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#23 - You should play MtG with your friends, then. It's incredibly f…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2015 on D&D +1
User avatar #62 - RipperMan (01/13/2015) [-]
more expensive though.

i play both, mom wonders where my money is.
#10308658 - So, this girl made her birthday a public "event" on …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2015 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10308681 - thedarkestrogue (01/13/2015) [-]
jesus christ, shes going to get raped for her birthday
#117 - I'm currently using an Android phone, but goddamn, Windows Pho… 01/04/2015 on Shots fired 0
#2 - Well, she does look good, even though she's a bit chubby.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2015 on High-Five +1
User avatar #3 - playercz (01/03/2015) [-]
she looks like she might have wide hips
User avatar #14 - otherothersparker (01/04/2015) [-]
wide body
#133 - Hey, admin, what Linux distro do you use on your servers? 01/03/2015 on tf2 server test +1
#24 - install gentoo 01/02/2015 on So You Have Bought a New... 0
#33 - I was at my girlfriend's place, played some dota 2, watched so… 01/01/2015 on Happy new years faggots 0
#48 - goat sex  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on roxima's profile 0
#49 - roxima (12/29/2014) [-]
#46 - Profilul tau mi-a amintit ceva ce nu vroiam sa-mi amintesc. Al…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2014 on roxima's profile 0
User avatar #47 - roxima (12/29/2014) [-]
I know, right? Best text color! Ce te-a facut sa-ti amintesti?
User avatar #48 - whiplasher (12/29/2014) [-]
goat sex
#49 - roxima (12/29/2014) [-]
#95 - Yeah I'm pretty cool.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on whiplasher's profile 0
#96 - roxima (12/29/2014) [-]
#52 - are you kidding or what How is 3's combat any similar…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Deathclaw nest, maybe? 0
User avatar #90 - Shramin (12/29/2014) [-]
Fallout 3's damage is based on dice roll, not physical aim unlike vegas.
In fact Fallout 3 uses a similar damage system to 1 and 2, except modified for first person combat without pause. Vegas has a different, direct aim damage model, where the only time Dice roll comes into play is when you use t he VATS.
#107 - That's true. 12/29/2014 on This gonna be good 0
#72 - That's a good explanation. Thanks! 12/28/2014 on Accurate of europe 0
#4 - Wait, Hungary gets a flag and Romania doesn't? Even though it'…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/27/2014 on Accurate of europe +8
#61 - ptrofelski (12/28/2014) [-]
Would like to point out that only EU member states have flags here - non-EU European countries do not. And while yes, Romania, Bulgaria, and Croatia ought to have flags here because they are EU member states, this image is from 2006.......
#72 - whiplasher (12/28/2014) [-]
That's a good explanation. Thanks!
User avatar #50 - myfourthaccount (12/27/2014) [-]
At least its not Albania, it's literally just a blank spot on that map.

kinda fitting I suppose, barely anyone knows about us

User avatar #17 - pajsor (12/27/2014) [-]
A very good chunk of Romania used to be Hungary.
#51 - dawggz (12/27/2014) [-]
Lel, get your facts straight. Gesta Hungarorum is just a fucking load of crap proven over and over again.
I'll even give you the source: Robert Roesler had that theory and was disproven by many historical streams (starting from Trophaeum Traiani on). We even have letters from the year 980 proving the ownage of the area of Transylvania , Romanian County and Moldavia as being a one big country.
We had the Vlaho-Bulgarian Czarat which again proves our links to both north and south of the Danubian river, we have years of holding up the Ottoman Empire in Tara Romaneasca and Transylvania so that you wouldn't be speaking a language heavily influenced by Turkish.
You dare come into MY domain with false claims?
#73 - pajsor (12/28/2014) [-]
It's just a historical fact m8. Look at the map of the Kingdom of Hungary.

Also if you looked to my profile you would figure out that i am from Serbia. We got Vojvodina, so that's nice I guess. But the same thing we did to deserve Vojvodina, Albanians did to Kosovo. And if Vojvodina and Kosovo happened, why wouldn't Romania give independence to Székely or whatever it's called. Well at least you didn't recognize Kosovo.

As far as the ethnic composition of the Panonian plain ("Hungary") in the past, no one can tell. No one even knows precisely where Hungarians even came from. Their language is a fucking mess. I don't know how much of it is influenced by Turkish.
Serbian is influenced by Turkish, true, but it's not really noticeable. But we protected Europe from the Turks here.

As far as Romania in the past goes nobody gives a shit, look at how big Serbian Empire used to be ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serbian_Empire ), we cannot possibly claim all those lands. What matters it current ethnic composition.

And when I said that a good part of Romania used to be Hungary, I was referring to the Hungarian Kingdom (part of Austria-Hungary) which ruled Romania for a long time, until relatively recently.

User avatar #40 - BerserkerMushroom (12/27/2014) [-]
keep dreaming
#16 - Absolute Madman (12/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, well, if Europe was a house Romania would be the toilet.
User avatar #11 - HarvietheDinkle (12/27/2014) [-]
looks like they're hungary for power
#7 - Absolute Madman (12/27/2014) [-]
HAHA filthy peasants!
#6 - Absolute Madman (12/27/2014) [-]
Norwegia, Croatia and Bulgaria didn't get the flag...

So don't cry you hairy-feet-bit­chas­s-nigga
#3 - & Knuckles  [+] (3 new replies) 12/27/2014 on Knuckles & Knuckles +248
User avatar #26 - dbzfourlife (12/28/2014) [-]
with knucles
#19 - zombietronexe (12/27/2014) [-]
#4 - pkmnexplain (12/27/2014) [-]
#33 - mincraft vry cool 12/27/2014 on Read desc. pls help +1
#49 - I got a 710$ dollar laptop. This was my my 18th birthday prese…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2014 on After seeing posts lately 0
User avatar #50 - derpwolf (12/27/2014) [-]
I only got one gift from my family. My mom paid to have something framed for me. It was the most disappointing gift ever.
Have fun with your new laptop.
#21 - That game sucks balls tho.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2014 on Zap Motherfucker +2
User avatar #24 - catburglarpenis (12/27/2014) [-]
Comedy = Infinite

What I'm trying to say is, I agree.
#207 - **whiplasher used "*roll 3, cah answer*"** **whiplasher rol… 12/27/2014 on He deserved it +2
#205 - **whiplasher used "*roll cah question*"** **whiplasher roll…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2014 on He deserved it 0
User avatar #207 - whiplasher (12/27/2014) [-]
**whiplasher used "*roll 3, cah answer*"**
**whiplasher rolls Shapeshifters.**
**whiplasher rolls Swiftly achieving orgasm.**
**whiplasher rolls A Christmas stocking full of coleslaw.**
#1131883 - Hold on, you double ****** . CS:GO is definately superio… 12/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1131866 - Graphics, mainly. Get CS:GO. More player, better graphics, bet…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1131870 - desacabose (12/23/2014) [-]
"Be sure to get the special edition of Battlefield 5 it has better graphics, plus new and improved micro-transactions "
User avatar #1131884 - tylosaurus (12/23/2014) [-]
Gameplay-wise, CS:GO is better.
User avatar #1131883 - whiplasher (12/23/2014) [-]
Hold on, you double nigger. CS:GO is definately superior to the others in the series, if we take down our nostalgia glasses. It ain't just better graphics...and the micro-transactions aren't in any way needed to play the game, they can be ignored entirely.
#303 - hey dude, I came from the future to tell you to go **** … 12/22/2014 on Video Game Trivia 12: Fan... 0
#176 - Wait, hold on. Dragonforce is a great bad. A Dance of … 12/21/2014 on Steal his look: joshlol +2
#26 - I don't really like that game. But thank you for the offer. 12/19/2014 on Played it a bit,and decided.. 0


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#97 - papafrank (02/25/2015) [-]
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#98 to #97 - whiplasher (02/26/2015) [-]
fake ass busta
fake ass busta
#93 - roxima (12/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #95 to #93 - whiplasher (12/29/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm pretty cool.
User avatar #94 to #93 - roxima (12/29/2014) [-]
Brb, editing my profile!
#89 - Absolute Madman (04/02/2014) [-]
You seem to love stalking people
User avatar #90 to #89 - whiplasher (04/02/2014) [-]
Do I?

Explain, pls.
#91 to #90 - Absolute Madman (04/02/2014) [-]
That or you enjoy thumbing people down for no reason.
User avatar #92 to #91 - whiplasher (04/02/2014) [-]
Oh, that's true. I got angry by a brony and I decided to thumb down people on the brony board. It's quite relaxing, although worthless and puerile.
User avatar #78 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]

Betcha don't.
User avatar #79 to #78 - whiplasher (12/16/2013) [-]
Yep. You're the norwegian who moved to England, and had social problems. How are you, by the way?
User avatar #80 to #79 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
I'm **** ! I couldn't handle uni so I moved back!
User avatar #81 to #80 - whiplasher (12/16/2013) [-]
Damn! What are you gonna do now?
#82 to #81 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
Try to get an appointment with the doctors.
User avatar #83 to #82 - whiplasher (12/16/2013) [-]
That's unlucky. At least it's better in your home country, right?
User avatar #84 to #83 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
I suppose.
User avatar #85 to #84 - whiplasher (12/16/2013) [-]
Heh, at the moment I'm listening to a norwegian song. Sorgens Kammer - Del II, by Dimmu Borgir. What does Sorgens Kammer mean?
User avatar #86 to #85 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
Chamber of Sorrows.
User avatar #87 to #86 - whiplasher (12/16/2013) [-]
Cool stuff.
User avatar #88 to #87 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
I guess.
User avatar #77 - ninegagleader (11/09/2013) [-]
I couldn't reply to the earlier thread, but oh well! It's alright, I was asking for it pretty much. Welp, Dracula might not be what he used to be, but the legend lives on! And yes, vodka and spurdo are the finnish culture in a nutshell.
User avatar #75 - pvtgoblin (10/08/2013) [-]
Hey there, I saw your comments on that post with the guy with an MW3 hat and...jesus christ these people. It physically hurt to see that.I feel for you, bro.
User avatar #76 to #75 - whiplasher (10/08/2013) [-]
Heh, thanks, mate. It's a good idea to atleast try to be more kind and accepting.
User avatar #60 - xxkittypowaxx (09/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #61 to #60 - whiplasher (09/24/2013) [-]
so we ******* or what
User avatar #63 to #61 - xxkittypowaxx (09/24/2013) [-]
all night long

User avatar #64 to #63 - whiplasher (09/24/2013) [-]
I can go all night, love.
User avatar #65 to #64 - xxkittypowaxx (09/24/2013) [-]
my anus is prepared
User avatar #66 to #65 - whiplasher (09/25/2013) [-]
mine too

we take turns
User avatar #67 to #66 - xxkittypowaxx (09/25/2013) [-]
This is gonna be the best night ever.
User avatar #68 to #67 - whiplasher (09/25/2013) [-]
Yes. I will let you ravage me.
User avatar #69 to #68 - xxkittypowaxx (09/25/2013) [-]
Babe, i want you to fill me up.
User avatar #70 to #69 - whiplasher (09/25/2013) [-]
Both holes. Mine too.
User avatar #71 to #70 - xxkittypowaxx (09/25/2013) [-]
I hope you can Deep Throat ;3.
User avatar #72 to #71 - whiplasher (09/25/2013) [-]
We'll have to see ;3
User avatar #73 to #72 - xxkittypowaxx (09/25/2013) [-]
Let's get straight to it then <3
User avatar #74 to #73 - whiplasher (09/25/2013) [-]

#23 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, sorry. I didn't do anything today...
User avatar #44 to #23 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Yep. There are some theories that the Illuminati are gonna force him to be reborn as the Star Child, with a new body and more power, but what they want to do is illegal in the Imperium. From what I remember, they want to kill the descendants of the Emperor in some kind of sacrifical ritual and give the Emperor a new body. Of course, these are just theories.
User avatar #45 to #44 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Yep, and then there's the sensei or something solution which was more or less the same thing I think. Collecting the Emperors sons and sacrificing him so that he can be reborn.
User avatar #46 to #45 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh, yeah, I think I might've mixed things. Anyway, to be honest, out of all the gods in the Warhammer 40k universe, I like Slaanesh and the C'tan the best. Slaanesh is wicked cool, in my opinion, and the C'tan are just overpowered.
User avatar #47 to #46 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Slaanesh is coolest(also a user here on FJ) and the C'tan can be killed and **** like that though, well at least severely weakened.

I like Tzeentch a lot.
User avatar #48 to #47 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Tzeentch is alright, but I don't really think of him as a Chaos God. Sure, he lives in the Warp, but he is not necessarily evil, he is just...bored, twisting fates and all that. I like Khorne the least, because he is just a generic chaotic evil, in my opinion. Nurgle is cool. the second best Chaos God for me, mainly because his daemons look sick(literally) and he is like a father figure for his followes.
User avatar #49 to #48 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Nah man Tzeentch is my second favourite followed by Nurgle close after.

Khorne is just boring as **** so he can bugger off.
User avatar #50 to #49 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Do you play any of the Dawn of War games?
User avatar #51 to #50 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I have both Dawn of War games but I probably could only barely run DoW 1 on this laptop.
User avatar #52 to #51 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Since Dawn of War II (well, Retribution) is dissapointing, it's not a problem. My favorite DoW race are the Tau and the Space Nuns. Yours?
User avatar #53 to #52 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
>Space Nuns

Sisters of Battle I would presume.

Imperial Guard because I can run my enemies over with my tank.
User avatar #54 to #53 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
I like the iGuards too, but the Space Nuns totally devastate them (of course, in my humble opinion). Since the Nuns' weaponry are mostly based on flamers, and since iG's have low morale, their squads would break with ease. And their vehicles are no match for the Celestians, which absolutely murder pretty much any armor (wel, probably not a Baneblade).
User avatar #55 to #54 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I usually just wait around and build up strong defences until Baneblade is available and then I spearhed with it and have Leman Russ's and Bassies backing me up whilst sending millions of guardsmen to their death just to draw fire and get rid of the more annoying enemies the Baneblade shouldn't focus on. I usually send a tech priest or two with the bane.
User avatar #56 to #55 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
When things like these happen I usually harass my enemy like crazy, focusing on destryoing a building at a time.

I wish I could play Dark Eldars, since I find them so damn cool, but I really can't, I get my arse kicked every time I play DE.
User avatar #57 to #56 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I haven't played the game too much to be honest.

I prefer the Total War series. Now Creative Assembly might make a Warhammer game since they have the licence.
User avatar #58 to #57 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm really excited about that. I hope it'll be a Warhammer 40k game, not a Warhammer Fantasy game, since I know pretty much nothing about that.

I tried getting into the Total War series, I triec Rome, Napoleon, Shogun 2 and Rome, but I just can't get used to them. I'm more into 4x games, like Europa Universalis 4, which I find amazing.

Anyway, nice talking to you, mate. But I'm gonna go to sleep, I'm tired. Good luck and have fun tomorrow!
User avatar #59 to #58 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I think they'll do a Warhammer fantasy first because it's the easiest for them to do.

Ah yes, I love the EU games and especially this new one. Crusader Kings 2 is pretty good and so is Victoria 2.

Ok... bye...
User avatar #24 to #23 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Awww, mate. It's okay, it doesn't have to start that fast. Nobody in the kitchen today?
#25 to #24 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm sorry... I didn't go to the kitchen... I don't feel the need to go somewhere I can't do anything.... I have to go to the city tomorrow.... it's scary because my hometown only had like a thousand people living in it and now there's over 200 thousand people around me.
User avatar #26 to #25 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh, mate. You really shouldn't apologise to me.

Also, big cities can be intimidating, I that's true, but they're not so bad! Why are you going for?
User avatar #27 to #26 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I need to get plates and cutlery...
User avatar #28 to #27 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
I understand. You should try postponing this thing, because the lack of plates and cutlery might give you a reason to get in that kitchen, you know, to borrow some!

Still, I'm glad you remembered that promise. It might be a small improvement!
User avatar #29 to #28 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
No I need the plates and cutlery to actually have a good reason to go into the kitchen.
User avatar #30 to #29 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry then! Good! Motivation!
User avatar #31 to #30 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Yeah... I just have to go into town alone...
User avatar #32 to #31 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
It's not that bad, honestly, I do it all the time. Sure, there are a lot of people, which can be intimidating, but a pair of headphones in your ears and a playlist of your favorite songs and all those people couldn't matter less!
User avatar #33 to #32 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I don't have headphones...
User avatar #34 to #33 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
No biggie, What I'm saying is that it's easy to get distracted and ignore the ocean of people passing by. I usually try to think of stories, mostly regarding Warhammer 40k fanfic.
#35 to #34 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I see...

I often try to dream myself away from this world and into another character... a girl or woman of some importance...
User avatar #36 to #35 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Whatever works for you, mate. I've been to London once, and I can say it's a fairly nice place. I assume you'll go to Brighton (from what I remember, and I suppose that's a city) and I suppose it shouldn't be too different!
User avatar #37 to #36 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Yeah but I'm not used to cities at all since Norway basically doesn't have cities.

I like the Imperial Guard better than Astartes.
User avatar #38 to #37 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
It's alright, not that hard to get used to the city, I believe!

Can't say the same, since I like the Novamarines very much, but I do like Imperial Guard too. Although, lorewise, the Dark Eldars are my favorite.
User avatar #39 to #38 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
It might be.

Novamarines? Can't say I've heard of them. Never read 40k fic nor codex either just on the Internet.
User avatar #40 to #39 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Good luck, and, who knows, you might have fun!

They are derived from the Ultramarines. I read a few books and comics based on Warhammer 40k, but most of my W40k knowledge comes from Lexicanum and Warhammeer 40k Wiki.
User avatar #41 to #40 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]

Same for me about 40k lore. I wish the Emperor hadn't gone ahead and got himself in a coma.
User avatar #42 to #41 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Well, weren't for Him, Horus and his gang of evil-doers would've done much more damage to the Imperium. He wanted to end it once and for all, before things would get out of hand, even though that nearly killed Him.
User avatar #43 to #42 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I know I know. It's just a shame that he is in a coma. With the Emperor alive the Imperium wouldn't be in a state of decline.
#19 - lesmiserables (07/28/2013) [-]
Need more Latvia jokes!
User avatar #20 to #19 - whiplasher (07/28/2013) [-]
To be honest, I didn't make them. But now that I saw that people like them, I will make more.
#21 to #20 - lesmiserables (07/28/2013) [-]
You have very good hard thank you
User avatar #18 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
What is your profile name from, might I ask?
User avatar #62 to #18 - whiplasher (09/24/2013) [-]
I didn't really take it from something, I just thought of it and it looks cool. And I like whips and BSDM kinky stuff.
User avatar #5 - konradkurze (05/06/2013) [-]
had power but lost it
poor as ****
makes do with scavenging
still fights hard in wars with minimal equipment

Romania are the Crimson Fists
User avatar #6 to #5 - whiplasher (05/06/2013) [-]
Are you kidding me? I friggin' love the Crimson Fists! They are one of my favorite chapters, my favorite being the Novamarines.
User avatar #7 to #6 - konradkurze (05/06/2013) [-]
Whiplasher, Crimson Fists Captain 7th company Assault Marines
wear your rank with pride
User avatar #8 to #7 - whiplasher (05/06/2013) [-]
Well ain't that just dandy. I'd better get a terminator armor too.
User avatar #9 to #8 - konradkurze (05/07/2013) [-]
reminds me of a way to abuse rules

technically theres no rule saying someone cant have terminator armour AND a jump pack
ill have to check points costs, but if things are affordable, technically you could have your commander wearing terminator armor for 2+ save, wearing a jump pack for 12" normal move, and riding a bike for 12" assault move....so move 24" a turn really
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