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Gender: male
Age: 26
Video Games Played: Mortal Kombat, Assassins Creed series,Halo, Gears of War...
X-box Gamertag: christopher V13
Interests: Bitches.
Date Signed Up:11/30/2011
Last Login:12/26/2014
Location:phoenix
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Comment Ranking:#7592
Highest Content Rank:#967
Highest Comment Rank:#820
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Level 190 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 191 Content: Anon Annihilator
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Level 286 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 287 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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I am a Metal-Head and Misanthropist who laughs at almost any form of humor.

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#84 - Never pirated anything before yes I am a lil bitch , s…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Good guy Admin 0
#120 - newpulse (22 hours ago) [-]
lol you
User avatar #85 - ahmetbyrm (23 hours ago) [-]
or you can just click the the link below and watch it like im doing right now
User avatar #88 - wilfredfanforever (23 hours ago) [-]
oh well shit alright then
#52 - I'm debating if I should get that or The Master Chief collection.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Frodalf 0
User avatar #75 - thesunpraiser (18 hours ago) [-]
Go with what you think is best man. I guess listen to Debating. He sounds like he knows wassup.
User avatar #76 - wilfredfanforever (18 hours ago) [-]
debating seems to know what he's saying, but I know there's an update required for The Master Chief Collection that's 20 gigs, and my internet speed is ass. I really don't want to deal with that.
#60 - debating (23 hours ago) [-]
I haven't played the master chief collection so idk if they have changed the graphics or anything. But i've played all of the halos when they were released. Personally I loved shadow of mordor it's an awesome smashing buttons game like arkam city and it can be challenging at times but if you're looking to play a game for a really long time you really can't beat the halo collection. personally i would get the halo it seems like a good deal.
#16 - How'd you get footage of me in a couple years? 12/25/2014 on My Christmas 0
#56 - This is beautiful 12/25/2014 on 12 Days of Funnyjunk 0
#64 - Hey admin, why don't you do an FJ movie night and play this movie. 12/25/2014 on Good guy Admin +1
#62 - Free? where?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Good guy Admin 0
#97 - johnnybing (23 hours ago) [-]
The one Mailstrom posted is down.
Here's a better one

docs.google.com/file/d/0B23v8ReabgVSTG1pRmxhMWdjMnc/preview
User avatar #72 - mailstrom (12/25/2014) [-]
#60 - Free? ***** what the **** it's 5 buc…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Good guy Admin 0
User avatar #78 - ahmetbyrm (12/25/2014) [-]
its 6 to watch and 14 to download but if you go to thepiratebay.cr or any other torrent site. its free nigga
User avatar #84 - wilfredfanforever (12/25/2014) [-]
Never pirated anything before yes I am a lil bitch , so I guess I'd have to pay
#120 - newpulse (22 hours ago) [-]
lol you
User avatar #85 - ahmetbyrm (23 hours ago) [-]
or you can just click the the link below and watch it like im doing right now
User avatar #88 - wilfredfanforever (23 hours ago) [-]
oh well shit alright then
#35 - My friend and I were discussing what Captain America's shield … 12/25/2014 on Sometimes they need it +1
#45 - I hear it's like a mix of Assassins Creed and the Batman Arkha…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Frodalf 0
User avatar #50 - thesunpraiser (12/25/2014) [-]
It's basically Assassin's Creed in Mordor. It's very Arkham-like in certain aspects, as far as enemies never looking up and that kind of thing. I would at least give it a try if I were you.
User avatar #52 - wilfredfanforever (12/25/2014) [-]
I'm debating if I should get that or The Master Chief collection.
User avatar #75 - thesunpraiser (18 hours ago) [-]
Go with what you think is best man. I guess listen to Debating. He sounds like he knows wassup.
User avatar #76 - wilfredfanforever (18 hours ago) [-]
debating seems to know what he's saying, but I know there's an update required for The Master Chief Collection that's 20 gigs, and my internet speed is ass. I really don't want to deal with that.
#60 - debating (23 hours ago) [-]
I haven't played the master chief collection so idk if they have changed the graphics or anything. But i've played all of the halos when they were released. Personally I loved shadow of mordor it's an awesome smashing buttons game like arkam city and it can be challenging at times but if you're looking to play a game for a really long time you really can't beat the halo collection. personally i would get the halo it seems like a good deal.
#33 - So who's FJ's favorite porn star? If it's not Rebeca Lin…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Porn scripts 0
User avatar #61 - urghey (23 hours ago) [-]
miko lee, no contest
User avatar #59 - inquisition (23 hours ago) [-]
Faye Reagan sans genital warts
User avatar #64 - gmarrox (22 hours ago) [-]
Didn't she get really really fat?
User avatar #65 - inquisition (22 hours ago) [-]
yea I think so

I'm talking back when she was STD free and thin tho
#53 - lolzordz (23 hours ago) [-]
after seeing these answers i realised, people really have different tastes. girls which are so meh to me but are someone else's absolute favourite.. its weird ..

for me it would have to be either Asa Akira dont search her on google images, best way to understand why she so hot is to watch her vids

and Gianna Michaels in her prime, mmmm mama. now thats a real woman
User avatar #54 - wilfredfanforever (23 hours ago) [-]
I've seen her stuff, her face isn't so great imo
#50 - arreatface (12/25/2014) [-]
Hitomi Tanaka also when I was younger I enjoyed much Francine Dee, another big boobed asian, but she's not really in porn, its more of an erotic movie star
i'd say... Lisa Ann, Audrey Bitoni. I dont really mind fake boobs as long as its not TOO obvious also MILFs 10/10
User avatar #47 - thesunpraiser (12/25/2014) [-]
Personally I would have to say Bree Olsen, Sasha Grey or Hitomi Tanaka.
User avatar #51 - lolzordz (12/25/2014) [-]
bree olsen? you can literally pick any girl in porn and you still chose some girl i'd pick up from a pub after a couple drinks
#45 - liero (12/25/2014) [-]
Katia motherfucking Managan
User avatar #34 - dorfdorfdorf (12/25/2014) [-]
dora the explorer
#30 - soo can anyone tell me if Shadow of Mordor is worth buying?  [+] (11 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Frodalf 0
User avatar #43 - thesunpraiser (12/25/2014) [-]
Fun gameplay. Buggy as shit on past gen consol, tho.
User avatar #45 - wilfredfanforever (12/25/2014) [-]
I hear it's like a mix of Assassins Creed and the Batman Arkham games. That's what really has me curious
User avatar #50 - thesunpraiser (12/25/2014) [-]
It's basically Assassin's Creed in Mordor. It's very Arkham-like in certain aspects, as far as enemies never looking up and that kind of thing. I would at least give it a try if I were you.
User avatar #52 - wilfredfanforever (12/25/2014) [-]
I'm debating if I should get that or The Master Chief collection.
User avatar #75 - thesunpraiser (18 hours ago) [-]
Go with what you think is best man. I guess listen to Debating. He sounds like he knows wassup.
User avatar #76 - wilfredfanforever (18 hours ago) [-]
debating seems to know what he's saying, but I know there's an update required for The Master Chief Collection that's 20 gigs, and my internet speed is ass. I really don't want to deal with that.
#60 - debating (23 hours ago) [-]
I haven't played the master chief collection so idk if they have changed the graphics or anything. But i've played all of the halos when they were released. Personally I loved shadow of mordor it's an awesome smashing buttons game like arkam city and it can be challenging at times but if you're looking to play a game for a really long time you really can't beat the halo collection. personally i would get the halo it seems like a good deal.
User avatar #37 - schneidend (12/25/2014) [-]
It's pretty cool. My friends are into it. I dunno if I'd buy it for myself, though.
User avatar #35 - guardianatreyu (12/25/2014) [-]
Not really.
User avatar #34 - alstorp (12/25/2014) [-]
In my opinion, yes.
User avatar #31 - fjalchemist (12/25/2014) [-]
Ill get back to you tomorrow just bought it on steam.
#77 - too bad it got taken down. 12/25/2014 on The Big Band Theory 0
#74 - So full package deal huh? Marriage and all?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on Story Time with 4chan 0
User avatar #75 - hoponthefeelstrain (21 hours ago) [-]
Yea, it's kind of like a status thing. They want american citizenship and marrying a white man is a good way to get it, also it's seen as an upgrade from marrying another asian. Like "I'm so good looking I can get a white man"
Like rich black guys marrying white women or light skinned women.
#45 - thhe porn parody f this was pretty legit  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2014 on The Big Band Theory +2
#60 - FiddySpense (12/25/2014) [-]
Yeeeoooo that script was so on point. The porn itself was too random though. It could have been incorporated into the sitcom aspect of it. The actors were awkward as well. Not nerdy awkward, but just terrible acting.
User avatar #77 - wilfredfanforever (12/25/2014) [-]
too bad it got taken down.
#51 - was It?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on Water-style:suave... 0
#58 - anonymous (12/25/2014) [-]
no i wasn't i'm posting as anonymous until i come to home
#67 - Is it really true that asian bitches just wanna bang western d…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Story Time with 4chan 0
User avatar #72 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/25/2014) [-]
rich ones. They see marrying white guys as an upgrade.
User avatar #74 - wilfredfanforever (12/25/2014) [-]
So full package deal huh? Marriage and all?
User avatar #75 - hoponthefeelstrain (21 hours ago) [-]
Yea, it's kind of like a status thing. They want american citizenship and marrying a white man is a good way to get it, also it's seen as an upgrade from marrying another asian. Like "I'm so good looking I can get a white man"
Like rich black guys marrying white women or light skinned women.
#67 - That bald **** is everywhere I turn when it comes… 12/25/2014 on Starter Kit +5
#81 - Comment deleted 12/25/2014 on Solve all your problems... 0
#236 - **wilfredfanforever used "*roll cah answer*"** **wilfredfan… 12/24/2014 on Cards Against Humanity... +1
#234 - **wilfredfanforever used "*roll cah question*"** **wilfredf…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2014 on Cards Against Humanity... +1
User avatar #236 - wilfredfanforever (12/24/2014) [-]
**wilfredfanforever used "*roll cah answer*"**
**wilfredfanforever rolls The mere concept of Applebee's®.**
#638 - Rebecca Linares, best Porn star in the game 12/24/2014 on round two! 0
#80 - Yeah it really hits you hard in the feels, and you just find y… 12/24/2014 on Only a matter of time 0
#175 - I could not agree more. But he got his **** toget… 12/23/2014 on Rekt 0
#173 - II, Brotherhood, 4, and Unity (glitches aside) were phenomenal…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2014 on Rekt 0
User avatar #174 - sladee (12/23/2014) [-]
I've yet to play 4 and Unity so i dont really have a say.
#47 - You read my mind 12/23/2014 on Puns 0
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User avatar #73 to #72 - wilfredfanforever (06/04/2014) [-]
Indeed I have
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User avatar #65 to #56 - wilfredfanforever (04/01/2014) [-]
gimme back john, my little boy
User avatar #66 to #65 - hodon (04/05/2014) [-]
Do you really want him?
User avatar #67 to #66 - wilfredfanforever (04/06/2014) [-]
who wouldn't
User avatar #68 to #67 - hodon (04/08/2014) [-]
Girls....ooooh fuken gottem
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User avatar #38 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
hey man. this is my old banned account
notice the delicious blue name?
User avatar #39 to #38 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
I'll get there one day... one day.
User avatar #40 to #39 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Yeh I wish I made mine sooner. I was anon for a long time, I could of been cool like all the oldfags.

So uh, when you gettin more xbox membership
User avatar #41 to #40 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
It'll never be as blue as kodylol.

Can I was money on my account to buy member ship? if yes then I can get it now.
User avatar #47 to #41 - Kodylol (01/12/2014) [-]
****** so blue yo.
#48 to #47 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
Holy **** , it's you. And it's so blue it's purple.
User avatar #50 to #49 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
I don't know how to respond to this. Is it your theme song?
User avatar #42 to #41 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Prolly got a purple name by now.

Also I think you accidentally your sentence
User avatar #44 to #43 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
If your account is linked to a credit card then transactions will charge from the card

Or if you have left over Microsoft points then they will probably be converted to dollar amounts
User avatar #45 to #44 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
One way to find out.
User avatar #51 to #45 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Soooo?
User avatar #53 to #51 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #52 to #51 - wilfredfanforever (01/13/2014) [-]
can't do it
User avatar #46 to #45 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Do it.....
User avatar #35 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Hi, I was wondering if you were using your points/items?

If not; I would really enjoy having them.

I promise they will go to a good use (items).

All you have to do is go to my profile and trade them over to me or I can for you.
User avatar #36 to #35 - wilfredfanforever (09/06/2013) [-]
do whatever you want as long as you call me daddy
#37 to #36 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you so much!
You are a very generous person.

Enjoy my friends abs.
#28 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
<3 you too
<3 you too
#33 to #32 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2013) [-]
Wilfred is awesome
Wilfred is awesome
#34 to #33 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
You got that right sweet tits
You got that right sweet tits
User avatar #14 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Nearly two hundred thumbs down...

Were you really ready for their rage?
User avatar #15 to #14 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
I expected some angry replies, but not the **** storm I unleashed.
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Hmm. I usually see posts with that image thumbed up, but the last two times it didn't seem to be as lucky for the posters.
User avatar #17 to #16 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
unlucky? ya I'll say
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I got around seventy thumbs down on a post not too long ago, but it was negated (in a sense) by two other posts made around the time that had a combined total of more thumbs. Anyway, sometimes I just find comments with that many thumbs down amusing for some reason. Have you seen that one "9/11 wasn't funny" comment? It has gone over ten thousand red thumbs a while ago.
User avatar #19 to #18 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
link? I don't recall this
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/200731/Stewie%20/1#1

Behold! The most amazoing comment on the website, mainly just because of all of those !!red thumbs!!!
User avatar #21 to #20 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
Holy **** man, look at that.
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah man, that is pretty wacky. I just wonder how it went in its early days, regarding that, apparently, not long after it was made it was already a sight to be seen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
poor bastard, Never saw it coming
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I wonder how the person who posted that feels.
User avatar #25 to #24 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
he probably is pretty happy he rustled all those jimmies
User avatar #26 to #25 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
It's possible that he doesn't know at all. Oh well. He himself doesn't matter to us beyond that single comment.
User avatar #27 to #26 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
very true
User avatar #5 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for those golden, succulent bananas
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