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Gender: male
Age: 25
Video Games Played: Assassins Creed series,Halo, Gears of War...
X-box Gamertag: christopher V13
Interests: Bitches.
Date Signed Up:11/30/2011
Last Login:8/27/2014
Location:phoenix
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Comment Ranking:#3760
Highest Content Rank:#967
Highest Comment Rank:#820
Content Thumbs: 9101 total,  10364 ,  1263
Comment Thumbs: 8726 total,  10913 ,  2187
Content Level Progress: 70% (70/100)
Level 190 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 191 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 85% (85/100)
Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 284 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Content Views:303815
Times Content Favorited:336 times
Total Comments Made:3571
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I am a Metal-Head and Misanthropist who laughs at almost any form of humor.

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#44 - ******* hilarious 08/03/2014 on Sweet Treats for the kids 0
#17 - ***** do you just want me to tell you  [+] (11 new replies) 08/03/2014 on burned +3
User avatar #20 - yugiballs (08/03/2014) [-]
I wanted to play a game...
User avatar #21 - wilfredfanforever (08/03/2014) [-]
I know.. but I want you to have the knowledge..
User avatar #22 - yugiballs (08/03/2014) [-]
That brony cunt over there just ruined it. But thanks anyways. Fuck, some people are just dicks, xbyronx is a prime example.
User avatar #23 - wilfredfanforever (08/03/2014) [-]
Well, that's too bad.
User avatar #24 - yugiballs (08/03/2014) [-]
Thanks anyways dude.
#26 - xbyronx (08/03/2014) [-]
I-I just wanted to help.
User avatar #60 - yugiballs (08/04/2014) [-]
I asked for morphine to numb the pain, you gave me cyanide and ended it.
User avatar #61 - xbyronx (08/04/2014) [-]
well at least you're in a better place now.
User avatar #62 - yugiballs (08/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, NSFW
#27 - reloyjerkins (08/03/2014) [-]
haha, here for you
User avatar #25 - wilfredfanforever (08/03/2014) [-]
anytime
#28 - Not sure. Although if they're being dicks you should put a sto… 08/03/2014 on Crows 0
#63 - HFW 08/03/2014 on Bitch you ain't slick +1
#45 - Every single time they do an episode involving flashbacks of M… 08/03/2014 on Adventure time feels 0
#36 - Yeah it had a pretty big tumor, but in the end we were able to…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on What the fuck +20
User avatar #81 - catburglarpenis (08/03/2014) [-]
You are the hero this site deserves.
#12 - water adolescent starvation strength 08/03/2014 on burned +1
#65 - >saving porn. Why? why would anyone who doesn't li… 08/03/2014 on That's just cruel 0
#174 - A tasty, perfect evil 08/02/2014 on murica 0
#139 - I just didn't give a **** about what I was suppos…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on Assassins Burn 0
#140 - saladtongsofdeath (08/02/2014) [-]
i honestly thought he was gonna have a baby with carolina sforza... when i was reading her bio, it said that she was pregnant a little after she had sex with ezio
#137 - Rome was nice. And I admit one thing Brotherhood had of AC2 wa…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Assassins Burn 0
#138 - saladtongsofdeath (08/02/2014) [-]
i know!!! the last memoir i was balling
User avatar #139 - wilfredfanforever (08/02/2014) [-]
I just didn't give a shit about what I was supposed to do in the main story, I just wanted to cry like a bitch
#140 - saladtongsofdeath (08/02/2014) [-]
i honestly thought he was gonna have a baby with carolina sforza... when i was reading her bio, it said that she was pregnant a little after she had sex with ezio
#133 - other way around for me. I think one reason is because of the …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Assassins Burn 0
#135 - saladtongsofdeath (08/02/2014) [-]
yea... but brotherhood fixed something i found seriously wrong with 2..... i was looking forward to going to rome and fucking shit up and syncronizing on top of the vatican.... and they let you go to rome, but didnt let you explore the city
User avatar #137 - wilfredfanforever (08/02/2014) [-]
Rome was nice. And I admit one thing Brotherhood had of AC2 was the Cristina memories That was some heavy shit, man
#138 - saladtongsofdeath (08/02/2014) [-]
i know!!! the last memoir i was balling
User avatar #139 - wilfredfanforever (08/02/2014) [-]
I just didn't give a shit about what I was supposed to do in the main story, I just wanted to cry like a bitch
#140 - saladtongsofdeath (08/02/2014) [-]
i honestly thought he was gonna have a baby with carolina sforza... when i was reading her bio, it said that she was pregnant a little after she had sex with ezio
#111 - I guess so. that must be why 08/02/2014 on Assassins Burn +4
#107 - Why would Leonardo go for Sali, I seriously doubt that his att…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Assassins Burn +2
#108 - fishinyourface (08/02/2014) [-]
I don't know, he's only a genius with his art I guess. They had to be historically accurate but...still.....
#111 - wilfredfanforever (08/02/2014) [-]
I guess so. that must be why
#104 - agreed, he was a bit of a douche troubled young individual  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Assassins Burn +2
#106 - fishinyourface (08/02/2014) [-]
he's a user, that's all he is, and Leo just falls for it...
#107 - wilfredfanforever (08/02/2014) [-]
Why would Leonardo go for Sali, I seriously doubt that his attitude changed around Leo.
#108 - fishinyourface (08/02/2014) [-]
I don't know, he's only a genius with his art I guess. They had to be historically accurate but...still.....
#111 - wilfredfanforever (08/02/2014) [-]
I guess so. that must be why
#38 - wow, that sure was exciting 08/01/2014 on (1) Tumblr +2
#91 - Leonardo was the best. I found it quite humorous when he was a…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Assassins Burn +1
#102 - fishinyourface (08/02/2014) [-]
I didn't think Ezio would approve of Cunt McCunterson Salai very much. Damnit Leo, you can do better...
User avatar #153 - salai (08/03/2014) [-]
Why wouldn't he?
#104 - wilfredfanforever (08/02/2014) [-]
agreed, he was a bit of a douche troubled young individual
#106 - fishinyourface (08/02/2014) [-]
he's a user, that's all he is, and Leo just falls for it...
#107 - wilfredfanforever (08/02/2014) [-]
Why would Leonardo go for Sali, I seriously doubt that his attitude changed around Leo.
#108 - fishinyourface (08/02/2014) [-]
I don't know, he's only a genius with his art I guess. They had to be historically accurate but...still.....
#111 - wilfredfanforever (08/02/2014) [-]
I guess so. that must be why
#79 - Vieri was such a pick, I enjoyed killing him. AC2 was th…  [+] (16 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Assassins Burn +26
#132 - saladtongsofdeath (08/02/2014) [-]
i actually enjoyed brotherhood better... but 2 was a close second IMO
User avatar #133 - wilfredfanforever (08/02/2014) [-]
other way around for me. I think one reason is because of the fact you could travel to different cities and shit.
#135 - saladtongsofdeath (08/02/2014) [-]
yea... but brotherhood fixed something i found seriously wrong with 2..... i was looking forward to going to rome and fucking shit up and syncronizing on top of the vatican.... and they let you go to rome, but didnt let you explore the city
User avatar #137 - wilfredfanforever (08/02/2014) [-]
Rome was nice. And I admit one thing Brotherhood had of AC2 was the Cristina memories That was some heavy shit, man
#138 - saladtongsofdeath (08/02/2014) [-]
i know!!! the last memoir i was balling
User avatar #139 - wilfredfanforever (08/02/2014) [-]
I just didn't give a shit about what I was supposed to do in the main story, I just wanted to cry like a bitch
#140 - saladtongsofdeath (08/02/2014) [-]
i honestly thought he was gonna have a baby with carolina sforza... when i was reading her bio, it said that she was pregnant a little after she had sex with ezio
#88 - itisogre (08/01/2014) [-]
my man!
#91 - wilfredfanforever (08/01/2014) [-]
Leonardo was the best. I found it quite humorous when he was asking about the safety of his lover his assistant and Ezio thought that he and the guy were only friend and was like "yeah, he's a good boy, go easy on him"
#102 - fishinyourface (08/02/2014) [-]
I didn't think Ezio would approve of Cunt McCunterson Salai very much. Damnit Leo, you can do better...
User avatar #153 - salai (08/03/2014) [-]
Why wouldn't he?
#104 - wilfredfanforever (08/02/2014) [-]
agreed, he was a bit of a douche troubled young individual
#106 - fishinyourface (08/02/2014) [-]
he's a user, that's all he is, and Leo just falls for it...
#107 - wilfredfanforever (08/02/2014) [-]
Why would Leonardo go for Sali, I seriously doubt that his attitude changed around Leo.
#108 - fishinyourface (08/02/2014) [-]
I don't know, he's only a genius with his art I guess. They had to be historically accurate but...still.....
#111 - wilfredfanforever (08/02/2014) [-]
I guess so. that must be why
#57 - Stephan King may have liked the movie, but I sure as hell didn…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on Dramatic music 0
User avatar #58 - adplum (08/01/2014) [-]
such a sad movie. It was good but that ending was just gut-wrenching.
#189 - converse are a fine pair. little expensive though 08/01/2014 on This is my nigga David's... 0
#186 - I wish I knew. It really is ****** though. I live…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on This is my nigga David's... 0
User avatar #275 - tinglyturtletaint (08/01/2014) [-]
*Mexicans
#91 - I thought that part of the movie was pretty good. I chuckled. …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on I Believe In Heroes 0
#92 - thegamegestapo (08/01/2014) [-]
Nu52 man... they can't seem to get anything right apart from Forever Evil, that was cool even when they have a good idea.

Supergirl becoming a Red Lantern could have been cool, but no.
Agent Grayson, come on... that's a lie, I loved the first issue of Grayson, but it's the principle
And don't get me started on Wonder Woman and Superman, that's just weird.
#176 - How could anyone thumb this down, it's so ******* … 08/01/2014 on Shrekler 0
#88 - May not be canon, but it's a damn good read and goes deep into…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/31/2014 on I Believe In Heroes 0
User avatar #90 - thegamegestapo (08/01/2014) [-]
Nu52 Joker is awful too though. He's too generic Hollywood serial killer for my taste. He's not even funny anymore.

"I'm going to need some guys. But not these guys because they're kind of dead.

User avatar #91 - wilfredfanforever (08/01/2014) [-]
I thought that part of the movie was pretty good. I chuckled.

Yeah that's probably the reason I make an effort to stay away from those comics. I hear Joker is not really the same, Superman changes every other comic, etc.
#92 - thegamegestapo (08/01/2014) [-]
Nu52 man... they can't seem to get anything right apart from Forever Evil, that was cool even when they have a good idea.

Supergirl becoming a Red Lantern could have been cool, but no.
Agent Grayson, come on... that's a lie, I loved the first issue of Grayson, but it's the principle
And don't get me started on Wonder Woman and Superman, that's just weird.
#55 - I was going to call you out on the ******** in th…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/31/2014 on I Believe In Heroes +2
User avatar #76 - thegamegestapo (07/31/2014) [-]
Technically the Killing Joke isn't even cannon.

The best Joker (in my humble opinion) is the one who does everything because he finds it funny.
User avatar #88 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2014) [-]
May not be canon, but it's a damn good read and goes deep into the subject.

I like The Joker no matter what his motives are. Except the joker in "The Batman" t.v. show. that was awful
User avatar #90 - thegamegestapo (08/01/2014) [-]
Nu52 Joker is awful too though. He's too generic Hollywood serial killer for my taste. He's not even funny anymore.

"I'm going to need some guys. But not these guys because they're kind of dead.

User avatar #91 - wilfredfanforever (08/01/2014) [-]
I thought that part of the movie was pretty good. I chuckled.

Yeah that's probably the reason I make an effort to stay away from those comics. I hear Joker is not really the same, Superman changes every other comic, etc.
#92 - thegamegestapo (08/01/2014) [-]
Nu52 man... they can't seem to get anything right apart from Forever Evil, that was cool even when they have a good idea.

Supergirl becoming a Red Lantern could have been cool, but no.
Agent Grayson, come on... that's a lie, I loved the first issue of Grayson, but it's the principle
And don't get me started on Wonder Woman and Superman, that's just weird.
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User avatar #73 to #72 - wilfredfanforever (06/04/2014) [-]
Indeed I have
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User avatar #65 to #56 - wilfredfanforever (04/01/2014) [-]
gimme back john, my little boy
User avatar #66 to #65 - hodon (04/05/2014) [-]
Do you really want him?
User avatar #67 to #66 - wilfredfanforever (04/06/2014) [-]
who wouldn't
User avatar #68 to #67 - hodon (04/08/2014) [-]
Girls....ooooh fuken gottem
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User avatar #38 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
hey man. this is my old banned account
notice the delicious blue name?
User avatar #39 to #38 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
I'll get there one day... one day.
User avatar #40 to #39 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Yeh I wish I made mine sooner. I was anon for a long time, I could of been cool like all the oldfags.

So uh, when you gettin more xbox membership
User avatar #41 to #40 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
It'll never be as blue as kodylol.

Can I was money on my account to buy member ship? if yes then I can get it now.
User avatar #47 to #41 - Kodylol (01/12/2014) [-]
****** so blue yo.
#48 to #47 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
Holy **** , it's you. And it's so blue it's purple.
User avatar #50 to #49 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
I don't know how to respond to this. Is it your theme song?
User avatar #42 to #41 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Prolly got a purple name by now.

Also I think you accidentally your sentence
User avatar #44 to #43 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
If your account is linked to a credit card then transactions will charge from the card

Or if you have left over Microsoft points then they will probably be converted to dollar amounts
User avatar #45 to #44 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
One way to find out.
User avatar #51 to #45 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Soooo?
User avatar #53 to #51 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #52 to #51 - wilfredfanforever (01/13/2014) [-]
can't do it
User avatar #46 to #45 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Do it.....
User avatar #35 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Hi, I was wondering if you were using your points/items?

If not; I would really enjoy having them.

I promise they will go to a good use (items).

All you have to do is go to my profile and trade them over to me or I can for you.
User avatar #36 to #35 - wilfredfanforever (09/06/2013) [-]
do whatever you want as long as you call me daddy
#37 to #36 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you so much!
You are a very generous person.

Enjoy my friends abs.
#28 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
<3 you too
<3 you too
#33 to #32 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2013) [-]
Wilfred is awesome
Wilfred is awesome
#34 to #33 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
You got that right sweet tits
You got that right sweet tits
User avatar #14 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Nearly two hundred thumbs down...

Were you really ready for their rage?
User avatar #15 to #14 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
I expected some angry replies, but not the **** storm I unleashed.
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Hmm. I usually see posts with that image thumbed up, but the last two times it didn't seem to be as lucky for the posters.
User avatar #17 to #16 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
unlucky? ya I'll say
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I got around seventy thumbs down on a post not too long ago, but it was negated (in a sense) by two other posts made around the time that had a combined total of more thumbs. Anyway, sometimes I just find comments with that many thumbs down amusing for some reason. Have you seen that one "9/11 wasn't funny" comment? It has gone over ten thousand red thumbs a while ago.
User avatar #19 to #18 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
link? I don't recall this
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/200731/Stewie%20/1#1

Behold! The most amazoing comment on the website, mainly just because of all of those !!red thumbs!!!
User avatar #21 to #20 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
Holy **** man, look at that.
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah man, that is pretty wacky. I just wonder how it went in its early days, regarding that, apparently, not long after it was made it was already a sight to be seen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
poor bastard, Never saw it coming
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I wonder how the person who posted that feels.
User avatar #25 to #24 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
he probably is pretty happy he rustled all those jimmies
User avatar #26 to #25 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
It's possible that he doesn't know at all. Oh well. He himself doesn't matter to us beyond that single comment.
User avatar #27 to #26 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
very true
User avatar #5 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for those golden, succulent bananas
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