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Age: 21
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Consoles Owned: PC, PS3, PS2, Gamecube.
Video Games Played: Tf2, God of War, World of warcraft, League of Legends, Halo,
Interests: Ponies, Video games, funny movies, internet videos, that whole chestnut.
Date Signed Up:9/22/2012
Last Login:7/30/2015
Location:The moon
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Why are you reading this? No, stop! Stop it! I said stop reading this! Why do you defy me? I SHALL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A PIKE AND YOUR ASS ON A SLIVER PLATTER! SHTAP! I SAID SHTAP! SHTAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAP!

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#339 - For nine months I have been making most of my money as a DJ...… 07/28/2015 on Secrets 0
#14 - Explain me more, I want to be of into hearings about it.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2015 on Spers +2
User avatar #16 - magicmatchsticks (07/28/2015) [-]
just read the series, man. started about a week ago and it's probably in my top five of things i've ever read, which includes lotr, hobbit, harry potter, song of ice and fire, red rising, etc.

The premise is that the world has superheroes, and has had them for probably around since the eighties, and it begins in 2011, i think. the line between hero and villain is often extremely blurred, and the superpowers are incredibly creative, the story is nuanced- i'm speaking as one of the rare few plebs that doesn't like most superhero stuff, and this shit is amazing. if you like any superhero stuff you'll love worm, and if you don't, give it a shot anyway. i'd say read the entirety of gestation(chapter 1) before you choose whether you like it or not.
User avatar #26 - adplum (07/28/2015) [-]
seems interesting but was a bit disappointed to see there are no graphics.
User avatar #49 - magicmatchsticks (07/28/2015) [-]
It totally would have been amazing as a webcomic, but I still thinkwhat it gains from being purely prose outweighs what it would have gotten from being a comic.
#12 - Question. What the **** is that?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/28/2015 on Spers +7
#13 - magicmatchsticks (07/28/2015) [-]
world's best superhero/villain from the wonderful webseries Worm, found here parahumans.wordpress.com/
User avatar #14 - wholesomeburn (07/28/2015) [-]
Explain me more, I want to be of into hearings about it.
User avatar #16 - magicmatchsticks (07/28/2015) [-]
just read the series, man. started about a week ago and it's probably in my top five of things i've ever read, which includes lotr, hobbit, harry potter, song of ice and fire, red rising, etc.

The premise is that the world has superheroes, and has had them for probably around since the eighties, and it begins in 2011, i think. the line between hero and villain is often extremely blurred, and the superpowers are incredibly creative, the story is nuanced- i'm speaking as one of the rare few plebs that doesn't like most superhero stuff, and this shit is amazing. if you like any superhero stuff you'll love worm, and if you don't, give it a shot anyway. i'd say read the entirety of gestation(chapter 1) before you choose whether you like it or not.
User avatar #26 - adplum (07/28/2015) [-]
seems interesting but was a bit disappointed to see there are no graphics.
User avatar #49 - magicmatchsticks (07/28/2015) [-]
It totally would have been amazing as a webcomic, but I still thinkwhat it gains from being purely prose outweighs what it would have gotten from being a comic.
#89 - **** dude! I was on Moonguard too! Ever hear of Bunks o… 07/26/2015 on World of Warcraft 0
#1 - ************ ! 07/26/2015 on u cant see the big iron +3
#31 - No thank you, the champ is not needed. 07/25/2015 on little fluffy owlet +2
#85 - I have a level 19 Summoner right now, I have never had such a …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2015 on Guard toad 0
#86 - instalation (07/23/2015) [-]
#80 - FLORA! WE FOUND ANOTHER STARBOUND LOVER! EAT HER WITH YOUR CRE…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2015 on Terraria is a great game. +2
User avatar #163 - teevee (07/19/2015) [-]
>her
I AM A TRISEXUAL DEMIFLUODIHYDROMONICGENDER PYROFOX-KIN YOU SHITLORD
but for real i'm a guy
#16 - See! There you go! I knew you had it in you. 07/15/2015 on This Kills the man 0
#14 - Come on TotallyTito! You're TotallyTito! You have some piece o…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2015 on This Kills the man +1
#15 - totallytito (07/15/2015) [-]
Yes, it is as the ancient hawaiians used to say;

"Love is made of memories. If one cannot make memories with the object of their affection, then they cannot love them. This is why we cry for those whom we miss and go through our memories of them in our minds"
User avatar #16 - wholesomeburn (07/15/2015) [-]
See! There you go! I knew you had it in you.

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User avatar #53 - Byte (06/24/2014) [-]
Wholesomburn, a brony I see
Don't worry, you wont get trouble from me
Unlike the haters who cry "HARK! FOR SOOTH!"
I offer you a nice brohoof.
User avatar #54 to #53 - wholesomeburn (06/24/2014) [-]
The debt has been payed, well done.
User avatar #51 - nightroller (02/18/2014) [-]
Sup
User avatar #52 to #51 - wholesomeburn (02/18/2014) [-]
Yo, sup dawg?
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User avatar #14 to #13 - wholesomeburn (03/16/2013) [-]
GREETINGS MORTAL! WHY DO YOU APPROACH ME?!
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User avatar #16 to #15 - wholesomeburn (03/17/2013) [-]
VERY WELL, YOU SHALL HAVE YOUR PRIZE!
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User avatar #18 to #17 - wholesomeburn (03/17/2013) [-]
*Gives you a cup... A normal, unassuming cup...*
The contract is sealed! My debt has been repaid... BEGONE!
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User avatar #20 to #19 - wholesomeburn (03/17/2013) [-]
The contact has been sealed, I have fulfilled my end of the bargain!
*The room begins to crack, lava pours from the cracks, along with demonic hell-fire.*
BEGONE MORTAL!
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User avatar #22 to #21 - wholesomeburn (03/17/2013) [-]
You have no power here, mortal!
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User avatar #24 to #23 - wholesomeburn (03/17/2013) [-]
MY PATIENTS IS AT AN END! BEGONE OR I SHALL REND YOUR SOUL IN TWINE!
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User avatar #26 to #25 - wholesomeburn (03/17/2013) [-]
THEN STATE YOUR REQUEST AND BE DONE WITH IT, MORTAL!
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User avatar #28 to #27 - wholesomeburn (03/17/2013) [-]
..... No....
*Disappears in a inferno of green flames.*
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User avatar #2 - guiguito (12/26/2012) [-]
hey
User avatar #3 to #2 - wholesomeburn (12/26/2012) [-]
WHY DO YOU APPROACH ME, MORTAL!?
User avatar #4 to #3 - guiguito (12/26/2012) [-]
i have come to thee to humbly ask for knowledge
User avatar #5 to #4 - wholesomeburn (12/26/2012) [-]
VERY WELL, MORTAL. STATE YOUR REQUEST.
User avatar #6 to #5 - guiguito (12/26/2012) [-]
i guess i won't get much knowledge from caps lock users, have a nice day.
User avatar #7 to #6 - wholesomeburn (12/26/2012) [-]
YES! BEGONE FROM MY PRESENCE! I HAVE A DEMONIC UPBRINGING TO PLAN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - guiguito (12/26/2012) [-]
HERESY!!!!!!!!
User avatar #9 to #8 - wholesomeburn (12/26/2012) [-]
YOUR GOD IS BUT A PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR A MAN! YOU WORSHIP A CORPSE STRAPPED TO A THRONE!
#10 to #9 - guiguito (12/26/2012) [-]
**guiguito rolls 03**
User avatar #11 to #10 - wholesomeburn (12/26/2012) [-]
YOU HAVE FAILED YOUR PATHETIC CADAVER-GOD! NOW KNEEL!
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