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Date Signed Up:5/30/2012
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#6 - **wesleyhathaway rolled image ** potato cannon  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Special Forces +116
#38 - echotheambient (12/08/2014) [-]
#75 - shieeetposter (12/09/2014) [-]
#7 - zyketor (12/08/2014) [-]
Nice roll there.
#300 - **wesleyhathaway rolled image ** max payne 12/07/2014 on (untitled) +2
#374 - Picture 12/06/2014 on Somewhat Amusing 0
#3 - I thought it was at least fun to play 12/03/2014 on Talion's a dick +5
#5 - **wesleyhathaway rolled image ** oh god she's so hot 12/01/2014 on Nyeehehe -1
#309 - **wesleyhathaway rolled image ** 10/10 would fap again 12/01/2014 on Top 20 0
#8 - **wesleyhathaway rolled image ** it's not worth the fight. … 11/28/2014 on Equality is impossible,... 0
#80 - **wesleyhathaway rolled image ** that depends on how much o… 11/27/2014 on Quick question fj. +4
#27 - **wesleyhathaway rolled image ** Origin lol good one  [+] (7 new replies) 11/25/2014 on Peak Porn +44
#39 - endospore (11/25/2014) [-]
>Live customer service chat
>offers refunds
>Faster download speed

>Essentially nonexistent customer service - they don't even have a phone number. Prepare to wait weeks if your account gets hijacked.
>No refund policy. People sometimes mention a mythical "one refund per account" rule. This policy persists despite being illegal n the EU.
>You need to alt+tab and manually restart downloads if you start a game when you have a download going
>Downright offensive 1 dollar = 1 euro conversion policy

I hate EA and pretty much every game on Origin, but if it came along first or had the selection Steam does, Origin would be the hands down winner.
User avatar #58 - niggastolemyname (11/26/2014) [-]
faster DLs, but can you prove that origin is measuring in megabytes per second and not megabits? (in the photo it says MB/sec) very, very few people get 30 megabytes DL and even less websites afford such bandwidths..

and i forgot to click reply.. whatever
User avatar #50 - dazartimm (11/25/2014) [-]
I want to make it very clear that origin's live "customer service" chat is nearly useless. The workers are obviously Indians who barely speak english. It takes them like 3 minutes to respond to every message because they are using google translate. It's a lie, just like anything else EA ever offered anyone.
#44 - newall (11/25/2014) [-]
>will offer you a refund for sims, but will also permanently ban you, if you accept it.
>has innacurate download speeds (my MAXIMUM total bandwidth is 10mbs, i've had origin read at 40mbs download.)
>sells their own games, on their own platform, for more than competitors.
>livechat customer service is often useless, staff either not speaking English, or being downright unhelpful.
>customer service is actually half decent, considering valve employs 300 people, and provides a service to almost 200 million. How do you think they can run sales that low?
>Steam isn't an EU company, it's offices are not in the EU, and therefore does not have to comply to EU standards and regulations, despite having huge sales there. Is this right? no. Are they the only company to exploit loopholes for profit? lol.
>Games still end up cheaper on steam, despite shit conversion rates. Also, correctly converts to GBP.
User avatar #56 - sannukas (11/25/2014) [-]
Speaking with a real person on customer support is way more helpful than waiting 2 weeks for an automated response.
I've contacted EA's live support 4 times and have had my problems solved and questions answered within 10 minutes. The only annoying part about the live chat is the queue that can take up to an hour sometimes.
#57 - newall (11/25/2014) [-]
Again, though. With a staff register that small, it's a wonder anyone gets any support from steam, and after 3 support tickets i've waited a maximum of 3 hours for any of them.

I've never had issues with origin (i've also been using it 6 fewer years) but i've heard many horror stories about their support, including people being banned for requesting refunds.
That, and as the gentleman above me mentioned, their LC operators are clearly non-English speaking, and almost all advice comes down to "have you tried turning it off, then back on again?"
Their games install punkbuster, but to play it online, you have to manually download a second PB program, and make an exception, within punkbuster, for the game that you downloaded with punkbuster attatched.
EA are Activision's mirror. They're all about making as much money for as little cost as possible (i understand this is how business works, but companies like Bethesda/Zenimax manage to differ and still produce enormous profit margins)
My issue is moreso with EA, than Origin. But honestly, Origin feels like a shit, orange steam.
#28 - bossguycumsplash (11/25/2014) [-]
nice roll?
#57 - and I'm okay with that. 11/25/2014 on fuck you too reddit 0
#35 - smells like teen spirit in my ass 11/23/2014 on So i did a post on Imgur... 0
#10 - **wesleyhathaway rolled image ** gibe da pusi b0ss 11/23/2014 on Implying hes white 0
#27 - **wesleyhathaway rolled image ** this is why I rape people 11/23/2014 on sickening..I would kill her +1
#6 - **wesleyhathaway rolled image ** *link 11/23/2014 on Faces of Link -1
#5 - **wesleyhathaway rolled image ** gotta love lonk  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Faces of Link -2
#181 - lonk (12/02/2014) [-]
lonk is life
#6 - wesleyhathaway (11/23/2014) [-]
**wesleyhathaway rolled image** *link
#6 - when you hand the ninja turtles the aux cord 11/23/2014 on Ninja Turtles +12
#35 - **wesleyhathaway rolled image ** call of duty. there is … 11/23/2014 on Well tickle my joystick 0
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#35 - **wesleyhathaway rolls 790** 11/18/2014 on The roll game is strong... 0
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#41 - oh im in the wrong? ya okie bud 11/12/2014 on Don't tread on the bear! +1


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User avatar #11 - beams (05/24/2015) [-]
When you go and almost drop it, you do not spill a drop.

When you feel you must go use it, it is filled to the brim.

What is it?
User avatar #12 to #11 - wesleyhathaway (05/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #10 - shadowhorn (01/06/2015) [-]
you should pimp out your profile like i did
User avatar #9 - shadowhorn (01/06/2015) [-]
and u liek it in ur pooper
User avatar #8 - shadowhorn (01/06/2015) [-]
and u r gey
User avatar #7 - shadowhorn (10/13/2014) [-]
you have a small penis
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