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wilfredfanforever

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Video Games Played: Mortal Kombat, Assassins Creed series,Halo, Gears of War...
X-box Gamertag: christopher V13
Interests: Bitches.
Date Signed Up:11/30/2011
Last Login:4/26/2015
Location:phoenix
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#10729
Comment Ranking:#7281
Highest Content Rank:#967
Highest Comment Rank:#820
Content Thumbs: 9106 total,  10371 ,  1265
Comment Thumbs: 9821 total,  12061 ,  2240
Content Level Progress: 74% (74/100)
Level 190 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 191 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 15% (15/100)
Level 292 Comments: Post Master → Level 293 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:3
Content Views:306153
Times Content Favorited:335 times
Total Comments Made:3974
FJ Points:2997
Favorite Tags: Love (3) | i (2)
I am a Metal-Head and Misanthropist who laughs at almost any form of humor.

latest user's comments

#55 - I was going to call you out on the ******** in this pos…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/31/2014 on I Believe In Heroes +2
User avatar #76 - thegamegestapo (07/31/2014) [-]
Technically the Killing Joke isn't even cannon.

The best Joker (in my humble opinion) is the one who does everything because he finds it funny.
User avatar #88 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2014) [-]
May not be canon, but it's a damn good read and goes deep into the subject.

I like The Joker no matter what his motives are. Except the joker in "The Batman" t.v. show. that was awful
User avatar #90 - thegamegestapo (08/01/2014) [-]
Nu52 Joker is awful too though. He's too generic Hollywood serial killer for my taste. He's not even funny anymore.

"I'm going to need some guys. But not these guys because they're kind of dead.

User avatar #91 - wilfredfanforever (08/01/2014) [-]
I thought that part of the movie was pretty good. I chuckled.

Yeah that's probably the reason I make an effort to stay away from those comics. I hear Joker is not really the same, Superman changes every other comic, etc.
#92 - thegamegestapo (08/01/2014) [-]
Nu52 man... they can't seem to get anything right apart from Forever Evil, that was cool even when they have a good idea.

Supergirl becoming a Red Lantern could have been cool, but no.
Agent Grayson, come on... that's a lie, I loved the first issue of Grayson, but it's the principle
And don't get me started on Wonder Woman and Superman, that's just weird.
#92 - Ya know, I don't remember. 07/31/2014 on Vampire Diaries 0
#82 - Oh yeah. I guess Death would be on the list too  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Vampire Diaries +1
User avatar #84 - cantfindausername (07/31/2014) [-]
That leaves one left.
Where is the Colt anyway?
User avatar #92 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2014) [-]
Ya know, I don't remember.
#80 - Yeah, me too. I was able to cross off Leviathan and angels, bu…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Vampire Diaries +1
User avatar #81 - cantfindausername (07/31/2014) [-]
God, I imagine.
User avatar #82 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2014) [-]
Oh yeah. I guess Death would be on the list too
User avatar #84 - cantfindausername (07/31/2014) [-]
That leaves one left.
Where is the Colt anyway?
User avatar #92 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2014) [-]
Ya know, I don't remember.
#78 - "6 things in all of creation that that gun cannot kill, I…  [+] (16 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Vampire Diaries +1
User avatar #79 - cantfindausername (07/31/2014) [-]
Thank you. I wonder what they are, though.
User avatar #85 - trollchildxy (07/31/2014) [-]
The full list of (5, not six). This is my own assumed list.
-God (Presumed)
-Horsemen (Presumed)
-Leviathans (Presumed)
-Archangels (Tested on lucifer)
-Eve (Presumed)
User avatar #90 - bobpizza (07/31/2014) [-]
If you want to be technical about it you could just add plain old angels i think
User avatar #91 - trollchildxy (07/31/2014) [-]
That was also never tested, but I would assume it could kill ordinary angels. Who knows though.
User avatar #94 - bobpizza (07/31/2014) [-]
maybe they'll add another race that will also be immune to it
User avatar #95 - trollchildxy (07/31/2014) [-]
Oooooh! Perhaps. I wish they had done more lovecraft, i felt like that one episode leading into the leviathans was pretty shitty. Lovecraft mythos has so much more to offer than giant mouth-faces....

The current season makes me hope they are going to do that though.
User avatar #96 - bobpizza (07/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, the lovecraft episode was less focused on lovecraft himself and more on the woman-monster and such. Maybe cthulu, lol
User avatar #97 - trollchildxy (07/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, i hope they get more into it and maybe even do the lovecraftian apocalypse as a story arch.
User avatar #98 - bobpizza (07/31/2014) [-]
I can see it now. Dean: "Gawddamit, we stopped one apocololypse and another one starts up!"
User avatar #99 - trollchildxy (07/31/2014) [-]
And once again it would have to be all sam's fault for being a cry-baby ball bitch.
User avatar #100 - bobpizza (07/31/2014) [-]
like maybe he found a stash of lovecraft books and read one of their incantations aloud and opened a portal, lol
User avatar #80 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, me too. I was able to cross off Leviathan and angels, but that's it
User avatar #81 - cantfindausername (07/31/2014) [-]
God, I imagine.
User avatar #82 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2014) [-]
Oh yeah. I guess Death would be on the list too
User avatar #84 - cantfindausername (07/31/2014) [-]
That leaves one left.
Where is the Colt anyway?
User avatar #92 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2014) [-]
Ya know, I don't remember.
#138 - My ethnicity is Dutch, you all knew what I was trying to say. 07/31/2014 on So it rained a little in... 0
#92 - I'm Dutch, but live in America and have never been to The Neth…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/30/2014 on So it rained a little in... -15
User avatar #130 - produktr (07/30/2014) [-]
Haha stomme lul
User avatar #123 - helgheimftw (07/30/2014) [-]
then you aint dutch you fucktard
User avatar #115 - mrthezho (07/30/2014) [-]
Fucking americans thinking they are part of a nationality just because some of their ancestor came from there.
#132 - fefe (07/30/2014) [-]
So if a German moves to America, he isn't German anymore? Where the fucks the logic in this comment?
User avatar #137 - mrthezho (07/30/2014) [-]
Did I say that? He said he had never been to The Netherlands, so I assume he wasn't born there.
#131 - fefe (07/30/2014) [-]
He did say he "lives" there.

He could of been born there and then emigrated a year or two later.
User avatar #136 - mrthezho (07/30/2014) [-]
"Have never been to The Netherlands."
#113 - grandmabetty (07/30/2014) [-]
"If you ain't dutch, you ain't much"

...And you ain't dutch
#103 - trollypollyz (07/30/2014) [-]
You ain't dutch
User avatar #101 - mutzaki (07/30/2014) [-]
How the fuck are you Dutch?
User avatar #138 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2014) [-]
My ethnicity is Dutch, you all knew what I was trying to say.
#97 - fizzor (07/30/2014) [-]
#93 - sinconn (07/30/2014) [-]
I'm a nigger, but live in Canada and have never been to Africa. I also can't speak a word of Nigger. Oh, how I wish I could at least speak my language.
#102 - trollypollyz (07/30/2014) [-]
It's exactly 1:52 Am. You sir have made me laugh longer than I have in a long time, fukn favorited.
#96 - huntergriff (07/30/2014) [-]
#47 - Alright, that was pretty ****** funny 07/30/2014 on 3paranormal5me 0
#267 - You know what, you're right. 07/30/2014 on Is This Even Possible? 0
#16 - I don't really like Terry. Smarmy little prick so full of hims… 07/30/2014 on Batman +1
#159 - besides the Hulk, that is. 07/30/2014 on Wayne owns Kent 0
#175 - Picture 07/30/2014 on Is This Even Possible? +1
#170 - Could of sworn he said he was Jewish  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Is This Even Possible? 0
User avatar #173 - jacksonrhoads (07/30/2014) [-]
He was born jewish, but he definitely has renounced it
#175 - wilfredfanforever (07/30/2014) [-]
#250 - I'll check it out 07/30/2014 on PEETEEESSDEE 0
#105 - Jon Stewart and Bill Maher are actually good friends, they don…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Is This Even Possible? +3
User avatar #252 - pokemonstheshiz (07/30/2014) [-]
That doesn't mean other people can't perceive Bill as a dick. What anon was trying to say is that Bill Maher is very blatantly anti-religious and annoying about it (think Ricky Gervais, but with a political show), whereas Jon and Colbert are much less so, despite being on comedy political shows that often make fun of religion/religious people.
User avatar #267 - wilfredfanforever (07/30/2014) [-]
You know what, you're right.
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User avatar #170 - wilfredfanforever (07/30/2014) [-]
Could of sworn he said he was Jewish
User avatar #173 - jacksonrhoads (07/30/2014) [-]
He was born jewish, but he definitely has renounced it
#175 - wilfredfanforever (07/30/2014) [-]
#187 - **** . 07/29/2014 on PEETEEESSDEE 0
#70 - ........I liked the movie  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on lovely +1
User avatar #87 - thisguyissmallllll (07/31/2014) [-]
You're one in a million kid.
#181 - Do you guys remember the movie Rambo? the original? I know it'…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/29/2014 on PEETEEESSDEE +3
User avatar #234 - Tyranitar (07/30/2014) [-]
I was told that the beginning of Saving Private Ryan gave the best example Hollywood is capable of giving on how horrible and terrifying war can be.
User avatar #294 - kevinator (07/30/2014) [-]
I had actually grown a fear of war because of this exact movie when I was younger, the beach scene and the one with the knife fight, show you how horrific it can be.
User avatar #235 - Tyranitar (07/30/2014) [-]
Haven't seen it yet, sadly, but I hear nothing but good things.
User avatar #250 - wilfredfanforever (07/30/2014) [-]
I'll check it out
User avatar #183 - thefifthdoctor (07/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #187 - wilfredfanforever (07/29/2014) [-]
Shit.
#1 - So uh, you like Rooster Teeth?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on hispanicatthedisco's profile 0
#2 - hispanicatthedisco (07/30/2014) [-]
Enough to make it a part of my funnyjunk name
#471 - Thanks phanact! 07/29/2014 on It's over guys!!! +1
#90 - Keep your chin up. It'll all work out soon enough.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on Soulmate 0
User avatar #94 - sushiwins (07/29/2014) [-]
i really didnt think any one would reply. thanks though i appreciate it.

#86 - I'm not committing widespread and waging a war on two fronts 07/29/2014 on YLYL - Did you know? 0
#336 - Remember when we always use to make fun of black people? 07/29/2014 on Thin Privilege Exists! +10
#101 - NOW I remember 07/28/2014 on God damn news 0
#60 - nice username 07/28/2014 on I am kill +16

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Total unique items point value: 150 / Total items point value: 350
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User avatar #73 to #72 - wilfredfanforever (06/04/2014) [-]
Indeed I have
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User avatar #65 to #56 - wilfredfanforever (04/01/2014) [-]
gimme back john, my little boy
User avatar #66 to #65 - hodon (04/05/2014) [-]
Do you really want him?
User avatar #67 to #66 - wilfredfanforever (04/06/2014) [-]
who wouldn't
User avatar #68 to #67 - hodon (04/08/2014) [-]
Girls....ooooh fuken gottem
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User avatar #38 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
hey man. this is my old banned account
notice the delicious blue name?
User avatar #39 to #38 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
I'll get there one day... one day.
User avatar #40 to #39 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Yeh I wish I made mine sooner. I was anon for a long time, I could of been cool like all the oldfags.

So uh, when you gettin more xbox membership
User avatar #41 to #40 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
It'll never be as blue as kodylol.

Can I was money on my account to buy member ship? if yes then I can get it now.
User avatar #47 to #41 - Kodylol (01/12/2014) [-]
****** so blue yo.
#48 to #47 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
Holy **** , it's you. And it's so blue it's purple.
User avatar #50 to #49 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
I don't know how to respond to this. Is it your theme song?
User avatar #42 to #41 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Prolly got a purple name by now.

Also I think you accidentally your sentence
User avatar #44 to #43 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
If your account is linked to a credit card then transactions will charge from the card

Or if you have left over Microsoft points then they will probably be converted to dollar amounts
User avatar #45 to #44 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
One way to find out.
User avatar #51 to #45 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Soooo?
User avatar #53 to #51 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #52 to #51 - wilfredfanforever (01/13/2014) [-]
can't do it
User avatar #46 to #45 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Do it.....
User avatar #35 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Hi, I was wondering if you were using your points/items?

If not; I would really enjoy having them.

I promise they will go to a good use (items).

All you have to do is go to my profile and trade them over to me or I can for you.
User avatar #36 to #35 - wilfredfanforever (09/06/2013) [-]
do whatever you want as long as you call me daddy
#37 to #36 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you so much!
You are a very generous person.

Enjoy my friends abs.
#28 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
<3 you too
<3 you too
#33 to #32 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2013) [-]
Wilfred is awesome
Wilfred is awesome
#34 to #33 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
You got that right sweet tits
You got that right sweet tits
User avatar #14 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Nearly two hundred thumbs down...

Were you really ready for their rage?
User avatar #15 to #14 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
I expected some angry replies, but not the **** storm I unleashed.
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Hmm. I usually see posts with that image thumbed up, but the last two times it didn't seem to be as lucky for the posters.
User avatar #17 to #16 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
unlucky? ya I'll say
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I got around seventy thumbs down on a post not too long ago, but it was negated (in a sense) by two other posts made around the time that had a combined total of more thumbs. Anyway, sometimes I just find comments with that many thumbs down amusing for some reason. Have you seen that one "9/11 wasn't funny" comment? It has gone over ten thousand red thumbs a while ago.
User avatar #19 to #18 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
link? I don't recall this
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/200731/Stewie%20/1#1

Behold! The most amazoing comment on the website, mainly just because of all of those !!red thumbs!!!
User avatar #21 to #20 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
Holy **** man, look at that.
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah man, that is pretty wacky. I just wonder how it went in its early days, regarding that, apparently, not long after it was made it was already a sight to be seen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
poor bastard, Never saw it coming
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I wonder how the person who posted that feels.
User avatar #25 to #24 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
he probably is pretty happy he rustled all those jimmies
User avatar #26 to #25 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
It's possible that he doesn't know at all. Oh well. He himself doesn't matter to us beyond that single comment.
User avatar #27 to #26 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
very true
User avatar #5 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for those golden, succulent bananas
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