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wilfredfanforever

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 26
Video Games Played: Mortal Kombat, Assassins Creed series,Halo, Gears of War...
X-box Gamertag: christopher V13
Interests: Bitches.
Date Signed Up:11/30/2011
Last Login:4/28/2015
Location:phoenix
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#10699
Comment Ranking:#7268
Highest Content Rank:#967
Highest Comment Rank:#820
Content Thumbs: 9106 total,  10371 ,  1265
Comment Thumbs: 9821 total,  12061 ,  2240
Content Level Progress: 74% (74/100)
Level 190 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 191 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 15% (15/100)
Level 292 Comments: Post Master → Level 293 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:3
Content Views:306157
Times Content Favorited:335 times
Total Comments Made:3974
FJ Points:2997
Favorite Tags: Love (3) | i (2)
I am a Metal-Head and Misanthropist who laughs at almost any form of humor.

latest user's comments

#134 - "Well my husband's risking his already doomed life to ens… 03/27/2015 on (untitled) 0
#65 - He's the Spider Man of the drug world 03/26/2015 on (untitled) 0
#63 - Hank was awesome, I assume you're referring to Marie here. I d…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/26/2015 on (untitled) +13
User avatar #93 - bothemastaofall (03/26/2015) [-]
Would you rather deal with Mrs. "My husband's and astronaut gold digger lottery winner phd holding DEA agent so I get the right to nick your stuff" Marie,
or Skylar "Don't spend that money or the IRS will fuck you trust me I'm a book keeper" White?
User avatar #134 - wilfredfanforever (03/27/2015) [-]
"Well my husband's risking his already doomed life to ensure me and my son have a more than stable life after he's gone.. maybe I should sleep with my boss and keep him from our kids". So yeah I'd rather Marie any day.
User avatar #113 - bigbeaufort (03/26/2015) [-]
"Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up" -Skylar White
User avatar #123 - iamkagji (03/26/2015) [-]
Hey, in her defense when she said that what Marie actually deserved was to be strangled while having her eyelids and mouth stapled shut. She was obviously having a bad day and was stressed out and in came the klepto bitch haranguing her about shit that wasn't any of her business to being with.
#61 - I know, I just really like talking about this show. Kind of sa…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2015 on (untitled) 0
#64 - bleeduntildeath (03/26/2015) [-]
not really broseph, it's a good show, that focused less on "drugs are bad" and more on "drugs are a huge fucking responsibility, and if you wanna start getting into the business, you have to accept said responsibilities that come with it"
User avatar #65 - wilfredfanforever (03/26/2015) [-]
He's the Spider Man of the drug world
#59 - As the series went on, he only became colder and colder. He ha…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/26/2015 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #76 - mondominiman (03/26/2015) [-]
I fucking lost it on the "TIGHT TIGHT" part
#60 - bleeduntildeath (03/26/2015) [-]
it was a bad joke made for the purpose of being bad
User avatar #61 - wilfredfanforever (03/26/2015) [-]
I know, I just really like talking about this show. Kind of sad actually.
#64 - bleeduntildeath (03/26/2015) [-]
not really broseph, it's a good show, that focused less on "drugs are bad" and more on "drugs are a huge fucking responsibility, and if you wanna start getting into the business, you have to accept said responsibilities that come with it"
User avatar #65 - wilfredfanforever (03/26/2015) [-]
He's the Spider Man of the drug world
#246 - Why'd you black out their username's? 03/26/2015 on tumblr Logic 0
#38 - I think what it is trying to say is don't be an asshole. His p… 03/22/2015 on content comp 0
#29 - ***** got himself an xbox one? oh I got to roll in Los … 03/22/2015 on Dat timing +3
#42 - Alright well yeah that works too. Good luck with the ol' Batman 03/22/2015 on Moms spaghetti 0
#40 - I believe the area you are referring t is called the gooch.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2015 on Moms spaghetti +1
User avatar #43 - satansferret (03/22/2015) [-]
aka taint.
User avatar #41 - EdwardNigma (03/22/2015) [-]
I prefer "area between the balls and butthole."
User avatar #42 - wilfredfanforever (03/22/2015) [-]
Alright well yeah that works too. Good luck with the ol' Batman
#10 - But missionary position is best position.... 03/20/2015 on ╬čffensive compilation part 16 -1
#74 - She's cool but I have only found one decent video, not too muc…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2015 on Triggered +8
#203 - eskaywalker (03/18/2015) [-]
**eskaywalker used "*roll picture*"**
**eskaywalker rolled image**
I looked in video-one.com and there are a few videos of her.
User avatar #76 - entertaining (03/18/2015) [-]
She up and coming mate, give it more time....
#90 - What facts? 03/18/2015 on Tits And Facts 2 0
#40 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2015 on breakfast +38
User avatar #73 - loganmadder (03/18/2015) [-]
Well damn Johnny, you weren't lying when you said 'mini', were you?
#51 - ganjaclaus (03/18/2015) [-]
#39 - Mini dump.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2015 on breakfast +26
#40 - wilfredfanforever (03/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #73 - loganmadder (03/18/2015) [-]
Well damn Johnny, you weren't lying when you said 'mini', were you?
#51 - ganjaclaus (03/18/2015) [-]
#38 - These crutches are way better than the ones he had before.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on breakfast +72
#72 - fefe (03/18/2015) [-]
hoes before crutches, mate.
#36 - Walter Jr. loves his breakfasts. 03/18/2015 on breakfast 0
#109 - Man I really want that info..  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2015 on Wake up sheeple 0
#111 - imashitbricks (03/17/2015) [-]
Have you tried the roaming traders?
#33 - I've wanted to get into motorcycles for a while, but I never e…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2015 on oh men -1
User avatar #36 - adequateshingle (03/17/2015) [-]
Never too late to start, mate. I learned to ride a bike at youth and drive a car in my teens but learned much later to ride a motorcycle (I'm 24 now, been riding for ten months or so). Start with something small. A 250-cc bike won't hurt. I suppose you first-world countries have motorcycle riding academies, whereas we uncivilized third-worlders learn on our own.
#105 - That's what I figured.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Racial focus +1
#138 - fefe (03/16/2015) [-]
It's too fresh and there are no details on the motivations
#142 - geese (03/16/2015) [-]
when has that ever stopped the media?
They stick their noses into white on black shootings without knowing circumstances, you think they would magically change in this case?

and "bitch, you white" is the motivation
#98 - Has it shown up on any major news stations?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Racial focus 0
User avatar #102 - geese (03/16/2015) [-]
No, it doesnt follow the narrative of blacks being oppressed by the horrible racist white man.
User avatar #105 - wilfredfanforever (03/16/2015) [-]
That's what I figured.
#138 - fefe (03/16/2015) [-]
It's too fresh and there are no details on the motivations
#142 - geese (03/16/2015) [-]
when has that ever stopped the media?
They stick their noses into white on black shootings without knowing circumstances, you think they would magically change in this case?

and "bitch, you white" is the motivation
#85 - How long ago did this happen?  [+] (7 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Racial focus 0
#91 - fefe (03/16/2015) [-]
Today
User avatar #89 - geese (03/16/2015) [-]
within the last few days. the video started coming up on various sites a day or 2 ago.
User avatar #98 - wilfredfanforever (03/16/2015) [-]
Has it shown up on any major news stations?
User avatar #102 - geese (03/16/2015) [-]
No, it doesnt follow the narrative of blacks being oppressed by the horrible racist white man.
User avatar #105 - wilfredfanforever (03/16/2015) [-]
That's what I figured.
#138 - fefe (03/16/2015) [-]
It's too fresh and there are no details on the motivations
#142 - geese (03/16/2015) [-]
when has that ever stopped the media?
They stick their noses into white on black shootings without knowing circumstances, you think they would magically change in this case?

and "bitch, you white" is the motivation
#162 - **** yeah 03/15/2015 on The Batman Effect 0
#71 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2015 on 4chan Comp #4 +4
User avatar #76 - kjftiger (03/14/2015) [-]
I have to hold back my laughter to avoid explaining this to my parents
#77 - And I love you 03/14/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #52 0

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User avatar #73 to #72 - wilfredfanforever (06/04/2014) [-]
Indeed I have
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User avatar #65 to #56 - wilfredfanforever (04/01/2014) [-]
gimme back john, my little boy
User avatar #66 to #65 - hodon (04/05/2014) [-]
Do you really want him?
User avatar #67 to #66 - wilfredfanforever (04/06/2014) [-]
who wouldn't
User avatar #68 to #67 - hodon (04/08/2014) [-]
Girls....ooooh fuken gottem
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User avatar #38 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
hey man. this is my old banned account
notice the delicious blue name?
User avatar #39 to #38 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
I'll get there one day... one day.
User avatar #40 to #39 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Yeh I wish I made mine sooner. I was anon for a long time, I could of been cool like all the oldfags.

So uh, when you gettin more xbox membership
User avatar #41 to #40 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
It'll never be as blue as kodylol.

Can I was money on my account to buy member ship? if yes then I can get it now.
User avatar #47 to #41 - Kodylol (01/12/2014) [-]
****** so blue yo.
#48 to #47 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
Holy **** , it's you. And it's so blue it's purple.
User avatar #50 to #49 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
I don't know how to respond to this. Is it your theme song?
User avatar #42 to #41 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Prolly got a purple name by now.

Also I think you accidentally your sentence
User avatar #44 to #43 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
If your account is linked to a credit card then transactions will charge from the card

Or if you have left over Microsoft points then they will probably be converted to dollar amounts
User avatar #45 to #44 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
One way to find out.
User avatar #51 to #45 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Soooo?
User avatar #53 to #51 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #52 to #51 - wilfredfanforever (01/13/2014) [-]
can't do it
User avatar #46 to #45 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Do it.....
User avatar #35 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Hi, I was wondering if you were using your points/items?

If not; I would really enjoy having them.

I promise they will go to a good use (items).

All you have to do is go to my profile and trade them over to me or I can for you.
User avatar #36 to #35 - wilfredfanforever (09/06/2013) [-]
do whatever you want as long as you call me daddy
#37 to #36 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you so much!
You are a very generous person.

Enjoy my friends abs.
#28 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
<3 you too
<3 you too
#33 to #32 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2013) [-]
Wilfred is awesome
Wilfred is awesome
#34 to #33 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
You got that right sweet tits
You got that right sweet tits
User avatar #14 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Nearly two hundred thumbs down...

Were you really ready for their rage?
User avatar #15 to #14 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
I expected some angry replies, but not the **** storm I unleashed.
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Hmm. I usually see posts with that image thumbed up, but the last two times it didn't seem to be as lucky for the posters.
User avatar #17 to #16 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
unlucky? ya I'll say
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I got around seventy thumbs down on a post not too long ago, but it was negated (in a sense) by two other posts made around the time that had a combined total of more thumbs. Anyway, sometimes I just find comments with that many thumbs down amusing for some reason. Have you seen that one "9/11 wasn't funny" comment? It has gone over ten thousand red thumbs a while ago.
User avatar #19 to #18 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
link? I don't recall this
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/200731/Stewie%20/1#1

Behold! The most amazoing comment on the website, mainly just because of all of those !!red thumbs!!!
User avatar #21 to #20 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
Holy **** man, look at that.
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah man, that is pretty wacky. I just wonder how it went in its early days, regarding that, apparently, not long after it was made it was already a sight to be seen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
poor bastard, Never saw it coming
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I wonder how the person who posted that feels.
User avatar #25 to #24 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
he probably is pretty happy he rustled all those jimmies
User avatar #26 to #25 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
It's possible that he doesn't know at all. Oh well. He himself doesn't matter to us beyond that single comment.
User avatar #27 to #26 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
very true
User avatar #5 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for those golden, succulent bananas
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