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Date Signed Up:1/27/2011
Last Login:12/28/2014
Location:Eugene OR
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    thank mr skeltal thank mr skeltal
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#5060332 - you guys think 500 pet crates would be enough to score some of…  [+] (3 new replies) 40 minutes ago on Play items +2
User avatar #5060336 - hotpost (32 minutes ago) [-]
yesi
User avatar #5060334 - playerdous (40 minutes ago) [-]
yes
User avatar #5060333 - donor (40 minutes ago) [-]
ye
#5060324 - i ******* came back to items for one reason … 48 minutes ago on Play items +2
#5060305 - >.> 1 hour ago on Play items +2
#5060302 - but you could call it the fudge sundae D: jk th… 1 hour ago on Play items +3
#5060298 - Not as pretty as this though jk loved the queen  [+] (2 new replies) 1 hour ago on Play items +3
User avatar #5060299 - retrochris, glorious item creator (1 hour ago) [-]
dude I'm not going to add another food item because of a joke going for half a day...
this is just flooding the database with trash.... there's banana badge (10k bananas) and poo badge (10k poo) and loads of other combos, those two items have more than enough use...
User avatar #5060302 - whitehawk (1 hour ago) [-]
but you could call it the fudge sundae D:

jk tho i understand lol
#5060278 - or maybe it's all in your head 1 hour ago on Play items +3
#5060244 - because we give value to these objects and they make us feel g… 1 hour ago on Play items +3
#5060230 - :/ 2 hours ago on Play items +2
#5060228 - wut.png  [+] (10 new replies) 2 hours ago on Play items +2
User avatar #5060235 - donor (2 hours ago) [-]
some people don't know what horse diarrhea is used for soa voting isn't really the best thing for those :•0
funnyjunk.com/items/5059592#5059592
User avatar #5060238 - playerdous (2 hours ago) [-]
In this case you're misleading, there have existed at least 120 diarrhea by this point.
User avatar #5060240 - donor (2 hours ago) [-]
oh ye didn't think about that :p
User avatar #5060241 - playerdous (2 hours ago) [-]
144, still should be increased slightly
User avatar #5060233 - caucasianblackbear (2 hours ago) [-]
I'm indifferent about the first one but glad the second one didn't change.
User avatar #5060234 - playerdous (2 hours ago) [-]
1st doesn't change much if you've got a decent memory.
I voted no on the 2nd. I think extra diarrhea should come from craftables.
User avatar #5060236 - donor (2 hours ago) [-]
I agree on making them craftable but I still think they are too rare now
User avatar #5060239 - playerdous (2 hours ago) [-]
I think it should involve the nightmare pony and some large amount of unused foods (nothing that's got a badge)
If only "taco bell" was an item.
User avatar #5060230 - whitehawk (2 hours ago) [-]

:/
#234 - that and I really dont know what i want, still figuring out a …  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on whitehawk's profile 0
User avatar #235 - donor (3 hours ago) [-]
ok thanks

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#232 - donor (3 hours ago) [-]
what do you want for these?
User avatar #234 to #232 - whitehawk (3 hours ago) [-]
that and I really dont know what i want, still figuring out a direction to pursue
User avatar #235 to #234 - donor (3 hours ago) [-]
ok thanks
User avatar #233 to #232 - whitehawk (3 hours ago) [-]
hmm for now im just hoarding, But if i get more ill sell to you (i like dealing in bulk)

i know your collecting this stuff so dont worry ill keep 4 you
#230 - awomanscorned (14 hours ago) [-]
hey, it's pyrain
sorry it took me so long to do your chests for you. Here's what you got
User avatar #231 to #230 - whitehawk (14 hours ago) [-]
oh thanks a bunch no prob
User avatar #227 - sweetkixx (12/26/2014) [-]
Would you be interested in trading some of your scribes?
pyrain
User avatar #229 to #227 - pyrain (12/26/2014) [-]
yes, please! Help me<3
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User avatar #226 - stash (12/26/2014) [-]
that wasnt much pick something else if you really want something
User avatar #222 - flaviennealienne (11/10/2014) [-]
I enjoyed your use of the word taxidermist. 5 Stars
User avatar #223 to #222 - whitehawk (11/10/2014) [-]
It was just my duty to hop on the bandwagon ;)
User avatar #215 - soopergrover (09/22/2014) [-]
whitehawk
User avatar #216 to #215 - whitehawk (09/22/2014) [-]
soopergrover
User avatar #217 to #216 - soopergrover (09/22/2014) [-]
haven't talked to you in forever bby

wassup
User avatar #218 to #217 - whitehawk (09/22/2014) [-]
Just being a CIS white male as usual getting ready to go to college

(which i don't meet requirements for any scholarships because i am *ahem* a CIS white male and i check my privilege daily)

but im smurt so i got some anyway cuz #ACTscoresofftheshizam
User avatar #219 to #218 - soopergrover (09/22/2014) [-]
oh gross, why am i talking to you then, cis scum

nah jk, sounds bretty gool dude. congrats and good luck with that!
User avatar #220 to #219 - whitehawk (09/22/2014) [-]
thanks duude

or should I say

thank mr skeltal
#221 to #220 - soopergrover (09/22/2014) [-]
ayy lmao

no prob brah
User avatar #213 - whitehawk (03/25/2014) [-]
**whitehawk rolls 5**
User avatar #214 to #213 - whitehawk (03/25/2014) [-]
**whitehawk rolls 8**
User avatar #211 - articuno (08/24/2013) [-]
Do you collect pets?
User avatar #212 to #211 - whitehawk (08/24/2013) [-]
not really, rare ones yes
#209 - countmorgan ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
You have been removed from whitehawk's friends
User avatar #210 to #209 - whitehawk (08/19/2013) [-]
you never accepted so i was resending it
User avatar #204 - soopergrover (07/16/2013) [-]
whitehawk
#208 to #207 - soopergrover (08/15/2013) [-]
My feelings for you = infinite <33 xoxo
User avatar #199 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
How many badges for all iron & runic ore ?
User avatar #200 to #199 - khl (06/01/2013) [-]
whitehawk ?
User avatar #201 to #200 - whitehawk (06/01/2013) [-]
o **** hi there. I have no idea bro.. but i have a *******
User avatar #202 to #201 - khl (06/01/2013) [-]
you selling FJ points aswell ?
User avatar #203 to #202 - whitehawk (06/01/2013) [-]
i'd like to keep those, just cuz i dont really have that many
User avatar #198 - thekillerwalrus (05/22/2013) [-]
Only have 6 badges, but do I have anything else you may be interested in for some raw gems?
User avatar #193 - welcomebacktoclass (05/19/2013) [-]
Is 15 badges per token good for you?
User avatar #194 to #193 - whitehawk (05/19/2013) [-]
actually nothing against you.. but i think i wanna save em until i get 100..

sorry about that
User avatar #189 - nippuhl (05/18/2013) [-]
can i buy your tokens
if so what are you looking for
User avatar #190 to #189 - whitehawk (05/18/2013) [-]
badges/rares

more so badges tho
User avatar #191 to #190 - nippuhl (05/18/2013) [-]
oh ok
i don't have any oop
User avatar #186 - turva (05/18/2013) [-]
clould you sell your rits i really need them or i will lose a trade
User avatar #187 to #186 - whitehawk (05/18/2013) [-]
do u have badges?
User avatar #188 to #187 - turva (05/18/2013) [-]
i sell all but them :/
User avatar #192 to #188 - whitehawk (05/18/2013) [-]
hehehe uhh.. well unfortunately thats all im really buing atm
User avatar #180 - HardyUndertook (05/18/2013) [-]
the list for non takeables are gems, dragons and dragon food
User avatar #181 to #180 - whitehawk (05/18/2013) [-]
ok thanks for clearing that up, i didnt wanna be a dick and take all your most valuable stuff,, accept is that headless horseman ok?
User avatar #183 to #181 - HardyUndertook (05/18/2013) [-]
picked yet? waiting on you so i can play more games
User avatar #184 to #183 - whitehawk (05/18/2013) [-]
yea sorry, internet problem
User avatar #185 to #184 - HardyUndertook (05/18/2013) [-]
its all good
User avatar #182 to #181 - HardyUndertook (05/18/2013) [-]
u can only not have gems, dragons, dragon food and text items...i new there was one moer...if u want headless horseman u can have
User avatar #174 - laspussy (05/17/2013) [-]
how much would your nazi gold cost in badges?
User avatar #175 to #174 - whitehawk (05/17/2013) [-]
uhh.. i dunno, whatever's fair i guess
User avatar #172 - sexymossantamby (05/16/2013) [-]
selling your special diamonds for rits?
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