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#9 - say it ***** i'm in for some weird paranormal *… 07/27/2015 on Dawn of the Dumbasses 0
#175 - You CAN'T emulate every console. PS4 and XBONE are obviously n…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2015 on BINGO time +1
#186 - mahusername (07/26/2015) [-]
You don't need to emulate the ps4 and xbone because all of the games are on the PC anyways
#42 - I speak from a comic book standpoint. There hasn't been a sing… 07/25/2015 on In case none of you know 0
#7 - >marvel >sega that girl should dump that ta…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2015 on In case none of you know +12
#33 - letting (07/24/2015) [-]
Sega? Yeah, they've been crap for the last 20 years.

Marvel vs. DC? Sorry, but Marvel takes a dump on DC. The only relevant thing DC has left is Batman, and they've been milking that character to death. Batman vs. Superman is a stupid premise and the fight would literally be over in about 0.00000000001 seconds.
User avatar #42 - whiplasher (07/25/2015) [-]
I speak from a comic book standpoint. There hasn't been a single Marvel movie that I liked, everything was all flashy effects and mindless action. And as for comic books, DC is leagues ahead of Marvel, at least IMO. The only Marvel comic series that I can truly say I enjoyed a lot is the new Thor, from Marvel next or Marvel now, however it's called. And X-men, they're good too. But DC has some of the best stories in the world of comics, such as The Killing Joke, Crisis on Infinite Earths, All-Star Superman, A Death in the Family, and more. Also, I feel that DC comics are more mature, they tackle themes and issues that aren't just superhero related, but things the average reader can relate to.

Overall, I enjoy both DC and Marvel, but saying that Marvel takes a dump on DC just because of some flashy, brainless movies is plain wrong.
User avatar #41 - severepwner (07/25/2015) [-]
Batman vs. Superman relies rather heavily on the suspension of disbelief.

But really I just hate Superman so god damn much. His character and stories are so dull that if was a knife he would get stuck in mid air between all the dust particles he can't cut through.
#4 - thef uck 07/14/2015 on Megan +13
#1127 - Sounds good. 07/14/2015 on Admin's dating game 0
#1126 - **whiplasher used "*roll 1, 0-99*"** **whiplasher rolls 04**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2015 on Admin's dating game 0
#1127 - whiplasher (07/14/2015) [-]
Sounds good.
#22 - Remainder that FO4 will be made by Bethesda who will **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2015 on Porn -9
User avatar #37 - schneidend (07/14/2015) [-]
Eh, I dunno. The Pitt and Point Lookout were pretty awesome. I think they learned some things about making Fallout. And, of course, I doubt they're blind to the positive feedback New Vegas' story received.
#43 - What did everybody expect? Politicians sticking to their words…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/12/2015 on Young Americans Must See This +7
User avatar #56 - Gandalfthewhite (07/13/2015) [-]
well unless you find yourself a dictator who will actually do good then democracy is the best we have right now considering we're made for living in much smaller tribes
#82 - lardking (07/13/2015) [-]
this is why we need government run by AI
User avatar #87 - yunogasai (07/14/2015) [-]
I don't see that working well.
#44 - anon (07/12/2015) [-]
Democracy is the worst form of government in the world - except for ALL the others!!
#37 - This is Gamma Ray. 07/12/2015 on milkyway in different... +1

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#99 - whiteprism (07/12/2015) [-]
Hey, it's me straightpride

Come join in on the "Dope" fight in the comments

#97 - papafrank (02/25/2015) [-]
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#98 to #97 - whiplasher (02/26/2015) [-]
fake ass busta
fake ass busta
#93 - roxima (12/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #95 to #93 - whiplasher (12/29/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm pretty cool.
User avatar #94 to #93 - roxima (12/29/2014) [-]
Brb, editing my profile!
#89 - anon (04/02/2014) [-]
You seem to love stalking people
User avatar #90 to #89 - whiplasher (04/02/2014) [-]
Do I?

Explain, pls.
#91 to #90 - anon (04/02/2014) [-]
That or you enjoy thumbing people down for no reason.
User avatar #92 to #91 - whiplasher (04/02/2014) [-]
Oh, that's true. I got angry by a brony and I decided to thumb down people on the brony board. It's quite relaxing, although worthless and puerile.
User avatar #78 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]

Betcha don't.
User avatar #79 to #78 - whiplasher (12/16/2013) [-]
Yep. You're the norwegian who moved to England, and had social problems. How are you, by the way?
User avatar #80 to #79 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
I'm **** ! I couldn't handle uni so I moved back!
User avatar #81 to #80 - whiplasher (12/16/2013) [-]
Damn! What are you gonna do now?
#82 to #81 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
Try to get an appointment with the doctors.
User avatar #83 to #82 - whiplasher (12/16/2013) [-]
That's unlucky. At least it's better in your home country, right?
User avatar #84 to #83 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
I suppose.
User avatar #85 to #84 - whiplasher (12/16/2013) [-]
Heh, at the moment I'm listening to a norwegian song. Sorgens Kammer - Del II, by Dimmu Borgir. What does Sorgens Kammer mean?
User avatar #86 to #85 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
Chamber of Sorrows.
User avatar #87 to #86 - whiplasher (12/16/2013) [-]
Cool stuff.
User avatar #88 to #87 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
I guess.
User avatar #77 - ninegagleader (11/09/2013) [-]
I couldn't reply to the earlier thread, but oh well! It's alright, I was asking for it pretty much. Welp, Dracula might not be what he used to be, but the legend lives on! And yes, vodka and spurdo are the finnish culture in a nutshell.
User avatar #75 - pvtgoblin (10/08/2013) [-]
Hey there, I saw your comments on that post with the guy with an MW3 hat and...jesus christ these people. It physically hurt to see that.I feel for you, bro.
User avatar #76 to #75 - whiplasher (10/08/2013) [-]
Heh, thanks, mate. It's a good idea to atleast try to be more kind and accepting.
User avatar #60 - xxkittypowaxx ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #61 to #60 - whiplasher (09/24/2013) [-]
so we ******* or what
User avatar #63 to #61 - xxkittypowaxx ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
all night long

User avatar #64 to #63 - whiplasher (09/24/2013) [-]
I can go all night, love.
User avatar #65 to #64 - xxkittypowaxx ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
my anus is prepared
User avatar #66 to #65 - whiplasher (09/25/2013) [-]
mine too

we take turns
User avatar #67 to #66 - xxkittypowaxx ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
This is gonna be the best night ever.
User avatar #68 to #67 - whiplasher (09/25/2013) [-]
Yes. I will let you ravage me.
User avatar #69 to #68 - xxkittypowaxx ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
Babe, i want you to fill me up.
User avatar #70 to #69 - whiplasher (09/25/2013) [-]
Both holes. Mine too.
User avatar #71 to #70 - xxkittypowaxx ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
I hope you can Deep Throat ;3.
User avatar #72 to #71 - whiplasher (09/25/2013) [-]
We'll have to see ;3
User avatar #73 to #72 - xxkittypowaxx ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
Let's get straight to it then <3
User avatar #74 to #73 - whiplasher (09/25/2013) [-]

#23 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, sorry. I didn't do anything today...
User avatar #44 to #23 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Yep. There are some theories that the Illuminati are gonna force him to be reborn as the Star Child, with a new body and more power, but what they want to do is illegal in the Imperium. From what I remember, they want to kill the descendants of the Emperor in some kind of sacrifical ritual and give the Emperor a new body. Of course, these are just theories.
User avatar #45 to #44 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Yep, and then there's the sensei or something solution which was more or less the same thing I think. Collecting the Emperors sons and sacrificing him so that he can be reborn.
User avatar #46 to #45 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh, yeah, I think I might've mixed things. Anyway, to be honest, out of all the gods in the Warhammer 40k universe, I like Slaanesh and the C'tan the best. Slaanesh is wicked cool, in my opinion, and the C'tan are just overpowered.
User avatar #47 to #46 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Slaanesh is coolest(also a user here on FJ) and the C'tan can be killed and **** like that though, well at least severely weakened.

I like Tzeentch a lot.
User avatar #48 to #47 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Tzeentch is alright, but I don't really think of him as a Chaos God. Sure, he lives in the Warp, but he is not necessarily evil, he is just...bored, twisting fates and all that. I like Khorne the least, because he is just a generic chaotic evil, in my opinion. Nurgle is cool. the second best Chaos God for me, mainly because his daemons look sick(literally) and he is like a father figure for his followes.
User avatar #49 to #48 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Nah man Tzeentch is my second favourite followed by Nurgle close after.

Khorne is just boring as **** so he can bugger off.
User avatar #50 to #49 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Do you play any of the Dawn of War games?
User avatar #51 to #50 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I have both Dawn of War games but I probably could only barely run DoW 1 on this laptop.
User avatar #52 to #51 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Since Dawn of War II (well, Retribution) is dissapointing, it's not a problem. My favorite DoW race are the Tau and the Space Nuns. Yours?
User avatar #53 to #52 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
>Space Nuns

Sisters of Battle I would presume.

Imperial Guard because I can run my enemies over with my tank.
User avatar #54 to #53 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
I like the iGuards too, but the Space Nuns totally devastate them (of course, in my humble opinion). Since the Nuns' weaponry are mostly based on flamers, and since iG's have low morale, their squads would break with ease. And their vehicles are no match for the Celestians, which absolutely murder pretty much any armor (wel, probably not a Baneblade).
User avatar #55 to #54 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I usually just wait around and build up strong defences until Baneblade is available and then I spearhed with it and have Leman Russ's and Bassies backing me up whilst sending millions of guardsmen to their death just to draw fire and get rid of the more annoying enemies the Baneblade shouldn't focus on. I usually send a tech priest or two with the bane.
User avatar #56 to #55 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
When things like these happen I usually harass my enemy like crazy, focusing on destryoing a building at a time.

I wish I could play Dark Eldars, since I find them so damn cool, but I really can't, I get my arse kicked every time I play DE.
User avatar #57 to #56 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I haven't played the game too much to be honest.

I prefer the Total War series. Now Creative Assembly might make a Warhammer game since they have the licence.
User avatar #58 to #57 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm really excited about that. I hope it'll be a Warhammer 40k game, not a Warhammer Fantasy game, since I know pretty much nothing about that.

I tried getting into the Total War series, I triec Rome, Napoleon, Shogun 2 and Rome, but I just can't get used to them. I'm more into 4x games, like Europa Universalis 4, which I find amazing.

Anyway, nice talking to you, mate. But I'm gonna go to sleep, I'm tired. Good luck and have fun tomorrow!
User avatar #59 to #58 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I think they'll do a Warhammer fantasy first because it's the easiest for them to do.

Ah yes, I love the EU games and especially this new one. Crusader Kings 2 is pretty good and so is Victoria 2.

Ok... bye...
User avatar #24 to #23 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Awww, mate. It's okay, it doesn't have to start that fast. Nobody in the kitchen today?
#25 to #24 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm sorry... I didn't go to the kitchen... I don't feel the need to go somewhere I can't do anything.... I have to go to the city tomorrow.... it's scary because my hometown only had like a thousand people living in it and now there's over 200 thousand people around me.
User avatar #26 to #25 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh, mate. You really shouldn't apologise to me.

Also, big cities can be intimidating, I that's true, but they're not so bad! Why are you going for?
User avatar #27 to #26 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I need to get plates and cutlery...
User avatar #28 to #27 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
I understand. You should try postponing this thing, because the lack of plates and cutlery might give you a reason to get in that kitchen, you know, to borrow some!

Still, I'm glad you remembered that promise. It might be a small improvement!
User avatar #29 to #28 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
No I need the plates and cutlery to actually have a good reason to go into the kitchen.
User avatar #30 to #29 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry then! Good! Motivation!
User avatar #31 to #30 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Yeah... I just have to go into town alone...
User avatar #32 to #31 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
It's not that bad, honestly, I do it all the time. Sure, there are a lot of people, which can be intimidating, but a pair of headphones in your ears and a playlist of your favorite songs and all those people couldn't matter less!
User avatar #33 to #32 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I don't have headphones...
User avatar #34 to #33 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
No biggie, What I'm saying is that it's easy to get distracted and ignore the ocean of people passing by. I usually try to think of stories, mostly regarding Warhammer 40k fanfic.
#35 to #34 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I see...

I often try to dream myself away from this world and into another character... a girl or woman of some importance...
User avatar #36 to #35 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Whatever works for you, mate. I've been to London once, and I can say it's a fairly nice place. I assume you'll go to Brighton (from what I remember, and I suppose that's a city) and I suppose it shouldn't be too different!
User avatar #37 to #36 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Yeah but I'm not used to cities at all since Norway basically doesn't have cities.

I like the Imperial Guard better than Astartes.
User avatar #38 to #37 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
It's alright, not that hard to get used to the city, I believe!

Can't say the same, since I like the Novamarines very much, but I do like Imperial Guard too. Although, lorewise, the Dark Eldars are my favorite.
User avatar #39 to #38 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
It might be.

Novamarines? Can't say I've heard of them. Never read 40k fic nor codex either just on the Internet.
User avatar #40 to #39 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Good luck, and, who knows, you might have fun!

They are derived from the Ultramarines. I read a few books and comics based on Warhammer 40k, but most of my W40k knowledge comes from Lexicanum and Warhammeer 40k Wiki.
User avatar #41 to #40 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]

Same for me about 40k lore. I wish the Emperor hadn't gone ahead and got himself in a coma.
User avatar #42 to #41 - whiplasher (09/20/2013) [-]
Well, weren't for Him, Horus and his gang of evil-doers would've done much more damage to the Imperium. He wanted to end it once and for all, before things would get out of hand, even though that nearly killed Him.
User avatar #43 to #42 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I know I know. It's just a shame that he is in a coma. With the Emperor alive the Imperium wouldn't be in a state of decline.
#19 - lesmiserables (07/28/2013) [-]
Need more Latvia jokes!
User avatar #20 to #19 - whiplasher (07/28/2013) [-]
To be honest, I didn't make them. But now that I saw that people like them, I will make more.
#21 to #20 - lesmiserables (07/28/2013) [-]
You have very good hard thank you
User avatar #18 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
What is your profile name from, might I ask?
User avatar #62 to #18 - whiplasher (09/24/2013) [-]
I didn't really take it from something, I just thought of it and it looks cool. And I like whips and BSDM kinky stuff.
User avatar #5 - konradkurze (05/06/2013) [-]
had power but lost it
poor as ****
makes do with scavenging
still fights hard in wars with minimal equipment

Romania are the Crimson Fists
User avatar #6 to #5 - whiplasher (05/06/2013) [-]
Are you kidding me? I friggin' love the Crimson Fists! They are one of my favorite chapters, my favorite being the Novamarines.
User avatar #7 to #6 - konradkurze (05/06/2013) [-]
Whiplasher, Crimson Fists Captain 7th company Assault Marines
wear your rank with pride
User avatar #8 to #7 - whiplasher (05/06/2013) [-]
Well ain't that just dandy. I'd better get a terminator armor too.
User avatar #9 to #8 - konradkurze (05/07/2013) [-]
reminds me of a way to abuse rules

technically theres no rule saying someone cant have terminator armour AND a jump pack
ill have to check points costs, but if things are affordable, technically you could have your commander wearing terminator armor for 2+ save, wearing a jump pack for 12" normal move, and riding a bike for 12" assault move....so move 24" a turn really
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