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whiplasher

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Date Signed Up:9/02/2011
Last Login:7/27/2016
Location:Romania
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#3336 - Picture 05/14/2016 on Where will you be reborn? 0
#3335 - **whiplasher used "*roll 1, 001-100*"** **whiplasher rolls 063**  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2016 on Where will you be reborn? 0
#3336 - whiplasher (05/14/2016) [-]
#11 - All-Star Superman Suicide Squad Vol 4 Batman - The Ret… 05/09/2016 on Some Comic Arcs you might... +1
#56 - Picture 04/29/2016 on jump to the chandelier you... +7
#11 - There are many incarnations of the Joker. Some of them are sim… 04/28/2016 on He would make a great joker +20
#6 - Now I wake up and have to go to work.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/03/2016 on Graduate +25
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#8 - thechosentroll (04/03/2016) [-]
Yeah, but you actually get something in return for having to wake up every morning.
#19 - dameush (04/04/2016) [-]
is it worth it?
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#20 - sedativechunk (04/04/2016) [-]
Gee, having income, a life, being able to afford a car and nice things, I... I don't know!
#21 - dameush (04/04/2016) [-]
you can afford things? must be nice.
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#7 - dreygur (04/03/2016) [-]
The paychecks, though
#10 - I'm sorry if I seem elitist, but for me a die hard DC fan is s…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2016 on The room vs B v S +1
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#11 - mcdonaldsexplain (03/28/2016) [-]
No, I completely get where you're comming from. But I never thought we'd actually get the iconic heros we've been waiting for, zach has to put his own spin on it and all that crap. But in the universe he's making I can see how these characters work.

batman does kill but I find it pretty alright, it's not like he's never killed before. Its just more prominent to do it now. Only thing im worried about is if batman kills, robin is dead and they are doing the red hood story...why. batman will kill joker,rted hood would just join back up. And many people have started calling batman a pussy, if you dont kill them they'll kill more, well folks here you go.

We agree the whose martha ordeal was stupid as shit

And this entire movie is a setup for justice league part 1, so we'll probably see major changes.
#8 - Actually, DC fans, like me, complained about how horribly wron…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/28/2016 on The room vs B v S +2
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#9 - mcdonaldsexplain (03/28/2016) [-]
As a die hard dc fan myself, I liked how batman was portrayed. Years of being batman have messed with him, turning good men cruel.he's at the end of his rope. He believes everything he's done upto this point was useless, and protecting the world from this superman is the one thing that will matter. And will do it at any cost. But the reason they stopped fighting was really stupid.

They blended the dark knight returns, the death of superman, flashpoint paradox, and a few other stories and came up with this. If you cant get past the few changes they made with the characters I can see how you would not like the movie, but im interested in where they are going.
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#10 - whiplasher (03/28/2016) [-]
I'm sorry if I seem elitist, but for me a die hard DC fan is synonymous to avid comic reader, and you read the comics, it'd be impossible not to see how out of place this portrayal of Batman was.

Branding people? He is the most firm believer in the justice system, he believes that all criminals can redeem himself, but this Batman just brands them and leaves them to die in prison (I'm sure he knew full well that branded criminals were killed in prison). He even used a pistol (it was a dream, true, but still) and let many people die, even though he didn't kill them himself. There's also the fact that Batman is amazingly stupid in the movie, simply throwing away the kryptonite spear he worked so hard for. And I think this is the first Batman story where he isn't the voice of reason, the most calculated and logical guy in the story, instead, he just wants to pummel Supes, stopping just because the dude said Martha (and he could have said it long before he got smashed the fuck out)
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#11 - mcdonaldsexplain (03/28/2016) [-]
No, I completely get where you're comming from. But I never thought we'd actually get the iconic heros we've been waiting for, zach has to put his own spin on it and all that crap. But in the universe he's making I can see how these characters work.

batman does kill but I find it pretty alright, it's not like he's never killed before. Its just more prominent to do it now. Only thing im worried about is if batman kills, robin is dead and they are doing the red hood story...why. batman will kill joker,rted hood would just join back up. And many people have started calling batman a pussy, if you dont kill them they'll kill more, well folks here you go.

We agree the whose martha ordeal was stupid as shit

And this entire movie is a setup for justice league part 1, so we'll probably see major changes.
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