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#1455892 - Can you suggest any to me? You sound like you have a good idea.  [+] (11 new replies) 06/23/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1455968 - anon (06/23/2016) [-]
FF XIV A Realm Reborn is pretty good.
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#1455948 - adunsaveme (06/23/2016) [-]
Just play WoW if you like WoW
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#1455899 - eonofaeon (06/23/2016) [-]
Let's see a list of MMOs on n off I've played in recent years I can still recommend....

FF14, EQ1, EQ2, GW1, GW2, EVE, FF11, TERA, ESO. MAYBE RIFT.

FF14 is going strong n solid, has a refreshing class system, uses 'megaservers' for dungeons and other such stuff while keeping servers separate so there's still sever identity.

EQ1 n EQ2 are pretty healthy in the TLP servers that go through expacs at slow rate, and they're F2P so there's that.

GW1 is pretty small now, and while heroes killed the pve scene n the pvp scene withered n died without pve to supplement it, heroes also allow u to do basically all pve content solo. Treat it less like a MMO n more like a ORPG (more phantasy star ep 1-2 than FF11 for example ).

GW2 is pretty healthy, not perfect. Some ups n downs, im not active anymore in it atm but its not a bad MMO.

EVE is unique. You gotta play it to experience it. Its spess sheps n (almost entirely) unmoderated player space. 'Spreadsheets the game' jokes/reality aside, small scale skirmishes n even just flying around is just...fun. And beautiful.

FF11 is small, but grindy (not as gndy as it used to be). I wanted in for years, got a copy n I need to activate it soon but havent had time to start a new MMO.

TERA is a solid live action combat MMORPG, can't comment as to balance/full quality of writing. I enjoyed what I played.

ESO was solid I thought, definitely better with friends, and either having $ to burn on upgrades or $ to burn on ESO + membership.

RIFT used to be fun, but ive not touched it in years. Shame cause i loved the lore n aesthetic + combat/skill set up but.....

my biggest issue is MMOs are hard for me to maintain vested interest in without either $ (duh) and/or a group to play with.

If any sound interesting when u read that or look em up, hit me up n maybe I'll group with ya. Depending on game i have a few friends.
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#1455903 - manofparody (06/23/2016) [-]
Now for my input as I've put many hours into almost all of those MMOs.

First, the outdated ones:
EQ1, GW1, FF11, Rift.
Don't play those. They're old and dated and no one cares. I throw Rift on that list just because it's nothing special, anymore.

GW2 is fun if you like PVP. It takes a lot of know-how, but it can get really intense and fun in WvW. The PVE is basically just Fashion Wars. You can get 'ascended' gear which is a -tad- better than the normal gear you can get, but in the end it's just to look cool. PVP is probably the most balanced out of any MMO I've ever seen.

EVE - No comment. Haven't played it but heard you should probably give up your entire life if you plan on playing this grindy game.

TERA - Ehhh. It's fun at first, but it gets incredibly boring really quickly. The PVP was introduced far after release, so it feels shoddy at best. The new mechanics and gameplay is fun and refreshing at first, but it gets old around level 30, and then there's nothing to keep you playing.

FF14 is the one I recommend. Very beautiful, very active, and the classes are fairly balanced (with the exception of scholar and warrior. They're pretty OP). If you're looking for an MMO rich with lore, and looks amazing as shit, then this is it. The music for boss fights are amazing, the fights themselves are epic.. You know what, just watch this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzaaC-kOJGg
Nothing is edited. The music is what's in the game. It's fucking amazing and epic and beautiful.
wholesomeburn
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#1455908 - eonofaeon (06/23/2016) [-]
EQ1/GW1/FF11/RIFT
TIL Dated means bad. Hur hur.

GW1 is still an amazing story n a solid game to play for gameplay. The graphics (especially in proph) are still fucking beautiful as shit. The PvP was far better in 1 than in 2; but 1's PvP is long dead
EQ1 is still a very fun grind oriented MMO, and both eq1 and 2 have solid graphics that IMO hold up well (their orchestral bits are 10/10). In addition, like I said; TLP servers have stable servers.

GW2 WvW is solid, PvP is not from what I'm told; (i dont have much experience, but the limited variety of 'viable' weapons for each profession doesnt help its case) . PvE isn't JUST fashion souls, but its a big part. Its also just fun to play with friends.

EVE - You can play without dedicating your life. Life dedication is only if you want to do nulsec combat, try to actually bounty hunt, or if you wanna become a major player in the scene's politics n player council. Hell, within 3-4~ months of research n play, you can potentially make enough from mining or market play to pay for its sub without paying any real $, n from there its not TOO hard to keep it up n leave time for other games, especially as u get more $ and can play higher value items.

TERA - I cant comment on PvP, but I enjoyed combat n world.

FF14 - Yeah its definitely one of the most solid choices overall among this current list when comparing population density/skill/pve quality/graphical quality. Its one downside is it boasts one of the shittiest PvPs in any MMO I've seen.
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#1455911 - manofparody (06/23/2016) [-]
Yea, meant to open up on that about FF14.

If I remember right, it was also introduced after re-release. Definitely not for people who want to PVP, but want an MMO rich with lore and amazing PVE fights.

And I say dated because no one really plays them (at least not of what I've seen).

And I didn't say GW2 was JUST for fashion souls. I mentioned ascended gear. There's also 'legendary' gear, but it has the same stats as ascended.

Also, I'm going to double check, but I swear I remember FF11 shutting down their servers.
Yea, they did: www.technobuffalo.com/2015/11/11/final-fantasy-xi-closing-down-finale-free/
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#1455914 - eonofaeon (06/23/2016) [-]
FF11 is not shut down. Stop spreading false information.

PS2 and 360 versions shut down on March 31st 2016 (almost 6 months after that video, which FYI was a trailer for the final content patch of the game's life)

PC is still running.
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#1455915 - eonofaeon (06/23/2016) [-]
Also forgot to address;
"No one really plays them"

Lolwut?

GW1 n EQ1 both have VERY steady populations of at least a couple dozen thousand players at peak times. Is it large? No.
Is it stable? Yes. But both games are far from 'ghost towns'.
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#1455924 - manofparody (06/23/2016) [-]
You're really salty and I'm not sure why.

Lemme quote myself because you seem to be missing vital information that disregards your rebuttals.
And I say dated because no one really plays them [italic](at least not of what I've seen).[italic]

Please stop making me repeat myself.
#1455925 - eonofaeon (06/23/2016) [-]
Not salty. If I was salty, you'd know it.

Just confused as to why you're insistent on using anecdotal evidence to support a statement about 2 games you clearly don't play...
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#1455907 - manofparody (06/23/2016) [-]
And if you really want to see shit hit the fan, go to 8:40 in the video.
#1455887 - Which is?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1455888 - ohemgeezus (06/23/2016) [-]
guess
#1455885 - Go on...  [+] (3 new replies) 06/23/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1455886 - ohemgeezus (06/23/2016) [-]
wow killer
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#1455887 - wholesomeburn (06/23/2016) [-]
Which is?
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#1455888 - ohemgeezus (06/23/2016) [-]
guess
#1455883 - Why not?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/23/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1455884 - ohemgeezus (06/23/2016) [-]
because
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#1455885 - wholesomeburn (06/23/2016) [-]
Go on...
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#1455886 - ohemgeezus (06/23/2016) [-]
wow killer
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#1455887 - wholesomeburn (06/23/2016) [-]
Which is?
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#1455888 - ohemgeezus (06/23/2016) [-]
guess
#1455873 - I am thinking about going back to World of Warcraft, im bored,…  [+] (22 new replies) 06/23/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1455902 - eezo (06/23/2016) [-]
MoP and WoD are really good, WoD turns to completely shit after you've killed Garrosh

Most people are unsubbbing until Legion right now, and most realms have slowed down
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#1455891 - squalllionhart (06/23/2016) [-]
Don't
at least wait until legion
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#1455889 - eonofaeon (06/23/2016) [-]
If you really know the lore well, you won't like what WoW has become with the end of Cata's storyline, all of MoP, or what WoD did.

In addition, gameplay has consistently become homogenized and samey among classes as much as they can do without making it all 1 class.

Play another MMO. Enjoy yourself more.
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#1455892 - wholesomeburn (06/23/2016) [-]
Can you suggest any to me? You sound like you have a good idea.
#1455968 - anon (06/23/2016) [-]
FF XIV A Realm Reborn is pretty good.
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#1455948 - adunsaveme (06/23/2016) [-]
Just play WoW if you like WoW
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#1455899 - eonofaeon (06/23/2016) [-]
Let's see a list of MMOs on n off I've played in recent years I can still recommend....

FF14, EQ1, EQ2, GW1, GW2, EVE, FF11, TERA, ESO. MAYBE RIFT.

FF14 is going strong n solid, has a refreshing class system, uses 'megaservers' for dungeons and other such stuff while keeping servers separate so there's still sever identity.

EQ1 n EQ2 are pretty healthy in the TLP servers that go through expacs at slow rate, and they're F2P so there's that.

GW1 is pretty small now, and while heroes killed the pve scene n the pvp scene withered n died without pve to supplement it, heroes also allow u to do basically all pve content solo. Treat it less like a MMO n more like a ORPG (more phantasy star ep 1-2 than FF11 for example ).

GW2 is pretty healthy, not perfect. Some ups n downs, im not active anymore in it atm but its not a bad MMO.

EVE is unique. You gotta play it to experience it. Its spess sheps n (almost entirely) unmoderated player space. 'Spreadsheets the game' jokes/reality aside, small scale skirmishes n even just flying around is just...fun. And beautiful.

FF11 is small, but grindy (not as gndy as it used to be). I wanted in for years, got a copy n I need to activate it soon but havent had time to start a new MMO.

TERA is a solid live action combat MMORPG, can't comment as to balance/full quality of writing. I enjoyed what I played.

ESO was solid I thought, definitely better with friends, and either having $ to burn on upgrades or $ to burn on ESO + membership.

RIFT used to be fun, but ive not touched it in years. Shame cause i loved the lore n aesthetic + combat/skill set up but.....

my biggest issue is MMOs are hard for me to maintain vested interest in without either $ (duh) and/or a group to play with.

If any sound interesting when u read that or look em up, hit me up n maybe I'll group with ya. Depending on game i have a few friends.
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#1455903 - manofparody (06/23/2016) [-]
Now for my input as I've put many hours into almost all of those MMOs.

First, the outdated ones:
EQ1, GW1, FF11, Rift.
Don't play those. They're old and dated and no one cares. I throw Rift on that list just because it's nothing special, anymore.

GW2 is fun if you like PVP. It takes a lot of know-how, but it can get really intense and fun in WvW. The PVE is basically just Fashion Wars. You can get 'ascended' gear which is a -tad- better than the normal gear you can get, but in the end it's just to look cool. PVP is probably the most balanced out of any MMO I've ever seen.

EVE - No comment. Haven't played it but heard you should probably give up your entire life if you plan on playing this grindy game.

TERA - Ehhh. It's fun at first, but it gets incredibly boring really quickly. The PVP was introduced far after release, so it feels shoddy at best. The new mechanics and gameplay is fun and refreshing at first, but it gets old around level 30, and then there's nothing to keep you playing.

FF14 is the one I recommend. Very beautiful, very active, and the classes are fairly balanced (with the exception of scholar and warrior. They're pretty OP). If you're looking for an MMO rich with lore, and looks amazing as shit, then this is it. The music for boss fights are amazing, the fights themselves are epic.. You know what, just watch this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzaaC-kOJGg
Nothing is edited. The music is what's in the game. It's fucking amazing and epic and beautiful.
wholesomeburn
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#1455908 - eonofaeon (06/23/2016) [-]
EQ1/GW1/FF11/RIFT
TIL Dated means bad. Hur hur.

GW1 is still an amazing story n a solid game to play for gameplay. The graphics (especially in proph) are still fucking beautiful as shit. The PvP was far better in 1 than in 2; but 1's PvP is long dead
EQ1 is still a very fun grind oriented MMO, and both eq1 and 2 have solid graphics that IMO hold up well (their orchestral bits are 10/10). In addition, like I said; TLP servers have stable servers.

GW2 WvW is solid, PvP is not from what I'm told; (i dont have much experience, but the limited variety of 'viable' weapons for each profession doesnt help its case) . PvE isn't JUST fashion souls, but its a big part. Its also just fun to play with friends.

EVE - You can play without dedicating your life. Life dedication is only if you want to do nulsec combat, try to actually bounty hunt, or if you wanna become a major player in the scene's politics n player council. Hell, within 3-4~ months of research n play, you can potentially make enough from mining or market play to pay for its sub without paying any real $, n from there its not TOO hard to keep it up n leave time for other games, especially as u get more $ and can play higher value items.

TERA - I cant comment on PvP, but I enjoyed combat n world.

FF14 - Yeah its definitely one of the most solid choices overall among this current list when comparing population density/skill/pve quality/graphical quality. Its one downside is it boasts one of the shittiest PvPs in any MMO I've seen.
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#1455911 - manofparody (06/23/2016) [-]
Yea, meant to open up on that about FF14.

If I remember right, it was also introduced after re-release. Definitely not for people who want to PVP, but want an MMO rich with lore and amazing PVE fights.

And I say dated because no one really plays them (at least not of what I've seen).

And I didn't say GW2 was JUST for fashion souls. I mentioned ascended gear. There's also 'legendary' gear, but it has the same stats as ascended.

Also, I'm going to double check, but I swear I remember FF11 shutting down their servers.
Yea, they did: www.technobuffalo.com/2015/11/11/final-fantasy-xi-closing-down-finale-free/
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#1455914 - eonofaeon (06/23/2016) [-]
FF11 is not shut down. Stop spreading false information.

PS2 and 360 versions shut down on March 31st 2016 (almost 6 months after that video, which FYI was a trailer for the final content patch of the game's life)

PC is still running.
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#1455915 - eonofaeon (06/23/2016) [-]
Also forgot to address;
"No one really plays them"

Lolwut?

GW1 n EQ1 both have VERY steady populations of at least a couple dozen thousand players at peak times. Is it large? No.
Is it stable? Yes. But both games are far from 'ghost towns'.
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#1455924 - manofparody (06/23/2016) [-]
You're really salty and I'm not sure why.

Lemme quote myself because you seem to be missing vital information that disregards your rebuttals.
And I say dated because no one really plays them [italic](at least not of what I've seen).[italic]

Please stop making me repeat myself.
#1455925 - eonofaeon (06/23/2016) [-]
Not salty. If I was salty, you'd know it.

Just confused as to why you're insistent on using anecdotal evidence to support a statement about 2 games you clearly don't play...
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#1455907 - manofparody (06/23/2016) [-]
And if you really want to see shit hit the fan, go to 8:40 in the video.
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#1455879 - ohemgeezus (06/23/2016) [-]
don't
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#1455883 - wholesomeburn (06/23/2016) [-]
Why not?
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#1455884 - ohemgeezus (06/23/2016) [-]
because
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#1455885 - wholesomeburn (06/23/2016) [-]
Go on...
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#1455886 - ohemgeezus (06/23/2016) [-]
wow killer
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#1455887 - wholesomeburn (06/23/2016) [-]
Which is?
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#1455888 - ohemgeezus (06/23/2016) [-]
guess
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#17 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/16/2016) [-]
i don't see it.
#30 - anon (06/16/2016) [-]
Your profile picture is hot, got any NSFW?
#16 - anon (06/16/2016) [-]
dat 1000 yard stare. dont know what size room shes in in the gif but its probbably crossed her mind that shes killed enough men to fill that room once or twice over
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#13 - krazzykyle (06/16/2016) [-]
She's seen some fucked up shit, man.