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#47 - fun fact: in the comics, terra and Slade screwed, and she was 14  [+] (12 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Teen Titans Show Comp +21
User avatar #159 - mrbuu (03/27/2014) [-]
she was 16 at the time. that is the age of consent in most states. the more you know.
User avatar #150 - osimonmagus (03/27/2014) [-]
Can she have a period?
then she is ready to be fucked.
nature overrides religious 'morals'.
User avatar #173 - leightonsolomon (03/27/2014) [-]
Dude. I'm non religious as well, but girls can have their first period at like 9. You're saying you're comfortable with a 30 year old man fucking a 9 year old?
User avatar #175 - osimonmagus (03/27/2014) [-]
It's nature. No matter how much your culture's social zeitgeist has polluted your mind nature says that the moment a female can bare children...regardless of age...children are to be bared.

I mean, I don't want to fuck a child. Social boundaries and beliefs have polluted my brain to make it too damn creepy but that is all social nurturing. But we are nothing but animals. Humans tend to forget that they are nothing special.
User avatar #177 - leightonsolomon (03/27/2014) [-]
No shit, but just because you're able to have a baby doesn't mean you should. Youre acting like society is a bad thing. "Polluting" your mind. Would you rather live in the wild? There's no rules for society there.
User avatar #178 - osimonmagus (03/27/2014) [-]
>No shit, but just because you're able to have a baby doesn't mean you should.

Only because this so called 'civilized' society in the West that is built on large corporations of very few people controlling the rest of the population in their ridiculous 'governments' which are nothing more than another large business made to make money of of human beings and you must hold a job that you can barely get to buy a house from crooked politicians (see the 2005 Real Estate crises in the US. Bankers and Congressmen ruin the market and then bail themselves out) ....yeah....society fucking rocks, these 'rules' fucking rock.
User avatar #179 - leightonsolomon (03/27/2014) [-]
Holy fuck are you edgy. Are you seriously bitching about life as you type on a computer? If you don't like the way life and society are, you're welcome to leave it and go live on a reservation somewhere.
User avatar #181 - osimonmagus (03/27/2014) [-]
Edgy? I really hope you don't think things are great the way they are...
There are people starving and dying and suffering because of society...seriously. You don't understand anything and I doubt you ever will. Live your life, with your job, and your house, and your comforts. The people who control this world don't care about people. They care about themselves..people still kill people over books written thousands of years ago. There are corporations who cause entire countries to go broke just to make a profit. Warehouses are put up in foreign lands for cheap labor because the people there would rather work in conditions worse than Hell to make a little scrap than to make no scrap at all...
Do you honestly not care about fellow human beings? Do you really not give a shit? Are you that immoral? Are you that cold and numb and down right retarded?

inb4 DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
I'm one man.
And even the greatest figures in History had thousands upon thousands who aided directly.

People like you are the problem.
User avatar #182 - leightonsolomon (03/27/2014) [-]
How am I the one who doesn't care about other human beings when you are saying we're all primitive and it's okay to fuck a child. Of course the world is fucked up but you bitching is doing nothing. And you can't make claims that drastic. "People who control this world don't care about people" Really? Obama wouldn't give a shit if you shot his wife? I agree with you that the world is messed up, but you're taking a very drastic position on it.
User avatar #183 - osimonmagus (03/27/2014) [-]
You.....jesus christ. You are so stupid.
You don't actually think Obama has power do you?
Everyone under him does all the work, he is a supervisor and a face for his party and the country. That's it. He is a specialist in being a politician, nothing more, nothing less. That goes for all politicians. He can do absolutely nothing on his own, only give orders on things he knows hardly anything about. He fucking has his speech's wrote for him for chrissake. Everything he says is preordained by someone else. Everything he does is based off of others.
Jesus....why am I talking to you. Really? You can't use your fucking brain to understand context? Sure, if you go blow the fucking head off of a CEO's wife of course he is going to be upset. But if 10,000 die in his factories in foreign lands because there isn't anything like OSHA in their country....he doesn't give a shit.

How can you think in such a simplistic manner? I'm don with this. You're simply too ignorant. NOT STUPID. Ignorant. You can cure ignorance, not stupidity. Get to work.
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#70 - thesmilyingdawg (03/27/2014) [-]
now i know why i got this boner
#46 - Comment deleted 03/26/2014 on Teen Titans Show Comp 0
#26 - my whole life is a lie.... 03/24/2014 on CUT IT IN HALF +4
#32 - i present to you the almighty uni brow!!  [+] (3 new replies) 03/10/2014 on hfw +14
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#67 - pimpjesus (03/11/2014) [-]
fuckin saved a thousand times over.
#64 - Womens Study Major (03/11/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7922120 at Safe For Work Random Board ** shitty wok here! may i tawk your owrda pwease!
#31 - Comment deleted 03/10/2014 on hfw 0
#66 - Picture 03/10/2014 on Gif + Song 0
#190 - Thrasher reporting in, got a denim and a few patches just have… 03/09/2014 on Types of Metalheads at... 0
#106 - > Working in Burger kin > Usually get 12-15 year old…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2014 on retail +2
User avatar #118 - qosfortyone (03/09/2014) [-]
i don't get it
#184 - Picture 02/16/2014 on Original Pokemon Designs +6
#35 - pachi pachi pachi pachi pachi 02/15/2014 on Person Switch +1
#39 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2014 on Thanks Santa +1
#40 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
#37 - well why not?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/11/2014 on Thanks Santa 0
User avatar #38 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
(and thats the end of the scene)
#39 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
#40 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
#35 - well simple, they just use a stand of paper  [+] (5 new replies) 02/11/2014 on Thanks Santa 0
User avatar #36 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
#37 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
well why not?
User avatar #38 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
(and thats the end of the scene)
#39 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
#40 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
#32 - wait a minute, suppose that two swallows carry it together?  [+] (7 new replies) 02/11/2014 on Thanks Santa 0
User avatar #33 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
No, they'd have to have it on a line.
#35 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
well simple, they just use a stand of paper
User avatar #36 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
#37 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
well why not?
User avatar #38 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
(and thats the end of the scene)
#39 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
#40 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
#29 - but then of course, African swallows are non migratory though  [+] (10 new replies) 02/11/2014 on Thanks Santa 0
User avatar #31 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
User avatar #30 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah...
#32 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
wait a minute, suppose that two swallows carry it together?
User avatar #33 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
No, they'd have to have it on a line.
#35 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
well simple, they just use a stand of paper
User avatar #36 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
#37 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
well why not?
User avatar #38 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
(and thats the end of the scene)
#39 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
#40 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
#27 - oh yeah an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow t…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/11/2014 on Thanks Santa 0
User avatar #28 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah, I agree with that...
#29 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
but then of course, African swallows are non migratory though
User avatar #31 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
User avatar #30 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah...
#32 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
wait a minute, suppose that two swallows carry it together?
User avatar #33 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
No, they'd have to have it on a line.
#35 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
well simple, they just use a stand of paper
User avatar #36 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
#37 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
well why not?
User avatar #38 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
(and thats the end of the scene)
#39 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
#40 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
#25 - it doesnt matter where it grips it, in order to maintain air s…  [+] (14 new replies) 02/11/2014 on Thanks Santa 0
User avatar #26 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
It could be carried by an African swallow
#27 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
oh yeah an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow that's my point
User avatar #28 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah, I agree with that...
#29 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
but then of course, African swallows are non migratory though
User avatar #31 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
User avatar #30 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah...
#32 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
wait a minute, suppose that two swallows carry it together?
User avatar #33 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
No, they'd have to have it on a line.
#35 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
well simple, they just use a stand of paper
User avatar #36 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
#37 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
well why not?
User avatar #38 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
(and thats the end of the scene)
#39 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
#40 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
#23 - are you suggesting that swallows carry coconuts? a 5 oz bird c…  [+] (16 new replies) 02/11/2014 on Thanks Santa 0
User avatar #24 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
the two of them could grip it by the husk
#25 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
it doesnt matter where it grips it, in order to maintain air speed velocity a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times a second, right?
User avatar #26 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
It could be carried by an African swallow
#27 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
oh yeah an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow that's my point
User avatar #28 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah, I agree with that...
#29 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
but then of course, African swallows are non migratory though
User avatar #31 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
User avatar #30 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah...
#32 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
wait a minute, suppose that two swallows carry it together?
User avatar #33 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
No, they'd have to have it on a line.
#35 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
well simple, they just use a stand of paper
User avatar #36 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
#37 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
well why not?
User avatar #38 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
(and thats the end of the scene)
#39 - wierd (02/11/2014) [-]
#40 - undead (02/11/2014) [-]
#12 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2014 on Evil +101
#18 - grandlordchicken (02/07/2014) [-]
#13 - holmesc (02/07/2014) [-]
shat my pants when I heard this line
never found something so cheesy hilarious.
#11 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 02/07/2014 on Evil +46
#12 - wierd (02/07/2014) [-]
#18 - grandlordchicken (02/07/2014) [-]
#13 - holmesc (02/07/2014) [-]
shat my pants when I heard this line
never found something so cheesy hilarious.
#10 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 02/07/2014 on Evil +45
#11 - wierd (02/07/2014) [-]
#12 - wierd (02/07/2014) [-]
#18 - grandlordchicken (02/07/2014) [-]
#13 - holmesc (02/07/2014) [-]
shat my pants when I heard this line
never found something so cheesy hilarious.
#9 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 02/07/2014 on Evil +43
#10 - wierd (02/07/2014) [-]
#11 - wierd (02/07/2014) [-]
#12 - wierd (02/07/2014) [-]
#18 - grandlordchicken (02/07/2014) [-]
#13 - holmesc (02/07/2014) [-]
shat my pants when I heard this line
never found something so cheesy hilarious.
#8 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 02/07/2014 on Evil +50
#9 - wierd (02/07/2014) [-]
#10 - wierd (02/07/2014) [-]
#11 - wierd (02/07/2014) [-]
#12 - wierd (02/07/2014) [-]
#18 - grandlordchicken (02/07/2014) [-]
#13 - holmesc (02/07/2014) [-]
shat my pants when I heard this line
never found something so cheesy hilarious.
#469 - Adolf Vogt (31 August 1915 – 21 September 1992) was a highly… 01/27/2014 on I was Bill Clinton's mother 0
#34 - i meant 'Nisemonogatari' not Monogatari, thats the sequel to that  [+] (5 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Prepare for trouble 0
User avatar #42 - sketchE (01/26/2014) [-]
monogatari is the series. monogatari second season is the sequal to nisemonogatari
User avatar #73 - killerliquid (01/26/2014) [-]
Bakemonogatari>Nisemonogatari>Nekomonogatari: Kuro>Monogatari Second Season
User avatar #81 - sketchE (01/26/2014) [-]
i wouldnt really consider neko the sequal to nise since chronologicly its before both as well as being only a movie
User avatar #82 - killerliquid (01/26/2014) [-]
Yes but that's how it aired so therefore that's how you should watch it anyway
User avatar #83 - sketchE (01/26/2014) [-]
true
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