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#41 - Hat Fortress 2 11/22/2014 on Medic 0
#38 - You've never played enough TF2. I've never played Mann v…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Medic 0
User avatar #51 - alstorp (11/22/2014) [-]
Imo it's the only good gamemode in TF2.
#39 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
Eh, i think most people only play it to get dank loot.
User avatar #41 - whargarbler (11/22/2014) [-]
Hat Fortress 2
#6 - Picture 11/22/2014 on 2 pictures +7
#6 - This is what Mr. Jenson wanted all along. He wanted you to imp…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on FUCK THE SHIRT POSTS +3
User avatar #7 - yourinvisiblegf (11/22/2014) [-]
"The Math was in you all along."
#65 - That's probably the most accurate use of this meme I've seen. … 11/22/2014 on just once +2
#25 - I've been playing this game for over half a decade, and I've n…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Medic +2
#93 - Womens Study Major (11/23/2014) [-]
It's from the "new" game mode Mann vs Machine.
#37 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
Then you have not played enough. I think he says it every-time you press F4 to ready up in Mann versus machine
User avatar #38 - whargarbler (11/22/2014) [-]
You've never played enough TF2. I've never played Mann vs Machine. It looks stupid to me. I guess this is why I've never heard it.
User avatar #51 - alstorp (11/22/2014) [-]
Imo it's the only good gamemode in TF2.
#39 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
Eh, i think most people only play it to get dank loot.
User avatar #41 - whargarbler (11/22/2014) [-]
Hat Fortress 2
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#24 - Jesus Christ. Will you people stop giving him the attention he… 11/22/2014 on Medic +3
#55 - It was me, Dio! 11/18/2014 on damn hooligans +3
#23 - [citation needed]  [+] (12 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Charlie Chaplin in WW1 +9
#27 - angelusprimus (11/11/2014) [-]
1: That Chaplin liked young women is a well known fact
2: That book and its "findings" are bullshit

Chaplin did like young women, but he also married every one of them, and they weren't little girls they were in their late teens.
#33 - wreckedcar (11/11/2014) [-]
no need to defend people you dont really know, just because you like them in public.
#37 - angelusprimus (11/11/2014) [-]
Or I've read a lot about one of my favorite artists.
Much better books about him are
Robinson's Chaplin: His Life and Art; which does talk about his obsession about younger women quite a bit without sensationalism Ackroyd revels in. And his own autobiography in which he himself quite openly talks about his preferences.
Calling him a paedophile is just stupid and ignorant. Ackroyd is a hack who likes to sensationalize things to build up sales instead of do objective research.
#108 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2014) [-]
paedophile
/ˈpiːdəʊˌfaɪl/
noun
1. a person who is sexually attracted to children

Whether he married the 15 and 16 year old girls or not does not change the FACT that he was sexually attracted to and had sexual intercourse with children. Calling him a paedophile isn't "stupid and ignorant" it is stating a FACT that cannot be changed by your opinion of the man. He was a male, he was a comedic genius and he was sexually attracted to children which meant he was a paedophile.

It's not a hard concept to grasp. The ignorant one is the person who puts their fingers in their ears and doesn't want to admit facts. Jimmy Saville was a paedophile, Elvis Presley was a paedophile, Jerry Lee Lewis was a paedophile and Charlie Chaplin was a paedophile. They were all attracted to underage children, having sex with them before the legal age of consent in their respective countries.

If you can't accept facts then you have a real problem with reality.
#112 - angelusprimus (11/12/2014) [-]
I called it ignorant because its ignorant.

And interesting how you cut right after "children" since rest of that sentence would have undermined your bullshit. Lets see how definition for pedophilia really looks

Pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger. As a medical diagnosis, specific criteria for the disorder extends the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13.

Eleven or younger or up to 13 or younger. Chaplin or Presley were not pedophiles because their tastes didn't go under 16 years of age. (Savile and Lewis are another story)

Pedophilia is attraction to prepubescent children. Hebephilia is whats called when people are attracted to kids in early teens. From 11 to 15 years of age.
Attraction to late teens Ephebophilia (16-19) is what Chaplin had and it is not pedophilia and moreover its legal in almost 99% of developed world, parts of USA aside.
#113 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2014) [-]
Wow, me thinks you doth protest too much. You've done a lot of research into what counts as being a peadophile, even cut it up into certain age groups and levels of paedophillia. Are you building this argument to defend someone other than Charlie Chaplin? Are you having sexual thoughts about children my dear angelusprimus hence why you're so butthurt? Don't like thinking of yourself as a paedophile?

Also Elvis was attracted to Priscilla when she was 14 (under your 16 year olds claim) and Chaplin was attracted to Lita when she was 15 (also under your 16 year old criteria). Furthermore it doesn't matter about 99%, in the country they lived and were raised they were in the eyes of the law, paedophiles for having sex with a minor. Want to throw anymore of your bullshit to see if it sticks?
#115 - angelusprimus (11/12/2014) [-]
But yes, I do have one last thing to say to a worm like you.
Neither Presley nor Chaplin TOUCHED a single girl under the age of 16.
And even if they did, it would still be hebephilia not pedophilia.
And no, its not called pedophilia under the law either. Chaplin was english, where in 1920ies legal age was 16 years of age, and so was in vast majority of USA states. Only states. Only ten states in USA have age of consent at 18.
So you are full of shit, and not to mention disgusting pathetic idiot that can't discuss anything without accusing other people of horrible thing. Fuck you you pathetic worm.
#116 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2014) [-]
No accusations, merely a question. You seem to be very confused about your argument, earlier you were saying he admitted his preferences and now you're denying them. You appear very conflicted, you seem to despise paedophiles but worship Charlie Chaplin and I guess you could never bring yourself to see anything bad about him. That's the trouble with hero worship I suppose and seeing everything in black and white.

This is how you sound to sane people: "All paedophiles are bad, but Charlie Chaplin is good. Charlie Chaplin can never be bad, so therefore he can never be a paedophile even if I have to redefine what a paedophile is in order to follow my reasoning." I'm afraid it's a common problem among fanatics, usually religious ones.
#117 - angelusprimus (11/12/2014) [-]
Because I don't think someone marrying a young woman of legal age is a pedophile just because he is older.
I think there is a huge difference between a pedophile who preys on children who didn't even enter puberty and someone who has a preferance for young women of legal age.
You are the one trying to redefine what pedophile is, since I've already provided you with a medical and legal definition which does not fit your "Attracted to 15 year old" definition.
#118 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2014) [-]
She wasn't of age of consent when he got her pregnant. I never said Charlie Chaplin was a predator did I? You seem to have certain connotations with the word paedophile, nowhere in the dictionary does it imply a paedophile, molests, stalks or in any other way harms children, hell it doesn't even say a paedophile has *sex* with children, merely that they are attracted to children.

You are the one trying to define a paedophile as a disgusting creature unfit to walk the earth and so think that anyone called that is being referred to as such. However paedophile only refers to those who are attracted to those underage children and even by UK law 15 is a child.

Stop trying to deny who the man was, I and many others have accepted him for who he was faults and all and no matter how much you try to deny it, everyone has their faults and nobody is perfect. Stop trying to put your heroes on a pedestal and accept that Charlie Chaplin was human.
#114 - angelusprimus (11/12/2014) [-]
wow you actually do a veiled accusation on me being a pedophile?
You are a low pathetic creature and I am done talking to you.
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User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (02/03/2014) [-]
r u black?
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I tried being black once. Didn't work out.
 
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