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whargarbler

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Gender: female
Age: 29
Date Signed Up:9/30/2011
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Total Comments Made:477
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#88 - I worked there, mate. I always knew there was s…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2015 on A day in the life of... +1
#89 - Lukanator (06/30/2015) [-]
And they still didn't tell you about it? That's harsh.
#95 - dharkmoswen (06/30/2015) [-]
I had one too. I can vouch it's real

pic not related, just funny.
#84 - Home Depot doesn't have a "Loyalty Card"  [+] (4 new replies) 06/30/2015 on A day in the life of... +3
#87 - Lukanator (06/30/2015) [-]
You mean you don't have one? Only their best customers are allowed membership.
User avatar #88 - whargarbler (06/30/2015) [-]
I worked there, mate.

I always knew there was some shit they kept from me.
#89 - Lukanator (06/30/2015) [-]
And they still didn't tell you about it? That's harsh.
#95 - dharkmoswen (06/30/2015) [-]
I had one too. I can vouch it's real

pic not related, just funny.
#23 - >No social anxiety >Virgin  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2015 on Let's play bingo 0
User avatar #24 - horrifiedgardevoir (06/27/2015) [-]
I have no problems in social situations. But yes, I'm a virgin. The worst part is that I can totally not be a virgin. Not because I'm good looking, because I'm not, or even that I'm good with girls, which I'm also not. It's because I've had a chance once and I blew it all beta-like. I also was with a girl that really liked me, but I just wasn't super into her. I broke up with her. /sigh
#97 - Are you fat? 06/26/2015 on Tumblr Comp -2
#56 - Yes.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2015 on Jimmy Carr 0
#57 - vegasstoner (06/25/2015) [-]
is it because it was filmed there? didnt think of that initially. although i still think its a pretty piss poor joke.
#146 - Because gay people are OMG SO GROSS HIDE THE CHILDREN, right? 06/23/2015 on analogies 0
#375 - I **** ugly people sometimes.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2015 on Let's get ready to rage 4 0
User avatar #376 - tenaciouslee (06/10/2015) [-]
For practice.
#307 - Dude, go outside and talk to real human beings for a while. Th…  [+] (18 new replies) 06/10/2015 on Let's get ready to rage 4 +3
#370 - tenaciouslee (06/10/2015) [-]
You and ZenMacros both missed the part where I explained I'm ugly as fuck.
User avatar #378 - ZenMacros (06/11/2015) [-]
I saw that part. Doesn't even matter. Work to get a good/decent body and display your confidence wherever you go. If you can manage to be, or at least appear, charismatic, you'll get girls no matter how ugly you may be.
#379 - tenaciouslee (06/11/2015) [-]
Shit don't work like that, man.
#380 - ZenMacros (06/11/2015) [-]
Not with that attitude.
User avatar #381 - tenaciouslee (06/11/2015) [-]
I don't even get above a 5/10.

Shit don't work like that when you're down at this level. Plus, apparently, "6 foot grorious master race", so I'm a manlet, along with my putrid face, I'm like Tyrion Lannister, except a foot higher, and not oddly attractive.
User avatar #382 - ZenMacros (06/11/2015) [-]
Doesn't hurt to try. I mean, you're bound to get something. You won't have the hottest girls crawling all over you, but if you get fit and be outgoing and fun, something will happen. You're not gonna be alone forever.
User avatar #383 - tenaciouslee (06/11/2015) [-]
I am not gonna be alone forever. I'm gonna buy a dog.

Females are not excrement.
User avatar #384 - ZenMacros (06/11/2015) [-]
I predict a nice good looking girl in your life. It shall be done, whether you like it or not.
User avatar #385 - tenaciouslee (06/11/2015) [-]
I predict a Schnauzer.
User avatar #386 - ZenMacros (06/11/2015) [-]
whynotboth.jpg
#387 - tenaciouslee (06/11/2015) [-]
Because one's loyal, a great companion and a good friend, and the other's a girlfriend.
User avatar #388 - ZenMacros (06/11/2015) [-]
Touche. Schnauzer it is, then.
#389 - tenaciouslee (06/11/2015) [-]
Can't argue against dogs, bruh. Dogs vs. GF, Dog always win. Dogs are more loyal, won't fuck your friend even though you've known that friend since childhood, have a kid with that friend, and then ask you to apologize for breaking up with her.
That didn't happen to me, or anyone I know, just a scenario.

What did happen to me though, was this girl I was lightly in love with online just straight up shit on me one day, saying "There's nothing to this anymore, we should just be friends.", hurt like shit after a while, so, I'm sticking with "Women ain't feces." and I'm buying a dog.
User avatar #390 - ZenMacros (06/11/2015) [-]
Did you ever meet her in person or did she do that before you met? Because if not, I had a very similar situation. Met a girl online, fell in love with each other, we only lived like an hour and a half away from each other, with easy access via train. Never met, but could've eventually. Anyway, we were "together" for 9 months before she suddenly broke up with me. A few months later I found out she broke up with me to start a relationship with some new guy that lived 700 miles from her.
#391 - tenaciouslee (06/11/2015) [-]
I never met her, she lived on the West Coast, and I just got hooked on her, she was sweet as fuck, we had different theologies, and philosophies, but we looked past that, I loved her, loved the fuck out of her, in fact, but she just one day, out of the blue was like "Nope, we're done, let's be friends, kthnxbye.", and at first, I was like "EH, FUCK IT.", but I started to dwell on it more and more and it saddened me the fuck out. That's why I'm throwing this relationship bullshit to the wind. If everyone has the capacity to just up and say "No, I've lost all feelings for you, FUCK your feelings about me, then I don't need to fuck with it.
User avatar #392 - ZenMacros (06/11/2015) [-]
I feel like she probably didn't genuinely have feelings as strong as you think she did. She probably thought she did, but then took a step back to look at it and realized there wasn't a real passion there, or maybe just thought you guys were too far away to meet up eventually and just cut it loose to save herself the heartache. Hard to tell.

I had no idea with my situation. Bitch was crazy about me and then all of the sudden she's more interested in some dude that lives across the country (who later broke up with her for a girl at his school).

Bottom line is: bitches ain't shit, dogs are life.
User avatar #375 - whargarbler (06/10/2015) [-]
I fuck ugly people sometimes.
User avatar #376 - tenaciouslee (06/10/2015) [-]
For practice.
#21 - Picture 06/10/2015 on Queens +3
#13 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2015 on Oh, Draco. +22
User avatar #22 - vetis (06/09/2015) [-]
Holy shit, I've never seen this one. That's hilarious.
#21 - Rascal (06/09/2015) [-]
this one is funnier

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User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (02/03/2014) [-]
r u black?
User avatar #4 to #3 - whargarbler (02/03/2014) [-]
I tried being black once. Didn't work out.
 
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