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Gender: male
Age: 25
Video Games Played: Assassins Creed series,Halo, Gears of War...
X-box Gamertag: christopher V13
Interests: Bitches.
Date Signed Up:11/30/2011
Last Login:7/23/2014
Location:phoenix
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#12558
Comment Ranking:#2852
Highest Content Rank:#967
Highest Comment Rank:#820
Content Thumbs: 9100 total,  10363 ,  1263
Comment Thumbs: 8519 total,  10676 ,  2157
Content Level Progress: 70% (70/100)
Level 190 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 191 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 31% (31/100)
Level 282 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:3
Content Views:303514
Times Content Favorited:336 times
Total Comments Made:3474
FJ Points:2009
Favorite Tags: Love (3) | i (2)
I am a Metal-Head and Misanthropist who laughs at almost any form of humor.

latest user's comments

#27 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Oh boy, here we go. +27
#28 - wilfredfanforever (05/18/2014) [-]
#29 - wilfredfanforever (05/18/2014) [-]
#30 - wilfredfanforever (05/18/2014) [-]
Last one, unless someone wants more.
#40 - jamesisnotreal (05/18/2014) [-]
one of my favourites
#35 - mitchimuss (05/18/2014) [-]
"Withered, diseased little asshole"
#33 - seraslasulia (05/18/2014) [-]
what the absolute fuck is wrong with /b/???

My feelings are torn between hysterical laughter, and utter discust.
#56 - juter (05/18/2014) [-]
You haven't been here very long, have you?
#44 - devout feminist (05/18/2014) [-]
/k/. not /b/, fag.
#46 - seraslasulia (05/18/2014) [-]
well sorry then, dipshit
#26 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Oh boy, here we go. +18
#27 - wilfredfanforever (05/18/2014) [-]
#28 - wilfredfanforever (05/18/2014) [-]
#29 - wilfredfanforever (05/18/2014) [-]
#30 - wilfredfanforever (05/18/2014) [-]
Last one, unless someone wants more.
#40 - jamesisnotreal (05/18/2014) [-]
one of my favourites
#35 - mitchimuss (05/18/2014) [-]
"Withered, diseased little asshole"
#33 - seraslasulia (05/18/2014) [-]
what the absolute fuck is wrong with /b/???

My feelings are torn between hysterical laughter, and utter discust.
#56 - juter (05/18/2014) [-]
You haven't been here very long, have you?
#44 - devout feminist (05/18/2014) [-]
/k/. not /b/, fag.
#46 - seraslasulia (05/18/2014) [-]
well sorry then, dipshit
#25 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Oh boy, here we go. +30
#26 - wilfredfanforever (05/18/2014) [-]
#27 - wilfredfanforever (05/18/2014) [-]
#28 - wilfredfanforever (05/18/2014) [-]
#29 - wilfredfanforever (05/18/2014) [-]
#30 - wilfredfanforever (05/18/2014) [-]
Last one, unless someone wants more.
#40 - jamesisnotreal (05/18/2014) [-]
one of my favourites
#35 - mitchimuss (05/18/2014) [-]
"Withered, diseased little asshole"
#33 - seraslasulia (05/18/2014) [-]
what the absolute fuck is wrong with /b/???

My feelings are torn between hysterical laughter, and utter discust.
#56 - juter (05/18/2014) [-]
You haven't been here very long, have you?
#44 - devout feminist (05/18/2014) [-]
/k/. not /b/, fag.
#46 - seraslasulia (05/18/2014) [-]
well sorry then, dipshit
#24 - dump  [+] (12 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Oh boy, here we go. +36
#25 - wilfredfanforever (05/18/2014) [-]
#26 - wilfredfanforever (05/18/2014) [-]
#27 - wilfredfanforever (05/18/2014) [-]
#28 - wilfredfanforever (05/18/2014) [-]
#29 - wilfredfanforever (05/18/2014) [-]
#30 - wilfredfanforever (05/18/2014) [-]
Last one, unless someone wants more.
#40 - jamesisnotreal (05/18/2014) [-]
one of my favourites
#35 - mitchimuss (05/18/2014) [-]
"Withered, diseased little asshole"
#33 - seraslasulia (05/18/2014) [-]
what the absolute fuck is wrong with /b/???

My feelings are torn between hysterical laughter, and utter discust.
#56 - juter (05/18/2014) [-]
You haven't been here very long, have you?
#44 - devout feminist (05/18/2014) [-]
/k/. not /b/, fag.
#46 - seraslasulia (05/18/2014) [-]
well sorry then, dipshit
#50 - Fuck you 05/18/2014 on Rare, Dangerous, Amazing... 0
#17 - Technically, a healthier person is supposed to defecate at lea…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/18/2014 on lol 0
User avatar #30 - rainbowisbestpone (05/18/2014) [-]
I think it's once per day
User avatar #21 - jackmanagan (05/18/2014) [-]
i shit like 2-3 times a week

User avatar #22 - wilfredfanforever (05/18/2014) [-]
What, were you raised on red meat or something?
User avatar #23 - jackmanagan (05/18/2014) [-]
always been that way extremely slow metabolism.

energy efficient i like to say
User avatar #26 - leonhardt (05/18/2014) [-]
I system that takes a long time to burn the same amount of energy as one that burns the energy much faster is not an efficient system.
#34 - sanguinemybrother (05/18/2014) [-]
**sanguinemybrother rolled image** I shit like twice a week generally, and I must have a good metabolism as I never put on weight no matter what I eat. I weigh 10 stone currently, same as I did 3 years ago.
#174 - Sucks, man. I've been thinking of breaking it off with my girl…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/18/2014 on 5 am 0
#193 - devout feminist (05/18/2014) [-]
break it off dude a good girlfriend wouldnt make you suffer like that no matter how good she gives it in bed
User avatar #194 - wilfredfanforever (05/18/2014) [-]
I just don't know how to approach it. I swore we'd always be together, and I hate to make her cry. I'm so lost.
User avatar #196 - russianmafiaman (05/18/2014) [-]
Dude, there is no easy way to approach it, if you don't think its right man you just got to end it. and anon is right no good GF would make you suffer like that and turn you against your friends. Best of luck bro.
User avatar #200 - wilfredfanforever (05/18/2014) [-]
Thanks, man. She's like a little psycho. I honestly do care about her, but I do believe you are right.
User avatar #204 - russianmafiaman (05/18/2014) [-]
I understand that man, my second ex was kinda psycho too but it was mostly her family that was psycho and we were forced to break up by her parents after things were said (Long story) but it worked out in the end after a few other events (Also a long story) but best of luck to ya man.
User avatar #206 - wilfredfanforever (05/18/2014) [-]
You seem cool. Thanks man, and anon. Yeah, her family is another factor. They tell her we won't last, I'll end up leaving, etc. That gets at me, but I'll find a way around it, I guess.
User avatar #207 - russianmafiaman (05/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, sounds like some tough shit man, sounds almost exactly like my 2nd exs family. You don't happen to live in KY do you, haha. But yeah man, you just got to either figure out how to make it work for you two or find a way to break it off, even if its the hard thing to do. And thanks man, you seem pretty cool yourself. If ya need anymore help or advice, ya know my name. and I'll still be on here for probably another hour or two, so hit me up with more if ya want.
#115 - They think that because those women go onto social sites like … 05/17/2014 on Fishing For Compliments 0
#50 - It's a legitimate question. 05/17/2014 on Bad Joke 0
#52 - Next time, dathblam. you will be mine.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2014 on That Awkward Moment 0
#53 - darthblam (05/17/2014) [-]
Come at me bro, I'll be ready.
And surrounded by shrooms.
#50 - welp, you got me there.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2014 on That Awkward Moment +1
#51 - darthblam (05/17/2014) [-]
Too easy...
User avatar #52 - wilfredfanforever (05/17/2014) [-]
Next time, dathblam. you will be mine.
#53 - darthblam (05/17/2014) [-]
Come at me bro, I'll be ready.
And surrounded by shrooms.
#44 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 05/17/2014 on That Awkward Moment 0
#48 - darthblam (05/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #50 - wilfredfanforever (05/17/2014) [-]
welp, you got me there.
#51 - darthblam (05/17/2014) [-]
Too easy...
User avatar #52 - wilfredfanforever (05/17/2014) [-]
Next time, dathblam. you will be mine.
#53 - darthblam (05/17/2014) [-]
Come at me bro, I'll be ready.
And surrounded by shrooms.
#30 - HFW 05/17/2014 on daddy +20
#119 - These were pretty, up until that last one. Then it was just sad. 05/17/2014 on justgirlythings 0
#304 - Pennywise is best spider. 05/16/2014 on Spider Awareness +2
#8763636 - Fuck you, you used some black gypsie magic 05/16/2014 on retard forum +3
#8763628 - What sort of black magic is this? I never thumbed your shit  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2014 on retard forum +1
#8763631 - flutterway (05/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, you did.
User avatar #8763636 - wilfredfanforever (05/16/2014) [-]
Fuck you, you used some black gypsie magic
#73 - Same, but I don't do it on purpose. Sometimes the green/…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2014 on how to make cash 0
User avatar #74 - qosfortyone (05/15/2014) [-]
me neither I'm stuck on auto right-arrow pilot when I'm at FJ
#71 - What's the latest user thing on top oof the comments?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/15/2014 on how to make cash 0
#72 - qosfortyone (05/15/2014) [-]
new installment, so you know the fuckers that don't vote

I'm one of them
User avatar #76 - mrturferpop (05/15/2014) [-]
It's not exactly new, it was on the boards like a year ago but was removed.
User avatar #73 - wilfredfanforever (05/15/2014) [-]
Same, but I don't do it on purpose. Sometimes the green/red thumb don't load, only the skip arrow
User avatar #74 - qosfortyone (05/15/2014) [-]
me neither I'm stuck on auto right-arrow pilot when I'm at FJ
#41 - Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life. 05/11/2014 on It's all oger now +1
#33 - You dun goofed. 05/11/2014 on Sentences -1
#110 - so hyped for Akham Knight. 05/11/2014 on Useless +1
#113 - I fuck sluts. 05/11/2014 on You're still a slut +2
#62 - The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. not sure which episode 05/11/2014 on 12 Years a Pro 0
#18 - Currently reading this, it's alright. 05/10/2014 on //=;======= - - - - - - - -... 0
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User avatar #73 to #72 - wilfredfanforever (06/04/2014) [-]
Indeed I have
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User avatar #65 to #56 - wilfredfanforever (04/01/2014) [-]
gimme back john, my little boy
User avatar #66 to #65 - hodon (04/05/2014) [-]
Do you really want him?
User avatar #67 to #66 - wilfredfanforever (04/06/2014) [-]
who wouldn't
User avatar #68 to #67 - hodon (04/08/2014) [-]
Girls....ooooh fuken gottem
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User avatar #38 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
hey man. this is my old banned account
notice the delicious blue name?
User avatar #39 to #38 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
I'll get there one day... one day.
User avatar #40 to #39 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Yeh I wish I made mine sooner. I was anon for a long time, I could of been cool like all the oldfags.

So uh, when you gettin more xbox membership
User avatar #41 to #40 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
It'll never be as blue as kodylol.

Can I was money on my account to buy member ship? if yes then I can get it now.
User avatar #47 to #41 - Kodylol (01/12/2014) [-]
Shit's so blue yo.
#48 to #47 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
Holy shit, it's you. And it's so blue it's purple.
User avatar #50 to #49 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
I don't know how to respond to this. Is it your theme song?
User avatar #42 to #41 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Prolly got a purple name by now.

Also I think you accidentally your sentence
User avatar #44 to #43 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
If your account is linked to a credit card then transactions will charge from the card

Or if you have left over Microsoft points then they will probably be converted to dollar amounts
User avatar #45 to #44 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
One way to find out.
User avatar #51 to #45 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Soooo?
User avatar #53 to #51 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #52 to #51 - wilfredfanforever (01/13/2014) [-]
can't do it
User avatar #46 to #45 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Do it.....
User avatar #35 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Hi, I was wondering if you were using your points/items?

If not; I would really enjoy having them.

I promise they will go to a good use (items).

All you have to do is go to my profile and trade them over to me or I can for you.
User avatar #36 to #35 - wilfredfanforever (09/06/2013) [-]
do whatever you want as long as you call me daddy
#37 to #36 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you so much!
You are a very generous person.

Enjoy my friends abs.
#28 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
<3 you too
<3 you too
#33 to #32 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2013) [-]
Wilfred is awesome
Wilfred is awesome
#34 to #33 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
You got that right sweet tits
You got that right sweet tits
User avatar #14 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Nearly two hundred thumbs down...

Were you really ready for their rage?
User avatar #15 to #14 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
I expected some angry replies, but not the shit storm I unleashed.
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Hmm. I usually see posts with that image thumbed up, but the last two times it didn't seem to be as lucky for the posters.
User avatar #17 to #16 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
unlucky? ya I'll say
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I got around seventy thumbs down on a post not too long ago, but it was negated (in a sense) by two other posts made around the time that had a combined total of more thumbs. Anyway, sometimes I just find comments with that many thumbs down amusing for some reason. Have you seen that one "9/11 wasn't funny" comment? It has gone over ten thousand red thumbs a while ago.
User avatar #19 to #18 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
link? I don't recall this
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/200731/Stewie%20/1#1

Behold! The most amazoing comment on the website, mainly just because of all of those !!red thumbs!!!
User avatar #21 to #20 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
Holy Shit man, look at that.
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah man, that is pretty wacky. I just wonder how it went in its early days, regarding that, apparently, not long after it was made it was already a sight to be seen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
poor bastard, Never saw it coming
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I wonder how the person who posted that feels.
User avatar #25 to #24 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
he probably is pretty happy he rustled all those jimmies
User avatar #26 to #25 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
It's possible that he doesn't know at all. Oh well. He himself doesn't matter to us beyond that single comment.
User avatar #27 to #26 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
very true
User avatar #5 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for those golden, succulent bananas
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