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widgemyster

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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: TaylorHole
Youtube Channel: Widgemyster
Steam Profile: Widgemyster
Consoles Owned: PS3, Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: Elder Scrolls Series, NFS etc.
X-box Gamertag: widgemyster
PSN: Half0pipe
Date Signed Up:9/26/2011
Last Login:5/04/2015
Location:Oxfordshire UK
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#131 - See I played the Beta of ESO quite a while ago, it seemed genu…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2015 on And so it begins... 0
User avatar #132 - pizzapastasaurous (04/11/2015) [-]
I'm trying WoW right now. Its free but max level is 20. The main game costs £9.99 + 1 free month, then you can buy Warlord of Draenor which I forgot the price of.

Its pretty good so far. I would recommend just trying it out its 29-30 gbs with Warlords.

If ya wanna try it out we could Funnyjunk bro together, I'm looking for a guild/group anyway.
User avatar #133 - pizzapastasaurous (04/11/2015) [-]
without Warlords*
#126 - I also don't think they realize that not everyone has huge har…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/11/2015 on And so it begins... 0
User avatar #129 - pizzapastasaurous (04/11/2015) [-]
Sounds like ESO is fundamentally a broken project from even the programming stand point...

Good think I'm going into WoW, I was actually thinking about ESO for a while.
User avatar #131 - widgemyster (04/11/2015) [-]
See I played the Beta of ESO quite a while ago, it seemed genuinely well thought out originally. Then they introduced the stupid "buy the game for £60 and get a months play time" bullshit that made everyone hate it. But now they've made it so that it's not subscription based, I may actually purchase it. (Assuming I have another Hard Drive by that time...)

I will try get into WoW at some point as most people seem to recommend it.
User avatar #132 - pizzapastasaurous (04/11/2015) [-]
I'm trying WoW right now. Its free but max level is 20. The main game costs £9.99 + 1 free month, then you can buy Warlord of Draenor which I forgot the price of.

Its pretty good so far. I would recommend just trying it out its 29-30 gbs with Warlords.

If ya wanna try it out we could Funnyjunk bro together, I'm looking for a guild/group anyway.
User avatar #133 - pizzapastasaurous (04/11/2015) [-]
without Warlords*
#124 - I wish I were joking... This was just an email about …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/11/2015 on And so it begins... 0
User avatar #125 - pizzapastasaurous (04/11/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ how horrifying. I wonder if they realize that certain countries like America simply do not have the ability to download that much. In a couple of MONTHS.

I think 80gbs is half my capacity a month..
#126 - widgemyster (04/11/2015) [-]
I also don't think they realize that not everyone has huge hard drives allowing them to download massive games.
I'd need to buy another hard drive just to play the fucking thing.
User avatar #129 - pizzapastasaurous (04/11/2015) [-]
Sounds like ESO is fundamentally a broken project from even the programming stand point...

Good think I'm going into WoW, I was actually thinking about ESO for a while.
User avatar #131 - widgemyster (04/11/2015) [-]
See I played the Beta of ESO quite a while ago, it seemed genuinely well thought out originally. Then they introduced the stupid "buy the game for £60 and get a months play time" bullshit that made everyone hate it. But now they've made it so that it's not subscription based, I may actually purchase it. (Assuming I have another Hard Drive by that time...)

I will try get into WoW at some point as most people seem to recommend it.
User avatar #132 - pizzapastasaurous (04/11/2015) [-]
I'm trying WoW right now. Its free but max level is 20. The main game costs £9.99 + 1 free month, then you can buy Warlord of Draenor which I forgot the price of.

Its pretty good so far. I would recommend just trying it out its 29-30 gbs with Warlords.

If ya wanna try it out we could Funnyjunk bro together, I'm looking for a guild/group anyway.
User avatar #133 - pizzapastasaurous (04/11/2015) [-]
without Warlords*
#119 - I just feel sorry for those who purchased The Elder Scrolls On…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/11/2015 on And so it begins... 0
User avatar #121 - pizzapastasaurous (04/11/2015) [-]
WHAT.
How...
Wasn't the whole problem with that game is that there was no content?
How the balls...

gamedesignexplain
#124 - widgemyster (04/11/2015) [-]
I wish I were joking...

This was just an email about a free weekend.
User avatar #125 - pizzapastasaurous (04/11/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ how horrifying. I wonder if they realize that certain countries like America simply do not have the ability to download that much. In a couple of MONTHS.

I think 80gbs is half my capacity a month..
#126 - widgemyster (04/11/2015) [-]
I also don't think they realize that not everyone has huge hard drives allowing them to download massive games.
I'd need to buy another hard drive just to play the fucking thing.
User avatar #129 - pizzapastasaurous (04/11/2015) [-]
Sounds like ESO is fundamentally a broken project from even the programming stand point...

Good think I'm going into WoW, I was actually thinking about ESO for a while.
User avatar #131 - widgemyster (04/11/2015) [-]
See I played the Beta of ESO quite a while ago, it seemed genuinely well thought out originally. Then they introduced the stupid "buy the game for £60 and get a months play time" bullshit that made everyone hate it. But now they've made it so that it's not subscription based, I may actually purchase it. (Assuming I have another Hard Drive by that time...)

I will try get into WoW at some point as most people seem to recommend it.
User avatar #132 - pizzapastasaurous (04/11/2015) [-]
I'm trying WoW right now. Its free but max level is 20. The main game costs £9.99 + 1 free month, then you can buy Warlord of Draenor which I forgot the price of.

Its pretty good so far. I would recommend just trying it out its 29-30 gbs with Warlords.

If ya wanna try it out we could Funnyjunk bro together, I'm looking for a guild/group anyway.
User avatar #133 - pizzapastasaurous (04/11/2015) [-]
without Warlords*
#47 - I heard that Sky wanted nothing to do with him? And that Netfl…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on Mini Nuke 0
User avatar #50 - FuckyouMrCrowley (04/07/2015) [-]
One or the other lol I heard netflix first then some Brit told me sky either way I plan on finding a way to watch it.
#125 - He owns 30% of the show, It most likely wouldn't be too hard f… 03/12/2015 on Jeremy Clarksons daughter 0
#119 - He punched a producer over catering arrangements  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2015 on Jeremy Clarksons daughter +1
#124 - viscerys (03/12/2015) [-]
Oh, Jeremy. I reckon he'll either have his job back or a new one before long.
User avatar #125 - widgemyster (03/12/2015) [-]
He owns 30% of the show, It most likely wouldn't be too hard for him to buy the rights to the rest of the show and pitch it to another network.
I'm pretty sure that Hammond and May wouldn't do Top Gear without Clarkson anyway.
#114 - **widgemyster used "*roll picture*"** **widgemyster rolled … 02/26/2015 on Random sex roll 0
#40 - That is true I suppose. I'm somewhat proud to live in Oxfordsh… 01/05/2015 on my sides 0
#34 - I dunno man, parts of Oxford can be pretty ****** ...  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2015 on my sides 0
User avatar #39 - mentosandcrack (01/05/2015) [-]
Everywhere has there shitty places its natural but on the whole they are nice
#40 - widgemyster (01/05/2015) [-]
That is true I suppose. I'm somewhat proud to live in Oxfordshire even if everywhere I go is full of homeless people and chavs...

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#27 - tweetyftw **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #10 to #9 - widgemyster ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
Uhh ok...
User avatar #11 to #10 - zameckis (08/31/2012) [-]
good, now bend over
User avatar #12 to #11 - widgemyster ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
lul wut?
User avatar #13 to #12 - zameckis (08/31/2012) [-]
you better bite the pillow
User avatar #14 to #13 - widgemyster ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
Don't go in dry
User avatar #15 to #14 - zameckis (08/31/2012) [-]
**zameckis going to outside**

don't try to do anything funny, i will buy some lube then
User avatar #16 to #15 - widgemyster ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
Right time to bail!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
#17 to #16 - zameckis (08/31/2012) [-]
not again.,.,.,
User avatar #18 to #17 - widgemyster ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
Hahah You cant catch me in this old mansion * **** I gave my location away* **** it, I shall sleep
User avatar #19 to #18 - zameckis (08/31/2012) [-]
talk to you later, you seems pretty cool guy
User avatar #20 to #19 - holeymoley (09/01/2012) [-]
The **** you doing with my brother.....
User avatar #21 to #20 - zameckis (09/01/2012) [-]
go away, or i rape you too
User avatar #22 to #21 - holeymoley (09/01/2012) [-]
I'll help you out there
User avatar #23 to #22 - zameckis (09/01/2012) [-]
well, since he only have 2 hole, i will let you have one
#24 to #23 - holeymoley (09/01/2012) [-]
im pretty sure that that is incest
im pretty sure that that is incest
#6 - megatrondecepticon (03/29/2012) [-]
Wow....you could've helped me out. It was that content with a guy play mario kart outside taco bell. I got thumbed down for the littlest thing.
User avatar #7 to #7 - widgemyster ONLINE (03/30/2012) [-]
Well I thumbed you up.
User avatar #3 - lovecerealguy (03/20/2012) [-]
whats up
User avatar #4 to #4 - widgemyster ONLINE (03/20/2012) [-]
Not much man, Loving your comics by the way, They are always among the funniest stuff on FJ
#5 to #5 - lovecerealguy (03/20/2012) [-]
that means a lot dude. i have been trying quite hard to put out good comics
that means a lot dude. i have been trying quite hard to put out good comics
User avatar #1 - luidias (10/02/2011) [-]
the joke, before the dude deleted the picture, was that that couch was part of a set used by several different porn movies.

I guess he figured people would have recognized it from that.
User avatar #2 to #1 - widgemyster ONLINE (10/02/2011) [-]
Ahh I see, Thanks
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