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wilfredfanforever

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Video Games Played: Mortal Kombat, Assassins Creed series,Halo, Gears of War...
X-box Gamertag: christopher V13
Interests: Bitches.
Date Signed Up:11/30/2011
Last Login:3/30/2015
Location:phoenix
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Comment Ranking:#5238
Highest Content Rank:#967
Highest Comment Rank:#820
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Comment Thumbs: 9807 total,  12047 ,  2240
Content Level Progress: 71% (71/100)
Level 190 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 191 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 5% (5/100)
Level 292 Comments: Post Master → Level 293 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:3
Content Views:304997
Times Content Favorited:335 times
Total Comments Made:3965
FJ Points:2984
Favorite Tags: Love (3) | i (2)
I am a Metal-Head and Misanthropist who laughs at almost any form of humor.

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latest user's comments

#21 - That show is freaking awesome. 21 hours ago on The Life and Times of Barry... +1
#134 - "Well my husband's risking his already doomed life to ens… 03/27/2015 on (untitled) 0
#65 - He's the Spider Man of the drug world 03/26/2015 on (untitled) 0
#63 - Hank was awesome, I assume you're referring to Marie here. I d…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/26/2015 on (untitled) +13
User avatar #93 - bothemastaofall (03/26/2015) [-]
Would you rather deal with Mrs. "My husband's and astronaut gold digger lottery winner phd holding DEA agent so I get the right to nick your stuff" Marie,
or Skylar "Don't spend that money or the IRS will fuck you trust me I'm a book keeper" White?
User avatar #134 - wilfredfanforever (03/27/2015) [-]
"Well my husband's risking his already doomed life to ensure me and my son have a more than stable life after he's gone.. maybe I should sleep with my boss and keep him from our kids". So yeah I'd rather Marie any day.
User avatar #113 - bigbeaufort (03/26/2015) [-]
"Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up" -Skylar White
User avatar #123 - iamkagji (03/26/2015) [-]
Hey, in her defense when she said that what Marie actually deserved was to be strangled while having her eyelids and mouth stapled shut. She was obviously having a bad day and was stressed out and in came the klepto bitch haranguing her about shit that wasn't any of her business to being with.
#61 - I know, I just really like talking about this show. Kind of sa…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2015 on (untitled) 0
#64 - bleeduntildeath (03/26/2015) [-]
not really broseph, it's a good show, that focused less on "drugs are bad" and more on "drugs are a huge fucking responsibility, and if you wanna start getting into the business, you have to accept said responsibilities that come with it"
User avatar #65 - wilfredfanforever (03/26/2015) [-]
He's the Spider Man of the drug world
#59 - As the series went on, he only became colder and colder. He ha…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/26/2015 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #76 - mondominiman (03/26/2015) [-]
I fucking lost it on the "TIGHT TIGHT" part
#60 - bleeduntildeath (03/26/2015) [-]
it was a bad joke made for the purpose of being bad
User avatar #61 - wilfredfanforever (03/26/2015) [-]
I know, I just really like talking about this show. Kind of sad actually.
#64 - bleeduntildeath (03/26/2015) [-]
not really broseph, it's a good show, that focused less on "drugs are bad" and more on "drugs are a huge fucking responsibility, and if you wanna start getting into the business, you have to accept said responsibilities that come with it"
User avatar #65 - wilfredfanforever (03/26/2015) [-]
He's the Spider Man of the drug world
#246 - Why'd you black out their username's? 03/26/2015 on tumblr Logic 0
#38 - I think what it is trying to say is don't be an asshole. His p… 03/22/2015 on content comp 0
#29 - ***** got himself an xbox one? oh I got to roll in Los … 03/22/2015 on Dat timing +3
#42 - Alright well yeah that works too. Good luck with the ol' Batman 03/22/2015 on Moms spaghetti 0

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User avatar #73 to #72 - wilfredfanforever (06/04/2014) [-]
Indeed I have
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User avatar #65 to #56 - wilfredfanforever (04/01/2014) [-]
gimme back john, my little boy
User avatar #66 to #65 - hodon (04/05/2014) [-]
Do you really want him?
User avatar #67 to #66 - wilfredfanforever (04/06/2014) [-]
who wouldn't
User avatar #68 to #67 - hodon (04/08/2014) [-]
Girls....ooooh fuken gottem
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User avatar #38 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
hey man. this is my old banned account
notice the delicious blue name?
User avatar #39 to #38 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
I'll get there one day... one day.
User avatar #40 to #39 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Yeh I wish I made mine sooner. I was anon for a long time, I could of been cool like all the oldfags.

So uh, when you gettin more xbox membership
User avatar #41 to #40 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
It'll never be as blue as kodylol.

Can I was money on my account to buy member ship? if yes then I can get it now.
User avatar #47 to #41 - Kodylol (01/12/2014) [-]
****** so blue yo.
#48 to #47 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
Holy **** , it's you. And it's so blue it's purple.
User avatar #50 to #49 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
I don't know how to respond to this. Is it your theme song?
User avatar #42 to #41 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Prolly got a purple name by now.

Also I think you accidentally your sentence
User avatar #44 to #43 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
If your account is linked to a credit card then transactions will charge from the card

Or if you have left over Microsoft points then they will probably be converted to dollar amounts
User avatar #45 to #44 - wilfredfanforever (01/12/2014) [-]
One way to find out.
User avatar #51 to #45 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Soooo?
User avatar #53 to #51 - hodon (01/13/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #52 to #51 - wilfredfanforever (01/13/2014) [-]
can't do it
User avatar #46 to #45 - hodon (01/12/2014) [-]
Do it.....
User avatar #35 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Hi, I was wondering if you were using your points/items?

If not; I would really enjoy having them.

I promise they will go to a good use (items).

All you have to do is go to my profile and trade them over to me or I can for you.
User avatar #36 to #35 - wilfredfanforever (09/06/2013) [-]
do whatever you want as long as you call me daddy
#37 to #36 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you so much!
You are a very generous person.

Enjoy my friends abs.
#28 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
<3 you too
<3 you too
#33 to #32 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2013) [-]
Wilfred is awesome
Wilfred is awesome
#34 to #33 - kitsunemochalite (07/31/2013) [-]
You got that right sweet tits
You got that right sweet tits
User avatar #14 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Nearly two hundred thumbs down...

Were you really ready for their rage?
User avatar #15 to #14 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
I expected some angry replies, but not the **** storm I unleashed.
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Hmm. I usually see posts with that image thumbed up, but the last two times it didn't seem to be as lucky for the posters.
User avatar #17 to #16 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
unlucky? ya I'll say
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I got around seventy thumbs down on a post not too long ago, but it was negated (in a sense) by two other posts made around the time that had a combined total of more thumbs. Anyway, sometimes I just find comments with that many thumbs down amusing for some reason. Have you seen that one "9/11 wasn't funny" comment? It has gone over ten thousand red thumbs a while ago.
User avatar #19 to #18 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
link? I don't recall this
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/200731/Stewie%20/1#1

Behold! The most amazoing comment on the website, mainly just because of all of those !!red thumbs!!!
User avatar #21 to #20 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
Holy **** man, look at that.
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah man, that is pretty wacky. I just wonder how it went in its early days, regarding that, apparently, not long after it was made it was already a sight to be seen.
User avatar #23 to #22 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
poor bastard, Never saw it coming
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
I wonder how the person who posted that feels.
User avatar #25 to #24 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
he probably is pretty happy he rustled all those jimmies
User avatar #26 to #25 - mayormilkman (07/13/2013) [-]
It's possible that he doesn't know at all. Oh well. He himself doesn't matter to us beyond that single comment.
User avatar #27 to #26 - wilfredfanforever (07/13/2013) [-]
very true
User avatar #5 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for those golden, succulent bananas
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