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wilfredfanforever

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 26
Video Games Played: Mortal Kombat, Assassins Creed series,Halo, Gears of War...
X-box Gamertag: christopher V13
Interests: Bitches.
Date Signed Up:11/30/2011
Last Login:5/21/2015
Location:phoenix
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#10110
Comment Ranking:#5638
Highest Content Rank:#967
Highest Comment Rank:#820
Content Thumbs: 9106 total,  10371 ,  1265
Comment Thumbs: 9957 total,  12204 ,  2247
Content Level Progress: 74% (74/100)
Level 190 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 191 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 11% (11/100)
Level 293 Comments: Post Master → Level 294 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:3
Content Views:306243
Times Content Favorited:335 times
Total Comments Made:4009
FJ Points:3093
Favorite Tags: Love (3) | i (2)
I am a Metal-Head and Misanthropist who laughs at almost any form of humor.

latest user's comments

#80 - Yeah it really hits you hard in the feels, and you just find y… 12/24/2014 on Only a matter of time 0
#175 - I could not agree more. But he got his **** together at… 12/23/2014 on Rekt 0
#173 - II, Brotherhood, 4, and Unity (glitches aside) were phenomenal…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2014 on Rekt 0
User avatar #174 - sladee (12/23/2014) [-]
I've yet to play 4 and Unity so i dont really have a say.
#47 - You read my mind 12/23/2014 on Puns 0
#188 - Okay okay ***** maybe you can fight me on that wall one…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2014 on 2spooky -1
User avatar #189 - sylberleaf (12/22/2014) [-]
He may remember where his eyes are, but he wouldn't know what his arms are doing... or whether he still has them. They may be tied behind his back, deep in his arse or nailed to his forehead and he wouldn't feel it or know about it.
User avatar #193 - alhemicar (12/22/2014) [-]
this is a creepypasta, it's not real

also, a human has 12-20 senses, depending on the definition, and they removed only the 5 basic ones. Based on what the pasta says, he should still feel balance, kinetic energy et cetara.

also, ur gey ^-^
#195 - sylberleaf (12/22/2014) [-]
#186 - 1.) He's not retarded. 2.)He's still not retarded, and kno…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/22/2014 on 2spooky +3
User avatar #187 - sylberleaf (12/22/2014) [-]
He can't even tell whether he's sitting, standing, walking, lying... yes, in a sense he is retarded and he can not tell whether he has already hit the wall or not.
User avatar #188 - wilfredfanforever (12/22/2014) [-]
Okay okay nigga maybe you can fight me on that wall one, but he already knows what spot where the eyes would be. Even if he has no feeling, he would know where they were.
User avatar #189 - sylberleaf (12/22/2014) [-]
He may remember where his eyes are, but he wouldn't know what his arms are doing... or whether he still has them. They may be tied behind his back, deep in his arse or nailed to his forehead and he wouldn't feel it or know about it.
User avatar #193 - alhemicar (12/22/2014) [-]
this is a creepypasta, it's not real

also, a human has 12-20 senses, depending on the definition, and they removed only the 5 basic ones. Based on what the pasta says, he should still feel balance, kinetic energy et cetara.

also, ur gey ^-^
#195 - sylberleaf (12/22/2014) [-]
#50 - He'll be the new host of the tonight show. 12/22/2014 on Colbert 0
#130 - Comment deleted 12/22/2014 on #REKT 0
#129 - wha the ****  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on #REKT 0
#135 - jackjr (12/22/2014) [-]
*Roll 2* I don't know! Something is wrong!!
#128 - *roll 2* go dry, you pansy  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2014 on #REKT 0
User avatar #129 - wilfredfanforever (12/22/2014) [-]
wha the fuck
#135 - jackjr (12/22/2014) [-]
*Roll 2* I don't know! Something is wrong!!
#39 - Ron Jeremy should play the part of Dear Leader 12/22/2014 on Admin pls 0
#55 - Today I learned I can use the internet browser on my Xbox One … 12/22/2014 on Porn is everywhere 0
#52 - Well I tried it and on The social club it had all the stats se…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on DLC 0
#53 - texaphyrin (12/22/2014) [-]
A'ight, GG, nigga.
#45 - cloudpawtwo I don't know how many will see it, but if anything… 12/21/2014 on Shark's pov 0
#44 - I will absolutely do this. thank you. 12/21/2014 on Shark's pov 0
#17 - I just don't know where to post it. The profile I just made ha…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Shark's pov +1
User avatar #24 - Jenisist (12/21/2014) [-]
tag it in as many common tags as possible. Or even in pop culture tags (like idk what kids are into these days, Supernatural?) and the such. Some folks would then be bound to see it.
User avatar #45 - wilfredfanforever (12/21/2014) [-]
cloudpawtwo I don't know how many will see it, but if anything cool happens I'll let you know.
User avatar #44 - wilfredfanforever (12/21/2014) [-]
I will absolutely do this. thank you.
#13 - I'm gonna go make a tumblr right now just to post this and see…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Shark's pov +2
User avatar #14 - cloudpawtwo (12/21/2014) [-]
Gimme a link when you do.
User avatar #17 - wilfredfanforever (12/21/2014) [-]
I just don't know where to post it. The profile I just made has no followers or whatever,
User avatar #24 - Jenisist (12/21/2014) [-]
tag it in as many common tags as possible. Or even in pop culture tags (like idk what kids are into these days, Supernatural?) and the such. Some folks would then be bound to see it.
User avatar #45 - wilfredfanforever (12/21/2014) [-]
cloudpawtwo I don't know how many will see it, but if anything cool happens I'll let you know.
User avatar #44 - wilfredfanforever (12/21/2014) [-]
I will absolutely do this. thank you.
#10 - Love this show so much. This and The Office are two of the gre… 12/21/2014 on Ron 0
#32 - Young Justice was cool but I just really hated their version o… 12/21/2014 on Na na na na na na na na +1
#13 - I don't have the full greentext story of this, but it was legendary. 12/21/2014 on IT Crowd +1
#29 - Me too. 12/21/2014 on Wolverine 0
#5 - Here, use this on the next comp  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on handsomekevin's profile 0
User avatar #6 - handsomekevin (12/21/2014) [-]
i will, thanks
#24 - My personal favorite. 12/21/2014 on Xbox Live massages comp +1
#42 - I'll give that a go later and get back to you. If I get **…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2014 on DLC 0
User avatar #43 - texaphyrin (12/21/2014) [-]
At which point i'll either congratulate you or say "I told you so". Such is life c:, good luck, nigga
User avatar #52 - wilfredfanforever (12/22/2014) [-]
Well I tried it and on The social club it had all the stats set as zero, no cash, nada. So I guess I'll just use one account for story, one for Online
#53 - texaphyrin (12/22/2014) [-]
A'ight, GG, nigga.
#40 - Well my ***** ! what if I went to the social club websit…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/21/2014 on DLC 0
User avatar #41 - texaphyrin (12/21/2014) [-]
Hmm. This seems to be out of my realm of expertise, you go ahead, tell me how it goes. My friend might have to do something similar, so it'd be GG if you could tell me if you are successful.
#42 - wilfredfanforever (12/21/2014) [-]
I'll give that a go later and get back to you. If I get fucked over I'll come back to you in tears.
User avatar #43 - texaphyrin (12/21/2014) [-]
At which point i'll either congratulate you or say "I told you so". Such is life c:, good luck, nigga
User avatar #52 - wilfredfanforever (12/22/2014) [-]
Well I tried it and on The social club it had all the stats set as zero, no cash, nada. So I guess I'll just use one account for story, one for Online
#53 - texaphyrin (12/22/2014) [-]
A'ight, GG, nigga.

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Total unique items point value: 150 / Total items point value: 350
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User avatar #73 to #72 - wilfredfanforever (06/04/2014) [-]
Indeed I have
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User avatar #65 to #56 - wilfredfanforever (04/01/2014) [-]
gimme back john, my little boy
User avatar #66 to #65 - hodon (04/05/2014) [-]
Do you really want him?
User avatar #67 to #66 - wilfredfanforever (04/06/2014) [-]
who wouldn't
User avatar #68 to #67 - hodon (04/08/2014) [-]
Girls....ooooh fuken gottem
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User avatar #38 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
hey man. this is my old banned account
notice the delicious blue name?
User avatar #39 to #38 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
I'll get there one day... one day.
User avatar #40 to #39 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Yeh I wish I made mine sooner. I was anon for a long time, I could of been cool like all the oldfags.

So uh, when you gettin more xbox membership
User avatar #41 to #40 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
It'll never be as blue as kodylol.

Can I was money on my account to buy member ship? if yes then I can get it now.
User avatar #47 to #41 - Kodylol (01/12/2014) [-]
****** so blue yo.
#48 to #47 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
Holy **** , it's you. And it's so blue it's purple.
User avatar #50 to #49 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
I don't know how to respond to this. Is it your theme song?
User avatar #42 to #41 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Prolly got a purple name by now.

Also I think you accidentally your sentence
User avatar #44 to #43 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
If your account is linked to a credit card then transactions will charge from the card

Or if you have left over Microsoft points then they will probably be converted to dollar amounts
User avatar #45 to #44 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
One way to find out.
User avatar #51 to #45 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Soooo?
User avatar #53 to #51 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #52 to #51 - wilfredfanforever (01/13/2014) [-]
can't do it
User avatar #46 to #45 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Do it.....
User avatar #35 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Hi, I was wondering if you were using your points/items?

If not; I would really enjoy having them.

I promise they will go to a good use (items).

All you have to do is go to my profile and trade them over to me or I can for you.
User avatar #36 to #35 - wilfredfanforever (09/06/2013) [-]
do whatever you want as long as you call me daddy
#37 to #36 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you so much!
You are a very generous person.

Enjoy my friends abs.
#28 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
<3 you too
<3 you too
#33 to #32 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2013) [-]
Wilfred is awesome
Wilfred is awesome
#34 to #33 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
You got that right sweet tits
You got that right sweet tits
User avatar #14 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Nearly two hundred thumbs down...

Were you really ready for their rage?
User avatar #15 to #14 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
I expected some angry replies, but not the **** storm I unleashed.
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Hmm. I usually see posts with that image thumbed up, but the last two times it didn't seem to be as lucky for the posters.
User avatar #17 to #16 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
unlucky? ya I'll say
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I got around seventy thumbs down on a post not too long ago, but it was negated (in a sense) by two other posts made around the time that had a combined total of more thumbs. Anyway, sometimes I just find comments with that many thumbs down amusing for some reason. Have you seen that one "9/11 wasn't funny" comment? It has gone over ten thousand red thumbs a while ago.
User avatar #19 to #18 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
link? I don't recall this
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/200731/Stewie%20/1#1

Behold! The most amazoing comment on the website, mainly just because of all of those !!red thumbs!!!
User avatar #21 to #20 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
Holy **** man, look at that.
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah man, that is pretty wacky. I just wonder how it went in its early days, regarding that, apparently, not long after it was made it was already a sight to be seen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
poor bastard, Never saw it coming
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I wonder how the person who posted that feels.
User avatar #25 to #24 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
he probably is pretty happy he rustled all those jimmies
User avatar #26 to #25 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
It's possible that he doesn't know at all. Oh well. He himself doesn't matter to us beyond that single comment.
User avatar #27 to #26 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
very true
User avatar #5 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for those golden, succulent bananas
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