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    Oh Nidalee... Oh Nidalee...
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    That feel... That feel...
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#15 - The dick is small because the statue's supposed to represent D…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Art +24
User avatar #22 - dtox (09/03/2013) [-]
actually, smaller penises were seen as a sign of being more proper/noble, being that the man would be more gentle when laying with women, as women were viewed as "delicate."

It's a feature that came with venerating various figures in greek society.
User avatar #27 - corso (09/03/2013) [-]
Yes, but that's not why this one is tiny. It's shrunken in fear.
User avatar #23 - dtox (09/03/2013) [-]
not just greek, but roman as well*
#19 - cthumoo (09/03/2013) [-]
Looks a bit like fat eminem...
User avatar #18 - admiralen (09/03/2013) [-]
"that wasnt a fart"
#5 - Picture 08/10/2013 on Flux capacitor +1
#102 - Is noone who want simple Pole around 08/07/2013 on Dammit Poland! 0
#99 - HOW YOU DARE THROW OF ACCUSE OF MY NO ENGLISH!  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Dammit Poland! 0
#100 - azsswim (08/06/2013) [-]
Naprawde, najlepiej to sie poloz i przestan. Albo idz na demoty bo to nie miejsce dla Ciebie
User avatar #102 - whitenail (08/07/2013) [-]
Is noone who want simple Pole around
#36 - As Pole, is either this options or crying of into Beetroot sou…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/04/2013 on Dammit Poland! 0
#43 - azsswim (08/04/2013) [-]
Nauka angielskiego by sie bardzo Ci przydala...bo to co napisales nie ma w ogole sensu
User avatar #99 - whitenail (08/06/2013) [-]
HOW YOU DARE THROW OF ACCUSE OF MY NO ENGLISH!
#100 - azsswim (08/06/2013) [-]
Naprawde, najlepiej to sie poloz i przestan. Albo idz na demoty bo to nie miejsce dla Ciebie
User avatar #102 - whitenail (08/07/2013) [-]
Is noone who want simple Pole around
#59 - THEN HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT MEDIEVAL CASTLES?!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2013 on Experiment +10
#146 - beerholder (08/03/2013) [-]
that pic belongs to nsfw, moatface!
#21 - So is this channel for FunnyJunkers who wanna get fit and at t… 08/01/2013 on Chubbiness. +1
#10 - IT'S LIKE HE'S YELLING THE VIDEO DESCRIPTION AT US 07/31/2013 on The I limb +3
#2 - I've been listening to "Holland, 1945" a lot lately 07/30/2013 on Oh jews 0
#6 - Picture 07/30/2013 on When someone yells at you... +3

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User avatar #39 - mmoranoderp (11/16/2012) [-]
thank you :D
User avatar #40 to #39 - whitenail (11/17/2012) [-]
Don't mention it bud, how old you turning anyway?
User avatar #37 - bluedyenofour (11/16/2012) [-]
Wow thanks bro! I am literally shaking right now! It felt like an eternity!
User avatar #38 to #37 - whitenail (11/16/2012) [-]
I KNOW RIGHT?!

I know, I know, that was a potato I traded, but you're a cool enough person to warrant that :3
User avatar #34 - metired (11/16/2012) [-]
Send a new trade without the wooden stuff! :)
User avatar #35 to #34 - whitenail (11/16/2012) [-]
Aye sorry about that bro, I discovered a new wooden chest in the mean-time.
User avatar #36 to #35 - metired (11/16/2012) [-]
Its alright! :) thank you!
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User avatar #33 to #31 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
I'd be especially happy to take that horse poop off your hands
#32 to #31 - whitenail (10/26/2012) [-]
Nah that sounds cool, what are you after and what are you willing to give?
Nah that sounds cool, what are you after and what are you willing to give?
User avatar #18 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Hello
#19 to #18 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Hey there fella!
User avatar #20 to #19 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
**** , that picture, haha. Uhm..How are you? :)
#21 to #20 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
And how about you friend?
And how about you friend?
User avatar #22 to #21 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Been better. Thanks for asking. :)

So..Whats up?..
User avatar #24 to #22 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Hows about you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Ohh...Cool..
You got a skype?..
User avatar #26 to #25 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Yes...but before I go giving my Skype details to others, what brought about this lovely greeting?
User avatar #27 to #26 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
I feel lonley....depressed.. :( Want some company..
I thought that maybe we could be friends?...
#28 to #27 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
And you came crashing down from the stars onto my profile?
And you came crashing down from the stars onto my profile?
User avatar #29 to #28 - amissingmouse (09/30/2012) [-]
Like your angel <3 Now come on... PLEASE? :)
User avatar #30 to #29 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Alright, fine, if this isn't some kind of scam then feel free to message me your contact info.
User avatar #23 to #22 - whitenail (09/30/2012) [-]
Nothing much, just enjoying my holidays. I went for a long drive today (as per acquiring your license here in Aus) and started tooling around with Visual C++ (successfully made a little program which asks you to type in a number, then...wait for it...says you SUCK THAT MANY DICKS, AHUEHEHUEHUEHUAHUEHUHUE)
User avatar #15 - GimmieTheCockies (09/23/2012) [-]
Booty booty butt cheeks.
User avatar #14 - GimmieTheCockies (09/19/2012) [-]
okay so you pretty much already have allthe stuff I sent you so I'll send you more! :D
User avatar #12 - corvettezz (09/18/2012) [-]
Sorry what trade did I send you again?
User avatar #13 to #12 - whitenail (09/18/2012) [-]
Um...were you the guy who sent me a 66 pair of dubs?
#9 - gamechap ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
Congrats on the semi-successful post which le tricked me, Whovian!
Congrats on the semi-successful post which le tricked me, Whovian!
#10 to #9 - whitenail (09/15/2012) [-]
Why thank-you kind sir.   
   
&lt;Mfw I receive such a lovely comment out of the blue
Why thank-you kind sir.

<Mfw I receive such a lovely comment out of the blue
#11 to #10 - gamechap ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Anytime!
Anytime!
#6 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
#7 to #6 - whitenail (08/20/2012) [-]
Why the curiosity?
Why the curiosity?
#8 to #7 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
#1 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
I can see you have no comments, take this.
I can see you have no comments, take this.
#2 to #6 - whitenail (04/14/2012) [-]
Awww...thanks :3

What brings you to my humble page, traveller?
#3 to #7 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/First+day+on+b/xtrMGkg/185#185   
right there my good friend, I was right above yours :P   
(I have too many of these)
funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/First+day+on+b/xtrMGkg/185#185
right there my good friend, I was right above yours :P
(I have too many of these)
#4 to #8 - whitenail (04/14/2012) [-]
Awww yeah, a new companion.   
   
Only one word for this
Awww yeah, a new companion.

Only one word for this
#5 to #9 - Nickdowgg (04/14/2012) [-]
I have 82 Tennant photos/gifs.. no life
I have 82 Tennant photos/gifs.. no life
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