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whitewallsofalaska

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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:9/15/2011
Last Login:12/18/2012
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#40 - i'd eat her ass out  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2012 on Herpity Derpity +4
#49 - lujan (06/29/2012) [-]
i discovered with an ex of mine that asshole doesn't taste that bad.
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#59 - ilbacondeity (06/29/2012) [-]
Depends on who you're dippin'. I'd never eat an ass out, frankly... Even like... In the shower. I'd rather just finger both holes at once, it's fun. But on the subject of smelly holes, my ex's pussy stank. Like, bad. Sometimes it was nice. Sometimes. Some... Times...

But my current gf? It's what an angels snatch should smell and taste like. :I
#60 - lujan (06/29/2012) [-]
The ex I was referring to in my previous comment had a pussy that smell and tasted delicious. A company could take that shit and make a dessert out of it. And I also enjoy fingering both holes, especially because she was not just a squirter, but a super soaker. she could hit a target from across the room. It was marvelous.
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#62 - ilbacondeity (06/29/2012) [-]
Well done old bean. That's wonderful. Current gf don't like it in the bum. So, I'm fine with that 140%. But she's not a squirter, I've yet to make her cum, it's a pain, and it hurts my manhood really bad. But that's just how her body is... It's really tough. I mean, she practically uses a jackhammer to masturbate, dude. But that's irrelephant, I love her. :P
#46 - his head was more round as a child.. 06/29/2012 on Aang's words of wisdom 0
#50 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 06/29/2012 on I believe I can fly! +2
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#61 - appleboom (06/29/2012) [-]
You have no idea how much that scares me...
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#67 - Chased through the woods by a rapist, anyone?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2012 on Dang. 0
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#99 - isaapostasied (06/29/2012) [-]
Shitty hardcore influenced bullshit. Inhales arn't vocals, if you want to do gutturals do them right. Exhales only.
#66 - **whitewallsofalaska rolls 47** 06/29/2012 on Dang. 0
#101 - **whitewallsofalaska rolled a random comment #108 posted by… 06/29/2012 on Fucking metal +1
#72 - **whitewallsofalaska rolled a random comment #35 posted by … 06/29/2012 on Seth MacFarlane 0
#88 - My dick was named after the feeling I get when im done with hi… 06/29/2012 on Tenzin Gyatso 0
#98 - **whitewallsofalaska rolls 80**  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2012 on Fucking metal 0
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#100 - spyderbro (06/29/2012) [-]
Silly niglet, water has no taste.
#101 - whitewallsofalaska (06/29/2012) [-]
**whitewallsofalaska rolled a random comment #108 posted by gevaudan at How bronies are seen by non bronies ** :
What the fucking fuck.
#135 - He may not be able to suck nor see his cock At least he ca… 06/29/2012 on I laughed out loud +1