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#7 - I must bid you good evening, Mrs... Mrs. Brisby. …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Random animals +9
User avatar #8 - wigglyjr (04/19/2015) [-]
Pretty sure he was a raven, but that works too.
#11 - smirkythread (04/19/2015) [-]
She went to meet a owl at one point and I'm pretty sure he said that.
#12 - smirkythread (04/19/2015) [-]
I didn't notice that was a gif, oops.
#42 - Picture 04/17/2015 on Anime vs. Reality 0
#36 - Picture 04/13/2015 on Model, model, model, model... +3
#81 - Picture 04/10/2015 on Get Creative 0
#95 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on Brutal +3
User avatar #104 - thejoemotes (02/16/2015) [-]
my absolute favorite line part of the game, dialogue wise anyway
#4 - her gay bff  [+] (9 new replies) 02/09/2015 on >MFW Im a shark +332
User avatar #114 - moneyd (02/10/2015) [-]
SEBASTIAN THE WHALE WASHING DOLPHIN clickclick click click clickclick
User avatar #7 - mrpotatofudge (02/10/2015) [-]
i heard he crossdresses
#6 - roddor (02/10/2015) [-]
What did we say about posting that movie?
We said that you would get a drill covered in splinters and salt shoved up your rectum.
Now bend over.
User avatar #18 - labree (02/10/2015) [-]
but its a good movie.
#31 - roddor (02/10/2015) [-]
#46 - roddor (02/10/2015) [-]
Y'know, sometimes I get the feeling that I should shut my fucking mouth.
I don't wanna die, I don't know why
This kind of fate was meant for me
You gotta be strong, gotta move on
It's not how it was supposed to be
What do I say
It was never supposed to end up this way
What do I have to do
Was supposed to grow old with you
But that ain't gonna happen
No that ain't gonna happen
#107 - amonlavtar (02/10/2015) [-]
you should have checked yourself,
now you wrecked yourself
#63 - englishtallybopper (02/10/2015) [-]
mad over red thumbs i see
User avatar #25 - garymuthafuknoak (02/10/2015) [-]
I watched this movie 6 times in one night as a kid. I dont know why, but I did.
#8 - i activate my spell card!!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on Giant Sword monument +69
#174 - shadowdmoon (01/03/2015) [-]
fine, i'll play mine then
#10 - sounds like a good idea for a sitcom 12/07/2014 on Horses +8
#9 - Comment deleted 12/07/2014 on Horses 0
#58 - chocolate  [+] (19 new replies) 12/06/2014 on food girls +77
#153 - anon (12/06/2014) [-]
>not using black girl for chocolate
User avatar #115 - helpexplain (12/06/2014) [-]
I think I might re-watch that show now, thanks for reminding me about it.
#62 - anon (12/06/2014) [-]
Bur when she unzips her pants...
#185 - anon (12/06/2014) [-]
#163 - logickid (12/06/2014) [-]
#144 - buddhadom (12/06/2014) [-]
Ah fuck that was great.
#83 - anon (12/06/2014) [-]
>implying thats not my fetish
#131 - whitestofchapels (12/06/2014) [-]
The real fetish. The best fetish.
#84 - apugwithahat (12/06/2014) [-]
da fuck brah
#99 - deathtoaloneman (12/06/2014) [-]
#114 - apugwithahat (12/06/2014) [-]
your fetish is pugs?
#121 - deathtoaloneman (12/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #204 - aerosol (12/07/2014) [-]
I thought that was rule 34b
#122 - apugwithahat (12/06/2014) [-]
#129 - deathtoaloneman (12/06/2014) [-]
#130 - apugwithahat (12/06/2014) [-]
#194 - fluttergrey (12/06/2014) [-]
You may have stopped him, but you can't stop the shipping or r34.
#231 - apugwithahat (12/07/2014) [-]
get that shit back in pony time, you have 20 seconds to comply
#224 - deathtoaloneman (12/07/2014) [-]
I never stopped
#57 - Comment deleted 12/06/2014 on food girls 0
#584 - **wierd rolled image ** 11/12/2014 on Let's play 0
#121 - Picture 07/14/2014 on shitty anime post +4
#79 - Get on my level 07/14/2014 on shitty anime post +2
#121 - KANCHO!!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on Someone watched too much... +1
#136 - anon (06/02/2014) [-]
Manaka best gurl
#72 - Feeling like a freak on a leash Feeling like I have no release 05/09/2014 on Flip it +14
#1352 - a picture with me wearing a sombrero 04/20/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... +1
#18 - Picture 04/13/2014 on 19 concept arts of disney... 0
#45 - Actually,its Fire Dash. I'm a pyro fox, form the forest planet  [+] (6 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Furries +132
User avatar #112 - gowge (04/12/2014) [-]
I'm a magical dog boy and I don't want to die!
User avatar #100 - harbingerwolf (04/12/2014) [-]
Trigendered, pyro fox.
#68 - Orc (04/12/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image**

> wierd
> wired
> weird
#183 - anon (04/13/2014) [-]
he first says I'm a pyro fox, form the forest planet rewatch the vid then judge yourself
#79 - sweetbutteryjesus (04/12/2014) [-]
#245 - "I wash myself with a rag on a stick" 04/04/2014 on Urp... +3
#56 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on Spot the Difference +21
User avatar #96 - zodiacwolf (04/01/2014) [-]
The PPG anime was actually pretty good...
#47 - fun fact: in the comics, terra and Slade screwed, and she was 14  [+] (12 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Teen Titans Show Comp +21
User avatar #159 - mrbuu (03/27/2014) [-]
she was 16 at the time. that is the age of consent in most states. the more you know.
User avatar #150 - osimonmagus (03/27/2014) [-]
Can she have a period?
then she is ready to be fucked.
nature overrides religious 'morals'.
User avatar #173 - leightonsolomon (03/27/2014) [-]
Dude. I'm non religious as well, but girls can have their first period at like 9. You're saying you're comfortable with a 30 year old man fucking a 9 year old?
User avatar #175 - osimonmagus (03/27/2014) [-]
It's nature. No matter how much your culture's social zeitgeist has polluted your mind nature says that the moment a female can bare children...regardless of age...children are to be bared.

I mean, I don't want to fuck a child. Social boundaries and beliefs have polluted my brain to make it too damn creepy but that is all social nurturing. But we are nothing but animals. Humans tend to forget that they are nothing special.
User avatar #177 - leightonsolomon (03/27/2014) [-]
No shit, but just because you're able to have a baby doesn't mean you should. Youre acting like society is a bad thing. "Polluting" your mind. Would you rather live in the wild? There's no rules for society there.
User avatar #178 - osimonmagus (03/27/2014) [-]
>No shit, but just because you're able to have a baby doesn't mean you should.

Only because this so called 'civilized' society in the West that is built on large corporations of very few people controlling the rest of the population in their ridiculous 'governments' which are nothing more than another large business made to make money of of human beings and you must hold a job that you can barely get to buy a house from crooked politicians (see the 2005 Real Estate crises in the US. Bankers and Congressmen ruin the market and then bail themselves out) ....yeah....society fucking rocks, these 'rules' fucking rock.
User avatar #179 - leightonsolomon (03/27/2014) [-]
Holy fuck are you edgy. Are you seriously bitching about life as you type on a computer? If you don't like the way life and society are, you're welcome to leave it and go live on a reservation somewhere.
User avatar #181 - osimonmagus (03/27/2014) [-]
Edgy? I really hope you don't think things are great the way they are...
There are people starving and dying and suffering because of society...seriously. You don't understand anything and I doubt you ever will. Live your life, with your job, and your house, and your comforts. The people who control this world don't care about people. They care about themselves..people still kill people over books written thousands of years ago. There are corporations who cause entire countries to go broke just to make a profit. Warehouses are put up in foreign lands for cheap labor because the people there would rather work in conditions worse than Hell to make a little scrap than to make no scrap at all...
Do you honestly not care about fellow human beings? Do you really not give a shit? Are you that immoral? Are you that cold and numb and down right retarded?

I'm one man.
And even the greatest figures in History had thousands upon thousands who aided directly.

People like you are the problem.
User avatar #182 - leightonsolomon (03/27/2014) [-]
How am I the one who doesn't care about other human beings when you are saying we're all primitive and it's okay to fuck a child. Of course the world is fucked up but you bitching is doing nothing. And you can't make claims that drastic. "People who control this world don't care about people" Really? Obama wouldn't give a shit if you shot his wife? I agree with you that the world is messed up, but you're taking a very drastic position on it.
User avatar #183 - osimonmagus (03/27/2014) [-]
You.....jesus christ. You are so stupid.
You don't actually think Obama has power do you?
Everyone under him does all the work, he is a supervisor and a face for his party and the country. That's it. He is a specialist in being a politician, nothing more, nothing less. That goes for all politicians. He can do absolutely nothing on his own, only give orders on things he knows hardly anything about. He fucking has his speech's wrote for him for chrissake. Everything he says is preordained by someone else. Everything he does is based off of others.
Jesus....why am I talking to you. Really? You can't use your fucking brain to understand context? Sure, if you go blow the fucking head off of a CEO's wife of course he is going to be upset. But if 10,000 die in his factories in foreign lands because there isn't anything like OSHA in their country....he doesn't give a shit.

How can you think in such a simplistic manner? I'm don with this. You're simply too ignorant. NOT STUPID. Ignorant. You can cure ignorance, not stupidity. Get to work.
#72 - settantaventi (03/27/2014) [-]
#70 - thesmilyingdawg (03/27/2014) [-]
now i know why i got this boner
#46 - Comment deleted 03/26/2014 on Teen Titans Show Comp 0
#26 - my whole life is a lie.... 03/24/2014 on CUT IT IN HALF +4
#32 - i present to you the almighty uni brow!!  [+] (3 new replies) 03/10/2014 on hfw +14
#33 - sonofpsychodad (03/10/2014) [-]
#67 - pimpjesus (03/11/2014) [-]
fuckin saved a thousand times over.
#64 - anon (03/11/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7922120 at Safe For Work Random Board ** shitty wok here! may i tawk your owrda pwease!
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