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#72 - We Canadians bathe in maple syrup and we get bagged milk inste… 06/22/2014 on [Insert country of origin] +2
#139 - yup, there's mechwarrior online nowadays if you didn't know 06/20/2014 on #cheatingisokayif 0
#69 - #cheatingisokayif you somehow manage to get your hands on a &q…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2014 on #cheatingisokayif 0
User avatar #74 - dehnoobshow (06/20/2014) [-]
Mech Warrior? Correct? I used to play what I believe is the first when I was 7. Or at least I tried.
The select Mech screen will forever be in my mind.
"Stormcrow. Mad Dog. Hell Bringer. Rifleman. Summoner. Tiberwolf. Gargoyle. War Hawk. Direwolf. Kid Fox. Janitor. Nova. (Repeat)"
#139 - wildemu (06/20/2014) [-]
yup, there's mechwarrior online nowadays if you didn't know mwomercs.com/game
#116 - Picture 06/19/2014 on every fucking time +3
#111 - **wildemu rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2014 on every fucking time 0
#116 - wildemu (06/19/2014) [-]
#110 - Comment deleted 06/19/2014 on every fucking time 0
#201 - >but it, along with my hormones took over my brain and hatc… 06/19/2014 on These stories are... +2
#196 - >Hit it off pretty good with her >Ask her out on a d…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2014 on These stories are... +3
#201 - wildemu (06/19/2014) [-]
>but it, along with my hormones took over my brain and hatched the genius plan of the century
>"Since she broke up with me, lets ask her closest friend (whom I never even uttured a word to + goes to a completely different college) to go out with me over FB"
>I worked once already, could work a second time
>ask said girl out over FB
>she says yes
>awww yiss version 2.0
>texts me the next day saying forget about it sonny
>Goddommitfronk!
>Decided to confront 1st girl who dumped me and her best friend over on FB mainly because they were chatting together one day and were talking about stupid shit boys told them to seduce them and one of my lines poped up and it kind of vexed me at the time
>DearmoseswhatkindofhellhaveIunleashed.pdf
>Proceed to getting told off
>cry self to sleep that night

Over the next few days I try to become friends with her again but to no avail

#194 - Actually that's not entirely true, I just remembered something…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2014 on These stories are... +3
#196 - wildemu (06/19/2014) [-]
>Hit it off pretty good with her
>Ask her out on a date
>Says it's a little hasty to ask her out this quick but wouldn't mind
>Awww yiss!.png
>Run into her after school one day
>She asks me if i'm free to go out
>heckyeahlet'sdodis.html
>No clue where to take her out so I tell her and she tells me that she knows a place
>Brings me to a park in downtown Montreal
>while there she tells me she does crazy things like kiss boys on the first date to see if she likes them
>Thisisanunexpectedtwistofevents.mp3
>I close my eyes and open my mouth praying I can pull it off
>she starts licking the bottom of my chin as a lay there awkwardly not knowing what to do
>stops and asks me to never speak of this again
>okay.png
>breaks up with me following day

but wait the betaness just keeps coming
>what I forgot to mention was during the "kiss" since it was my first and it was a girl kissing me by her own will made my chode into a solid slab of steel (cont)
#201 - wildemu (06/19/2014) [-]
>but it, along with my hormones took over my brain and hatched the genius plan of the century
>"Since she broke up with me, lets ask her closest friend (whom I never even uttured a word to + goes to a completely different college) to go out with me over FB"
>I worked once already, could work a second time
>ask said girl out over FB
>she says yes
>awww yiss version 2.0
>texts me the next day saying forget about it sonny
>Goddommitfronk!
>Decided to confront 1st girl who dumped me and her best friend over on FB mainly because they were chatting together one day and were talking about stupid shit boys told them to seduce them and one of my lines poped up and it kind of vexed me at the time
>DearmoseswhatkindofhellhaveIunleashed.pdf
>Proceed to getting told off
>cry self to sleep that night

Over the next few days I try to become friends with her again but to no avail

#170 - >Be me >20 yrs old at the time >sitting at ho…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2014 on These stories are... +8
#194 - wildemu (06/19/2014) [-]
Actually that's not entirely true, I just remembered something I want to forget:
>1st yr of college
>hells yeah having the time of my life since I was beta for most of high school and elementry decided to come out of shell
>Regularly see this 7/10 girl on bus that use to go to high school with me
(Flashback)
>Only knew her 1 year prior in secondary 5 idk what's the equivalent in America but it's essentially the last year of high school here in Quebec since I switched schools from sec 4
>We had french class at the time and talked to her then not much but every so often most of the time I would play italian card games instead
(Return to story)
>She had a bf in high school but ditched him at the very start of college which I learned through Facebook stalking non-creepy methods
>Even though coming out of shell at the time to beta to ask her out in person
>activate FB chatting powers I have a way with words...when I'm typing -_-

(cont)
#196 - wildemu (06/19/2014) [-]
>Hit it off pretty good with her
>Ask her out on a date
>Says it's a little hasty to ask her out this quick but wouldn't mind
>Awww yiss!.png
>Run into her after school one day
>She asks me if i'm free to go out
>heckyeahlet'sdodis.html
>No clue where to take her out so I tell her and she tells me that she knows a place
>Brings me to a park in downtown Montreal
>while there she tells me she does crazy things like kiss boys on the first date to see if she likes them
>Thisisanunexpectedtwistofevents.mp3
>I close my eyes and open my mouth praying I can pull it off
>she starts licking the bottom of my chin as a lay there awkwardly not knowing what to do
>stops and asks me to never speak of this again
>okay.png
>breaks up with me following day

but wait the betaness just keeps coming
>what I forgot to mention was during the "kiss" since it was my first and it was a girl kissing me by her own will made my chode into a solid slab of steel (cont)
#201 - wildemu (06/19/2014) [-]
>but it, along with my hormones took over my brain and hatched the genius plan of the century
>"Since she broke up with me, lets ask her closest friend (whom I never even uttured a word to + goes to a completely different college) to go out with me over FB"
>I worked once already, could work a second time
>ask said girl out over FB
>she says yes
>awww yiss version 2.0
>texts me the next day saying forget about it sonny
>Goddommitfronk!
>Decided to confront 1st girl who dumped me and her best friend over on FB mainly because they were chatting together one day and were talking about stupid shit boys told them to seduce them and one of my lines poped up and it kind of vexed me at the time
>DearmoseswhatkindofhellhaveIunleashed.pdf
>Proceed to getting told off
>cry self to sleep that night

Over the next few days I try to become friends with her again but to no avail

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