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Gender: male
Age: 25
Video Games Played: Assassins Creed series,Halo, Gears of War...
X-box Gamertag: christopher V13
Interests: Bitches.
Date Signed Up:11/30/2011
Last Login:11/26/2014
Location:phoenix
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Comment Ranking:#6023
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I am a Metal-Head and Misanthropist who laughs at almost any form of humor.

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#54 - I usually thumb down tumblr bull-digestive end product on inst… 07/14/2014 on Shrek Songs 0
#56 - Couldn't agree more. I was just talking about this the other d… 07/14/2014 on fj in a nutshell 0
#68 - I never take the risk. it's always muted for me. 07/14/2014 on HERP +5
#67 - yeah, he'll do stuff like that from time to time. 07/14/2014 on HERP +1
#156 - Those are the idiots who do that. And they aren't the entirety… 07/13/2014 on Batman Flash Superman Race 0
#44 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on ITT: Fap Stories +18
#82 - WhitePimp (07/13/2014) [-]
I lost my shit at 45 hit combo.
#539 - Picture 07/06/2014 on i'll jerk off to this -1
#2182 - Raining Blood in my ass 07/06/2014 on in my ass +1
#80 - Bo Burnham is probably the most talented musician there is and… 07/05/2014 on Rekt +1
#78 - ............what's funny what's funny what's funny 07/05/2014 on Rekt 0
#176 - She's a keeper, Ryan. Don't screw this one up like before.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on (untitled) +7
User avatar #183 - yorker (07/04/2014) [-]
your time has come, wilfredfanforever
#174 - Comment deleted 07/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
#170 - Damn right I am 07/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
#169 - I wonder if the CIA dudes may have had a bit of LSD as well 07/03/2014 on Some Random Interesting... 0
#167 - I too was pretty perplexed as to what the **** th…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Some Random Interesting... 0
#168 - xcoreyx (07/03/2014) [-]
It almost sounds like it was just for their personal enjoyment.
"Hey Bill you know what would be hilarious? If we gave some dudes a bunch of LSD and watched them fuck hookers all night."
"I'll get the popcorn!"
User avatar #169 - wilfredfanforever (07/03/2014) [-]
I wonder if the CIA dudes may have had a bit of LSD as well
#165 - There is an alternate ending to I Am Legend. Lots of people co… 07/03/2014 on Some Random Interesting... 0
#161 - Look at how they reacted to sunlight. If you ask me, they were… 07/03/2014 on Some Random Interesting... 0
#315 - **wilfredfanforever rolled image ** Contain your jealousy 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds +1
#126 - Yeah he did yammer on quite a bit. I only had a problem with h… 07/01/2014 on Damn you! 0
#119 - Ohhhhhhhh yeah yeah. I hated those bitches too. all they did w…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Damn you! 0
User avatar #123 - atomicman (07/01/2014) [-]
Didn't hear what the guy said, for he went outside, and I walked to the next floor looking down at him on some platform. And he started going like 'Do you think ye can kill me m8', and I ran out of patience->threw a grenade and he died immidiately lol.

I believe the girl says something in that sense though. Perhaps I should replay it too.
User avatar #126 - wilfredfanforever (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah he did yammer on quite a bit. I only had a problem with his little posse kicking me in the head while I fought with him. You should totally replay it and try to get the much cooler ending to that fight.

And I really doubt she said that, but I will have to see
#113 - Which dialogue exactly are you referring to?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Damn you! 0
User avatar #117 - atomicman (07/01/2014) [-]
At one point you survive the district with the guys wearing the whale factory masks(the assassins). Pretty much lost track of whatever was said during that part for I just rushed through it(I hated the assassins and those spitting plants). After you kill their leader(which i did with a grenade and he died instantly lol) you proceed to the sewers. After the sewers you end up in a house with a woman trying to close a door. She says all that stuff
#119 - wilfredfanforever (07/01/2014) [-]
Ohhhhhhhh yeah yeah. I hated those bitches too. all they did was kick me in the dick and shoot darts. And I remember that, her name was Celia I think. I'll have to go back and replay that mission to see what she says. But no I don't think he rapes her.. I sure hope not. Have you seen what happens if you actually fight Daud? (Assassin leader) Pretty cool and killing him even after the end of the fight makes you feel a bit like an ass if you played the DLC
User avatar #123 - atomicman (07/01/2014) [-]
Didn't hear what the guy said, for he went outside, and I walked to the next floor looking down at him on some platform. And he started going like 'Do you think ye can kill me m8', and I ran out of patience->threw a grenade and he died immidiately lol.

I believe the girl says something in that sense though. Perhaps I should replay it too.
User avatar #126 - wilfredfanforever (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah he did yammer on quite a bit. I only had a problem with his little posse kicking me in the head while I fought with him. You should totally replay it and try to get the much cooler ending to that fight.

And I really doubt she said that, but I will have to see
#111 - Easily one of my top 5 games, I loved it. It is so ****…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Damn you! +1
User avatar #112 - atomicman (07/01/2014) [-]
Sure hope so. I really liked the story too for a change(usually I don't like games' stories). The underlying message was pretty strong. The twist, that turned out to be not really a twist was my favourite part(the betrayal that is). Even though I still don't know how to interpret that one dialogue with that surviving girl. She says:

'He killed him, then her and did her' or something. Does he mean he raped one of them(talking about that officer that betrays you)? 'Cause that would be pretty evil after all. Killing them and killing you would be obvious if he was to proceed. For he wanted strong leadership and all his followers were loyal to the queen
User avatar #113 - wilfredfanforever (07/01/2014) [-]
Which dialogue exactly are you referring to?
User avatar #117 - atomicman (07/01/2014) [-]
At one point you survive the district with the guys wearing the whale factory masks(the assassins). Pretty much lost track of whatever was said during that part for I just rushed through it(I hated the assassins and those spitting plants). After you kill their leader(which i did with a grenade and he died instantly lol) you proceed to the sewers. After the sewers you end up in a house with a woman trying to close a door. She says all that stuff
#119 - wilfredfanforever (07/01/2014) [-]
Ohhhhhhhh yeah yeah. I hated those bitches too. all they did was kick me in the dick and shoot darts. And I remember that, her name was Celia I think. I'll have to go back and replay that mission to see what she says. But no I don't think he rapes her.. I sure hope not. Have you seen what happens if you actually fight Daud? (Assassin leader) Pretty cool and killing him even after the end of the fight makes you feel a bit like an ass if you played the DLC
User avatar #123 - atomicman (07/01/2014) [-]
Didn't hear what the guy said, for he went outside, and I walked to the next floor looking down at him on some platform. And he started going like 'Do you think ye can kill me m8', and I ran out of patience->threw a grenade and he died immidiately lol.

I believe the girl says something in that sense though. Perhaps I should replay it too.
User avatar #126 - wilfredfanforever (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah he did yammer on quite a bit. I only had a problem with his little posse kicking me in the head while I fought with him. You should totally replay it and try to get the much cooler ending to that fight.

And I really doubt she said that, but I will have to see
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User avatar #73 to #72 - wilfredfanforever (06/04/2014) [-]
Indeed I have
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User avatar #65 to #56 - wilfredfanforever (04/01/2014) [-]
gimme back john, my little boy
User avatar #66 to #65 - hodon (04/05/2014) [-]
Do you really want him?
User avatar #67 to #66 - wilfredfanforever (04/06/2014) [-]
who wouldn't
User avatar #68 to #67 - hodon (04/08/2014) [-]
Girls....ooooh fuken gottem
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User avatar #38 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
hey man. this is my old banned account
notice the delicious blue name?
User avatar #39 to #38 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
I'll get there one day... one day.
User avatar #40 to #39 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Yeh I wish I made mine sooner. I was anon for a long time, I could of been cool like all the oldfags.

So uh, when you gettin more xbox membership
User avatar #41 to #40 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
It'll never be as blue as kodylol.

Can I was money on my account to buy member ship? if yes then I can get it now.
User avatar #47 to #41 - Kodylol (01/12/2014) [-]
****** so blue yo.
#48 to #47 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
Holy **** , it's you. And it's so blue it's purple.
User avatar #50 to #49 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
I don't know how to respond to this. Is it your theme song?
User avatar #42 to #41 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Prolly got a purple name by now.

Also I think you accidentally your sentence
User avatar #44 to #43 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
If your account is linked to a credit card then transactions will charge from the card

Or if you have left over Microsoft points then they will probably be converted to dollar amounts
User avatar #45 to #44 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
One way to find out.
User avatar #51 to #45 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Soooo?
User avatar #53 to #51 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #52 to #51 - wilfredfanforever (01/13/2014) [-]
can't do it
User avatar #46 to #45 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Do it.....
User avatar #35 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Hi, I was wondering if you were using your points/items?

If not; I would really enjoy having them.

I promise they will go to a good use (items).

All you have to do is go to my profile and trade them over to me or I can for you.
User avatar #36 to #35 - wilfredfanforever (09/06/2013) [-]
do whatever you want as long as you call me daddy
#37 to #36 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you so much!
You are a very generous person.

Enjoy my friends abs.
#28 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
<3 you too
<3 you too
#33 to #32 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2013) [-]
Wilfred is awesome
Wilfred is awesome
#34 to #33 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
You got that right sweet tits
You got that right sweet tits
User avatar #14 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Nearly two hundred thumbs down...

Were you really ready for their rage?
User avatar #15 to #14 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
I expected some angry replies, but not the **** storm I unleashed.
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Hmm. I usually see posts with that image thumbed up, but the last two times it didn't seem to be as lucky for the posters.
User avatar #17 to #16 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
unlucky? ya I'll say
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I got around seventy thumbs down on a post not too long ago, but it was negated (in a sense) by two other posts made around the time that had a combined total of more thumbs. Anyway, sometimes I just find comments with that many thumbs down amusing for some reason. Have you seen that one "9/11 wasn't funny" comment? It has gone over ten thousand red thumbs a while ago.
User avatar #19 to #18 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
link? I don't recall this
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/200731/Stewie%20/1#1

Behold! The most amazoing comment on the website, mainly just because of all of those !!red thumbs!!!
User avatar #21 to #20 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
Holy **** man, look at that.
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah man, that is pretty wacky. I just wonder how it went in its early days, regarding that, apparently, not long after it was made it was already a sight to be seen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
poor bastard, Never saw it coming
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I wonder how the person who posted that feels.
User avatar #25 to #24 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
he probably is pretty happy he rustled all those jimmies
User avatar #26 to #25 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
It's possible that he doesn't know at all. Oh well. He himself doesn't matter to us beyond that single comment.
User avatar #27 to #26 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
very true
User avatar #5 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for those golden, succulent bananas
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