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I have no problems in social situations. But yes, I'm a virgin. The worst part is that I can totally not be a virgin. Not because I'm good looking, because I'm not, or even that I'm good with girls, which I'm also not. It's because I've had a chance once and I blew it all beta-like. I also was with a girl that really liked me, but I just wasn't super into her. I broke up with her. /sigh
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#389 - tenaciouslee (06/11/2015) [-]
That didn't happen to me, or anyone I know, just a scenario.
What did happen to me though, was this girl I was lightly in love with online just straight up shit on me one day, saying "There's nothing to this anymore, we should just be friends.", hurt like shit after a while, so, I'm sticking with "Women ain't feces." and I'm buying a dog.
#390 - ZenMacros (06/11/2015) [-]
Did you ever meet her in person or did she do that before you met? Because if not, I had a very similar situation. Met a girl online, fell in love with each other, we only lived like an hour and a half away from each other, with easy access via train. Never met, but could've eventually. Anyway, we were "together" for 9 months before she suddenly broke up with me. A few months later I found out she broke up with me to start a relationship with some new guy that lived 700 miles from her.
#391 - tenaciouslee (06/11/2015) [-]
#392 - ZenMacros (06/11/2015) [-]
I feel like she probably didn't genuinely have feelings as strong as you think she did. She probably thought she did, but then took a step back to look at it and realized there wasn't a real passion there, or maybe just thought you guys were too far away to meet up eventually and just cut it loose to save herself the heartache. Hard to tell.
I had no idea with my situation. Bitch was crazy about me and then all of the sudden she's more interested in some dude that lives across the country (who later broke up with her for a girl at his school).
Bottom line is: bitches ain't shit, dogs are life.
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#21 - Rascal (06/09/2015) [-]
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