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Gender: male
Age: 25
Video Games Played: Assassins Creed series,Halo, Gears of War...
X-box Gamertag: christopher V13
Interests: Bitches.
Date Signed Up:11/30/2011
Last Login:11/24/2014
Location:phoenix
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#6026
Highest Content Rank:#967
Highest Comment Rank:#820
Content Thumbs: 9103 total,  10366 ,  1263
Comment Thumbs: 9024 total,  11219 ,  2195
Content Level Progress: 71% (71/100)
Level 190 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 191 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 22% (22/100)
Level 286 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 287 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:3
Content Views:304299
Times Content Favorited:336 times
Total Comments Made:3681
FJ Points:2401
Favorite Tags: Love (3) | i (2)
I am a Metal-Head and Misanthropist who laughs at almost any form of humor.

latest user's comments

#226 - >realize I am completely alone >Masturbate. Your move  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Oh god why 0
User avatar #227 - vedgetable (02/25/2014) [-]
oke let the only sound be justin bieber music just loud enough to hear it over your fapping and kill the bonner.
User avatar #229 - wilfredfanforever (02/26/2014) [-]
you win this time
#112 - It makes me sick that there are people like that. I often find…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Actually happened 1 week ago 0
User avatar #139 - demandsgayversion (02/25/2014) [-]
In health class, I learned that when you have sex with someone, you have sex with everyone they've had sex with. So by sodomizing a child molester, you become the child molester.
#175 - thelastelephant (02/25/2014) [-]
Because, you know, that's how it works.
#184 - bonwee (02/25/2014) [-]
you are truly great for all your red dwarf comments keep this up good sir!
#151 - DemSilver (02/25/2014) [-]
Wat. Please explain
User avatar #153 - demandsgayversion (02/25/2014) [-]
Well when you have sex with someone, you're also having sex with anyone that person has had sex with, and anyone anyone they've had sex with has had sex with, like a pyramid of sex.

When a pedophile sodomizes another pedophile, they get all their power. The more powerful a pedophile you sodomize, the more powerful you will become.

There can only be one.
#178 - huntergriff (02/25/2014) [-]
#176 - eatthepolarbears (02/25/2014) [-]
So..... Sex is like consuming the heart of your enemy? Thats fucking cool bro
User avatar #177 - demandsgayversion (02/25/2014) [-]
More like consuming the dick of your enemy's child, but it's to more or less the same effect.
#179 - eatthepolarbears (02/25/2014) [-]
But everybody knows you eat the part that you want to increase in power on or in your own body..... Soooo how do you get power from a kid dick? Why not eat the enemies dick?
User avatar #180 - demandsgayversion (02/25/2014) [-]
I don't eat the dicks make the rules, I just fondle repeat them.
#155 - DemSilver (02/25/2014) [-]
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#108 -   ▲ ▲ ▲ 02/23/2014 on how to get mod rights on FJ +2
#116 - To each their own, I guess. 02/23/2014 on Glorious death by chicken 0
#169 - let's see if I remember how to do this   ▲ … 02/23/2014 on Newfags can't triforce 0
#55 - **wilfredfanforever rolled a random comment #142 posted by …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2014 on Single for too long 0
#103 - Womens Study Major (02/23/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random comment #642 posted by llanox at How fucked are you? ** :
I have no idea what the fuck will happen to me. Maybe my name is an alien weapon?


what white male fat rich privilege idiots say fuckin basturds
#81 - It depends on where you get them. if you get mcdonalds, you ar…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2014 on Glorious death by chicken 0
User avatar #110 - freemanareso (02/23/2014) [-]
I like mcdonalds nuggets though...
User avatar #116 - wilfredfanforever (02/23/2014) [-]
To each their own, I guess.
#14 - The sisters are ready. 02/22/2014 on Was the old pope really... +4
#10 - It's like a child telling an adult that they won't get any pre… 02/22/2014 on Live Life -1
#135 - new Aliens game 02/22/2014 on Gaming then and now +1
#35 - Looks like new dlc for Saints Row. 02/18/2014 on Things happen, meh +3
#161 - Thrash metal is best metal, isn't that right, Jeff?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Metal gumbo, grilled metal... +10
User avatar #370 - supercookieduster (02/18/2014) [-]
rip u sick motherfucker
User avatar #203 - padawonjohn (02/18/2014) [-]
>gets bit by spider

>becomes spider man thrash metal god

>be able to spider chord better than Mustaine

>rape satan
#72 - jokexplain is dead, I am here. The gif shows how one… 02/16/2014 on Brooo please +1
#27 - Congratulations, man. 02/15/2014 on Gift of the Year +1
#95 - I miss those days 02/15/2014 on A Very 4chan Valentine's 0
#486 - ******  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2014 on nigeltheoutlaw's profile 0
User avatar #489 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/13/2014) [-]
Comedic gold.
#229 - **wilfredfanforever rolled user nigeltheoutlaw ** 02/13/2014 on Fj vs IRL +1
#228 - **wilfredfanforever rolls 44**  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2014 on Fj vs IRL +2
User avatar #229 - wilfredfanforever (02/13/2014) [-]
**wilfredfanforever rolled user nigeltheoutlaw **
#99 - The First guy was mildly humorous. The others, were not. 02/13/2014 on The Fedora in your heart 0
#118 - Picture 02/11/2014 on (untitled) 0
#100 - Your opinion is wrong 02/11/2014 on This show was gold +1
#231 - No I'm scared. 02/09/2014 on Bill Nye the Many Faced Guy +2
#153 - Anyone got a link to the video?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2014 on Bill Nye the Many Faced Guy 0
#209 - Womens Study Major (02/09/2014) [-]
Today you're gonna be a big kid. Search Bill Nye Debate" on YouTube, and you grow up young man/lady.
User avatar #231 - wilfredfanforever (02/09/2014) [-]
No I'm scared.
#42 - **wilfredfanforever rolls 2,513** you ladies are gonna Love this. 02/09/2014 on boner bone 0
#23 - You are a disease.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2014 on /b/ tards +1
User avatar #56 - danzeebass (02/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #73 to #72 - wilfredfanforever (06/04/2014) [-]
Indeed I have
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User avatar #65 to #56 - wilfredfanforever (04/01/2014) [-]
gimme back john, my little boy
User avatar #66 to #65 - hodon (04/05/2014) [-]
Do you really want him?
User avatar #67 to #66 - wilfredfanforever (04/06/2014) [-]
who wouldn't
User avatar #68 to #67 - hodon (04/08/2014) [-]
Girls....ooooh fuken gottem
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User avatar #38 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
hey man. this is my old banned account
notice the delicious blue name?
User avatar #39 to #38 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
I'll get there one day... one day.
User avatar #40 to #39 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Yeh I wish I made mine sooner. I was anon for a long time, I could of been cool like all the oldfags.

So uh, when you gettin more xbox membership
User avatar #41 to #40 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
It'll never be as blue as kodylol.

Can I was money on my account to buy member ship? if yes then I can get it now.
User avatar #47 to #41 - Kodylol (01/12/2014) [-]
****** so blue yo.
#48 to #47 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
Holy **** , it's you. And it's so blue it's purple.
User avatar #50 to #49 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
I don't know how to respond to this. Is it your theme song?
User avatar #42 to #41 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Prolly got a purple name by now.

Also I think you accidentally your sentence
User avatar #44 to #43 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
If your account is linked to a credit card then transactions will charge from the card

Or if you have left over Microsoft points then they will probably be converted to dollar amounts
User avatar #45 to #44 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
One way to find out.
User avatar #51 to #45 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Soooo?
User avatar #53 to #51 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #52 to #51 - wilfredfanforever (01/13/2014) [-]
can't do it
User avatar #46 to #45 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Do it.....
User avatar #35 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Hi, I was wondering if you were using your points/items?

If not; I would really enjoy having them.

I promise they will go to a good use (items).

All you have to do is go to my profile and trade them over to me or I can for you.
User avatar #36 to #35 - wilfredfanforever (09/06/2013) [-]
do whatever you want as long as you call me daddy
#37 to #36 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you so much!
You are a very generous person.

Enjoy my friends abs.
#28 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
&lt;3 you too
<3 you too
#33 to #32 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2013) [-]
Wilfred is awesome
Wilfred is awesome
#34 to #33 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
You got that right sweet tits
You got that right sweet tits
User avatar #14 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Nearly two hundred thumbs down...

Were you really ready for their rage?
User avatar #15 to #14 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
I expected some angry replies, but not the **** storm I unleashed.
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Hmm. I usually see posts with that image thumbed up, but the last two times it didn't seem to be as lucky for the posters.
User avatar #17 to #16 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
unlucky? ya I'll say
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I got around seventy thumbs down on a post not too long ago, but it was negated (in a sense) by two other posts made around the time that had a combined total of more thumbs. Anyway, sometimes I just find comments with that many thumbs down amusing for some reason. Have you seen that one "9/11 wasn't funny" comment? It has gone over ten thousand red thumbs a while ago.
User avatar #19 to #18 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
link? I don't recall this
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/200731/Stewie%20/1#1

Behold! The most amazoing comment on the website, mainly just because of all of those !!red thumbs!!!
User avatar #21 to #20 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
Holy **** man, look at that.
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah man, that is pretty wacky. I just wonder how it went in its early days, regarding that, apparently, not long after it was made it was already a sight to be seen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
poor bastard, Never saw it coming
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I wonder how the person who posted that feels.
User avatar #25 to #24 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
he probably is pretty happy he rustled all those jimmies
User avatar #26 to #25 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
It's possible that he doesn't know at all. Oh well. He himself doesn't matter to us beyond that single comment.
User avatar #27 to #26 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
very true
User avatar #5 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for those golden, succulent bananas
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