06/2014) [-]
you sick bastard
#108 - shouldhaverolled (03/06/2014) [-]
said the one who killed a mute psychopath who tool pride in his work
#109 - wilfredfanforever (03/06/2014) [-]
PSYCHOPATH. Plus, he was a jerk about it too.
#111 - shouldhaverolled (03/06/2014) [-]
Lets just agree that Lord Regent got his shit wrecked in every possible way and I enjoyed every moment of shanking the motherfucker
#113 - wilfredfanforever (03/06/2014) [-]
The Lord Regent, Havelok, and Martin. Loved every bloody minute.
#90 - We don't talk about that.  [+] (17 new replies) 03/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #96 - vortexrain (03/05/2014) [-]
It fucking happened, get over it.
#97 - demonfox (03/05/2014) [-]
No. We will never acknowledge it's existance
User avatar #99 - vortexrain (03/05/2014) [-]
You know what else happened? Dragonball Evolution, The Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, and The last Airbender.
#100 - demonfox (03/05/2014) [-]
Nope, no never happened.
User avatar #101 - vortexrain (03/05/2014) [-]
Prove it.
#103 - demonfox (03/05/2014) [-]
Prove what?
User avatar #106 - vortexrain (03/05/2014) [-]
That the previously mentioned movies, never happened.
#108 - demonfox (03/05/2014) [-]
No need to because they never happened
User avatar #119 - vortexrain (03/05/2014) [-]
The Last Airbender www.imdb.com/title/tt0938283/
Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull www.imdb.com/title/tt0367882/
Dragonball: Evolution www.imdb.com/title/tt1098327/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
The Phantom Menace www.imdb.com/title/tt0120915/?ref_=nv_sr_3
Attack of the Clones www.imdb.com/title/tt0121765/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
Revenge of the Sith www.imdb.com/title/tt0121766/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
#120 - demonfox (03/05/2014) [-]
I reject your reality and substitute my own
User avatar #121 - vortexrain (03/05/2014) [-]
You'd make a good christian. Yes, I brought religion into this.
#123 - demonfox (03/05/2014) [-]
well it was bound to happen sooner or later
User avatar #125 - vortexrain (03/05/2014) [-]
Well, I could've gone to Hitler.
#127 - demonfox (03/05/2014) [-]
and now you have lets do ponies next and get it over with
#130 - vortexrain (03/05/2014) [-]
#132 - demonfox (03/05/2014) [-]
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT! The funnyjunk trifecta thank you ladies and gentlemen.
User avatar #133 - vortexrain (03/05/2014) [-]
Goodnight Everybody.
#135 - "Press this button here to donate," admin whispers i…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2014 on admin confirmed for alpha... +1
#164 - pizzaweed (03/03/2014) [-]
#111 - Congratulations.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2014 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #113 - iamthepapercut (03/02/2014) [-]
There's no need to be rude.
#253 - Bloodgartham (03/03/2014) [-]
Compared to the few idiots that shout the loudest on this site, no one really cares about your sex, as long as you don't act like a total dickwad.
#48 - I want my last words to be be : "Spitters Are Quitters" 03/02/2014 on Shit happens 0
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User avatar #73 to #72 - wilfredfanforever (06/04/2014) [-]
Indeed I have
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User avatar #65 to #56 - wilfredfanforever (04/01/2014) [-]
gimme back john, my little boy
User avatar #66 to #65 - hodon (04/05/2014) [-]
Do you really want him?
User avatar #67 to #66 - wilfredfanforever (04/06/2014) [-]
who wouldn't
User avatar #68 to #67 - hodon (04/08/2014) [-]
Girls....ooooh fuken gottem
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User avatar #38 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
hey man. this is my old banned account
notice the delicious blue name?
User avatar #39 to #38 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
I'll get there one day... one day.
User avatar #40 to #39 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Yeh I wish I made mine sooner. I was anon for a long time, I could of been cool like all the oldfags.

So uh, when you gettin more xbox membership
User avatar #41 to #40 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
It'll never be as blue as kodylol.

Can I was money on my account to buy member ship? if yes then I can get it now.
User avatar #47 to #41 - Kodylol (01/12/2014) [-]
****** so blue yo.
#48 to #47 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
Holy **** , it's you. And it's so blue it's purple.
User avatar #50 to #49 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
I don't know how to respond to this. Is it your theme song?
User avatar #42 to #41 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Prolly got a purple name by now.

Also I think you accidentally your sentence
User avatar #44 to #43 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
If your account is linked to a credit card then transactions will charge from the card

Or if you have left over Microsoft points then they will probably be converted to dollar amounts
User avatar #45 to #44 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
One way to find out.
User avatar #51 to #45 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Soooo?
User avatar #53 to #51 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #52 to #51 - wilfredfanforever (01/13/2014) [-]
can't do it
User avatar #46 to #45 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Do it.....
User avatar #35 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Hi, I was wondering if you were using your points/items?

If not; I would really enjoy having them.

I promise they will go to a good use (items).

All you have to do is go to my profile and trade them over to me or I can for you.
User avatar #36 to #35 - wilfredfanforever (09/06/2013) [-]
do whatever you want as long as you call me daddy
#37 to #36 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you so much!
You are a very generous person.

Enjoy my friends abs.
#28 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
<3 you too
<3 you too
#33 to #32 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2013) [-]
Wilfred is awesome
Wilfred is awesome
#34 to #33 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
You got that right sweet tits
You got that right sweet tits
User avatar #14 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Nearly two hundred thumbs down...

Were you really ready for their rage?
User avatar #15 to #14 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
I expected some angry replies, but not the **** storm I unleashed.
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Hmm. I usually see posts with that image thumbed up, but the last two times it didn't seem to be as lucky for the posters.
User avatar #17 to #16 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
unlucky? ya I'll say
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I got around seventy thumbs down on a post not too long ago, but it was negated (in a sense) by two other posts made around the time that had a combined total of more thumbs. Anyway, sometimes I just find comments with that many thumbs down amusing for some reason. Have you seen that one "9/11 wasn't funny" comment? It has gone over ten thousand red thumbs a while ago.
User avatar #19 to #18 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
link? I don't recall this
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/200731/Stewie%20/1#1

Behold! The most amazoing comment on the website, mainly just because of all of those !!red thumbs!!!
User avatar #21 to #20 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
Holy **** man, look at that.
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah man, that is pretty wacky. I just wonder how it went in its early days, regarding that, apparently, not long after it was made it was already a sight to be seen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
poor bastard, Never saw it coming
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I wonder how the person who posted that feels.
User avatar #25 to #24 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
he probably is pretty happy he rustled all those jimmies
User avatar #26 to #25 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
It's possible that he doesn't know at all. Oh well. He himself doesn't matter to us beyond that single comment.
User avatar #27 to #26 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
very true
User avatar #5 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for those golden, succulent bananas
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