x
Click to expand

whitenerdy

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:9/24/2011
Last Login:7/27/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#9999
Comment Ranking:#17506
Highest Content Rank:#7047
Highest Comment Rank:#4537
Content Thumbs: 204 total,  322 ,  118
Comment Thumbs: 1009 total,  4131 ,  3122
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 19 Content: New Here → Level 20 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 175 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 176 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Subscribers:0
Content Views:26122
Total Comments Made:1410
FJ Points:941

Funny Text/Links

Funny Pictures

latest user's comments

#64 - The difference is, that they're either retarded and should be … 06/26/2015 on men 0
#490 - so? Either they're retards and should be laughed at … 06/23/2015 on Red Thumbs Comith 0
#288 - Comment deleted 06/22/2015 on Change is coming, gentlemen +1
#75 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2015 on Change is coming, gentlemen +2
#260 - anon Comment deleted by whitenerdy
#288 - whitenerdy Comment deleted by whitenerdy
#103 - theshinypen Comment deleted by whitenerdy
#56 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 06/21/2015 on Change is coming, gentlemen +17
#69 - anon Comment deleted by whitenerdy
#75 - whitenerdy Comment deleted by whitenerdy
#260 - anon Comment deleted by whitenerdy
#288 - whitenerdy Comment deleted by whitenerdy
#103 - theshinypen Comment deleted by whitenerdy
#71 - well, opens up positions on the job market besides, those …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2015 on Charlie Brooker's Newswipe -2
#93 - anon (06/19/2015) [-]
What the fuck are you even jabbering about you edgy idiot?
This is irrelevant and not to mention a stupuid inhuman way of looking at things, get off FJ and the internet, go make some friends, experience life beyond your closed in views.
#237 - OP, please sticky this I get where you guys are comin… 06/18/2015 on Petition shit +1
#4 - Living in a small time town with bad logistical options can be…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2015 on Dating General Thread 0
#5 - ownageburrito (06/11/2015) [-]
Thanks for the advice. ^^ I'll get back to this thread later.
#2 - Funny, I have kinda the complete opposite story, I'll 'spoiler…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2015 on Dating General Thread +1
#3 - ownageburrito (06/10/2015) [-]
That's some good advice. Particularly about the opening thing. But I think maybe I didn't really explain my situation very well. Starting conversations and holding them is easy and I can do it. My problem is that I live in the middle of nowhere.

No, seriously. My town has a population of around 500. The nearest big city (also where I work.) is a decently sized town of around 10,000. I've never been to a club/bar though, so maybe I should try that...

And I guess maybe it is a confidence thing. I haven't attempted due to not wanting to feel rejection again, but again that's just something I have to man up a bit to get over.

Oh, another question by the way if you don't mind. How does one ask for things like a date? Or am I just overcomplicating it and just need to say "Ay gurl, wanna go get some food?" or something along those lines?
User avatar #4 - whitenerdy (06/10/2015) [-]
Living in a small time town with bad logistical options can be a pain, but I guess you are within driving distance? There must be some form of public transportation available

Yes, you're overthinking it but simply saying "You want to get some lunch/coffee?" is probably the hardest thing to do with a straight face when you have low self esteem and/or confidence however, meaning that you either don't feel good enough with yourself, or lack experience. I don't even flinch when I ask for numbers or dates, I might as well have been asking for a light or what time it is

Also, in my experience it's better to not fake confidence, you need to say it as it is, not "ey gurl want sum fuck?" but "Want to come by my place?"
it's infinite times as hot for a woman when the guy knows what he wants, and says it straight up
#5 - ownageburrito (06/11/2015) [-]
Thanks for the advice. ^^ I'll get back to this thread later.
#22 - and the 71 other virgins  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2015 on 2015 and no love found on FJ? +18
#154 - castledabyss (06/10/2015) [-]
Lol im not even middle eastern

user's friends

items

Total unique items point value: 11 / Total items point value: 11

Comments(35):

[ 35 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #38 - gugek ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
User avatar #37 - misskayla (09/09/2013) [-]
haha fagget! banned
#36 - anon (09/08/2013) [-]
Aw are you new here? I see you haven't even reached level 1 in comments.
User avatar #35 - twi (08/29/2013) [-]
you need to poo BBBIBIBI
#34 - sadlittleman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 - leglesslegolegolas (08/29/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link
You lost the game
User avatar #31 - leglesslegolegolas (08/29/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link
You lost the game
User avatar #30 - leglesslegolegolas (08/29/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link
You lost the game
User avatar #29 - leglesslegolegolas (08/29/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link
You lost the game
User avatar #28 - leglesslegolegolas (08/29/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link
You lost the game
User avatar #27 - leglesslegolegolas (08/29/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link
You lost the game
User avatar #26 - leglesslegolegolas (08/29/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link
You lost the game
#25 - shadowreid (08/29/2013) [-]
Did you have fun posting about the game everywhere ?
User avatar #18 - badabingbadaboom (12/10/2012) [-]
Why does everyone hate you?
#19 to #18 - whitenerdy (12/10/2012) [-]
I'm a bit of a cunt.
User avatar #20 to #19 - badabingbadaboom (12/10/2012) [-]
Oh well, aren't we all
#21 to #20 - whitenerdy (12/10/2012) [-]
No, really. I'm a cunt.

This girl whatthehizzle were "tracking me" telling me to lay off that suicide-bleach girl.
At first she told me that she would make me look silly on one of the posts, telling me I was a virgin fag and such, wasn't really offended, yet I really had the felling that I had to retaliate. Before her responds on the mail I sent her previously I didn't know she was a girl. I trick her. By asking me why she gave me a cold shoulder. Then she was all like. "Pff, like I want a man like you, if you want a girlfriend be a man blagh blagh."

Right there, I knew. So I hit her back.
User avatar #23 to #21 - badabingbadaboom (12/10/2012) [-]
Still don't think you're a cunt
You're just being blunt and saying what you think/feel. TBH the world needs more people like you, as opposed to soft people that let anything past them. however you may need to hold back, not alot of people do enjoy it, and with good reason
TL;DR im not good at summaries, read it^
User avatar #24 to #23 - whitenerdy (12/10/2012) [-]
You're not what I expected, receive a friend invite from me.
User avatar #22 to #21 - whitenerdy (12/10/2012) [-]
Could have made it better, I was too excited.

But still, the best case of psychological warfare I ever did.
#16 - anon (11/27/2012) [-]
stahp sucking cock u *********
User avatar #17 to #16 - whitenerdy (11/28/2012) [-]
O yah? Do u evn lift brah?!

Fght me IRL fgget!
#14 - anon (11/22/2012) [-]
Hey there faggot! Do you just wake up every morning and decide to suck a cock? I am tired of the ******** you spew. It sickens me. You are a beta. Nothing you have to say betters humanity. You are an idiotic dolt who reguritates nothing but inane drivel. You cause your ancestors to cry tears of shame. May god have mercy on us by removing your stain from society, and may he also have mercy on your soul. **********
#15 to #14 - whitenerdy (11/22/2012) [-]
>Implying I expect to make humanity better by bitching over the internet.   
>Implying that I actually use my mouth saliva to make my keyboard work.   
>Implying god exist.   
> Implying that old dead people can cry.   
>Implying that dead people care about how well I adhere to their different expectations.   
>Implying that dead people have expectations.   
>Implying that dead people have a functional brain.    
   
You must be really proud to have your extensive vocabulary.   
1.5/10.
>Implying I expect to make humanity better by bitching over the internet.
>Implying that I actually use my mouth saliva to make my keyboard work.
>Implying god exist.
> Implying that old dead people can cry.
>Implying that dead people care about how well I adhere to their different expectations.
>Implying that dead people have expectations.
>Implying that dead people have a functional brain.

You must be really proud to have your extensive vocabulary.
1.5/10.
#13 - whitenerdy (11/21/2012) [-]
You wouldn't know it, for some of the things I have said over time, but I like people...
I like people, but I like them in short bursts.
I don't like people for extended periods of time though, this is why I like the internet.
After a minute, 1 minute and a half, I have to get the **** out.

Because I have low tolerance for stupid ******** , they just keep telling their stupid opinion/view points like an endless waterfall of diarrhea.

And even if you try to make a discussion out of it, (which is most of the time rude as **** .) Then they are going to deny everything I say with some more, socially, culturally, non-intellectually ********* , that I have absolute no respect for.

"MLP is the best show :DDD"
"Men are suppressing women."
"America is the best country!"
"Justin Beiber is the Kurt Cobain of our time!"
( ******* Emoticons in general => ":DDD" <=)

#11 - anon (11/04/2012) [-]
haha glorious comments section
#5 - anon (08/02/2012) [-]
I hope you know your life is meaningless
User avatar #8 to #5 - whitenerdy (08/02/2012) [-]
/watch?v=ia4Tlo5MYdg
#9 to #8 - anon (08/03/2012) [-]
Aight
User avatar #3 - cnyeguy (08/02/2012) [-]
I just wanted to personally say **** you. Ignorant **** .
User avatar #12 to #3 - whitenerdy (11/20/2012) [-]
D: That's not how you make friends :(

Remember kids!

Friendship is magic! <3
[ 35 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)