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#68 - A friend of mine preordered Aliens:Colonial Marines. 06/11/2014 on I approve of this 0
#113 - I'm gonna give you my 2 cents. I'll probably get a lot of shit… 06/11/2014 on Hitler flirting with Eva... +3
#270 - Oh, my mistake. But how is animation going downhill? The lates…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #271 - icameforthepron (06/11/2014) [-]
Pretty face superman...need I say more?
#77 - Opera is fuckin' god tier, you plebs. 06/10/2014 on if browsers were guns 0
#266 - I don't know, the Dark Knight movies were god tier. I haven't …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #269 - icameforthepron (06/11/2014) [-]
Why I said "consistently" Dark Knight series broke the mold.
User avatar #270 - whiplasher (06/11/2014) [-]
Oh, my mistake. But how is animation going downhill? The latest DC animations I've seen were Justice League:War and the Flashpoint Paradox, and they both were very good!
User avatar #271 - icameforthepron (06/11/2014) [-]
Pretty face superman...need I say more?
#52 - I'm a DC fan. I personally think the Avengers movie was really…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/09/2014 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #144 - icameforthepron (06/09/2014) [-]
I love DC, but for fucks sake...they can't consistently make good live action movies and it pisses me off. Also the animation seems to be going downhill which SUCKS because DC animation was always the best.
User avatar #266 - whiplasher (06/10/2014) [-]
I don't know, the Dark Knight movies were god tier. I haven't see the new Man of Steel movie though.
User avatar #269 - icameforthepron (06/11/2014) [-]
Why I said "consistently" Dark Knight series broke the mold.
User avatar #270 - whiplasher (06/11/2014) [-]
Oh, my mistake. But how is animation going downhill? The latest DC animations I've seen were Justice League:War and the Flashpoint Paradox, and they both were very good!
User avatar #271 - icameforthepron (06/11/2014) [-]
Pretty face superman...need I say more?
User avatar #95 - mostlyshits (06/09/2014) [-]
The problem is that like 80 percent of DC movies are fucking terrible
Marvel has pumped out pretty good movies tho.
Still DC master race.
#69 - marvelboytwo (06/09/2014) [-]
D.c. is filled with one dimensional characters and have no interesting characters. It does have the greatest super villain of all time, the joker, but that's about it. Marvel has relatable characters who have real problems and the stories that Marvel produce are actually interesting and stays relatable in a contemporary setting. But that's just my opinion.
User avatar #72 - dezzka (06/09/2014) [-]
Not 1D characters, but stereotypical characters. When people think of a superhero, they think of some one that look exactly like or think of Superman himself. When I hear monster, I think of an ugly mindless being wanting to kill and looks like a mummy or Frankenstein. That's exactly what DC is because it's so iconic and original people can think of something straight away when they hear a general statement like "superhero". But that's just how I view it.
#118 - pariahlol (06/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, but the thing is, that's boring. It's just a stereotype and it's been done so much we all know it forwards and backwards. There's not much room for innovation there.
User avatar #133 - dezzka (06/09/2014) [-]
It's boring to think of Superman when you here the word superhero?
#135 - pariahlol (06/09/2014) [-]
No, sorry I should have specified. It's boring to read his story or watch his movies, because while he is the stereotypical hero that we all think of, there isn't much to him. He doesn't feel real, and we can't connect to him, as opposed to a character like Spiderman. In fact, I think Spider-man is more of a hero, because he was just a normal person who chose to use his powers to be a hero, learning what it means to be a hero as he goes a long (which i think his new movies do a great job of displaying, unrelated thought sorry)
User avatar #157 - dezzka (06/09/2014) [-]
But don't every person or thing in these universes always have a choice? Like Dr. Manhattan doesn't do shit because he's a god and is wise enough not to interfere with human history, but you can say he is a hero also just because he's powerful and saves a few lives. Each hero has a back story, and since Superman was made about 80 years ago and is so original it seem people like you don't appeal to it as much and want innovation or new heroes because literally, he is old, and is now boring to you.
The movies, animated movies, and shows have a good enough story to keep up those old heroes. Which shows and movies have you watched?
#256 - pariahlol (06/10/2014) [-]
No, it isn't because he is old. Spiderman is just as old, if not older. Heres one way to phrase it. The DC heroes aren't human. Despite many of them actually being human, they don't act like it. They act like a whole other level, and they don't have actual human struggles. (Batman is the exception). Marvel characters are more human, down to earth, relatable. It is next to impossible to relate to Superman on anything more than minor details, but when it comes to Spider-man he is extremely relatable. He struggles with money, has constant love problems, even having one lover (permanently) die. I feel as though Marvel paints super heroes in a more realistic light, as the characters are actually down to earth and it feels like the way real people would be if they got powers, whereas DC heroes just aren't the same in that respect. Another thing is the stories. DC takes itself way too seriously, and life isn't that serious. Sure life is serious, but there's a lot of funny things that happen in life, it isn't all doom and gloom, i'm an emotionless superhero gotta focus on saving people no time for laughter. I know i'm taking these things to the extreme, but even when they're minor details it adds to the atmosphere of the stories and ruins it for me.

As for the shows and movies, I've watched almost all recent shows or movies, and i've seen a good number of the shows when i was a kid. Additionally I've actually read a few comics here and there.
#953266 - Bioshock Infinite as the least favorite. 06/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#953264 - Probably Saints Row IV. 2013 wasn't the best year for PC gaming.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #953266 - whiplasher (06/09/2014) [-]
Bioshock Infinite as the least favorite.
#953261 - Especially if you play Invoker. 06/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#953260 - Most Wanted Burnout Paradise DiRT 2 Sonic & Al… 06/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#43 - We used to be happier. Now we're too cynical. Wish we… 06/08/2014 on You have come a long way 0
#1271 - No it wasn't. It was cancer. You're cancer.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on This will cure your cancer! 0
User avatar #1275 - midnightdove (06/09/2014) [-]
Really? You're going to reply to a 3 year old comment? Classy stuff you piece of shit.
#951173 - Realise how much of a casual you were and join the CYKA errr D… 06/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#951168 - Dota 2 - cyka League of Legends - kurwa Battlefield 4 … 06/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#6 - Made me think of Logan's Run, with their multiple bullet revolver.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2014 on My gun 0
User avatar #7 - luckyspirit (05/18/2014) [-]
That ending depressed me. Fucking hell...
#143 - Blue Modem. Sounds like one of those bad geeky comic … 05/17/2014 on Do it. 0
#286 - right, my mistake! 05/17/2014 on Answer this 0
#265 - Ghost + Diamond = 100% crit rate.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Answer this 0
#285 - tristmilt (05/17/2014) [-]
Its two chances of 50% not 100%

Flip two coins, and you will get two tails every once and awhile
User avatar #286 - whiplasher (05/17/2014) [-]
right, my mistake!
User avatar #280 - OsamaBinLadenz (05/17/2014) [-]
It says 50%, not 1 out of every 2.
User avatar #272 - gragasvlad (05/17/2014) [-]
that would give you 2 hits, hit 1 would have 50% crit chance for 200% damage
and hit 2 would have deal 50% chance to deal normal weapon damage
#186 - Bioshock Infinite was a decent game, but the 2 weapon limit wa… 05/17/2014 on Duke Nukem Forever Review +1
#923952 - That's not your two pence, that's common sense! Dr. S… 05/15/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#923951 - Loft 4 Dood 2 rooms for dudes? 05/15/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#13 - Fuck that, Magic The Gathering master race  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2014 on C.A.Y +1
User avatar #40 - halotalim (05/14/2014) [-]
That's now how you spell Pokemon TCG.
#22 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
can't be the master race when yugioh is selling better and is more popular
#921824 - I have no idea what you're talking about, but Golden Showers a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #921825 - finblob (05/13/2014) [-]
is Terraria
#921820 - sent shrek it out 05/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#921814 - well shieeet, I just realised I have to leave in 10 minutes an…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #921835 - johnylingo (05/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #921816 - desacabose (05/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #921820 - whiplasher (05/13/2014) [-]

shrek it out
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#89 - anonymous (04/02/2014) [-]
You seem to love stalking people
User avatar #90 to #89 - whiplasher (04/02/2014) [-]
Do I?

Explain, pls.
#91 to #90 - anonymous (04/02/2014) [-]
That or you enjoy thumbing people down for no reason.
User avatar #92 to #91 - whiplasher (04/02/2014) [-]
Oh, that's true. I got angry by a brony and I decided to thumb down people on the brony board. It's quite relaxing, although worthless and puerile.
User avatar #78 - satrenkotheone (12/16/2013) [-]

Betcha don't.
User avatar #79 to #78 - whiplasher (12/16/2013) [-]
Yep. You're the norwegian who moved to England, and had social problems. How are you, by the way?
User avatar #80 to #79 - satrenkotheone (12/16/2013) [-]
I'm shit! I couldn't handle uni so I moved back!
User avatar #81 to #80 - whiplasher (12/16/2013) [-]
Damn! What are you gonna do now?
#82 to #81 - satrenkotheone (12/16/2013) [-]
Try to get an appointment with the doctors.
User avatar #83 to #82 - whiplasher (12/16/2013) [-]
That's unlucky. At least it's better in your home country, right?
User avatar #84 to #83 - satrenkotheone (12/16/2013) [-]
I suppose.
User avatar #85 to #84 - whiplasher (12/16/2013) [-]
Heh, at the moment I'm listening to a norwegian song. Sorgens Kammer - Del II, by Dimmu Borgir. What does Sorgens Kammer mean?
User avatar #86 to #85 - satrenkotheone (12/16/2013) [-]
Chamber of Sorrows.
User avatar #87 to #86 - whiplasher (12/16/2013) [-]
Cool stuff.
User avatar #88 to #87 - satrenkotheone (12/16/2013) [-]
I guess.
User avatar #77 - ninegagleader (11/09/2013) [-]
I couldn't reply to the earlier thread, but oh well! It's alright, I was asking for it pretty much. Welp, Dracula might not be what he used to be, but the legend lives on! And yes, vodka and spurdo are the finnish culture in a nutshell.
User avatar #75 - pvtgoblin (10/08/2013) [-]
Hey there, I saw your comments on that post with the guy with an MW3 hat and...jesus christ these people. It physically hurt to see that.I feel for you, bro.
User avatar #76 to #75 - whiplasher (10/08/2013) [-]
Heh, thanks, mate. It's a good idea to atleast try to be more kind and accepting.
User avatar #60 - xxkittypowaxx (09/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #61 to #60 - whiplasher (09/24/2013) [-]
so we fuckin' or what
User avatar #63 to #61 - xxkittypowaxx (09/24/2013) [-]
all night long

User avatar #64 to #63 - whiplasher (09/24/2013) [-]
I can go all night, love.
User avatar #65 to #64 - xxkittypowaxx (09/24/2013) [-]
my anus is prepared
User avatar #66 to #65 - whiplasher (09/25/2013) [-]
mine too

we take turns
User avatar #67 to #66 - xxkittypowaxx (09/25/2013) [-]
This is gonna be the best night ever.
User avatar #68 to #67 - whiplasher (09/25/2013) [-]
Yes. I will let you ravage me.
User avatar #69 to #68 - xxkittypowaxx (09/25/2013) [-]
Babe, i want you to fill me up.
User avatar #70 to #69 - whiplasher (09/25/2013) [-]
Both holes. Mine too.
User avatar #71 to #70 - xxkittypowaxx (09/25/2013) [-]
I hope you can Deep Throat ;3.
User avatar #72 to #71 - whiplasher (09/25/2013) [-]
We'll have to see ;3
User avatar #73 to #72 - xxkittypowaxx (09/25/2013) [-]
Let's get straight to it then <3
User avatar #74 to #73 - whiplasher (09/25/2013) [-]

#23 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, sorry. I didn't do anything today...
User avatar #44 to #23 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Yep. There are some theories that the Illuminati are gonna force him to be reborn as the Star Child, with a new body and more power, but what they want to do is illegal in the Imperium. From what I remember, they want to kill the descendants of the Emperor in some kind of sacrifical ritual and give the Emperor a new body. Of course, these are just theories.
User avatar #45 to #44 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
Yep, and then there's the sensei or something solution which was more or less the same thing I think. Collecting the Emperors sons and sacrificing him so that he can be reborn.
User avatar #46 to #45 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh, yeah, I think I might've mixed things. Anyway, to be honest, out of all the gods in the Warhammer 40k universe, I like Slaanesh and the C'tan the best. Slaanesh is wicked cool, in my opinion, and the C'tan are just overpowered.
User avatar #47 to #46 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
Slaanesh is coolest(also a user here on FJ) and the C'tan can be killed and shit like that though, well at least severely weakened.

I like Tzeentch a lot.
User avatar #48 to #47 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Tzeentch is alright, but I don't really think of him as a Chaos God. Sure, he lives in the Warp, but he is not necessarily evil, he is just...bored, twisting fates and all that. I like Khorne the least, because he is just a generic chaotic evil, in my opinion. Nurgle is cool. the second best Chaos God for me, mainly because his daemons look sick(literally) and he is like a father figure for his followes.
User avatar #49 to #48 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
Nah man Tzeentch is my second favourite followed by Nurgle close after.

Khorne is just boring as shit so he can bugger off.
User avatar #50 to #49 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Do you play any of the Dawn of War games?
User avatar #51 to #50 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
I have both Dawn of War games but I probably could only barely run DoW 1 on this laptop.
User avatar #52 to #51 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Since Dawn of War II (well, Retribution) is dissapointing, it's not a problem. My favorite DoW race are the Tau and the Space Nuns. Yours?
User avatar #53 to #52 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
>Space Nuns

Sisters of Battle I would presume.

Imperial Guard because I can run my enemies over with my tank.
User avatar #54 to #53 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
I like the iGuards too, but the Space Nuns totally devastate them (of course, in my humble opinion). Since the Nuns' weaponry are mostly based on flamers, and since iG's have low morale, their squads would break with ease. And their vehicles are no match for the Celestians, which absolutely murder pretty much any armor (wel, probably not a Baneblade).
User avatar #55 to #54 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
I usually just wait around and build up strong defences until Baneblade is available and then I spearhed with it and have Leman Russ's and Bassies backing me up whilst sending millions of guardsmen to their death just to draw fire and get rid of the more annoying enemies the Baneblade shouldn't focus on. I usually send a tech priest or two with the bane.
User avatar #56 to #55 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
When things like these happen I usually harass my enemy like crazy, focusing on destryoing a building at a time.

I wish I could play Dark Eldars, since I find them so damn cool, but I really can't, I get my arse kicked every time I play DE.
User avatar #57 to #56 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
I haven't played the game too much to be honest.

I prefer the Total War series. Now Creative Assembly might make a Warhammer game since they have the licence.
User avatar #58 to #57 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm really excited about that. I hope it'll be a Warhammer 40k game, not a Warhammer Fantasy game, since I know pretty much nothing about that.

I tried getting into the Total War series, I triec Rome, Napoleon, Shogun 2 and Rome, but I just can't get used to them. I'm more into 4x games, like Europa Universalis 4, which I find amazing.

Anyway, nice talking to you, mate. But I'm gonna go to sleep, I'm tired. Good luck and have fun tomorrow!
User avatar #59 to #58 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
I think they'll do a Warhammer fantasy first because it's the easiest for them to do.

Ah yes, I love the EU games and especially this new one. Crusader Kings 2 is pretty good and so is Victoria 2.

Ok... bye...
User avatar #24 to #23 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Awww, mate. It's okay, it doesn't have to start that fast. Nobody in the kitchen today?
#25 to #24 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm sorry... I didn't go to the kitchen... I don't feel the need to go somewhere I can't do anything.... I have to go to the city tomorrow.... it's scary because my hometown only had like a thousand people living in it and now there's over 200 thousand people around me.
User avatar #26 to #25 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh, mate. You really shouldn't apologise to me.

Also, big cities can be intimidating, I that's true, but they're not so bad! Why are you going for?
User avatar #27 to #26 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
I need to get plates and cutlery...
User avatar #28 to #27 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
I understand. You should try postponing this thing, because the lack of plates and cutlery might give you a reason to get in that kitchen, you know, to borrow some!

Still, I'm glad you remembered that promise. It might be a small improvement!
User avatar #29 to #28 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
No I need the plates and cutlery to actually have a good reason to go into the kitchen.
User avatar #30 to #29 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry then! Good! Motivation!
User avatar #31 to #30 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
Yeah... I just have to go into town alone...
User avatar #32 to #31 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
It's not that bad, honestly, I do it all the time. Sure, there are a lot of people, which can be intimidating, but a pair of headphones in your ears and a playlist of your favorite songs and all those people couldn't matter less!
User avatar #33 to #32 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
I don't have headphones...
User avatar #34 to #33 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
No biggie, What I'm saying is that it's easy to get distracted and ignore the ocean of people passing by. I usually try to think of stories, mostly regarding Warhammer 40k fanfic.
#35 to #34 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
I see...

I often try to dream myself away from this world and into another character... a girl or woman of some importance...
User avatar #36 to #35 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Whatever works for you, mate. I've been to London once, and I can say it's a fairly nice place. I assume you'll go to Brighton (from what I remember, and I suppose that's a city) and I suppose it shouldn't be too different!
User avatar #37 to #36 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
Yeah but I'm not used to cities at all since Norway basically doesn't have cities.

I like the Imperial Guard better than Astartes.
User avatar #38 to #37 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
It's alright, not that hard to get used to the city, I believe!

Can't say the same, since I like the Novamarines very much, but I do like Imperial Guard too. Although, lorewise, the Dark Eldars are my favorite.
User avatar #39 to #38 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
It might be.

Novamarines? Can't say I've heard of them. Never read 40k fic nor codex either just on the Internet.
User avatar #40 to #39 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Good luck, and, who knows, you might have fun!

They are derived from the Ultramarines. I read a few books and comics based on Warhammer 40k, but most of my W40k knowledge comes from Lexicanum and Warhammeer 40k Wiki.
User avatar #41 to #40 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]

Same for me about 40k lore. I wish the Emperor hadn't gone ahead and got himself in a coma.
User avatar #42 to #41 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Well, weren't for Him, Horus and his gang of evil-doers would've done much more damage to the Imperium. He wanted to end it once and for all, before things would get out of hand, even though that nearly killed Him.
User avatar #43 to #42 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
I know I know. It's just a shame that he is in a coma. With the Emperor alive the Imperium wouldn't be in a state of decline.
#19 - lesmiserables (07/28/2013) [-]
Need more Latvia jokes!
User avatar #20 to #19 - whiplasher (07/28/2013) [-]
To be honest, I didn't make them. But now that I saw that people like them, I will make more.
#21 to #20 - lesmiserables (07/28/2013) [-]
You have very good hard thank you
User avatar #18 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
What is your profile name from, might I ask?
User avatar #62 to #18 - whiplasher (09/24/2013) [-]
I didn't really take it from something, I just thought of it and it looks cool. And I like whips and BSDM kinky stuff.
User avatar #5 - konradkurze ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
had power but lost it
poor as shit
makes do with scavenging
still fights hard in wars with minimal equipment

Romania are the Crimson Fists
User avatar #6 to #5 - whiplasher (05/06/2013) [-]
Are you kidding me? I friggin' love the Crimson Fists! They are one of my favorite chapters, my favorite being the Novamarines.
User avatar #7 to #6 - konradkurze ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Whiplasher, Crimson Fists Captain 7th company Assault Marines
wear your rank with pride
User avatar #8 to #7 - whiplasher (05/06/2013) [-]
Well ain't that just dandy. I'd better get a terminator armor too.
User avatar #9 to #8 - konradkurze ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
reminds me of a way to abuse rules

technically theres no rule saying someone cant have terminator armour AND a jump pack
ill have to check points costs, but if things are affordable, technically you could have your commander wearing terminator armor for 2+ save, wearing a jump pack for 12" normal move, and riding a bike for 12" assault move....so move 24" a turn really
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