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#1 - it's been awhile since I've played Halo (reach being the l…  [+] (2 replies) 10/14/2016 on Tortured Souls 0
#2 - discordedq (10/14/2016) [-]
in halo 4 chief and cortana had to stop an angry forerunner named the didact from turning every human in the galaxy into robots called Prometheans (who were designed to fight the flood)
the didact was going to use a forerunner device called the composer to do this
(it basically painfully rips a person a part and digitalises them into code and then their made into Prometheans)
the chief and cortana witnessed a whole UNSC science station being composed by the didact
cortana was pretty freaked out about it and feared that the chief had suffered the same fate but luckily he was as fine as he was made immune to the composer's effects earlier in the game by the didact's wife another forerunner named the librarian
and so chief and cortana went to stop the didact before he reaches earth
and do so but cortana is killed

flash forward to halo 5 and cortana (or something pretending to be her) has returned but is now batshit crazy and is now the new leader of the Prometheans and uses them to take over the galaxy and if anyone steps out of line be they human or covenant will be composed

and so the context of this comic is that she has no problem with it when by all means she really should
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#3 - lathyrusvii (10/15/2016) [-]
Oh. Huh. ... Thanks.

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#1 - ear rape variant  [+] (2 replies) 09/07/2016 on Ropsigudo Zesooscu Etlo +16
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#4 - legendofbearo (09/07/2016) [-]
Cant explain why this makes it funnier somtimes.
But it does.
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#3 - afaik (09/07/2016) [-]
the "mm mmh" oughtta've been the ear rape.
#18 - Picture 09/03/2016 on Home defence +17

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