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whizzerbike

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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:1/01/2012
Last Login:9/05/2015
Location:Dont Worry About It
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Content Thumbs: 24946 total,  27366 ,  2420
Comment Thumbs: 272 total,  389 ,  117
Content Level Progress: 61.2% (612/1000)
Level 224 Content: Mind Blower → Level 225 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 127 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 128 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
Subscribers:2
Content Views:928578
Times Content Favorited:1059 times
Total Comments Made:110
FJ Points:24885
Why the hell are you reading this? my name is Jackie Chan and I beat up people like all the time kicking ass is only secondary to my job of setting myself on fire. Some people like playing games and socializing I prefer to spend my time crushing ice failing that I usually like racing my fish, since I have only one fish it's never a surprising result except for when I won. Add me or don't add me I don't care since I just wasted a minute of your time.

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#19 - ALOHA SNACKBAR! 12/14/2014 on ALLAHU AKBAR +2
#127 - Marine here, What you all are saying here pretty much on point…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Yeah (see desc) +4
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#148 - Anonomousthirteen (07/22/2014) [-]
I personally see it as a fallback. If I fuck my life up and flunk out of college, I'm going to enlist. I'm physically well enough to enlist, and serving in the military sure as hell beats being a hobo. Granted, I might wind up a hobo after, but at least I'll have done something helpful with my life.
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#133 - nimithecat (07/22/2014) [-]
I wish my brother Fernando was like you sir.
He's been flaunting his military badge all over the family like a hotshot thinking he owns the place
#69 - As a Marine, I will try my best to answer your question on why… 06/26/2014 on Me in the Marines +1
#208 - Ive had a friend come to near death accident because she didn'… 06/24/2014 on SuperNova +5
#15 - I would be the fool to accidentally pull the trigger in a crow…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2014 on (untitled) +8
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#19 - protomanrulezz (06/22/2014) [-]
"accidentally"
#9 - As a Marine... My kids will be disciplined and have respect fo… 02/21/2014 on The World's Strictest... 0
#54 - I have.. by accident... Still got them though 07/11/2013 on How periods work +2
#22942 - Picture 07/11/2013 on Thumb Orgy +7
#2 - <3 05/29/2013 on I guess girls think he's... 0
#19 - Not even once! 04/17/2013 on what day is it +3
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