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Gender: male
Age: 25
Video Games Played: Assassins Creed series,Halo, Gears of War...
X-box Gamertag: christopher V13
Interests: Bitches.
Date Signed Up:11/30/2011
Last Login:10/28/2014
Location:phoenix
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#5271
Highest Content Rank:#967
Highest Comment Rank:#820
Content Thumbs: 9103 total,  10366 ,  1263
Comment Thumbs: 8998 total,  11191 ,  2193
Content Level Progress: 71% (71/100)
Level 190 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 191 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 98% (98/100)
Level 285 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 286 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:3
Content Views:304172
Times Content Favorited:336 times
Total Comments Made:3655
FJ Points:2377
Favorite Tags: Love (3) | i (2)
I am a Metal-Head and Misanthropist who laughs at almost any form of humor.

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#72 - That's how I feel. To me, it's just a piece of paper. One guy …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2014 on thats true.. 0
User avatar #87 - psydoc (02/05/2014) [-]
This may be a weird perspective, but I once saw a list that had a bunch of methods for picking a new employee listed from most effective (highest correlation with future success) to lowest effectiveness. Basically the most effective way to hire someone would be to let people work for you for a while before deciding if you're going to keep them (the closest the activity is to the actual working environment the higher it was on the list). However people have a real hard time having someone work for them, then letting them go or firing them. So instead we rely on less effective but easier methods like interviews, requiring degrees and so on.
#108 - Picture 02/02/2014 on Dumb ? 0
#105 - He's great.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2014 on Dumb ? 0
#107 - messerauditore (02/02/2014) [-]
He really is.
#108 - wilfredfanforever (02/02/2014) [-]
#98 - Don't you hate when you're blowing a dude and he ends up bein…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/02/2014 on Dumb ? 0
#100 - messerauditore (02/02/2014) [-]
#105 - wilfredfanforever (02/02/2014) [-]
He's great.
#107 - messerauditore (02/02/2014) [-]
He really is.
#108 - wilfredfanforever (02/02/2014) [-]
#95 - And I masturbate because I'm the only one with Standards low e…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/02/2014 on Dumb ? +1
User avatar #97 - messerauditore (02/02/2014) [-]
The people in my life, are like blades of grass. How? Cause they're all so grounded, but at least grass stays aWAY FROM MY BUTTHOLE.
User avatar #98 - wilfredfanforever (02/02/2014) [-]
Don't you hate when you're blowing a dude and he ends up being a faggot?! Yeah me too. Happened to me like three times this week.
#100 - messerauditore (02/02/2014) [-]
#105 - wilfredfanforever (02/02/2014) [-]
He's great.
#107 - messerauditore (02/02/2014) [-]
He really is.
#108 - wilfredfanforever (02/02/2014) [-]
#93 - If Jesus could walk on water, could he swim on land? #Deep.  [+] (8 new replies) 02/02/2014 on Dumb ? +1
User avatar #94 - messerauditore (02/02/2014) [-]
Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat, instead of your girlfriends face? Me neither. ME NEITHER.
User avatar #95 - wilfredfanforever (02/02/2014) [-]
And I masturbate because I'm the only one with Standards low enough to FUCK ME.
User avatar #97 - messerauditore (02/02/2014) [-]
The people in my life, are like blades of grass. How? Cause they're all so grounded, but at least grass stays aWAY FROM MY BUTTHOLE.
User avatar #98 - wilfredfanforever (02/02/2014) [-]
Don't you hate when you're blowing a dude and he ends up being a faggot?! Yeah me too. Happened to me like three times this week.
#100 - messerauditore (02/02/2014) [-]
#105 - wilfredfanforever (02/02/2014) [-]
He's great.
#107 - messerauditore (02/02/2014) [-]
He really is.
#108 - wilfredfanforever (02/02/2014) [-]
#89 - Have you been splattered by the mad hatter matador?  [+] (10 new replies) 02/02/2014 on Dumb ? +1
User avatar #91 - messerauditore (02/02/2014) [-]
I'm a feminine Eminem, a slim shady lady. But nice cause I texted Haiti
User avatar #93 - wilfredfanforever (02/02/2014) [-]
If Jesus could walk on water, could he swim on land? #Deep.
User avatar #94 - messerauditore (02/02/2014) [-]
Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat, instead of your girlfriends face? Me neither. ME NEITHER.
User avatar #95 - wilfredfanforever (02/02/2014) [-]
And I masturbate because I'm the only one with Standards low enough to FUCK ME.
User avatar #97 - messerauditore (02/02/2014) [-]
The people in my life, are like blades of grass. How? Cause they're all so grounded, but at least grass stays aWAY FROM MY BUTTHOLE.
User avatar #98 - wilfredfanforever (02/02/2014) [-]
Don't you hate when you're blowing a dude and he ends up being a faggot?! Yeah me too. Happened to me like three times this week.
#100 - messerauditore (02/02/2014) [-]
#105 - wilfredfanforever (02/02/2014) [-]
He's great.
#107 - messerauditore (02/02/2014) [-]
He really is.
#108 - wilfredfanforever (02/02/2014) [-]
#70 - Oh Peanutbitter, you may be leaving, but you'll always have a … 02/02/2014 on The End +4
#199 - sauce pls  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2014 on Big Bang 0
#51 - sauce?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Simpson fun facts. 0
#72 - baitdoesnttalkback (02/01/2014) [-]
Katy Perry Meet "The Simpsons"  Exclusive Clip 1 this isn't the full thing cause i cant find a decent quality full vid on youtube. Assume Simpsons guys take them down. But you get the idea
User avatar #69 - dajokaman (01/31/2014) [-]
I think its a 2012 christmas special
User avatar #52 - padorak (01/31/2014) [-]
the simpsons
#570 - So like Dishonored or Spec Ops : The Line. 01/31/2014 on Eyedea 0
#192 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2014 on Man vs Ant -1
User avatar #193 - acemcgunner (01/30/2014) [-]
huehuebatman
#187 - You're not true.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/30/2014 on Man vs Ant -1
User avatar #188 - acemcgunner (01/30/2014) [-]
so,is your parents!
#192 - wilfredfanforever (01/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #193 - acemcgunner (01/30/2014) [-]
huehuebatman
#56 - Ryan... why would you go to a party without your best friend? :'( 01/30/2014 on Do the Dancy Dance 0
#34 - That's a bowl.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/29/2014 on Silly Hoomans 0
User avatar #38 - angreif (01/29/2014) [-]
then why the FUCK does it say "freaks on leash"
User avatar #39 - dehnoobshow (01/29/2014) [-]
It's the comic name...?
User avatar #41 - angreif (01/29/2014) [-]
right. yeah. that's the guy who made it. i thought it was a porno. cause it fits. shhhhhhh
#42 - dehnoobshow (01/29/2014) [-]
I thought of KoRn's song.
How was pron the first thing you thought of?
User avatar #43 - angreif (01/29/2014) [-]
Cause i never really liked KoRn. And it sounds like the kind of porno a cat wearing an apron that says to lick the pussy would watch.
#45 - dehnoobshow (01/29/2014) [-]
Welp, here I was expecting a good thing to fap to.
Good day.
User avatar #46 - angreif (01/29/2014) [-]
oh. well. in that case, go for public humiliation.
#287 - You are my hero peanutbitter. 01/29/2014 on Grenadine 0
#45 - be careful man, he doesn't play that **** . 01/28/2014 on Get Wrecked Son +1
#126 - Picture 01/28/2014 on ONE EASY TRICK +29
#83 - Alright, enough internet for tonight. Goodnight, you filthy hogs. 01/28/2014 on how a new fetish works 0
#115 - That's ******* hilarious. 01/28/2014 on you're goddamn right +2
#114 - And that's perfectly alright. I have a friend who is obsessed … 01/28/2014 on you're goddamn right +2
#242 - You raise an interesting point. 01/28/2014 on Random Facts 0
#219 - That foreign chick sent my blood pressure through the *… 01/28/2014 on good guy soldier +1
#188 - damn. I'll try then. 01/28/2014 on If you know what i mean 0
#186 - I I feel like anal sex with her would be stimulating for any n… 01/28/2014 on If you know what i mean 0
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User avatar #73 to #72 - wilfredfanforever (06/04/2014) [-]
Indeed I have
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User avatar #65 to #56 - wilfredfanforever (04/01/2014) [-]
gimme back john, my little boy
User avatar #66 to #65 - hodon (04/05/2014) [-]
Do you really want him?
User avatar #67 to #66 - wilfredfanforever (04/06/2014) [-]
who wouldn't
User avatar #68 to #67 - hodon (04/08/2014) [-]
Girls....ooooh fuken gottem
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User avatar #38 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
hey man. this is my old banned account
notice the delicious blue name?
User avatar #39 to #38 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
I'll get there one day... one day.
User avatar #40 to #39 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Yeh I wish I made mine sooner. I was anon for a long time, I could of been cool like all the oldfags.

So uh, when you gettin more xbox membership
User avatar #41 to #40 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
It'll never be as blue as kodylol.

Can I was money on my account to buy member ship? if yes then I can get it now.
User avatar #47 to #41 - Kodylol (01/12/2014) [-]
****** so blue yo.
#48 to #47 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
Holy **** , it's you. And it's so blue it's purple.
User avatar #50 to #49 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
I don't know how to respond to this. Is it your theme song?
User avatar #42 to #41 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Prolly got a purple name by now.

Also I think you accidentally your sentence
User avatar #44 to #43 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
If your account is linked to a credit card then transactions will charge from the card

Or if you have left over Microsoft points then they will probably be converted to dollar amounts
User avatar #45 to #44 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
One way to find out.
User avatar #51 to #45 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Soooo?
User avatar #53 to #51 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #52 to #51 - wilfredfanforever (01/13/2014) [-]
can't do it
User avatar #46 to #45 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Do it.....
User avatar #35 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Hi, I was wondering if you were using your points/items?

If not; I would really enjoy having them.

I promise they will go to a good use (items).

All you have to do is go to my profile and trade them over to me or I can for you.
User avatar #36 to #35 - wilfredfanforever (09/06/2013) [-]
do whatever you want as long as you call me daddy
#37 to #36 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you so much!
You are a very generous person.

Enjoy my friends abs.
#28 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
<3 you too
<3 you too
#33 to #32 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2013) [-]
Wilfred is awesome
Wilfred is awesome
#34 to #33 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
You got that right sweet tits
You got that right sweet tits
User avatar #14 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Nearly two hundred thumbs down...

Were you really ready for their rage?
User avatar #15 to #14 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
I expected some angry replies, but not the **** storm I unleashed.
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Hmm. I usually see posts with that image thumbed up, but the last two times it didn't seem to be as lucky for the posters.
User avatar #17 to #16 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
unlucky? ya I'll say
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I got around seventy thumbs down on a post not too long ago, but it was negated (in a sense) by two other posts made around the time that had a combined total of more thumbs. Anyway, sometimes I just find comments with that many thumbs down amusing for some reason. Have you seen that one "9/11 wasn't funny" comment? It has gone over ten thousand red thumbs a while ago.
User avatar #19 to #18 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
link? I don't recall this
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/200731/Stewie%20/1#1

Behold! The most amazoing comment on the website, mainly just because of all of those !!red thumbs!!!
User avatar #21 to #20 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
Holy **** man, look at that.
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah man, that is pretty wacky. I just wonder how it went in its early days, regarding that, apparently, not long after it was made it was already a sight to be seen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
poor bastard, Never saw it coming
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I wonder how the person who posted that feels.
User avatar #25 to #24 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
he probably is pretty happy he rustled all those jimmies
User avatar #26 to #25 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
It's possible that he doesn't know at all. Oh well. He himself doesn't matter to us beyond that single comment.
User avatar #27 to #26 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
very true
User avatar #5 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for those golden, succulent bananas
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