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#101 - SPOOK'D sorry, did i get ya?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2015 on ayevanity's profile 0
#102 - ayevanity (07/01/2015) [-]
#147 - where did you come across a half a year old comment? 06/30/2015 on Where has skeletorexplains... 0
#99 - found my new wardrobe  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2015 on ayevanity's profile 0
User avatar #100 - ayevanity (06/24/2015) [-]
I can her all the surrounding women's panties dropping. :o
#81 - mfw looking through your browser history  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2015 on ayevanity's profile 0
User avatar #82 - ayevanity (06/21/2015) [-]
PFT. Yours is the one with the strange fetishes.
#80 - 10/10 would smash 06/21/2015 on ayevanity's profile 0
#78 - is that pepe'minaj?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2015 on ayevanity's profile 0
User avatar #79 - ayevanity (06/21/2015) [-]
yes, yes it is.
#80 - whitehawk (06/21/2015) [-]
10/10 would smash
#76 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 06/21/2015 on ayevanity's profile 0
#77 - ayevanity (06/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #78 - whitehawk (06/21/2015) [-]
is that pepe'minaj?
User avatar #79 - ayevanity (06/21/2015) [-]
yes, yes it is.
#80 - whitehawk (06/21/2015) [-]
10/10 would smash
#74 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 06/21/2015 on ayevanity's profile 0
#75 - ayevanity (06/21/2015) [-]
#76 - whitehawk (06/21/2015) [-]
#77 - ayevanity (06/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #78 - whitehawk (06/21/2015) [-]
is that pepe'minaj?
User avatar #79 - ayevanity (06/21/2015) [-]
yes, yes it is.
#80 - whitehawk (06/21/2015) [-]
10/10 would smash
#72 - this isn't even my final form  [+] (8 new replies) 06/21/2015 on ayevanity's profile 0
#73 - ayevanity (06/21/2015) [-]
#74 - whitehawk (06/21/2015) [-]
#75 - ayevanity (06/21/2015) [-]
#76 - whitehawk (06/21/2015) [-]
#77 - ayevanity (06/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #78 - whitehawk (06/21/2015) [-]
is that pepe'minaj?
User avatar #79 - ayevanity (06/21/2015) [-]
yes, yes it is.
#80 - whitehawk (06/21/2015) [-]
10/10 would smash
#70 - It's time to oil up  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2015 on ayevanity's profile 0
#71 - ayevanity (06/21/2015) [-]
you<3
#1212 - i think fj capped the purple lines on us lol  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
User avatar #1214 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
I im'd you ;o
#1202 - I just couldn't believe someone would even think of that like … 06/20/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
#1172 - oh god that cumjar thing is probly the only internet thing tha… 06/20/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
#1147 - welp hopefully the animals are more interested in getting food…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
User avatar #1188 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
It wouldn't let me reply to the other one. -_-

I legitimately wanted to light my computer on fire when I saw that. It was one of the worst things I've ever seen (that wasn't gore or some shit).

Those animals can get their fuk somewhere else<3
User avatar #1202 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
I just couldn't believe someone would even think of that like holy hell

just fucking clean it up like a normy and NOT post it to the interwebs

speaking of animals, banging on a pelt in front of a fire like in one of those fancy movies would prob be awesome
User avatar #1165 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
Do those animals look like they're more interested in getting food or snow white? :p yeah, thought so.

I don't usually judge on fetishes, unless it's that mlp figurine in the baked cumjar. I'm totes against that.
User avatar #1172 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
oh god that cumjar thing is probly the only internet thing that caught me off guard and made me actually nauseous

oh and the animals? they're definitely interested in getting sum fuk
#1113 - well I thought it would be romantic.. but then I saw …  [+] (6 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... +1
User avatar #1123 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
It would be romantic for about 5 minutes. Then the eerie feeling of being watched would kick in and i'd start having a panic attack.

holy crap that rabbit tho. he's like 'oh fucking man - YES'
User avatar #1147 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
welp hopefully the animals are more interested in getting food and NOT into watching people bang... then again that's probly a fetish of some sort and its poor to judge someone simply on that
User avatar #1188 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
It wouldn't let me reply to the other one. -_-

I legitimately wanted to light my computer on fire when I saw that. It was one of the worst things I've ever seen (that wasn't gore or some shit).

Those animals can get their fuk somewhere else<3
User avatar #1202 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
I just couldn't believe someone would even think of that like holy hell

just fucking clean it up like a normy and NOT post it to the interwebs

speaking of animals, banging on a pelt in front of a fire like in one of those fancy movies would prob be awesome
User avatar #1165 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
Do those animals look like they're more interested in getting food or snow white? :p yeah, thought so.

I don't usually judge on fetishes, unless it's that mlp figurine in the baked cumjar. I'm totes against that.
User avatar #1172 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
oh god that cumjar thing is probly the only internet thing that caught me off guard and made me actually nauseous

oh and the animals? they're definitely interested in getting sum fuk
#1033 - wtf that is spoopy, and that pic makes it look like there's no…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
User avatar #1095 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
It's in the center of a grassy circle that has a sign in front of it that says "peace garden" . The whole cemetery is really flat and boring, but this is the coolest thing. I laid there 2 nights ago on the bench and was watching the stars. It's pitch black there and you can see everything which is hella rad.

I have this image in my head of us just about to get it on and then all these animals just kinda circle around us like in snow white. Makes me feel weird.
User avatar #1212 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
i think fj capped the purple lines on us lol
User avatar #1214 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
I im'd you ;o
#1113 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
well I thought it would be romantic..

but then I saw this picture and that rabbit looks way too into it
User avatar #1123 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
It would be romantic for about 5 minutes. Then the eerie feeling of being watched would kick in and i'd start having a panic attack.

holy crap that rabbit tho. he's like 'oh fucking man - YES'
User avatar #1147 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
welp hopefully the animals are more interested in getting food and NOT into watching people bang... then again that's probly a fetish of some sort and its poor to judge someone simply on that
User avatar #1188 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
It wouldn't let me reply to the other one. -_-

I legitimately wanted to light my computer on fire when I saw that. It was one of the worst things I've ever seen (that wasn't gore or some shit).

Those animals can get their fuk somewhere else<3
User avatar #1202 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
I just couldn't believe someone would even think of that like holy hell

just fucking clean it up like a normy and NOT post it to the interwebs

speaking of animals, banging on a pelt in front of a fire like in one of those fancy movies would prob be awesome
User avatar #1165 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
Do those animals look like they're more interested in getting food or snow white? :p yeah, thought so.

I don't usually judge on fetishes, unless it's that mlp figurine in the baked cumjar. I'm totes against that.
User avatar #1172 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
oh god that cumjar thing is probly the only internet thing that caught me off guard and made me actually nauseous

oh and the animals? they're definitely interested in getting sum fuk
#1000 - So we can hang out in the cemetery, and then bone? …  [+] (12 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
#1018 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
There's this really creepy statue in it that looks like it's floating at night because of the way it's lit up. I think that'd be a great place to hang out. and yes, bone.

shitpicture via snapchat but this is it. :3 so spoopy.

User avatar #1033 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
wtf that is spoopy, and that pic makes it look like there's nothing else around except it but I bet it looks cool in the moonlight.. there's a cemetery at the college I go to as well, it's a great place to hang out and procreate and the squirrels love to watch
User avatar #1095 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
It's in the center of a grassy circle that has a sign in front of it that says "peace garden" . The whole cemetery is really flat and boring, but this is the coolest thing. I laid there 2 nights ago on the bench and was watching the stars. It's pitch black there and you can see everything which is hella rad.

I have this image in my head of us just about to get it on and then all these animals just kinda circle around us like in snow white. Makes me feel weird.
User avatar #1212 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
i think fj capped the purple lines on us lol
User avatar #1214 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
I im'd you ;o
#1113 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
well I thought it would be romantic..

but then I saw this picture and that rabbit looks way too into it
User avatar #1123 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
It would be romantic for about 5 minutes. Then the eerie feeling of being watched would kick in and i'd start having a panic attack.

holy crap that rabbit tho. he's like 'oh fucking man - YES'
User avatar #1147 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
welp hopefully the animals are more interested in getting food and NOT into watching people bang... then again that's probly a fetish of some sort and its poor to judge someone simply on that
User avatar #1188 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
It wouldn't let me reply to the other one. -_-

I legitimately wanted to light my computer on fire when I saw that. It was one of the worst things I've ever seen (that wasn't gore or some shit).

Those animals can get their fuk somewhere else<3
User avatar #1202 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
I just couldn't believe someone would even think of that like holy hell

just fucking clean it up like a normy and NOT post it to the interwebs

speaking of animals, banging on a pelt in front of a fire like in one of those fancy movies would prob be awesome
User avatar #1165 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
Do those animals look like they're more interested in getting food or snow white? :p yeah, thought so.

I don't usually judge on fetishes, unless it's that mlp figurine in the baked cumjar. I'm totes against that.
User avatar #1172 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
oh god that cumjar thing is probly the only internet thing that caught me off guard and made me actually nauseous

oh and the animals? they're definitely interested in getting sum fuk
#964 - ayy bb u want sum fuk? Proper sex etiquette right? 06/20/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... +1
#933 - I feel like we would get along then, especially because we bot…  [+] (16 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
User avatar #972 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
We'd definitely get along. I also like to hang out in the cemetery next door to my house.

Oh good, you said no homo. That makes it alright. c:
User avatar #1000 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
So we can hang out in the cemetery, and then bone?

sounds like a spoopy time
#1018 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
There's this really creepy statue in it that looks like it's floating at night because of the way it's lit up. I think that'd be a great place to hang out. and yes, bone.

shitpicture via snapchat but this is it. :3 so spoopy.

User avatar #1033 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
wtf that is spoopy, and that pic makes it look like there's nothing else around except it but I bet it looks cool in the moonlight.. there's a cemetery at the college I go to as well, it's a great place to hang out and procreate and the squirrels love to watch
User avatar #1095 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
It's in the center of a grassy circle that has a sign in front of it that says "peace garden" . The whole cemetery is really flat and boring, but this is the coolest thing. I laid there 2 nights ago on the bench and was watching the stars. It's pitch black there and you can see everything which is hella rad.

I have this image in my head of us just about to get it on and then all these animals just kinda circle around us like in snow white. Makes me feel weird.
User avatar #1212 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
i think fj capped the purple lines on us lol
User avatar #1214 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
I im'd you ;o
#1113 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
well I thought it would be romantic..

but then I saw this picture and that rabbit looks way too into it
User avatar #1123 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
It would be romantic for about 5 minutes. Then the eerie feeling of being watched would kick in and i'd start having a panic attack.

holy crap that rabbit tho. he's like 'oh fucking man - YES'
User avatar #1147 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
welp hopefully the animals are more interested in getting food and NOT into watching people bang... then again that's probly a fetish of some sort and its poor to judge someone simply on that
User avatar #1188 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
It wouldn't let me reply to the other one. -_-

I legitimately wanted to light my computer on fire when I saw that. It was one of the worst things I've ever seen (that wasn't gore or some shit).

Those animals can get their fuk somewhere else<3
User avatar #1202 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
I just couldn't believe someone would even think of that like holy hell

just fucking clean it up like a normy and NOT post it to the interwebs

speaking of animals, banging on a pelt in front of a fire like in one of those fancy movies would prob be awesome
User avatar #1165 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
Do those animals look like they're more interested in getting food or snow white? :p yeah, thought so.

I don't usually judge on fetishes, unless it's that mlp figurine in the baked cumjar. I'm totes against that.
User avatar #1172 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
oh god that cumjar thing is probly the only internet thing that caught me off guard and made me actually nauseous

oh and the animals? they're definitely interested in getting sum fuk
#950 - anon (06/20/2015) [-]
justfuckalready.png
User avatar #964 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
ayy bb u want sum fuk?

Proper sex etiquette right?
#902 - We had this one guy in the hall who made a perfect "gener…  [+] (18 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
User avatar #910 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
Wooooww. Are you sure those weren't just his own noises he was mimicking? :p And how do I know you didn't just hook up with him? :o Hah kidding.

Night owls are the best though. We get to watch the sunrise and sleep during the light. I love the dark.
User avatar #933 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
I feel like we would get along then, especially because we both visit fj and like the night moon>sun imo

and its ok if it was him (I said no homo just in case)
User avatar #972 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
We'd definitely get along. I also like to hang out in the cemetery next door to my house.

Oh good, you said no homo. That makes it alright. c:
User avatar #1000 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
So we can hang out in the cemetery, and then bone?

sounds like a spoopy time
#1018 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
There's this really creepy statue in it that looks like it's floating at night because of the way it's lit up. I think that'd be a great place to hang out. and yes, bone.

shitpicture via snapchat but this is it. :3 so spoopy.

User avatar #1033 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
wtf that is spoopy, and that pic makes it look like there's nothing else around except it but I bet it looks cool in the moonlight.. there's a cemetery at the college I go to as well, it's a great place to hang out and procreate and the squirrels love to watch
User avatar #1095 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
It's in the center of a grassy circle that has a sign in front of it that says "peace garden" . The whole cemetery is really flat and boring, but this is the coolest thing. I laid there 2 nights ago on the bench and was watching the stars. It's pitch black there and you can see everything which is hella rad.

I have this image in my head of us just about to get it on and then all these animals just kinda circle around us like in snow white. Makes me feel weird.
User avatar #1212 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
i think fj capped the purple lines on us lol
User avatar #1214 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
I im'd you ;o
#1113 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
well I thought it would be romantic..

but then I saw this picture and that rabbit looks way too into it
User avatar #1123 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
It would be romantic for about 5 minutes. Then the eerie feeling of being watched would kick in and i'd start having a panic attack.

holy crap that rabbit tho. he's like 'oh fucking man - YES'
User avatar #1147 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
welp hopefully the animals are more interested in getting food and NOT into watching people bang... then again that's probly a fetish of some sort and its poor to judge someone simply on that
User avatar #1188 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
It wouldn't let me reply to the other one. -_-

I legitimately wanted to light my computer on fire when I saw that. It was one of the worst things I've ever seen (that wasn't gore or some shit).

Those animals can get their fuk somewhere else<3
User avatar #1202 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
I just couldn't believe someone would even think of that like holy hell

just fucking clean it up like a normy and NOT post it to the interwebs

speaking of animals, banging on a pelt in front of a fire like in one of those fancy movies would prob be awesome
User avatar #1165 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
Do those animals look like they're more interested in getting food or snow white? :p yeah, thought so.

I don't usually judge on fetishes, unless it's that mlp figurine in the baked cumjar. I'm totes against that.
User avatar #1172 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
oh god that cumjar thing is probly the only internet thing that caught me off guard and made me actually nauseous

oh and the animals? they're definitely interested in getting sum fuk
#950 - anon (06/20/2015) [-]
justfuckalready.png
User avatar #964 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
ayy bb u want sum fuk?

Proper sex etiquette right?
#854 - college in a nutshell this and hearing loud sex…  [+] (20 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... +1
User avatar #882 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
I'm not in college, but I know what you mean. I can hear my neighbors banging all the fucking time and she's REALLY loud. Either she's really easy or the dude's a magician because she screams.
User avatar #902 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
We had this one guy in the hall who made a perfect "general girl sex noise" and would just randomly scream it sometimes around random places

He did it in my room a few times and people kept asking me if I hooked up with some girl from a party lmao... but yea, curse f being a night owl I guess, I get the pleasure of hearing pretty much anyone banging through paper thin walls
User avatar #910 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
Wooooww. Are you sure those weren't just his own noises he was mimicking? :p And how do I know you didn't just hook up with him? :o Hah kidding.

Night owls are the best though. We get to watch the sunrise and sleep during the light. I love the dark.
User avatar #933 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
I feel like we would get along then, especially because we both visit fj and like the night moon>sun imo

and its ok if it was him (I said no homo just in case)
User avatar #972 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
We'd definitely get along. I also like to hang out in the cemetery next door to my house.

Oh good, you said no homo. That makes it alright. c:
User avatar #1000 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
So we can hang out in the cemetery, and then bone?

sounds like a spoopy time
#1018 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
There's this really creepy statue in it that looks like it's floating at night because of the way it's lit up. I think that'd be a great place to hang out. and yes, bone.

shitpicture via snapchat but this is it. :3 so spoopy.

User avatar #1033 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
wtf that is spoopy, and that pic makes it look like there's nothing else around except it but I bet it looks cool in the moonlight.. there's a cemetery at the college I go to as well, it's a great place to hang out and procreate and the squirrels love to watch
User avatar #1095 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
It's in the center of a grassy circle that has a sign in front of it that says "peace garden" . The whole cemetery is really flat and boring, but this is the coolest thing. I laid there 2 nights ago on the bench and was watching the stars. It's pitch black there and you can see everything which is hella rad.

I have this image in my head of us just about to get it on and then all these animals just kinda circle around us like in snow white. Makes me feel weird.
User avatar #1212 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
i think fj capped the purple lines on us lol
User avatar #1214 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
I im'd you ;o
#1113 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
well I thought it would be romantic..

but then I saw this picture and that rabbit looks way too into it
User avatar #1123 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
It would be romantic for about 5 minutes. Then the eerie feeling of being watched would kick in and i'd start having a panic attack.

holy crap that rabbit tho. he's like 'oh fucking man - YES'
User avatar #1147 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
welp hopefully the animals are more interested in getting food and NOT into watching people bang... then again that's probly a fetish of some sort and its poor to judge someone simply on that
User avatar #1188 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
It wouldn't let me reply to the other one. -_-

I legitimately wanted to light my computer on fire when I saw that. It was one of the worst things I've ever seen (that wasn't gore or some shit).

Those animals can get their fuk somewhere else<3
User avatar #1202 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
I just couldn't believe someone would even think of that like holy hell

just fucking clean it up like a normy and NOT post it to the interwebs

speaking of animals, banging on a pelt in front of a fire like in one of those fancy movies would prob be awesome
User avatar #1165 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
Do those animals look like they're more interested in getting food or snow white? :p yeah, thought so.

I don't usually judge on fetishes, unless it's that mlp figurine in the baked cumjar. I'm totes against that.
User avatar #1172 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
oh god that cumjar thing is probly the only internet thing that caught me off guard and made me actually nauseous

oh and the animals? they're definitely interested in getting sum fuk
#950 - anon (06/20/2015) [-]
justfuckalready.png
User avatar #964 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
ayy bb u want sum fuk?

Proper sex etiquette right?
#773 - and you know, the tv doesn't have to be ****** .. …  [+] (22 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
User avatar #804 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
I've never actually watched that. I don't have cable so I basically watch what's on netflix. I'd watch it.
#854 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
college in a nutshell

this and hearing loud sex noises from the R.A's every fucking weekend
User avatar #882 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
I'm not in college, but I know what you mean. I can hear my neighbors banging all the fucking time and she's REALLY loud. Either she's really easy or the dude's a magician because she screams.
User avatar #902 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
We had this one guy in the hall who made a perfect "general girl sex noise" and would just randomly scream it sometimes around random places

He did it in my room a few times and people kept asking me if I hooked up with some girl from a party lmao... but yea, curse f being a night owl I guess, I get the pleasure of hearing pretty much anyone banging through paper thin walls
User avatar #910 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
Wooooww. Are you sure those weren't just his own noises he was mimicking? :p And how do I know you didn't just hook up with him? :o Hah kidding.

Night owls are the best though. We get to watch the sunrise and sleep during the light. I love the dark.
User avatar #933 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
I feel like we would get along then, especially because we both visit fj and like the night moon>sun imo

and its ok if it was him (I said no homo just in case)
User avatar #972 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
We'd definitely get along. I also like to hang out in the cemetery next door to my house.

Oh good, you said no homo. That makes it alright. c:
User avatar #1000 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
So we can hang out in the cemetery, and then bone?

sounds like a spoopy time
#1018 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
There's this really creepy statue in it that looks like it's floating at night because of the way it's lit up. I think that'd be a great place to hang out. and yes, bone.

shitpicture via snapchat but this is it. :3 so spoopy.

User avatar #1033 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
wtf that is spoopy, and that pic makes it look like there's nothing else around except it but I bet it looks cool in the moonlight.. there's a cemetery at the college I go to as well, it's a great place to hang out and procreate and the squirrels love to watch
User avatar #1095 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
It's in the center of a grassy circle that has a sign in front of it that says "peace garden" . The whole cemetery is really flat and boring, but this is the coolest thing. I laid there 2 nights ago on the bench and was watching the stars. It's pitch black there and you can see everything which is hella rad.

I have this image in my head of us just about to get it on and then all these animals just kinda circle around us like in snow white. Makes me feel weird.
User avatar #1212 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
i think fj capped the purple lines on us lol
User avatar #1214 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
I im'd you ;o
#1113 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
well I thought it would be romantic..

but then I saw this picture and that rabbit looks way too into it
User avatar #1123 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
It would be romantic for about 5 minutes. Then the eerie feeling of being watched would kick in and i'd start having a panic attack.

holy crap that rabbit tho. he's like 'oh fucking man - YES'
User avatar #1147 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
welp hopefully the animals are more interested in getting food and NOT into watching people bang... then again that's probly a fetish of some sort and its poor to judge someone simply on that
User avatar #1188 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
It wouldn't let me reply to the other one. -_-

I legitimately wanted to light my computer on fire when I saw that. It was one of the worst things I've ever seen (that wasn't gore or some shit).

Those animals can get their fuk somewhere else<3
User avatar #1202 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
I just couldn't believe someone would even think of that like holy hell

just fucking clean it up like a normy and NOT post it to the interwebs

speaking of animals, banging on a pelt in front of a fire like in one of those fancy movies would prob be awesome
User avatar #1165 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
Do those animals look like they're more interested in getting food or snow white? :p yeah, thought so.

I don't usually judge on fetishes, unless it's that mlp figurine in the baked cumjar. I'm totes against that.
User avatar #1172 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
oh god that cumjar thing is probly the only internet thing that caught me off guard and made me actually nauseous

oh and the animals? they're definitely interested in getting sum fuk
#950 - anon (06/20/2015) [-]
justfuckalready.png
User avatar #964 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
ayy bb u want sum fuk?

Proper sex etiquette right?
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User avatar #773 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
and you know, the tv doesn't have to be shitty..

especially if it's rick and morty
User avatar #804 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
I've never actually watched that. I don't have cable so I basically watch what's on netflix. I'd watch it.
#854 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
college in a nutshell

this and hearing loud sex noises from the R.A's every fucking weekend
User avatar #882 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
I'm not in college, but I know what you mean. I can hear my neighbors banging all the fucking time and she's REALLY loud. Either she's really easy or the dude's a magician because she screams.
User avatar #902 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
We had this one guy in the hall who made a perfect "general girl sex noise" and would just randomly scream it sometimes around random places

He did it in my room a few times and people kept asking me if I hooked up with some girl from a party lmao... but yea, curse f being a night owl I guess, I get the pleasure of hearing pretty much anyone banging through paper thin walls
User avatar #910 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
Wooooww. Are you sure those weren't just his own noises he was mimicking? :p And how do I know you didn't just hook up with him? :o Hah kidding.

Night owls are the best though. We get to watch the sunrise and sleep during the light. I love the dark.
User avatar #933 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
I feel like we would get along then, especially because we both visit fj and like the night moon>sun imo

and its ok if it was him (I said no homo just in case)
User avatar #972 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
We'd definitely get along. I also like to hang out in the cemetery next door to my house.

Oh good, you said no homo. That makes it alright. c:
User avatar #1000 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
So we can hang out in the cemetery, and then bone?

sounds like a spoopy time
#1018 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
There's this really creepy statue in it that looks like it's floating at night because of the way it's lit up. I think that'd be a great place to hang out. and yes, bone.

shitpicture via snapchat but this is it. :3 so spoopy.

User avatar #1033 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
wtf that is spoopy, and that pic makes it look like there's nothing else around except it but I bet it looks cool in the moonlight.. there's a cemetery at the college I go to as well, it's a great place to hang out and procreate and the squirrels love to watch
User avatar #1095 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
It's in the center of a grassy circle that has a sign in front of it that says "peace garden" . The whole cemetery is really flat and boring, but this is the coolest thing. I laid there 2 nights ago on the bench and was watching the stars. It's pitch black there and you can see everything which is hella rad.

I have this image in my head of us just about to get it on and then all these animals just kinda circle around us like in snow white. Makes me feel weird.
User avatar #1212 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
i think fj capped the purple lines on us lol
User avatar #1214 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
I im'd you ;o
#1113 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
well I thought it would be romantic..

but then I saw this picture and that rabbit looks way too into it
User avatar #1123 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
It would be romantic for about 5 minutes. Then the eerie feeling of being watched would kick in and i'd start having a panic attack.

holy crap that rabbit tho. he's like 'oh fucking man - YES'
User avatar #1147 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
welp hopefully the animals are more interested in getting food and NOT into watching people bang... then again that's probly a fetish of some sort and its poor to judge someone simply on that
User avatar #1188 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
It wouldn't let me reply to the other one. -_-

I legitimately wanted to light my computer on fire when I saw that. It was one of the worst things I've ever seen (that wasn't gore or some shit).

Those animals can get their fuk somewhere else<3
User avatar #1202 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
I just couldn't believe someone would even think of that like holy hell

just fucking clean it up like a normy and NOT post it to the interwebs

speaking of animals, banging on a pelt in front of a fire like in one of those fancy movies would prob be awesome
User avatar #1165 - ayevanity (06/20/2015) [-]
Do those animals look like they're more interested in getting food or snow white? :p yeah, thought so.

I don't usually judge on fetishes, unless it's that mlp figurine in the baked cumjar. I'm totes against that.
User avatar #1172 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
oh god that cumjar thing is probly the only internet thing that caught me off guard and made me actually nauseous

oh and the animals? they're definitely interested in getting sum fuk
#950 - anon (06/20/2015) [-]
justfuckalready.png
User avatar #964 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
ayy bb u want sum fuk?

Proper sex etiquette right?
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User avatar #758 - xkaijux (06/20/2015) [-]
Welcome to The Internet. Where the Futa is Good-a. The ladies have balls, the gents don't, and the only people getting laid on FJ are liars and scoundrels. Of all the places on The Internet that want to be Tortuga, this place comes the closest...in the Veggie Tales pirates kind of way.
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User avatar #598 - trojanmannn (06/20/2015) [-]
you act like you think thats a bad thing
User avatar #576 - foxdragon (06/20/2015) [-]
best motto
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#251 - jenniferswine (06/20/2015) [-]
touche and it's not like I have the most femine face I pinky promise I'm not a trap
User avatar #276 - whitehawk (06/20/2015) [-]
Don't worry I believe you, just gotta be careful..

this is the internet, where beautiful women sometimes have balls and get boners
User avatar #758 - xkaijux (06/20/2015) [-]
Welcome to The Internet. Where the Futa is Good-a. The ladies have balls, the gents don't, and the only people getting laid on FJ are liars and scoundrels. Of all the places on The Internet that want to be Tortuga, this place comes the closest...in the Veggie Tales pirates kind of way.
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User avatar #598 - trojanmannn (06/20/2015) [-]
you act like you think thats a bad thing
User avatar #576 - foxdragon (06/20/2015) [-]
best motto

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i have sexual preference change
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implying i'm a >gay
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truth.
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why the HECK did he do that. I'm sure you're a nice person. Go you.
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there there
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thnx bb
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did he have a beard?
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only the burliest
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