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    its obviously a potato its obviously a potato
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#4 - i've looked up a few things, but mostly he just wants to snugg… 08/25/2014 on Read Desc 0
#2 - we're far away from where we found him. so once he's bigger an…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Read Desc +2
User avatar #3 - firuswolf (08/25/2014) [-]
Oh, okay. That's good then! There might be some stuff online to help you take care of him until he's bigger.
User avatar #4 - whiterapevan (08/25/2014) [-]
i've looked up a few things, but mostly he just wants to snuggle in a sleeve and eat watermelon.
#106 - im pretty sure he did  [+] (5 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Dog meets cow +1
User avatar #124 - slenderwolf (08/14/2014) [-]
They've got molars meant for crushing and grinding, not canines or incisors. An herbivore isn't gonna REK your shit by biting you, being trampled by a dozen full grown cattle on the other hand will fuck you up good.
#135 - namelessjoe (08/14/2014) [-]
You'd be surprised how much a cows bite hurts!
#170 - anonymous (08/15/2014) [-]
says farmer john after getting his cock bitten off by old bessie.
User avatar #136 - slenderwolf (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm sure it does, they've got some serious jaw muscles, but being trampled is the real danger, if you lose your footing you could get fucked real quick.
#138 - namelessjoe (08/14/2014) [-]
All I know is I stay the fuck away from fields with animals in unless I'm with the owner
#103 - did that guy seriously say that cows don't have teeth at the e…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Dog meets cow +8
#105 - splyt (08/14/2014) [-]
i thought i heard that too
User avatar #106 - whiterapevan (08/14/2014) [-]
im pretty sure he did
User avatar #124 - slenderwolf (08/14/2014) [-]
They've got molars meant for crushing and grinding, not canines or incisors. An herbivore isn't gonna REK your shit by biting you, being trampled by a dozen full grown cattle on the other hand will fuck you up good.
#135 - namelessjoe (08/14/2014) [-]
You'd be surprised how much a cows bite hurts!
#170 - anonymous (08/15/2014) [-]
says farmer john after getting his cock bitten off by old bessie.
User avatar #136 - slenderwolf (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm sure it does, they've got some serious jaw muscles, but being trampled is the real danger, if you lose your footing you could get fucked real quick.
#138 - namelessjoe (08/14/2014) [-]
All I know is I stay the fuck away from fields with animals in unless I'm with the owner
#272 - I was still living with my mom at the time it happened, and s… 08/14/2014 on When you have to do something 0
#249 - My other dog is okay though, she just bumps into the occasiona… 08/14/2014 on When you have to do something 0
#248 - Comment deleted 08/14/2014 on When you have to do something 0
#247 - whoops, i realized you were the same person 08/14/2014 on When you have to do something 0
#246 - Comment deleted 08/14/2014 on When you have to do something 0
#245 - What happened was that she was a rescue that I saved from an a…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2014 on When you have to do something 0
User avatar #263 - Dember (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm sorry to hear it. We're very fortunate that the worst conflict our animals have is resolved on their own with some noise and posturing to determine who wears the pants, then they're back to being best friends.

That fight sounds really nasty, but I don't think I would have given the dog up if you could just be more careful about keeping them separate for feeding times - even feeding in a crate would have resolved the problem.
We were fortunate enough to have all of ours (even rescues) at pretty young ages, so any possession aggressiveness and resource guarding was easily trained out of them. They all eat next to each other now with no problems.

I'm sorry to hear the people who took her broke off all contact with you. It may have even been that they believed you were the one who abused her, and just made up some story that it was someone else - it's not unheard of. I hope she's okay out there, wherever she is. She's a pretty thing.
User avatar #272 - whiterapevan (08/14/2014) [-]
I was still living with my mom at the time it happened, and she didn't want Sheba anymore because she was worried what Sheba would do to my young nephew and niece if they touched her food. Even though Sheba didn't care, just kinda watched them as they ate it the one time, cause kids like dog food for whatever reason.
But, last I heard she's with a new family and is very happy. That's all I could ask for.
#249 - whiterapevan (08/14/2014) [-]
My other dog is okay though, she just bumps into the occasional wall or door.
and sits in hats

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#19 to #18 - whiterapevan (11/11/2012) [-]
but this guy...this guy is metal as 						****
but this guy...this guy is metal as ****
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club cant handle him
club cant handle him
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User avatar #9 - xXPzPXx (05/01/2011) [-]
I'm baaaack! :D
User avatar #10 to #10 - whiterapevan (05/01/2011) [-]
NOODLES *wiggles arms*
User avatar #11 to #11 - xXPzPXx (05/02/2011) [-]
:3
User avatar #3 - KoRnKat (12/31/2010) [-]
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I LOVE YOU MCKENNA SINCERELY HITLER AKA SHANNON AKA THAT RANDOM HOOKER AKA WHATEVER OTHER NAMES YOU AND ANA HAVE GIVEN ME.
User avatar #4 to #3 - whiterapevan (12/31/2010) [-]
OHMAHGOODNESS
User avatar #5 to #4 - KoRnKat (12/31/2010) [-]
I probably should have switched Shannon and Hitler around though, since technically my name is Shannon. Lol Ana saved me in her phone as Adolf Hitler XD She's in my phone as Benito Mussolini. XD I love it :D

Would you like me to change you to Kim Jong il? lol XD
User avatar #6 to #5 - whiterapevan (12/31/2010) [-]
YES.
User avatar #7 to #6 - KoRnKat (12/31/2010) [-]
LOL OKIE DOKIE :D
User avatar #1 - articvibe (12/14/2010) [-]
comment virginity. just. got. smashed
User avatar #8 to #1 - xXPzPXx (04/30/2011) [-]
le double penetration to the comment virginity?
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