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#8 - thechosentroll (04/03/2016) [-]
Yeah, but you actually get something in return for having to wake up every morning.
#19 - dameush (04/04/2016) [-]
is it worth it?
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#20 - sedativechunk (04/04/2016) [-]
Gee, having income, a life, being able to afford a car and nice things, I... I don't know!
#21 - dameush (04/04/2016) [-]
you can afford things? must be nice.
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#7 - dreygur (04/03/2016) [-]
The paychecks, though
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#11 - mcdonaldsexplain (03/28/2016) [-]
No, I completely get where you're comming from. But I never thought we'd actually get the iconic heros we've been waiting for, zach has to put his own spin on it and all that crap. But in the universe he's making I can see how these characters work.

batman does kill but I find it pretty alright, it's not like he's never killed before. Its just more prominent to do it now. Only thing im worried about is if batman kills, robin is dead and they are doing the red hood story...why. batman will kill joker,rted hood would just join back up. And many people have started calling batman a pussy, if you dont kill them they'll kill more, well folks here you go.

We agree the whose martha ordeal was stupid as shit

And this entire movie is a setup for justice league part 1, so we'll probably see major changes.
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#9 - mcdonaldsexplain (03/28/2016) [-]
As a die hard dc fan myself, I liked how batman was portrayed. Years of being batman have messed with him, turning good men cruel.he's at the end of his rope. He believes everything he's done upto this point was useless, and protecting the world from this superman is the one thing that will matter. And will do it at any cost. But the reason they stopped fighting was really stupid.

They blended the dark knight returns, the death of superman, flashpoint paradox, and a few other stories and came up with this. If you cant get past the few changes they made with the characters I can see how you would not like the movie, but im interested in where they are going.
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#10 - whiplasher (03/28/2016) [-]
I'm sorry if I seem elitist, but for me a die hard DC fan is synonymous to avid comic reader, and you read the comics, it'd be impossible not to see how out of place this portrayal of Batman was.

Branding people? He is the most firm believer in the justice system, he believes that all criminals can redeem himself, but this Batman just brands them and leaves them to die in prison (I'm sure he knew full well that branded criminals were killed in prison). He even used a pistol (it was a dream, true, but still) and let many people die, even though he didn't kill them himself. There's also the fact that Batman is amazingly stupid in the movie, simply throwing away the kryptonite spear he worked so hard for. And I think this is the first Batman story where he isn't the voice of reason, the most calculated and logical guy in the story, instead, he just wants to pummel Supes, stopping just because the dude said Martha (and he could have said it long before he got smashed the fuck out)
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#11 - mcdonaldsexplain (03/28/2016) [-]
No, I completely get where you're comming from. But I never thought we'd actually get the iconic heros we've been waiting for, zach has to put his own spin on it and all that crap. But in the universe he's making I can see how these characters work.

batman does kill but I find it pretty alright, it's not like he's never killed before. Its just more prominent to do it now. Only thing im worried about is if batman kills, robin is dead and they are doing the red hood story...why. batman will kill joker,rted hood would just join back up. And many people have started calling batman a pussy, if you dont kill them they'll kill more, well folks here you go.

We agree the whose martha ordeal was stupid as shit

And this entire movie is a setup for justice league part 1, so we'll probably see major changes.
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#99 - whiteprism (07/12/2015) [-]
Hey, it's me straightpride

Come join in on the "Dope" fight in the comments

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#97 - papafrank (02/25/2015) [-]
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#98 to #97 - whiplasher (02/26/2015) [-]
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#93 - roxima (12/29/2014) [-]
Wooow!
Wooow!
#95 to #93 - whiplasher (12/29/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm pretty cool.
#96 to #95 - roxima (12/29/2014) [-]
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#94 to #93 - roxima (12/29/2014) [-]
Brb, editing my profile!
#89 - anon (04/02/2014) [-]
You seem to love stalking people
#90 to #89 - whiplasher (04/02/2014) [-]
Do I?

Explain, pls.
#91 to #90 - anon (04/02/2014) [-]
That or you enjoy thumbing people down for no reason.
#92 to #91 - whiplasher (04/02/2014) [-]
Oh, that's true. I got angry by a brony and I decided to thumb down people on the brony board. It's quite relaxing, although worthless and puerile.
#78 - satrenkotheone (12/16/2013) [-]
REMEMBER ME!?

Betcha don't.
#79 to #78 - whiplasher (12/16/2013) [-]
Yep. You're the norwegian who moved to England, and had social problems. How are you, by the way?
#80 to #79 - satrenkotheone (12/16/2013) [-]
I'm ****! I couldn't handle uni so I moved back!
#81 to #80 - whiplasher (12/16/2013) [-]
Damn! What are you gonna do now?
#82 to #81 - satrenkotheone (12/16/2013) [-]
Try to get an appointment with the doctors.
#83 to #82 - whiplasher (12/16/2013) [-]
That's unlucky. At least it's better in your home country, right?
#84 to #83 - satrenkotheone (12/16/2013) [-]
I suppose.
#85 to #84 - whiplasher (12/16/2013) [-]
Heh, at the moment I'm listening to a norwegian song. Sorgens Kammer - Del II, by Dimmu Borgir. What does Sorgens Kammer mean?
#86 to #85 - satrenkotheone (12/16/2013) [-]
Chamber of Sorrows.
#87 to #86 - whiplasher (12/16/2013) [-]
Cool stuff.
#88 to #87 - satrenkotheone (12/16/2013) [-]
I guess.
#77 - ninegagleader (11/09/2013) [-]
I couldn't reply to the earlier thread, but oh well! It's alright, I was asking for it pretty much. Welp, Dracula might not be what he used to be, but the legend lives on! And yes, vodka and spurdo are the finnish culture in a nutshell.
#75 - pvtgoblin (10/08/2013) [-]
Hey there, I saw your comments on that post with the guy with an MW3 hat and...jesus christ these people. It physically hurt to see that.I feel for you, bro.
#76 to #75 - whiplasher (10/08/2013) [-]
Heh, thanks, mate. It's a good idea to atleast try to be more kind and accepting.
#60 - xxkittypowaxx (09/24/2013) [-]
<3
#61 to #60 - whiplasher (09/24/2013) [-]
so we ******* or what
#63 to #61 - xxkittypowaxx (09/24/2013) [-]
all night long

<3
#64 to #63 - whiplasher (09/24/2013) [-]
I can go all night, love.
#65 to #64 - xxkittypowaxx (09/24/2013) [-]
my anus is prepared
#66 to #65 - whiplasher (09/25/2013) [-]
mine too

we take turns
#67 to #66 - xxkittypowaxx (09/25/2013) [-]
This is gonna be the best night ever.
#68 to #67 - whiplasher (09/25/2013) [-]
Yes. I will let you ravage me.
#69 to #68 - xxkittypowaxx (09/25/2013) [-]
Babe, i want you to fill me up.
#70 to #69 - whiplasher (09/25/2013) [-]
Both holes. Mine too.
#71 to #70 - xxkittypowaxx (09/25/2013) [-]
I hope you can Deep Throat ;3.
#72 to #71 - whiplasher (09/25/2013) [-]
We'll have to see ;3
#73 to #72 - xxkittypowaxx (09/25/2013) [-]
Let's get straight to it then <3
#74 to #73 - whiplasher (09/25/2013) [-]
;3

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#23 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, sorry. I didn't do anything today...
#44 to #23 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Yep. There are some theories that the Illuminati are gonna force him to be reborn as the Star Child, with a new body and more power, but what they want to do is illegal in the Imperium. From what I remember, they want to kill the descendants of the Emperor in some kind of sacrifical ritual and give the Emperor a new body. Of course, these are just theories.
#45 to #44 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
Yep, and then there's the sensei or something solution which was more or less the same thing I think. Collecting the Emperors sons and sacrificing him so that he can be reborn.
#46 to #45 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh, yeah, I think I might've mixed things. Anyway, to be honest, out of all the gods in the Warhammer 40k universe, I like Slaanesh and the C'tan the best. Slaanesh is wicked cool, in my opinion, and the C'tan are just overpowered.
#47 to #46 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
Slaanesh is coolest(also a user here on FJ) and the C'tan can be killed and **** like that though, well at least severely weakened.

I like Tzeentch a lot.
#48 to #47 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Tzeentch is alright, but I don't really think of him as a Chaos God. Sure, he lives in the Warp, but he is not necessarily evil, he is just...bored, twisting fates and all that. I like Khorne the least, because he is just a generic chaotic evil, in my opinion. Nurgle is cool. the second best Chaos God for me, mainly because his daemons look sick(literally) and he is like a father figure for his followes.
#49 to #48 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
Nah man Tzeentch is my second favourite followed by Nurgle close after.

Khorne is just boring as **** so he can bugger off.
#50 to #49 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Do you play any of the Dawn of War games?
#51 to #50 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
I have both Dawn of War games but I probably could only barely run DoW 1 on this laptop.
#52 to #51 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Since Dawn of War II (well, Retribution) is dissapointing, it's not a problem. My favorite DoW race are the Tau and the Space Nuns. Yours?
#53 to #52 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
>Space Nuns

Sisters of Battle I would presume.

Imperial Guard because I can run my enemies over with my tank.
#54 to #53 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
I like the iGuards too, but the Space Nuns totally devastate them (of course, in my humble opinion). Since the Nuns' weaponry are mostly based on flamers, and since iG's have low morale, their squads would break with ease. And their vehicles are no match for the Celestians, which absolutely murder pretty much any armor (wel, probably not a Baneblade).
#55 to #54 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
I usually just wait around and build up strong defences until Baneblade is available and then I spearhed with it and have Leman Russ's and Bassies backing me up whilst sending millions of guardsmen to their death just to draw fire and get rid of the more annoying enemies the Baneblade shouldn't focus on. I usually send a tech priest or two with the bane.
#56 to #55 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
When things like these happen I usually harass my enemy like crazy, focusing on destryoing a building at a time.

I wish I could play Dark Eldars, since I find them so damn cool, but I really can't, I get my arse kicked every time I play DE.
#57 to #56 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
I haven't played the game too much to be honest.

I prefer the Total War series. Now Creative Assembly might make a Warhammer game since they have the licence.
#58 to #57 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm really excited about that. I hope it'll be a Warhammer 40k game, not a Warhammer Fantasy game, since I know pretty much nothing about that.

I tried getting into the Total War series, I triec Rome, Napoleon, Shogun 2 and Rome, but I just can't get used to them. I'm more into 4x games, like Europa Universalis 4, which I find amazing.

Anyway, nice talking to you, mate. But I'm gonna go to sleep, I'm tired. Good luck and have fun tomorrow!
#59 to #58 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
I think they'll do a Warhammer fantasy first because it's the easiest for them to do.

Ah yes, I love the EU games and especially this new one. Crusader Kings 2 is pretty good and so is Victoria 2.

Ok... bye...
#24 to #23 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Awww, mate. It's okay, it doesn't have to start that fast. Nobody in the kitchen today?
#25 to #24 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm sorry... I didn't go to the kitchen... I don't feel the need to go somewhere I can't do anything.... I have to go to the city tomorrow.... it's scary because my hometown only had like a thousand people living in it and now there's over 200 thousand people around me.
#26 to #25 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh, mate. You really shouldn't apologise to me.

Also, big cities can be intimidating, I that's true, but they're not so bad! Why are you going for?
#27 to #26 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
I need to get plates and cutlery...
#28 to #27 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
I understand. You should try postponing this thing, because the lack of plates and cutlery might give you a reason to get in that kitchen, you know, to borrow some!

Still, I'm glad you remembered that promise. It might be a small improvement!
#29 to #28 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
No I need the plates and cutlery to actually have a good reason to go into the kitchen.
#30 to #29 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry then! Good! Motivation!
#31 to #30 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
Yeah... I just have to go into town alone...
#32 to #31 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
It's not that bad, honestly, I do it all the time. Sure, there are a lot of people, which can be intimidating, but a pair of headphones in your ears and a playlist of your favorite songs and all those people couldn't matter less!
#33 to #32 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
I don't have headphones...
#34 to #33 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
No biggie, What I'm saying is that it's easy to get distracted and ignore the ocean of people passing by. I usually try to think of stories, mostly regarding Warhammer 40k fanfic.
#35 to #34 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
I see...

I often try to dream myself away from this world and into another character... a girl or woman of some importance...
#36 to #35 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Whatever works for you, mate. I've been to London once, and I can say it's a fairly nice place. I assume you'll go to Brighton (from what I remember, and I suppose that's a city) and I suppose it shouldn't be too different!
#37 to #36 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
Yeah but I'm not used to cities at all since Norway basically doesn't have cities.

I like the Imperial Guard better than Astartes.
#38 to #37 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
It's alright, not that hard to get used to the city, I believe!

Can't say the same, since I like the Novamarines very much, but I do like Imperial Guard too. Although, lorewise, the Dark Eldars are my favorite.
#39 to #38 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
It might be.

Novamarines? Can't say I've heard of them. Never read 40k fic nor codex either just on the Internet.
#40 to #39 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Good luck, and, who knows, you might have fun!

They are derived from the Ultramarines. I read a few books and comics based on Warhammer 40k, but most of my W40k knowledge comes from Lexicanum and Warhammeer 40k Wiki.
#41 to #40 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2013) [-]
Maybe.

Same for me about 40k lore. I wish the Emperor hadn't gone ahead and got himself in a coma.
#42 to #41 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Well, weren't for Him, Horus and his gang of evil-doers would've done much more damage to the Imperium. He wanted to end it once and for all, before things would get out of hand, even though that nearly killed Him.
#43 to #42 - satrenkotheone
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I know I know. It's just a shame that he is in a coma. With the Emperor alive the Imperium wouldn't be in a state of decline.
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