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#56 - don't forget the giant screen down castle gardens, and drunks …  [+] (14 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Reincarnation of Robin... +4
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#57 - lexxy (05/25/2015) [-]
I'm looking at it right now! there's surprisingly no drunks in sight!
#58 - wierd (05/25/2015) [-]
on a bank holiday? now that is rare for swansea
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#59 - lexxy (05/25/2015) [-]
there were loads last night! Everyone's probably skint now!
#60 - wierd (05/26/2015) [-]
makes sense, spent their money on cheap booze and kebabs, went to wind street few weeks ago and it was crowded
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#61 - lexxy (05/26/2015) [-]
I went about two weeks ago and it was horrid, was in murphy's for about two hours but I was sweating so much I had to leave, not as if I could get to the bar anyway! Then I got to bambu and it was pretty much dead!
#64 - wierd (05/26/2015) [-]
every time i go out we always ended up in jack murphys, because its the only place, besides sin city that play decent music, i agree with you, when its crowded, it gets way too hot, doesn't help i usually wear a leather jacket, and its difficult to get served, bambu however i actually never went too.
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#66 - lexxy (05/26/2015) [-]
I know half the staff in murphy's so I always go there to see them! You should have a look in the scene I hate reccommending them because the owners are perverted cunts and the lemon factory! bambu is good, although last time I paid £4 for a sand bucket that was mainly ice! don't think i'll be going out until my birthday in august now!
oh, and I wouldn't bother with the flickering light, I went there once and they weren't even playing any music!
#68 - wierd (05/26/2015) [-]
i do go to the scene, played a gig there once, did'nt go great, i know the owner because in my old job he always came over, and he was friends with one of the workers, have not been in lemon factory too, after last time, i do not see myself going out for a good while, may go to crowleys for a gig, and i think i went to flickering light once in the past, forgot about it until you mentioned it
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#186 - lexxy (05/26/2015) [-]
I worked there for about 6 months before they stopped giving me shifts and started ignoring me! My boyfriend's meant to be going out friday so I don't want to stay in, I'd go out if I had some friends to go out with lmao
#187 - wierd (05/27/2015) [-]
well that is not very professional got to admit, in the gig we played, didnt bother placing microphoneson my amp, so i had to put my amp at full power, amp nearly blew up, to be honest have not heard great stuff, but i haven't known him as long, so i cannot say much, try messaging peope on facebook? surely some of them would want to go out so you do not have to stay in, or go with your boyfriend, my mates girlfriend always came with us
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#188 - lexxy (05/27/2015) [-]
They are really shit, the only decent guy there is the dj!
I always go out with him and his friends, but he's going out with people from work so I doubt he wants me there!
#189 - wierd (05/27/2015) [-]
yeah, have not spoke to the DJ much, remember him complimenting on my DBZ shirt but thats about it. i know plenty of people who go to work parties with their boyfriends or girlfriends, have you asked if he wants you to go?
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#190 - lexxy (05/27/2015) [-]
He's really nice, but his wife threatened to batter me for talking to him lmao
he's made it pretty clear that he doesn't want me to go! ngl it has made me feel shit lmao
#191 - wierd (05/27/2015) [-]
she sounds like a lovely person haha sorry to hear about that, i was invited to go this friday for my mates birthday, you would have been welcomed to join us as a last resort but i am going to a y rohirrin patch party instead, but hey it's not the end of the world, always next time to swell on kebabs and jagermeister in jack murpheys
#56 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2015 on close up of steel being cut +2
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#89 - shadownigga (05/09/2015) [-]
Cardboard boxes? That's going to ruin that blade. Nigga spent over $200 on that sword. He can afford a tatami mat to cut in place of cardboard.
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#79 - trogdorrules (05/09/2015) [-]
That was... difficult to watch with a straight face.
#7 - I must bid you good evening, Mrs... Mrs. Brisby. …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Random animals +9
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#8 - wigglyjr (04/19/2015) [-]
Pretty sure he was a raven, but that works too.
#11 - smirkythread (04/19/2015) [-]
She went to meet a owl at one point and I'm pretty sure he said that.
#12 - smirkythread (04/19/2015) [-]
I didn't notice that was a gif, oops.
#42 - Picture 04/17/2015 on Anime vs. Reality 0
#36 - Picture 04/13/2015 on Model, model, model, model... +3
#81 - Picture 04/10/2015 on Get Creative 0
#95 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on Brutal +3
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#104 - thejoemotes (02/16/2015) [-]
my absolute favorite line part of the game, dialogue wise anyway
#4 - her gay bff  [+] (9 new replies) 02/09/2015 on >MFW Im a shark +332
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#114 - moneyd (02/10/2015) [-]
SEBASTIAN THE WHALE WASHING DOLPHIN clickclick click click clickclick
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#7 - mrpotatofudge (02/10/2015) [-]
i heard he crossdresses
#6 - roddor (02/10/2015) [-]
What did we say about posting that movie?
We said that you would get a drill covered in splinters and salt shoved up your rectum.
Now bend over.
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#18 - labree (02/10/2015) [-]
but its a good movie.
#31 - roddor (02/10/2015) [-]
#46 - roddor (02/10/2015) [-]
Y'know, sometimes I get the feeling that I should shut my fucking mouth.
I don't wanna die, I don't know why
This kind of fate was meant for me
You gotta be strong, gotta move on
It's not how it was supposed to be
What do I say
It was never supposed to end up this way
What do I have to do
Was supposed to grow old with you
But that ain't gonna happen
No that ain't gonna happen
#107 - amonlavtar (02/10/2015) [-]
you should have checked yourself,
now you wrecked yourself
#63 - englishtallybopper (02/10/2015) [-]
mad over red thumbs i see
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#25 - garymuthafuknoak (02/10/2015) [-]
I watched this movie 6 times in one night as a kid. I dont know why, but I did.
#8 - i activate my spell card!!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on Giant Sword monument +69
#174 - shadowdmoon (01/03/2015) [-]
fine, i'll play mine then
#10 - sounds like a good idea for a sitcom 12/07/2014 on Horses +8
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